Kagro in the Morning - May 11, 2022

David Waldman strictly follows the KITM plan for Wednesday success:

A. Find out what Greg Dworkin wants to talk about.  B. Profit!

Greg advises to always check with your doctor first before attempting to bury anyone in your backyard.

Donald Trump is almost too stupid for words. The guy who wanted to nuke hurricanes planned to bomb China for shooting them at us, when all Trump really needed to do was to redirect a Jewish Space Laser at them. Mark Esper continues to come up with words on how stupid Trump was. Lindsey Graham would even tell you how stupid Donald was, if you were to catch him feeling catty. It’s gotten so bad that people are now starting to question Donald’s business sense. Trump actually is not the only stupid Republican. Tommy Tuberville is one of the last GQP to pretend to fall out of love with Russia and hasn’t yet got the hang of it. Charles Herbster assaulted a fraction of the women Donald Trump has, and yet still couldn’t ace his primary in Nebraska. Idiot Doug Mastriano however is polling great in Pennsylvania, and that is exactly why Republicans there are worried. Joe Manchin might be a Republican, but that doesn’t mean he approves of everything Donald Trump says.

The Republican party was hoping their voters would be interested in non-stupid issues, such as the economy, but that won’t happen when there’s so many tempting stupid issues out there. Democrats would like to run on how stupid Republicans are, but they probably should be focused on the economy as well. The GQP sure hadn’t planned to talk about abortion, an issue that makes things more complex for them but simplifies things for Democrats, because all Dems need to do is represent what America wants. The Evangelical Church got into anti-abortion politics right about when Jimmy Carter made them desegregate. 

John Eastman put together a plan for overturning the 2020 election, but first needed Pennsylvania to help get the fraud rolling.

Ukrainian troops have fought their way back to the Russian border, and boy, the Russians are blowing their tops. Ukraine seems to have better intelligence and equipment and definitely knows how to use them. The trick is to kick Putin’s ass gently. Not too fast or too hard, but just the right amount.