Kagro in the Morning - March 11, 2021

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For pennies a day, you can help support Kagro in the Morning, hosted by David Waldman, and often cooperatively overlapped by Greg Dworkin, for the very latest in information, insight and entertainment... Except today’s show, for which David will be accepting bids beginning at $50 million, USD. (Payable through Patreon.)

Want to see some unity? Check out the approval numbers for the President of the United States, Joe Biden, and those for his American Rescue Plan relief bill, which he will be addressing tonight. Oh, what some would do or say to achieve numbers like that! Republican Senator Roger Wicker didn’t vote for the bill, (No Republican did.) but he did come up with the restaurant aid, (No he didn’t) Well, he was there when ideas happened, and at least he’s not like Marjorie Taylor, always tapping out when things become too intense. (Do that enough, and she’ll never be invited back to an orgy, let alone a committee.) By the way, Joe Manchin doesn’t want unity, he wants bipartisanship. Susan Collins vastly prefers bipartisanship over Democrats winning a vote. Have we mentioned our preferment of filibuster reform lately? Bernie Sanders agrees... now.

In the House, “no” still means no… unless it means “nay”. Republicans understand that means nothing to their voters. Rich Republicans DNGAF, at all.

1/6 insurrectionist, Oath Keeper, formerly of the Navy, formerly FBI, Thomas Caldwell, carries a gun shaped like a cellphone, you know, for the ”Karens”... But, why? Karens rock!

Fantastic news for Grandma huggers! COVID-19 hospitalizations have dropped more than 80% for both grannies and gramps since Joe showed up. All the Presidents have their vaccines, do you have yours? More importantly, did you get the coolest vaccine? Shut up! They are all great, beautiful in their own ways, but totally useless outside of your arm.