Kagro in the Morning - April 19, 2022

Good news! If I understand correctly, those of you with toddlers in tow need not invest in diapers for those long flights, or any public transportation for that matter. Some would have you believe that might be “unsanitary" but actually, diapers don’t really “clean” anything (look it up) and when they get full everybody gets cranky, and no one has a right to tell me… 

Oh wait. I’ve just been informed that I don’t understand correctly at all.  Well, I’m still a better judge than Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, who just voided the Centers for Disease Control-issued mask mandate. They haven’t made a diaper big enough to hold an opinion like this one.

David Waldman and Joan McCarter have the dirty job of opening this and a few other nappies today:

Most of the people who attempted the overthrow of the United States are still trying to this day. John Eastman, who has been working at that for decades, is still withholding around 37,000 pages of documents from the January 6 committee. Utah Senator Mike Lee did all he could to facilitate Donald Trump’s coup. Mike worked to subvert democracy for months, put in the long hours, begged Mark Meadows for more chances to crush America, and yet Lee remains a sitting Senator, still clocking in, committing subversion and getting paid for it. A federal judge has denied Marjorie Traitor Greene’s restraining order on disqualifying her from running for office. In frustration, Marj spun in circles revving her chainsaw.

You see, all of this and more is more than reason to expand the Supreme Court, and to not lose in November.