DP79 - ✨Community College Magic✨

We’re firing on 4 of 5 cylinders, that’s right, we’re (mostly) back! It’s been a little while, and the Daddios have been busy boys. Speakin’ of boys, Lance is no longer one, that’s right, he’s 30! Lance went from Boy 2 Man. In other news, Andy joined the future and bought a 2006 Toyota Prius, and invested in cryptocurrency. What the hell is money anyway? Can you be buried with with your cryptocurrency like King Tutankhamen? or will your student debt spill out like a black cloud on those who open your tomb 5,000 years from now. Lord knows the only defense against debt is a community college degree. 

Listen, we gotta come clean, we don’t really understand money. I guess it’s just an agreement, the value is what we make of it. 

Did your heart break apart like Pangea when you saw Castaway? Well get over it already. Wilson had the right idea, he was “floating on”, playin’ jazz, yaknow rollin’ with the punches. He didn’t want to deal with Tom Hanks’ bullshit attitude anymore. I mean here’s a guy who cuts his tooth out in slow motion with an ice skate, and is all hung up on his wife from the past, what a baby. We should be happy for Wilson, he Floated On more than Modest Mouse. (Wilson later played Tim Allen’s neighbor in Home Improvement, they obscured his face behind a fence because the producers didn't wanna hurt Tom Hanks' feelings). 

Why the hell are we crying about a dang bloody volleyball anyway? I guess it’s just the value we place on it, like cryptocurrency. I guess your Wilson tears are just as real as the bills in your wallet. It’s all made up. But hey! Life ain’t so bleak when ya got the love of your friends and you can laugh about bullshit with em. We’re glad to be back, hope you enjoy.