The Ratchet Chronicles
77 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsCome and hang out and maybe have a few laughs at my expense. This podcast doesn't have a focus other than to speak on things that I see or hear about on a daily basis. I think that a lot of these topics are relatable and I hope that my audience will appreciate the subtle comedy. I also hope that I can make someone's day brighter just by listening. I appreciate feedback as well as any topics you the listener would like discussed.
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Episodes
Memorial Day Madness
May 28, 2020 12:00 - 35 minutes - 24.7 MBHappy Memorial Day !!!!! If you really want to hear what this pandemic has done to me, this is the episode for you! I discuss the origins of my first name, Elon Musk's baby's name and what President Hennessy Daniels can do for you! Let's get Cuckoo with Coco for Memorial Day my cocomunity! Music: http://www.bensound.com (PS. apologies for the sound quality, I was mobile walking around for most of it). Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. Se...
Murder Lillies
May 21, 2020 12:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBThis episode I go cuckoo for McGriddles and explain how humanity can be saved by just doing the right thing at the drive thru. I explain what pestering is and why I don't care for Johnny Come Lately's. Murder hornets are a real thing and why pain comparisons never work is something else I go Cuckoo for! Come join me and let's have some fun! Music: https://www.bensound.com. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more ...
Delayed Mother's Day
May 14, 2020 12:00 - 33 minutes - 22.9 MBHAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MAMAS! This episode I discuss the nose vs. penis as it pertains to the coronavirus and Laura's new nickname in my phone. I pay tribute to the woman who created me, because of Mother's Day. I also wonder who invented the chicken nugget, let you guys decide if I've been brainwashed by Waco and come to the realization that Hollywood makes psychos hot as hell. Let's get Cuckoo!!! Music: https://www.bensound.com/ Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratc...
He Did it for the Turnips
April 29, 2020 16:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBThis week we catch up with the infamous Bean Hater during his quarantine. We discuss a pletherer of topics including why Animal Crossing is important and how addicted I am again to the Sims. Come sit down and enjoy our crazy banter and get through the quarantine together. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Not Ya Mama's Pandemic Episode
April 22, 2020 16:00 - 29 minutes - 20.5 MBHey my cuckoo-nuts we're back. Took a bit of a hiatus but with everything going on I thought you may need some craziness in your life! Hence, I have arrived. This episode we play catch up with my observances during this COVID pandemic. Come laugh with me or at me whateveryou prefer and LET'S GET CUCKOO! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Curse of Greta
February 26, 2020 17:00 - 29 minutes - 20 MBIn this episode I talk about two movies and their storylines. **The title is a mashup of the two movies** I also tell you guys about my fascination with true crime podcasts and why I apologized to my mother these past few weeks. I also give you guys my twitch handle so that you can put a face to the voice, or come squad up. Come have some laughs and let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
Mini Cuckoo #1: Hot Dog Water Macaroni Man
February 09, 2020 17:00 - 13 minutes - 9.6 MBIntroducing mini cuckoos! So for 2020 I'm bringing you more of ME! You guessed it! This mini episode covers the adventures of DC with her latest installment, why Crunch gym reminds me of exotic animals and why I am going to play "skunk" instead of possum around random men going forward. Also new music for 2020! Thanks everyone for joining me again and let me help you through your day with some laughs! Let's get Cuckoo!!!!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles....
The 2019 Wrap Up & Intro to 2020
February 06, 2020 17:00 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBIn this episode I give you guys the longest, most frustrating Saturday also known as December 28, 2019. I also give you a little introduction of what's not going down in 2020 as well as attempt to navigate this podcast thing again. I also give you the definition of "paranormal activity colds." Let's bring it on 2020 and relearn the English language as well as driving etiquette. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
Happy Weight, Human Plants & Death by Basketball
December 12, 2019 03:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBIn this episode I go cuckoo over the movie, "The Hole in the Ground," a horror movie in which a child is possessed after exploring a forest without his mother's permission. I discuss the positive side of forgetting the proper headphones while exercising and delve into the idea of having the procreate to save mankind. Let's get Cuckoo!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Snow Day Flake, Anxious 2020 & Airport Sprints
December 08, 2019 00:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBWe are back! Delayed but back! This episode I talk about my packing issues, moving out of my apartment and how much I dislike JFK (the airport). I also tell you about my clumsiness, today and I recorded on a Saturday (which is weird for me). Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Surprise Visitor
November 27, 2019 17:00 - 30 minutes - 21.2 MBHey guys!!!! We are back again this week with a surprise guest! Not saying who it is, you're just going to have to listen in. We discuss city living, changing neighborhoods and a flight story. I also break down our day together as well as people who avoid minor bumps in the road like their cars are made of glass. Let's get cuckoo together!!!!! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Return of the Cuckoo
November 20, 2019 17:00 - 31 minutes - 21.5 MBAnnnnnnnd we're back my cuckoo-nuts! Stronger and better than ever! In this episode you find out why Staten Island sucks, why we're strustling and why I prefer free entertainment in the park over paying for tickets to see a bad movie. You also learn what my mom did prior to DVR and about the "Say Anything" size camcorder she brought to every family event. Also everyone needs to watch "Inside Out." Let's get Cuckoo again guys! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicl...
Nail Salon Stories, Puddle Legs & Mortal Kombat Duos
November 06, 2019 17:00 - 30 minutes - 20.8 MBThis episode I discuss nail salon experiences then and now in my lifetime and you find out what I mean by puddle legs. You also find out why a staff member pisses me off and what exactly I mean by Mortal Kombat duos. Also the Bean Hater strikes again with his mischief concerning apple podcasts (if he ate beans it would probably help his brain think clearly). Stay tuned for more Cuckoo fun with me! Your new bestie Coco! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. H...
Hamster Wheel Brain, The Joker Stairs & Walking Demons
October 30, 2019 16:00 - 28 minutes - 19.9 MBHey my little cuckoo nuts! We're back at it again for another episode! This week I discuss what my friends have to deal with when it comes to my brain, the infamous stairs from The Joker movie and why I don't associate with serial murderers. I share with you my morning commute and an incident at the gym that occurred with Laura, a strange man and I. Prior to editing this episode I had made it to 30 minutes (so technically it was lol). Let's get over the hump and get cuckoo together!!!!! Sup...
The Backhanded Compliment, Coquito & Zuni Warrior Dolls
October 23, 2019 16:00 - 31 minutes - 21.6 MBThis episode I touch on Halloween costume etiquette briefly. I dive into the family holiday trifecta of Halloween (if you're family-oriented), Thanksgiving and Christmas. I also touch upon the coming of family clapback season, which often occurs during these holidays, and the overindulgence of food and coquito that is sure to leave you in a food coma. I discuss why men should just trust women with driving directions on road trips and why "Trilogy of Terror" is a ridiculous yet anxiety induci...
The Caucasion Effect, The 5K Speedwalk & "I'm So Shiny."
October 21, 2019 13:00 - 50 minutes - 34.6 MBThis episode you get a triple whammy! It’s time to get cuckoo with Coco, Laura and Kelsey! That’s right I got another person to get cuckoo and have a silly time! We discuss growing up in the city versus the suburbs, participation trophies and Disney princesses/villains. We also discuss the importance of dodgeball in building character and the only trophy Laura’s ever gotten. Come hang out with us and get over the hump! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. H...
Oily Noodles, Colorful Charismatic Tent & Chocolate of Fish
October 09, 2019 16:00 - 39 minutes - 27.2 MBIn this episode I have another guest Dan Rivera hanging with me all the way from Florida via Skype (warning: sound quality is different). We talk about Chinese & Hibachi food spots, what we like most in a significant other and why sometimes arguing/debating works best in friendships. We also read some comments from the question of the week and discuss why DoorDash should just start cooking when they show up with your food. Come hang out with us while we get Cuckoo! Support this show http://...
Appliances As Parents, Alec Baldwin Syndrome & Robots vs. Zombies
October 02, 2019 16:00 - 32 minutes - 22.2 MBYay we've reached episode 10!!!! I have a special guest with me DUSTY B! We get into some crazy stuff about appliances that do everything but wipe your booty, why Alec Baldwin IS a household item and why Robots vs. Zombies should be a show. We also examine how the CDC might kill us with biochemistry and how movies and video games are training manuals. I also explain to Dustin what the purpose of bath salts are. Come get cuckoo with us! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratche...
Coffee Disaster Relief, The Gospel According to Coupons & Rubik's Cube Menus
September 25, 2019 16:00 - 29 minutes - 19.9 MBThis episode discusses the experiences I have had with coffee, going through the drive thru to get fast food, and the reason why menus are posted online. Come get Cuckoo with me and let's get over the hump together! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Pickles with the Dill, Free My DLC & Weirdos in My Chair
September 18, 2019 16:00 - 32 minutes - 22.6 MBIn this episode I discuss ordering food like an alien in relation to Pulp Fiction, explain the origins of my gaming addiction, and weirdos getting haircuts. I also mention why cutting your own hair is a disaster and why I believe that clients should be treated like human beings and not children. Let's have some fun everybody! It's Cuckoo time! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Per My Last Email, Dial M for Mischief & Single White Female
September 11, 2019 16:00 - 35 minutes - 24.5 MBThis episode we take a look at multiple work environments I have encountered and I tell you how none of the events that occurred at each workplace were my fault. I also discuss my issues with upper management and how one false move could end up with me on a milk carton. Stay tuned and let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ref Coco, The Dogma Sneeze & Bug Terrorists
September 04, 2019 16:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBIn this episode I shout out Laura, Allycia and a new friend (tune in to find out who). I discuss the errors of movie going, including snack choices and what not to do (i.e. get up and use the restroom. I also discuss the deficiency of manners in humanity (what I have experienced) and ponder why mosquitos were put on this earth. Let's get Cuckoo together !!! Also check out my new music! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Jerks on a Plane, No Pow-Pows & Gym Decisions: Mace vs. Taser
August 28, 2019 14:00 - 28 minutes - 19.4 MBThis episode shouts out you my listeners! We made it to over 100 listeners! Also shout outs to Rocco, Miss Mindy, Sheila & Pinkisthedevil, my gaming peeps for spreading the word! I detail the hazards of flying, TSA and play a game of "Who's Armrest is it Anyways?" I also discuss what a Pow-Pow can do for you and why making friends at the gym may not be a good idea. Let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
20s vs 30s, DJ Clusterfork & Sober Captain America
August 21, 2019 14:00 - 35 minutes - 24.3 MBI have my first guest with me this episode, one of my best friends Laura! In this episode we discuss outings in our 20s as opposed to our 30s, things that DJs do that make us cringe and why I have never experienced a hangover. Come get cuckoo with us! Shout out to Allycia for always experiencing a wild Laura! Come hang out with us and let's get cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Friendships, Makeup & The Winter Soldier
August 15, 2019 01:00 - 33 minutes - 23.3 MBThis episode I give a shout out to Rocco for celebrating his 500th viewer! I talk about the importance of friendships, some of my friendship origins. I also share some Facebook feedback from this week's question: How do adults make friends? Makeup and their tutorials and why they have impossible expectations. Tune in to find out how The Winter Soldier ties into this whole thing. Let's get Cuckoo! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Road rage, Rocket League & "Can I Speak to your Manager" Haircuts
August 08, 2019 03:00 - 25 minutes - 17.7 MBThis episode combines three things, road rage, rocket league and "can I speak to your manager" haircuts. If you care to venture as to how I link these three things together come have a laugh with me. Also birthday shout out to my BFF Laura! Shout out to Riki for the logo (it's awesome!). This episode contains spoilers on Fear The Walking Dead and The Last of Us. Intro and Outro music by Epidemic Sound. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. S...
And Then There Was a Podcast
August 01, 2019 01:00 - 30 minutes - 21.1 MBFrom relationships to social media...let's have a silly time together. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/the-ratchet-chronicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.