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Cryptic Accounts Goes On Vacation
July 07, 2021 09:00 - 3 minutes - 2.56 MBA message from your Cryptic Hosts before summer vacation
UAP Task Force Report & To The Star Conspiracy
June 30, 2021 09:00 - 53 minutes - 36.5 MBThis week the long anticipated UAP Task Force report has finally dropped to great mixed reactions. From heralded disclosure to disappointment; we third to a third possibility by examining the To the Stars Academy’s suspicious connection to the rapid acknowledgment of UFO’s by the US government and ask if if we can foretell what may come next by closely watching the enigmatic Luis Elizondo.
Ep. 75 - Theranos & Elizabeth Holmes
June 23, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MBElizabeth Holmes started Theranos in 2003 and dropped out of Stanford University to revolutionize the medical industry with a better way to analyze blood, with a secret new technology. Over the decade that followed, Theranos came to be valued at 9 billion dollars. The only problem, the tech didn't work.
Ep. 74 - The Illuminati's Greatest Hits
June 16, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 50.8 MBThe Illuminati is said to have gone extinct in the 1700s but many researchers and historians believe that it actually went underground, infiltrating free masonry, financial institutions, and world governments. This week we explore the Illuminati’s “greatest hits;” from mass murder in the French Revolution, the assassination of Presidents, and the sinking of the Titanic.
Ep. 73 - ELF Waves, Mind Control, & Mass Shooters
June 09, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBExtremely Low Frequency ( ELF ) Waves were first recognized by Allan H. Fray in 1960 and after development could be used to insert sound directly into the brain without audible sound as it directly vibrates brain cells through microwave radiation. Sounds crazy until the here about all the government patented devices and firsthand accounts of targeted individuals.
Ep. 72 - Hitler in South America
June 02, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBThis week we explore both the official story of Hitler’s suicide at the end of WWII as well as evidence that this story might be Soviet Propaganda and that Hitler and members of the SS escaped to South America.
Ep. 71 - Boris Kipriyanovich, Indigo Child
May 26, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 40.4 MBBoris Kipriyanovich, born in 1996 was not a normal child. By the age of 2 he was well spoken and already reading. Then things got stranger when he started describing the universe in great detail without being taught. His claim, he is a reincarnated Martian here to save us from nuclear disaster. It sounds far fetched... until you hear the details that he disclosed.
Ep. 70 - Trans-medium UFOs, Havana Syndrome & Human Mutilations
May 19, 2021 09:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBThis week we start by discussing the latest UFO footage released by the Military, including triangle craft and trans-medium (air-to-water) vehicles. We then move into the mysterious “Havana Syndrome” and possible directed energy weapons attacks on dozens of US spies and diplomats. Finally, we explore the Human Mutilation factor of alien abduction and the story of Zigmund Adamski’s disappearance and murder at the hands of unknown entities.
Ep. 69 - The Conspiracy of Conspiracies, The Double Edged Sword of Global Warming
May 12, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBMost conspiracies share at least one thing in common, usually there's one mainstream idea countered by many theories. Global warming is special though because both sides of the argument create conspiracy theories to discredit the other. With experts on both sides perpetuating theories it is almost impossible for the average person to decipher the truth. This week we dig into some of the main theories and discuss a research article digging into why this unique circumstance is happening over a...
Ep. 68 - Medieval UFOs & Faerie Abductions
May 05, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 38.2 MBThis week we explore Jacques Vallee's "Passport to Magonia;" and, in particular, medieval tales of alien encounters. From the winged serpent god of Mezo-America, to ancient Japanese military sightings and history's first UFO investigations. Going deeper, we investigate the 1600's faerie/elf-land research of the Rev. Robert Kirk and explain the bizarre connection between alien abduction/hybrid programs and the faerie folk-lore of medieval Europe.
Ep. 67 - Hopi Ant People
April 28, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThis week on the show we head back to the American Southwest to take a look at mythology of the Native America Hopi Indian Tribe. Stories that share striking share striking similarities to events and being described by other ancient cultures such as the Egyptian and Babylonians. Are the Ant People, Annunaki, and Nephilim all actually references to the same beings? Reference to Episode 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon
Ep. 66 - Into the Fringe Pt. 2
April 21, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 72.9 MBThis week, we dive back into Dr. Karla Turner's 1992 classic "Into the Fringe: A True STory of Alien Abduction;" continuing the saga of her husband's life-long history of abductions and how these terrifying entities began to invade the lives of his family and their friends. Stories of abductions, mind-control, bizzare and oddly spiritual medical procedures. What are these beings after? And who are they working with? Turner and her family begin to realize this is an ever present phenomenon an...
Dead Mountain & The Dyatlov Incident
April 14, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 220 MBIn 1959 a group of college students set off into the Ural Mountains of the then Soviet Union. A few days in tragedy struck and the group was killed. After an investigation the case was sealed and family and friends were left with an unsatisfying explanation. After the collapse of the Soviet Union documents became declassified and theories began to abound about what actually happened to the Dyatlov expedition party.
EP. 64 - Into the Fringe: A True Story of Alien Abduction
April 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 152 MBThis week we begin our journey into the disturbing and bizarre abduction experiences of Dr. Karla Turner and her family. In the late 1980s, Karla's husband came home with hours of lost time and a strange scar on his leg; following months of inexplicable headaches and anxiety following the incident, the couple decided to try hypnosis out of desperation. What they uncovered are truly some of the most surreal and terrifying alien abduction and out of body stories we have encountered to date. Jo...
Ep. 63 - WikiLeaks the Moon
March 31, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBDocument after document of declassified reports from multiple government agencies point to extraterrestrial life not only in our solar system, but as near as our own moon. One of the strangest, a report of a US moon base that was destroyed January 24th, 1979 by an unknown aggressor (UR), was discovered and disclosed by WikiLeaks. With countless experts including high ranking military and former astronauts all pointing to various operations on the moon, why aren't we more aware?
Ep. 62 - Mysteries of the Shroud of Turin
March 24, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 45.4 MBThis week, Cryptic Accounts delves into the mysterious Shroud of Turin, an ancient relic that many believe to have supernatural or unexplainable properties. We explore nearly 100 years of scientific studies, thousands of years of legends and other anomalies related to this ancient and possibly holy relic; asking "Is this the world's first photograph, or could this be the burial cloth of Jesus Christ?"
Ep. 61 - Ken Johnston, Richard Hoagland, NASA Coverups, & The Moon
March 17, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBA NASA whistleblower Ken Johnston after two decades of secrecy revealed photos from his time with the Apollo program to well known controversial theorist Richard Hoagland. These photos would add to allegations that NASA covers up things they see in space and on our moon.
Ep. 60 - Genesis Revisited Pt. 3 - Eve, The Tree of Knowledge, & Martian Bases
March 10, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 69.3 MBThis week, the completion of the 3 part series on Zacharia Sitchen’s "Genesis Revisited". What happened after Enki and his Annunaki/Nephilim pals created their slave race (humanity), and are we due for another encounter from our ancient alien overlords?
Ep. 59 - The Gateway Experience - A How-To Guide on Escaping Time & Space
March 05, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBIn 1983, US Army Commander Wayne McDonnell was given the "simple" task of researching the possible use of soundwaves to aid in remote viewing military intelligence projects; but what he delivered was a whole lot more. What is consciousness, time, space, the nature of reality, the ultimate questions of death and the afterlife? Join us as we delve into the declassified report that's making waves on social media 38 years later - and find out just what revelations McDonnell believes he uncove...
Guglielmo Marconi, Secret Italian Space Program, & a Hidden City in the Andes Mountains
March 03, 2021 10:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBGuglielmo Marconi's radio system helped rescue survivors of the Titanic, headed secret Italian Space and UFO research programs, and invented an energy device for Mussolini which the Pope did not approve of. Did he really die of a heart attack in 1937, or did he escape to South America with cutting edge technology in free energy and antigravity?
Ep. 57 - Genesis Revisited Pt. 2
February 24, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 97.9 MBWe continue our exploration of author and ancient-alien researcher Zacharia Sitchen's research into the Biblical book of Genesis. Who are the Annunaki, our ancient alien slave masters? How did they come to create man-kind as we know it today, and how is this knowledge hidden in the book of Genesis that we all know? But most importantly, why do they keep marrying their sisters? All this and more on this week's Cryptic Accounts.
Ep. 56 - UAP's, More Planet Size UFO's, & Portals... EVERWHERE
February 19, 2021 11:30 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MBIt's another hodgepodge of stories on this bonus episode. First up, a strange inverted bell shaped UAP spotted from the cockpit of a F/A-18 in 2018, then a NASA aeronautics expert claims there are HUGE UFO's orbiting Saturn, and finally a plasma physicist, also from NASA says there's portals opening and closing all over the place!
Ep. 55 - Heavenly Weapons, the Ark of the Covenant & the Ark of Gabriel
February 17, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBA recent massacre in Ethiopia is believed to be related to the Ark of the Covenant, a Biblical object with strange powers that has been duplicated by different societies. As well as a similar object only made known in recent years, the Ark of Gabriel, a heavenly weapon that the archangel Gabriel instructed care to Muhammed which may have been the cause of two massacres at Mecca in 2015 when attempts were made to remove it from its' resting place there.
Ep. 54 - Navy UFO Patents & the Mysterious Dr. Salvatore Pais
February 10, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 61.9 MBMini-Fusion Reactors, Warp-Drive, Force-Fields, Space-Time Weapons, Man-Made Flying Saucers and more. For the past five-years, the US Navy has been filing patents for technologies that are so unbelievable they've had to battle the US Patent Office to even accept their applications. Stranger still, all of these sci-fi creations are supposedly the work of one mysterious scientist: Dr. Salvatore Pais. This week we dive into the dark world of the Navy's UFO Patents and their inventor. Is it a pu...
Ep. 53 - The Lost Continent Atlantis, Source of All Civilization
February 03, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBMany have searched for Atlantis. Almost every major culture spoke of it in different ways. It seems there may be something to this tale of a sunken continent. Starting with Plato many have spoken on and pondered the existence of Atlantis.
Ep. 52 - Genesis Revisited Part 1: The Secret History of Our Solar System
January 27, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBAre the Annunaki and Nephilim one in the same? What do ancient myths of battles with a celestial sea dragon tell us about the book of Genesis? How did the Summerians map our solar system 6,000 before modern science? This week we explore Part 1 of Zecharia Sitchn's "Genesis Revisited" to explore all this and more.
Ep. 51 - Israeli UFO disclosure, Remote viewing of the Galactic Federation and the US Inauguration
January 20, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 76 MBRetired Israeli Space Defense General discloses existence of aliens, Project Stargate remote viewing of the Galactic Federation's base on Earth, and remote viewed predictions for President-Elect Joe Biden's inauguration.
Ep. 50 - Modern Day Dinosaurs
January 13, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBDid dinosaurs survive into modern history? Intriguing pottery and cave drawings kick off this weeks episode, as the cryptic crew explore ancient Cambodian temples, the different breeds of English dragon, modern pterodactyl sightings, the Jersey Devil, and a not so friendly African brontosaurus who is still stompin’ today. Join Dennis and Patrick as they ask the important dinosaur questions this week on Cryptic Accounts.
Ep. 49 - Antarctica, Agharta, & Hollow Earth
January 06, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 52.6 MBA deeper dive into Antarctica leads to an underground world nearly every culture throughout history has referred to.
Ep. 48 - Project Blue Beam
December 30, 2020 16:26 - 54 minutes - 43.5 MBFalse messiahs in the sky, faux alien invasion, demons in your home appliances, and real-life military technology all come together in this weeks episode about the Project Blue Beam theory. We explore the (assassinated?) journalist Serge Monast, his warning about the coming New World Order and the spectacular false flag operation that will bring it all together.
Ep. 47 - Esoteric Hitlerism, Nazi UFOs, & Antarctic Bases
December 23, 2020 09:00 - 1 hour - 57.5 MBFrom the occult beliefs of high ranking nazis, to photos of flying saucers they built, and the belief that they may have escaped to Antarctica. Esoteric Hitlerism lead to some interesting twists and turns this week on Cryptic Accounts.
Ep. 46 - The Bhagavad-Gita, The Manhattan Project, Ancient Nuclear Warfare, & the Apocalypse on Mars
December 16, 2020 09:00 - 55 minutes - 44.5 MBThis week, the Cryptic crew are all about bombs and delving into the ancient Hindu nukes of the Gods, archaeological mysteries, the Manhattan project's surprising American death toll, and Martian world wars.
Ep. 45 - Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation
December 09, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation. From young children gifted far beyond their years, to unique DNA, to testimonials of hybrid parents. The alien hybrid theory continues to expand
Ep. 44 - Butterfly People and Mothmen
December 02, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 40.8 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, Butterfly People & Mothmen. From the devastating tornado in Joplin, to the nuclear disaster in Chernobyl, strange winged creatures are reported being seen.
Ep. 43 - Alien Moonwalkers, Planet Size UFOs at the Sun, & Borg Cubes
November 25, 2020 19:37 - 1 hour - 57.8 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts... Alien Moonwalkers, Planet Size UFOs at the Sun, & Borg Cubes in Texas.
Ep. 42 - The Truth About Giants & Nephilim
November 18, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 56.2 MBOn this episode of Cryptic Accounts, The Truth About Giants & Nephilim. Throughout history there are accounts and events of extremely large people walking the Earth. From Egyptians to Native American to European explorers there is no shortage of recorded history referencing giants as well as some more recent physical evidence.
Ep. 41 - CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8
November 11, 2020 12:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBOn this episode of Cryptic Accounts, CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8. Chilling evidence of some of the most advanced spying software ever created being secured by some of the most lax security measures imaginable.
Ep. 40 - Egyptians in the New World
November 04, 2020 12:00 - 50 minutes - 40.4 MBThis week on Cryptic Account, Patrick and Dennis delve into the mystery of ancient Egyptian contact with the New World. Did the Pharaohs send messengers across the Atlantic, and if so what evidence do we have?
Cryptic Experiences - #1 - Laura's Ghosts
October 29, 2020 02:39 - 39 minutes - 31.4 MBIn this new segment of Cryptic Accounts, Cryptic Experiences is interviews with firsthand experiencers of the paranormal, ET's, UFO's, and the like. On this first episode, Patrick and Dennis interview Laura Bowen. Laura had a couple of interesting paranormal experiences as a young girl during some very emotionally charged situations. Later in life she would witness her young son having an experience of his own as well...
Ep. 39 - The Sallie House
October 28, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBOn this episode Patrick and Dennis get to know the Sallie House. One of the most famous and haunted house in America is in Atchison, KS. Named for the first spirit the Pickmans interacted with in the house in the 90's but that was only the beginning...
Ep. 38 - Weather Control
October 21, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 54 MBOn this episode of Cryptic Accounts, Weather Control. Droughts, Floods, Hurricanes, and more... all manmade. Sounds completely crazy until you start getting into all the disclosures. www.CrypticAccounts.com
Ep. 37 - The Man From Venus, Valiant Thor
October 14, 2020 11:00 - 2 hours - 96.7 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, Valiant Thor. In the late 1950's the US government housed an otherworldly visitor in the Pentagon who wanted to change life for the better but the powers that be were more worried about the economy and their power.
Ep. 36 - David Icke & The New Age Gnostic Phenomenon
October 07, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBOn this week's episode, Cryptic Accounts explores the rise of David Icke and his all encompassing theory of reptilians, the illuminati, evil-annunaki, and a theory that explains just about everything. They then turn to the similarities between Icke's new-age thought, the ancient Gnostics and how God the Universe and everything gets turned upside down.
Ep. 35 - 1984 Exploration of Mars
September 30, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 49 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, the 1984 Exploration of Mars. Stargate Project was a banner for a group of bizarre military and intelligence agencies' research that occurred for over 20 years. One such project sent an Army veteran to Mars, circa 1 million B.C..
Ep. 34 - Operation Trojan Horse
September 23, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBThis week, the Cryptic Accounts crew gets back into the supernatural side of UFOs. Pat and Dennis encounter other-worldly cow rustlers, fae-folk in miniature saucers, ancient sky-sailors, 1800's Men in Black, mind control & prophecies throughout time, and so much more in John Keel's 1970 classic "Operation Trojan Horse."
Ep. 33 - The Murder of Karen Silkwood Pt. 2
September 21, 2020 00:07 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBOn this bonus episode of Cryptic Accounts, the conclusion to the Murder of Karen Silkwood. More government agencies get involved in blocking any investigation into Karen's murder or the large amount of plutonium missing from Kerr-McGee's uranium refinery
Ep. 32 - The Murder of Karen Silkwood
September 16, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.6 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, The Murder of Karen Silkwood. She was a lab tech who was about to expose major corruption and safety violations at Kerr-McGee's plutonium refinery in the mid-seventies when she suddenly died in a mysterious car crash, the evidence she was on her way to deliver vanishes.
Ep. 31 - House of 200 Demons
September 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, The House of 200 Demons. In 2011 the Ammons family rented a house in Gary, IN that they soon found to be inhabited by something paranormal that didn't want to leave...
Ep. 30 - Operation Gladio
September 02, 2020 10:00 - 1 hour - 77.5 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Gladio. During the Cold War hidden militia's across Europe organized by NATO and supplied by the CIA were originally a line of defense against the spread of communism but soon became state sponsored terrorist groups that then went on to become above the law to the point some governments didn't even know they were operating in their country.
Ep. 29 - The Illuminati infiltrate the Freemasons
August 26, 2020 11:30 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBThis week on Cryptic Accounts, the infiltration of the Freemasons by the Illuminati. The 1770's and 80's were a time of revolutions around the world. What a great time to seed a secret society bent on world domination.