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Criterion Creeps

411 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 21 hours ago - ★★★★ - 42 ratings

Welcome to the Criterion Creeps podcast. A podcast hosted by Jarrett and RJ where they talk about the Criterion Collection spine by spine in order of release every Wednesday.

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Criterion Creeps Episode 101: The Hidden Fortress

June 14, 2018 04:19 - 1 hour - 131 MB

In our 101st episode we're talking spine #116 in the Criterion Collection: Akira Kurosawa's THE HIDDEN FORTRESS from 1958. First RJ talks BELLADONNA OF SADNESS, some Ari Aster shorts, and Jarrett talks about some Vinegar Syndrome offerings (SEEDS, BLUE VENGEANCE). It's what they do. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow...

Criterion Creeps Episode 100: The Magnificent Ambersons

June 07, 2018 04:06 - 1 hour - 146 MB

In our 100th episode we're talking spine #9 in the Criterion Laserdisc Collection: Orson Welles' THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS from 1942. First RJ talks about classics like AFFLICTION and garbage like EVIL IN THE NIGHT. Jarrett touches on THE GAMBLER from 1974, and a few 70s Japanese numbers. A real low key 100th episode celebration. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Fa...

Criterion Creeps Episode 099: Rififi

May 31, 2018 04:32 - 2 hours - 172 MB

In our ninety-ninth episode we're talking spine #115 in the Criterion Collection: Jules Dassin's RIFIFI from 1955. First RJ talks about some other heist movies, such as HEAT, HEIST, THUNDERBOLT & LIGHTFOOT, and BABY DRIVER. Jarrett did no such thing, and continued watching garbage 90s thrillers. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncr...

Criterion Creeps Episode 098: My Man Godfrey

May 24, 2018 04:20 - 1 hour - 143 MB

In our ninety-eighth episode we're talking spine #114 in the Criterion Collection: Gregory La Cava's MY MAN GODFREY from 1936. First RJ talks about KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE, KEDI, and THE CHAMP (1932). Jarrett talks about a mess of things, like 1990s thrillers of the likes of WHITE SANDS, BODY OF EVIDENCE, and POISON IVY. Yeesh. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Fac...

Criterion Creeps Episode 097: Big Deal on Madonna Street

May 17, 2018 03:45 - 1 hour - 135 MB

In our ninety-seventh episode we're talking spine #113 in the Criterion Collection: Mario Monicelli's BIG DEAL ON MADONNA STREET from 1958. First RJ talks about more anime, and Jarrett jumps around between CHILD's PLAY 2, to MIGHTY JOE YOUNG, and some anime of his own. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Tw...

Criterion Creeps Episode 096: M. Hulot's Holiday, Mon Oncle, & PlayTime

May 10, 2018 05:01 - 2 hours - 226 MB

In our ninety-sixth episode we're talking spine #110, 111, & 112 in the Criterion Collection: Jacques Tati's M. HULOT'S HOLIDAY (1953), MON ONCLE (1958), and PLAYTIME (1967). First RJ talks about that AVENGERS INFINITY WAR thing, and his wild run on some anime classics, and Jarrett watched some LA CASA film franchise, some ZOMBI franchise, some Tommy Lee Jones movies, and ISLE OF DOGS and FREEWAY (1996). Criterion review starts like an hour and a half in, it is ridiculous. Podcast's intro ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 095: The Scarlet Empress

May 03, 2018 04:24 - 1 hour - 116 MB

In our ninety-fifth episode we're talking spine #109 in the Criterion Collection: Josef von Sternberg's THE SCARLET EMPRESS from 1934. First RJ is dead after watching Full Moon movies only for two weeks, and Jarrett should have been too, but still watched two Dr. Strange movies, more Charles Band productions, and THE MAZE from 1953. If Marvel movies ever get brought up again, Jarrett quits. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body ...

Ghoul School Presents: Full Moon Entertainment

May 01, 2018 04:47 - 3 hours - 296 MB

In an utter fit of madness, and half way to Halloween, RJ watched all of the Puppet Master movies in two days. In response, Jarrett started to watch all the Full Moon Entertainment movies Charles Band produced from 1989-1994. And RJ joined him on this stupid adventure. This is our report. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/criterioncreeps We've got a Patreon too, if you are ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 094: The Rock

April 26, 2018 05:12 - 2 hours - 171 MB

In our ninety-fourth episode we're talking spine #108 in the Criterion Collection: Michael Bay's THE ROCK from 1996. First RJ and Jarrett talk about THE GREAT MARTIAN WAR 1913-1917, JOE, PHANTOM THREAD, and TERROR ON ALCATRAZ, which follows a deep dive into that Bay oeuvre. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on tha...

Criterion Creeps Episode 093: Invasion of the Body Snatchers

April 18, 2018 00:00 - 2 hours - 231 MB

In our ninety-third episode we're talking spine #8 in the Criterion Laserdisc Collection: Don Siegel's INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS from 1956. First RJ and Jarrett watched Friday the 13th Parts 5 through 8, some plant based horror, body swap horror, the HBO Andre the Giant doc, as well as Batman & Bill. And then they watched and talk all four Body Snatchers movies (1956, 1978, 1993, and 2007). Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 092: Mona Lisa

April 11, 2018 00:00 - 1 hour - 149 MB

In our ninety-second episode we're talking spine #107 in the Criterion Collection: Neil Jordan's MONA LISA from 1986. First RJ and Jarrett talk about WRESTLEMANIA!, and then RJ regales us with all the movies he watched (like WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN, WIND RIVER, VERONICA), and Jarrett watched a Lynne Ramsay movie too (YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE). Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/relea...

Criterion Creeps Episode 091: Coup de Torchon

April 05, 2018 03:24 - 1 hour - 129 MB

In our ninety-first episode we're talking spine #106 in the Criterion Collection: Bertrand Tavernier's COUP DE TORCHON from 1981. First RJ talks about some alien movie, some Moses movies, Jarrett watched one too, and a documentary about a board game. Enticing, no? Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitte...

Criterion Creeps Episode 090: Spartacus

March 29, 2018 05:54 - 2 hours - 195 MB

In our ninetieth episode we're talking spine #105 in the Criterion Collection: Stanley Kubrick's SPARTACUS from 1960. First RJ talks about THOR: RAGNAROK and KING ARTHUR, and Jarrett talks about such classics as THE DEVIL'S HONEY and THE ZODIAC KILLER. And then in the actual review we talk about THE ARENA, GLADIATOR, and BRAVEHEART, too. Endless. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/relea...

Criterion Creeps Episode 089: Double Suicide

March 22, 2018 03:25 - 1 hour - 162 MB

In our eighty-ninth episode we're talking spine #104 in the Criterion Collection: Manahiro Shinoda's DOUBLE SUICIDE from 1969. First RJ talks about watching BODY PARTS and DOUBLE TARGET, and Jarrett caught up with movies like THE INTOUCHABLES, JUSTICE LEAGUE, ZOOTOPIA, and CRYPTIC PLASM. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' and outro by Ugly Cry Club. You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterionc...

Criterion Creeps Episode 088: The Lady Eve

March 15, 2018 03:17 - 1 hour - 140 MB

In our eighty-eighth episode we're talking spine #103 in the Criterion Collection: Preston Sturges' THE LADY EVE from 1941. First RJ regales us with a story of debauchery south of the border, then talks about BEFORE I WAKE and BRIGSBY BEAR, then Jarrett talks about STOP MAKING SENSE, TRUE STORIES, and A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club (as well as the first appearance here of the outro)! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: ug...

Criterion Creeps Episode 087: The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

March 08, 2018 05:14 - 2 hours - 181 MB

In our eighty-seventh episode we're talking spine #102 in the Criterion Collection: Luis Bunuel's THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE from 1972. First Jarrett talks about comics, then they get into movies: RJ watched PHANTOM THREAD, Jarrett has now seen every Best Picture Winner EVAR, and then both of them talk about THE SHAPE OF WATER. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like ...

Twin Peaks: The Return Review Compilation

March 03, 2018 00:00 - 3 hours - 285 MB

So it was six months ago now that TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN finished airing, and unlike a lot of television things wrapping up and being forgotten once it is done, it had immediate cult status being directed by David Lynch, and being... well, TWIN PEAKS. It also has found legs in strange internet fights to have it recognized as a 'film' (Jarrett picked it as the best film of the year as what could really beat out the weekly experience of watching the show, and, uh, episode 8?). And hey, it scre...

Criterion Creeps Episode 086: High Noon

March 01, 2018 05:08 - 2 hours - 196 MB

In our eighty-sixth episode we're talking spine #7 in the Criterion LASERDISC Collection: Fred Zinnemann's HIGH NOON from 1952. First RJ runs through such instant classics as I, TONYA, NOT LIKE US, THE INDIAN FIGHTER, and MUTE, both saw and talk about ANNIHILATION, and Jarrett speaks to such films as HAPPY GILMORE, CHARIOTS OF FIRE, and the weepy TERMS OF ENDEARMENT. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub....

Criterion Creeps Episode 085: Cries and Whispers

February 22, 2018 04:41 - 1 hour - 157 MB

In our eighty-fifth episode we're talking spine #101 in the Criterion Collection: Ingmar Bergman's CRIES AND WHISPERS from 1972. First RJ runs through a bunch of movies (like DISASTER ARTIST, BAYWATCH), Jarrett runs through a bunch of movies (like BEN-HUR, SOUND OF MUSIC), and even watched BILLY MADISON. Podcast's intro song 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her blossoming body of work here: uglycryclub.bandcamp.com/releases Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/cri...

Criterion Creeps Episode 084: The Beastie Boys Video Anthology

February 15, 2018 06:01 - 2 hours - 220 MB

In our eighty-fourth episode we're talking spine #100 in the Criterion Collection: the BEASTIE BOYS VIDEO ANTHOLOGY from 2000. First RJ runs through a bunch of Best Picture nominees (LADYBIRD, THREE BILLBOARDS, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME), they both saw FLORIDA PROJECT, then Jarrett talks PHANTOM THREAD, with a top up with his continued frustration with lousy 1950s musicals. And in this episode Jarrett debuts the podcast's new intro 'Here Come the Creeps' by Ugly Cry Club! You can check out her ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 083: Gimme Shelter

February 08, 2018 04:39 - 2 hours - 166 MB

In our eighty-third episode we're talking spine #99 in the Criterion Collection: The Maysles Brothers and Charlotte Zwerin's GIMME SHELTER from 1970. First RJ talks about INVISIBLE BOY and ALMOST FAMOUS, Jarrett is getting into those 1950s Best Picture Winners, then RJ offers the wrongest opinions since Jarrett thought SEVEN SAMURAI was just alright. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! t...

Criterion Creeps Episode 082: L'Avventura

February 01, 2018 03:09 - 1 hour - 126 MB

In our eighty-second episode we're talking spine #98 in the Criterion Collection: Michelangelo Antonioni's L'AVVENTURA from 1960. First RJ and Jarrett talk about the ROYAL RUMBLE, then RJ talks about FORBIDDEN PLANET, and Jarrett touches on a few Ok pieces of movies. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/criterioncreeps W...

Criterion Creeps Episode 081: Do The Right Thing

January 25, 2018 04:16 - 2 hours - 178 MB

In our eighty-first episode we're talking spine #97 in the Criterion Collection: Spike Lee's DO THE RIGHT THING from 1989. First RJ talks about ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, and THE BEAST FROM 20,000 LEAGUES, Jarrett talks about that GODZILLA Netflix Anime, and they go through the Oscar nominations. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on I...

Criterion Creeps Episode 080: All That Heaven Allows & Written on the Wind

January 18, 2018 03:22 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In our eightieth episode we're talking spine #95 and 96 in the Criterion Collection: Douglas Sirks' ALL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS (1955) and WRITTEN ON THE WIND (1956). First RJ talks about THEM! and THE WAR OF THE WORLDS (1953), and Jarrett talks about MEN IN WAR (1957), RIO CONCHOS (1964), and a few other random tidbits. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follo...

Criterion Creeps Episode 079: Black Narcissus & I Know Where I'm Going!

January 11, 2018 04:29 - 1 hour - 161 MB

In our seventy-ninth episode we're talking spine #93 and 94 in the Criterion Collection: Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger's BLACK NARCISSUS from 1947 and I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING from 1945. First RJ watched some 50s sci fi, those Dave Chappelle specials, then finally RJ and Jarrett talk about mother!, and even NJPW's WrestleKingdom 12, and Jarrett rattles off some stuff he watched. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Little Peggy March's ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 078: Fiend Without A Face

January 04, 2018 04:07 - 1 hour - 158 MB

In our seventy-eighth episode we're talking spine #92 in the Criterion Collection: Arthur Crabtree's FIEND WITHOUT A FACE from 1958. First RJ and Jarrett go through the best movies they watched in 2017, and RJ watched some 2000s Apatow comedy, and Jarrett revisited WALLACE & GROMIT, POLYTECHNIQUE, and other things. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Eric B. & Rakim's 'Microphone Fiend' and The Pixies' 'Broken Face'. Like us on Facebook! ww...

Criterion Creeps Episode 077: The Blob

December 28, 2017 05:05 - 2 hours - 216 MB

In our seventy-seventh episode we're talking spine #91 in the Criterion Collection: Irwin S. Yeaworth Jr's THE BLOB from 1958. First RJ and Jarrett talk about their Christmas movies, DISASTER ARTIST, WILSON, ROGUE ONE, and, yes, STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI. Then they talk THE BLOB and all its current iterations (about an 1h46m in :D) Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are The Five Blobs' 'The Blob' and The Everley Brother's 'All I Have to Dream'. ...

Criterion Creeps Episode 076: Kwaidan

December 24, 2017 08:08 - 1 hour - 122 MB

In our seventy-sixth episode we're talking spine #90 in the Criterion Collection: Masaki Kobayashi's KWAIDAN from 1965. First RJ talks about those STAR WARS prequels (still bad), and Jarrett talks about Christmas horror, bitcoins, and some new good movies. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Symphony X's 'Lady of the Snow' and Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds' 'Black Hair'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that T...

Criterion Creeps Episode 071: Good Morning

December 20, 2017 06:01 - 2 hours - 176 MB

In our seventy-first episode we're talking spine #84 in the Criterion Collection: Yasujiro Ozu's GOOD MORNING from 1959. Re-upped because some people don't enjoy freedom. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/criterioncreeps Follow us on Instagram! instagram.com/criterioncreeps We've got a Patreon too, if you are so inclined: patreon.com/criterioncreeps You can also subscribe to us on Soundcloud, iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher!

Criterion Creeps Episode 075: Swing Time

December 19, 2017 05:25 - 2 hours - 165 MB

In our seventy-fifth episode we're talking spine #6 in the Criterion Laserdisc Collection: George Steven's SWING TIME from 1936. First RJ and Jarrett rewatched the original STAR WARS trilogy, and Jarrett watched LADY BIRD in the theatre for a once in a lifetime experience. Oh, and a sorta juicy story about a real UFC star and a co-worker of RJ's! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Glenn Miller's 'In The Mood' and Kool & The Gang's 'Hollywoo...

Criterion Creeps Episode 074: Sisters

December 14, 2017 04:18 - 1 hour - 157 MB

In our seventy-fourth episode we're talking spine #89: Brian De Palma's SISTERS from 1973. First RJ talks BASKET CASE 2 and TWINS... because twins! And Jarrett talks about FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL, HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT, MADHOUSE, DISCONNECTED, some other stuff I'm sure. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Morrissey's 'Sister Was a Poet' and 'Sisters' from White Christmas. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on th...

Criterion Creeps Episode 073: Eisenstein - The Sound Years

December 07, 2017 04:28 - 2 hours - 182 MB

In our seventy-third episode we're talking spine #86, 87, and 88: Sergei Eisenstein's ALEXANDER NEVKY (1938), IVAN THE TERRIBLE PART 1 (1944) and IVAN THE TERRIBLE PART 2 (1958). First RJ talks the disappointment of Joe Hill's latest anthology, both loved THE END OF THE TOUR, and Jarrett watched a bunch of other A24 movies. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Vibrator's 'Disco in Moscow' and Matt Monro's 'From Russia with Love'. Like us on F...

Criterion Creeps Episode 072: Pygmalion

November 30, 2017 04:46 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In our seventy-second episode we're talking spine #85: Anthony Asquith & Leslie Howard's PYMALION. First RJ talks about a bunch of early 90s Pygmaleon-like movies he watched, and then goes into far too much depth of the failings of JUSTICE LEAGUE. Then Jarrett talks about a bunch of movies RJ won't like, including talking about New Canadian New Wave cinema. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are REM's 'At My Most Beautiful' and 'Oh, Pretty Woma...

Criterion Creeps Episode 070: The Harder They Come

November 16, 2017 04:21 - 1 hour - 127 MB

In our seventieth episode we're talking spine #83: Perry Henzell's THE HARDER THEY COME from 1972. But first, RJ watched THE GIFT, CHAIN REACTION, CROSS OF IRON, and has nothing but praise for BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99. Jarrett got to watch the 4K restoration of SUSPIRIA, and it was terrific, as well as CERTAIN WOMEN, DAVID LYNCH: THE ART LIFE, that last episode of NATHAN FOR YOU, and YOUR NAME. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Jimmy Cliff's...

Criterion Creeps Episode 069: Hamlet

November 09, 2017 04:02 - 1 hour - 157 MB

In our sixty-ninth episode we're talking spine #82: Laurence Olivier's HAMLET from 1946. But first, RJ talks about STRANGER THINGS Season 2, the secret strangeness of the movie FOREVER YOUNG starring RJ's main man Mel Gibson. Then, Jarrett talks about some newish movies he's caught up on, like ALPS, ROOM, PATERSON, DUKE OF BURGUNDY, and a bunch of Louis Theroux documentaries. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are The Bands' 'Ophelia' and Elton...

Criterion Creeps Episode 068: Variety Lights

November 02, 2017 04:36 - 1 hour - 143 MB

In our sixty-eighth episode we're talking spine #81: Federico Fellini and Alberto Lattuada's VARIETY LIGHTS from 1951. But first, RJ and Jarrett decide to get their Ghoul School done here rather than do another one off, so looots of movie talk, so skip to about 1h15m or so for that Fellini action you all have come to love! Jarrett gets to even talk about some NEW non-horror stuff, like A GHOST STORY, PERSONAL SHOPPER, and IT COMES AT NIGHT. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite...

Criterion Creeps Presents Ghoul School #7

October 30, 2017 04:22 - 2 hours - 208 MB

We're back, with another casual back and forth on the horror movies we've been watching. Such lowlights as VAMPIRELLA and HORNS, and highlights like NECRONOMICON and DARK WATERS. And hey, RJ even likes a Fellini movie!

Criterion Creeps Episode 067: The Element of Crime

October 26, 2017 04:38 - 1 hour - 121 MB

In our sixty-seventh episode we're talking spine #80: Lars von Trier's THE ELEMENT OF CRIME from 1984. But first, RJ watched THE ALIEN FACTOR, and Jarrett runs through a couple overall disappointing Halloween creeps before explaining to RJ why he should definitely contribute to Corey Feldman's IndieGoGo campaign. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Talking Heads' 'Psycho Killer' and AC/DC's 'Night Prowler'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook....

Criterion Creeps Presents Ghoul School #6

October 23, 2017 04:29 - 2 hours - 229 MB

Finally, and as promised, it's October, meaning it is time for the Creeps to go to School for their sophmore year. So we're already two-thirds of the way through the month, meaning Jarrett and RJ have already watched almost 100 movies between the two of them... which is kind of disgusting if either of them thought about it for a moment. But enough of that downer talk, listen up for one stop listen to all the movies you should and shouldn't watch!

Criterion Creeps Episode 066: The Bank Dick & Six Short Films

October 19, 2017 03:09 - 1 hour - 149 MB

In our sixty-sixth episode we're talking spine #78 & 79: Edward Cline's THE BANK DICK from 1940, and SIX SHORT FILMS starring W.C. Fields. But first, RJ watched GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL again, and, uh, some porn with his girlfriend, and somehow more embarrassingly SHOWTIME. Jarrett touches on some of his horror viewing, but more will be discussed on Ghoul School later this week! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Tommy Dorsey's 'I'll Never Smil...

Criterion Creeps Episode 065: And God Created Woman

October 15, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 140 MB

In our sixty-fifth episode we're talking spine #77: Roger Vadim's AND GOD CREATED WOMAN from 1956. But first, RJ explains why we're late recording this week, then catches us up on his horror movie watching, Jarrett gives his thoughts on BLADE RUNNER 2049, and a few of his horror creeps. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Dario Mareno 'Brigitte Bardot' and The Dead Artist Who Shall Be Not Named's song with the same title as this movie! Like...

Criterion Creeps Episode 064: Brief Encounter

October 04, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

In our sixty-fourth episode we're talking spine #76: David Lean's BRIEF ENCOUNTER from 1945. But first, RJ regales the listener with his journey to listen to Stephen King talk in Montana, then RJ and Jarrett talk about GERALD'S GAME, and Jarrett reports on GOOD TIME (which was a good time about bad times). Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Gun Club's 'Black Train' and Father John Misty's 'Strange Encounter'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebo...

Criterion Creeps Episode 063: Chasing Amy

September 28, 2017 04:40 - 1 hour - 141 MB

In our sixty-third episode we're talking spine #75: Kevin Smith's CHASING AMY from 1997. Jarrett's microphone decided to be shitty for the first fifteen or so minutes, to apologies for that, it gets better after a restart and another USB port! Anywho, RJ talks about CREEPSHOW 2 and then they both talk about RAW (2016), and Jarrett rattles off a bunch of crap like DR.T AND THE WOMEN and THE VILLAGE, and watched the first two episodes of STAR TREK: DISCOVERY. Introduction is 'Criterion Creep...

Criterion Creeps Episode 062: Cleo from 5 to 7 & Vagabond

September 21, 2017 04:20 - 2 hours - 173 MB

In our sixty-second episode we're talking spine #73 and 74: Agnes Varda's CLEO FROM 5 TO 7 and VAGABOND from 1985. RJ talks about some more Stephen King adaptations he watched this week, and Jarrett talks about some more hickploitation, and talks about his enjoyment and recommendation that everyone should go see Darren Aronofsky's much maligned mother! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are JBM's 'Cleo's Song' and Townes Van Zandts' "Waiting Ar...

Criterion Creeps Episode 061: Le Million

September 14, 2017 03:46 - 2 hours - 177 MB

In our sixty-first episode we're talking spine #72: Rene Clair's LE MILLION from 1931. RJ talks a very long time about all the Stephen King movies he watched this week, which leads into both discuss about that IT movie that kids are all talking about. Jarrett even manages to squeeze in another stab at TWIN PEAK: THE RETURN one more time. So the actual Criterion movie part starts at an astonishing 1h36m in! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes ar...

Criterion Creeps Episode 060: The Magic Flute

September 07, 2017 03:50 - 1 hour - 161 MB

In our sixtieth episode we're talking spine #71: Ingmar Bergman's THE MAGIC FLUTE from 1975. First RJ talks about watching THE MANGLER, the PARADISE LOST trilogy, Jarrett talks about some pinky violence rewatches, some hicksploitation movies like WHITE LIGHTNING and GATOR, and then the two of them talk a long time about the last two episode of TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN. Magic Flute talk is a good hour and twenty minutes in. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musica...

Criterion Creeps Episode 059: The Last Temptation of Christ

August 31, 2017 03:40 - 2 hours - 188 MB

In our fifty-ninth episode we're talking spine #70: Martin Scorsese's THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST from 1988. First RJ and Jarrett talk about TWIN PEAK: THE RETURN (only one more week to go, haters!), and Jarrett got down with RICK & MORTY finally, and watched a really good EuroCrime movie in the form of CALIBER 9. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Johnny Cash's 'Personal Jesus' and Norman Greenbaum's 'Spirit in the Sky'. Like us on Face...

Criterion Creeps Episode 058: The Orphic Trilogy

August 24, 2017 03:56 - 1 hour - 126 MB

In our fifty-eighth episode we're talking spines #66-69: Jean Cocteau's THE ORPHIC TRILOGY! RJ got a job, and is living in a hotel room, and somehow the episode sounds better for it! Jarrett did the heavy lifting in the creeping, talking about watching some Mexican horror, THE NAZIS: A WARNING FROM HISTORY, and SEANCE (2000). Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds' The Lyre of Orpheus' and She & He's 'Don't Look Back...

Criterion Creeps Episode 057: Rushmore

August 17, 2017 04:30 - 1 hour - 153 MB

In our fifty-seventh episode we're talking spine #65: Wes Anderson's RUSHMORE from 1998. First RJ talks about THE HIDDEN 2, GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 2, and both talk about OUIJA: ORIGIN OF SIN, and Jarrett talks about some western pictures he watched. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Rolling Stones' 'I Am Waiting', and The Faces 'Ooh La La'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/ Follow us on that Twitter! twitter.com/cri...

Criterion Creeps Episode 056: The Third Man

August 09, 2017 00:00 - 1 hour - 159 MB

In our fifty-sixth episode we're talking spine #64: Carol Reed's THE THIRD MAN from 1949! First, Jarrett and RJ talk for an hour and twenty minutes or so talking about anything but THE THIRD MAN, about RJ's time with THE DARK TOWER, and Jarrett just laying around watching movies for days on end. Movies such as THE NEON DEMON, BEFORE I WAKE, I AM THE PRETTY THING..., THE BIG TRAIL, and so on! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Ultravox's 'Vi...