Crit Squad
127 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratingsIt's probably hard to find sympathy in your hearts for a bunch of career criminals. But c'mon, it's not like you wage slaves are gonna change anything about the world either, right?
In this stylized, action-packed, actual-play RPG show, five career criminals wake up in prison with bags on their heads and bombs in their brains. Will they follow orders and do as their told (probably not) or will they get those bombs out of their noggins and go on to Run another day? Realistically, that's a big ol' probably not on that last one too—In fact it's unlikely anyone will survive. But we don't know, because we haven't played it yet!
Oh, and, uh...maybe don't listen to this one out loud at work. Or around your kids. Or...y'know...the point is there are lots of swears.
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Episodes
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 13: “The Girl From Ipanema”
March 23, 2017 20:37 - 22 minutes - 31.4 MBThe Squad gives themselves up to the border authorities. Baldy uncovers new abilities. Gable gets his One Phone Call.
Ep 12: Glow Jerky
March 02, 2017 15:30 - 33 minutes - 46.6 MBThe gang has some vomit containment issues to deal with. Gable finds a way out, Ben overshares, Milligram floors it, Sacha gets emotional (again), and Baldy doesn't feel so hot...all in this week's episode of Crit Squad!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 12: “Glow Jerky”
March 02, 2017 15:30 - 33 minutes - 46.6 MBThe gang has some vomit containment issues to deal with. Gable finds a way out, Ben overshares, Milligram floors it, Sacha gets emotional (again), and Baldy doesn't feel so hot...all in this week's episode of Crit Squad!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 11: “Keep. On. Dragging.”
February 16, 2017 20:28 - 31 minutes - 43.3 MBMilligram punches a ghost, Baldy plays doctor, Gable is hilariously reckless with high explosives, and sacha...bleeds a lot while Jon Galt makes a secret phone call...
Ep 11: Keep. On. Dragging.
February 16, 2017 20:28 - 31 minutes - 43.3 MBMilligram punches a ghost, Baldy plays doctor, Gable is hilariously reckless with high explosives, and sacha...bleeds a lot while Jon Galt makes a secret phone call...
Ep 10: Nothing More Than to be Just Like You…
February 02, 2017 20:44 - 42 minutes - 58.4 MBYou ever get yourself into a situation where you think, "Y'know, if I had just paid more attention earlier, I wouldn't be cooking inside my hazmat suit right now"? HAHA NEITHER HAD THE GANG UNTIL TODAY!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 10: “Nothing More Than to be Just Like You…”
February 02, 2017 20:44 - 42 minutes - 58.4 MBYou ever get yourself into a situation where you think, "Y'know, if I had just paid more attention earlier, I wouldn't be cooking inside my hazmat suit right now"? HAHA NEITHER HAD THE GANG UNTIL TODAY!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 9: Passengers
January 24, 2017 04:35 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MBThey did it! They finally did it! No more surgically implanted explosives (except for Gable...) and now all the gang has to do is escape their original captors through a heavily irradiated hellscape, without the use of a cyberdeck, and with the MOST criminal of criminal SINs...and, okay, so Sacha's mom is still missing. Baldy still can't remember anything. Milligram has some brain problems. Galt is a walking overdose. And Gable is REALLY late for work. But as we like to say around here...it'...
Ep 9: Passengers
January 24, 2017 04:35 - 41 minutes - 56.3 MBThey did it! They finally did it! No more surgically implanted explosives (except for Gable...) and now all the gang has to do is escape their original captors through a heavily irradiated hellscape, without the use of a cyberdeck, and with the MOST criminal of criminal SINs...and, okay, so Sacha's mom is still missing. Baldy still can't remember anything. Milligram has some brain problems. Galt is a walking overdose. And Gable is REALLY late for work. But as we like to say around here...it'...
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 8: Coup de Grâce
January 05, 2017 21:03 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MBNew Segment! We dig into a bit of Sacha's backstory before getting back into the action in the underground base that's not NEARLY as uninhabited as we thought it was gonna be. Gable disrespects precious artifacts, Baldy learns something about herself, and the crew runs into some unintended consequences of their, uh, "Less Than Efficient" planning style.
Ep 8: Coup de Grâce
January 05, 2017 21:03 - 35 minutes - 49.3 MBNew Segment! We dig into a bit of Sacha's backstory before getting back into the action in the underground base that's not NEARLY as uninhabited as we thought it was gonna be. Gable disrespects precious artifacts, Baldy learns something about herself, and the crew runs into some unintended consequences of their, uh, "Less Than Efficient" planning style.
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 7: Down the Barrel
December 28, 2016 07:40 - 25 minutes - 33.6 MBHooboy. It has been a WEEK, dudes. But on this episode, everything is better. Baldy mops up coffee. True Patriot finally gets to set something on fire. Sacha climbs around in some air vents for a while. It's like Die Hard! But with less Alan Rickman and more confusion. Enjoy!
Ep 7: Down the Barrel
December 28, 2016 07:40 - 25 minutes - 33.6 MBHooboy. It has been a WEEK, dudes. But on this episode, everything is better. Baldy mops up coffee. True Patriot finally gets to set something on fire. Sacha climbs around in some air vents for a while. It's like Die Hard! But with less Alan Rickman and more confusion. Enjoy!
Ep 6: Coffee Broken
December 08, 2016 12:48 - 26 minutes - 35.6 MBThe crew draws nearer and nearer to something that's probably going to get them all killed! They've managed to survive this far (A whole day, by now!) and if you're waiting for EVERYBODY TO DIE, just be patient, because *this* time the squad makes it through the entire episode with only one grievous injury. Go Team!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 6: “Coffee Broken”
December 08, 2016 12:48 - 26 minutes - 35.6 MBThe crew draws nearer and nearer to something that's probably going to get them all killed! They've managed to survive this far (A whole day, by now!) and if you're waiting for EVERYBODY TO DIE, just be patient, because *this* time the squad makes it through the entire episode with only one grievous injury. Go Team!
Ep 5: That’s Distressing…
November 24, 2016 16:00 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MBThe squad regroups after the last battle. Broken and stranded, they resort to violent measures to unlock the secret of the mysterious cottage in the middle of the SOX. Videogame fans among you will recognize the potential danger of what they uncover…
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 5: “That’s Distressing…”
November 24, 2016 16:00 - 40 minutes - 55.9 MBThe squad regroups after the last battle. Broken and stranded, they resort to violent measures to unlock the secret of the mysterious cottage in the middle of the SOX. Videogame fans among you will recognize the potential danger of what they uncover…
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 4: “The Expendables”
November 10, 2016 15:01 - 24 minutes - 32.5 MBOne day, the gang is going to look back on this whole ordeal and Laugh...the ones who survive, anyway. Ben Gable's still bleeding. Sacha...also bleeding. Jon Galt...well...you get the picture. But at least the night sky is pretty! Bit of a short one this week, but we promise...we're gearing up for something fun next time!
Ep 4: The Expendables
November 10, 2016 15:01 - 24 minutes - 32.5 MBOne day, the gang is going to look back on this whole ordeal and Laugh...the ones who survive, anyway. Ben Gable's still bleeding. Sacha...also bleeding. Jon Galt...well...you get the picture. But at least the night sky is pretty! Bit of a short one this week, but we promise...we're gearing up for something fun next time!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 3: “Moral Relativism”
October 26, 2016 16:00 - 27 minutes - 38 MBHaving survived mortal danger ten minutes into their first assignment–a danger new to some–the squad must regroup and find safety before the radioactive wilderness comes to claim them. And there’s that mysterious cottage in the distance… Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about […]
Ep 3: Moral Relativism
October 26, 2016 16:00 - 27 minutes - 38 MBHaving survived mortal danger ten minutes into their first assignment–a danger new to some–the squad must regroup and find safety before the radioactive wilderness comes to claim them. And there’s that mysterious cottage in the distance… Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about […]
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 2: “Radio, Active.”
October 22, 2016 00:20 - 32 minutes - 44 MBThe squad is dumped into the middle of a radioactive wasteland, tasked with finding secret data from a seemingly abandoned site. Before they get their bearings, a new enemy emerges and leaves some of the group struggling for their lives. And it’s not even Tuesday yet… Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, […]
Ep 2: Radio, Active.
October 22, 2016 00:20 - 32 minutes - 44 MBThe squad is dumped into the middle of a radioactive wasteland, tasked with finding secret data from a seemingly abandoned site. Before they get their bearings, a new enemy emerges and leaves some of the group struggling for their lives. And it’s not even Tuesday yet… Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, […]
Ep 1: You Won’t Have to Jump
October 19, 2016 08:57 - 28 minutes - 37.4 MBIn the very first episode of Crit Squad, we meet our heroes: some horrible criminals with bombs in their heads!
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 1: You Won’t Have to Jump
October 19, 2016 08:57 - 28 minutes - 37.4 MBIn the very first episode of Crit Squad, we meet our heroes: some horrible criminals with bombs in their heads!
Ep 0: Intro to Crit Squad
September 19, 2016 01:37 - 2 minutes - 3.24 MBIt’s probably hard to find sympathy in your hearts for a bunch of career criminals. But c’mon, it’s not like you wage slaves are gonna change anything about the world either, right? In this stylized, action-packed, live-play RPG show, five career criminals wake up in prison with bags on their heads and bombs in their brains. Will […]
Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 0: “Intro to Crit Squad”
September 19, 2016 01:37 - 2 minutes - 3.24 MBIt’s probably hard to find sympathy in your hearts for a bunch of career criminals. But c’mon, it’s not like you wage slaves are gonna change anything about the world either, right? In this stylized, action-packed, live-play RPG show, five career criminals wake up in prison with bags on their heads and bombs in their brains. Will […]