Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking
80 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 6 years ago - ★★★★★ - 139 ratingsA podcast and video series following professional actors & comedians playing Dungeons and Dragons while under the influence.
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Episode 026: Y'all Like Desserts?!
November 08, 2013 20:22 - 49 minutes - 34 MBIt's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati with Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DO...
Episode 025: Arience and His Sad Return Home
October 25, 2013 17:56 - 45 minutes - 31.2 MBJust around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right? But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again? (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Ga...
Episode 024: The One With an Altered Beast Reference
October 11, 2013 21:52 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBWhat will be the greatest adversary in this episode? The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics? We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to? (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and ...
Episode 023: Dark Pixie Hunting
September 27, 2013 18:50 - 27 minutes - 19.1 MBWho lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!! That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring party is set on a pair of quests to not only help out the rosy-cheeked proprietor, but to also get themselves out of the Blood Bog! Can they do it? Or will Doc's hatred of Dark Pixies have them stuck forever? (This episode brought to you by: Ma...
Year One: Everyone Loves A Clip Show
September 15, 2013 01:26 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MBCrit Juice has been rolling for a year now, and we wanted to say thanks and share with you some of our favorite memories. Here are some interviews and clips from the past year. We love you, and hope to be able to drink with all of you in the year to come. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!
Episode 022: Crennen Wants to Swallow Us
August 30, 2013 19:46 - 39 minutes - 73.2 MBThe Blood Bog is a terrible place to be: Ankle deep in sludge and liver-deep in booze, the party fights their way through creeping vines and crocodiles to get even DEEPER into the swamp. You'd think they liked it here... Will Brian's crit frenzy keep the party alive, or will MattB's drunken stubborness to heal make this their final residence? (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'...
Episode 021: Gralford's Voice Revealed
August 16, 2013 16:23 - 41 minutes - 76.2 MBWe've hit paragon, and we're ready to PARTY! Gary finds Gralford's voice, Cook is on a burn-marathon, and there might even be some unexpected romance as the group meets with the nefarious Red Cloaks in a decimated Blazestone! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!
Episode 020: DRAGON! FLAGONS!
July 26, 2013 22:03 - 40 minutes - 27.9 MBWE ARE DRUNK. THERE'S A DRAGON. WE'RE REALLY REALLY DRUNK THOUGH. In this episode, dragons and livers get lit up like a Mariposan Winter Festival Tree. Tom's belly makes an appearance, and the Drinking Gods have it out for Daniel. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!
Episode 019: Not Doing Much...Just Sacrificing Human Beings
July 05, 2013 18:08 - 43 minutes - 30.1 MBThe head of the Vieled Eye has a nasty surprise in store for the Adventurers that will surely, "Freak them out." Tom takes a swig of a magic elixer at the table that leaves him inable to do basic math, and the boys take a trip to crit city. It's a drunken boss fight that you won't want to miss. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling,...
Episode 018: What is Love?
June 21, 2013 14:41 - 41 minutes - 28.9 MBThe adventurers thin the ranks of the Veiled Eye and attempt not to get knocked into the Hellmouth in this episode of Crit Juice. Wolf has to roll for his life, Dar'Jjeeki learns to do something new with his ears, and Handsome Gary may have finally drank too much. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!
Episode 017: Read This and Make It Seem Important
June 07, 2013 16:46 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBThe Battle for Blazestone continues in this epic episode of Crit Juice. Gub makes a decision that will impact the game forever, Wolf steps into even more racially sensitive territory, and Cook continues to blow out the mics! You won't want to miss what happens as we kick off one of our most drunken adventures yet. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit...
Episode 016: Power is Allowing People to Live
May 24, 2013 18:59 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MBThe assassins have made a suicide pact, and plan on taking down the adventurers with them! Wolf and Chase both get Blazestone blazed, and Gralford is scarred FOREVER. All in this episode of Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!
Episode 015: Gaul Fallin' In Love
May 10, 2013 21:33 - 34 minutes - 24 MBThe lava vortex continues to spin as the players fight for high ground against a group of legendary assassins. Gub and Azmar the Ashmaker fight to the death (but it's not a duel), and the players continue to imbibe nearly as much alcohol as special guest player, Ryan Gaul. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati With Special Guest: Ryan Gaul DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep ...
Episode 014: Drag Us To Hell
April 26, 2013 15:47 - 48 minutes - 33.4 MBDrinking the Pistil and Ticket to Rye from Magic Hat has worked wonders for Doc but has left Wolf shooting blanks. In this episode, the group continues to fight Tormad "The Hard to Pronounce." Will Gub have another name to tattoo on his arm, or will the masked Dragonborn get the best of him? And whatever happened to Dovana? Will Ryan Gaul be the end of our heroes? All this and more in this episode of CRIT JUICE! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buch...
Episode 013: He's Half the Dick that I Have
April 12, 2013 17:31 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBSurrounded by gold, and a few drinks in, the group must fight their way past the Butcher of Blazestone. They're joined by The Groundling's Ryan Gaul who matches the group shot-for-shot. There's a visit from the Boner Fairy, Gralford wakes up, Chase actually does something, and the Princess holds her sword: all in this episode of, Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!) (Also, we apologize for a bit of static that finds its way into the mics about midway through. We are n...
Episode 012: No Sex in the Cham-PAIN Room
March 29, 2013 17:13 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MBStill in Blazestone (and wayyy too drunk for their own good) the group poses as high rollers in an attempt to get into Azmar's vault. Will they pull it off or will the strip clubs and casinos be too much for the drunken players at the table to focus on? Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath. DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 011: Are We The Good Guys?
March 16, 2013 00:12 - 38 minutes - 26.7 MBStuck in an alleyway in a city that wants them dead, the group must make its way to the rendezvous point using only their wits (and swords, and spears, and magic missiles). Will they be able to blend in with the locals, and pull of the con of the century, or will Ocean's 11 sue the podcast for storyline similarities? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath. DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 010: I Defer After Myself
March 01, 2013 19:19 - 44 minutes - 41 MBThe group is finally at Blazestone, but with 5 extra rules from the Drinking Gods all the players are HAMMERED! Will they be able to take on Ofano the Hunter and Joan Rivers? Will the Princess finally kill Doc? All this and more in this episode of Crit Juice Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath. DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 009: A Space Jam Session
February 15, 2013 20:31 - 38 minutes - 26.9 MBStarting the night off with Tom Fonss downing a full shot of 151 and MattB accidentally lighting his hand on fire, the group heads to Gub's hometown of Blazestone. Without Gralford's help, will they be able to take on Asmar the Ashmaker? And will the Princess ever get a weapon? Find out in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, and Brian McGrath. DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 008: Pants Off for Combat Advantage
February 01, 2013 18:20 - 32 minutes - 22.5 MBIn a mix of Nickelodeon and the Oregon Trail, the group finds themselves out of control on makeshift rafts in a river of ooze. Pants are taken off for combat advantage and Tom Fonss crit fails in real life. Find out if all the characters (and players) make it out alive! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 007: You Ooze, You Lose
January 18, 2013 21:22 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MBDodging exploding slimes, and feeling like they might have wandered onto the set of Ghostbusters 2, the team fights their way through the massive gelatinous cube. Gralford learns what it is to be a dwarf, Dar'Jjeeki and Ariance continue their battle for the Princess's heart, and everyone gets way WAY too drunk! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 006: J-E-L-L-O It's Alive!
January 04, 2013 19:53 - 40 minutes - 27.8 MBThe group finds the town of Brennet, but not how they expected. What causes an entire city to be suspended in the air? And whats 1000 cubed? The group finds out while getting totally sauced in this episode of Crit Juice! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 005: Honey Boo Boo & The Dirt Shitters
December 21, 2012 05:01 - 41 minutes - 28.4 MBThe group, having narrowly escaped a waterfall, finds themselves fighting off worm-men mercs and Gub battles a sandworm as David takes a suggestion from a listener. Also listen to find out how YOU can direct the future of the Crit Juice storyline! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 004: Captain Cook!
December 07, 2012 18:08 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MBThe group infiltrates the Veiled Eye headquarters and find themselves balancing atop rafters, evading spiders, and captaining a boat filled with demons! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 003: The Princess is a Phi Beta Kappa
November 23, 2012 19:53 - 44 minutes - 30.4 MBWith a little help from Dar'Jjeeki, the group takes off with the princess to the City of Assassins. Gub bumps into an old flame, and a drunken Tom may or may not make out with the DM. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 002: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lloyd the Giant Head
November 09, 2012 20:55 - 41 minutes - 28.5 MBLloyd the Giant Head, Redcloaks, and propper tipping practices are all encountered in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Follow the hilarious adventures of this group of professional comedians and actors as they drink themselves into a delirous state while playing Dungeons and Dragons! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen
Episode 001: Did You Fart?
October 26, 2012 23:22 - 43 minutes - 29.7 MBIn the holy city of Mariposa, a fog has taken the souls of every living being. The group fights alcohol poisoning and monsters in this pilot episode of CRIT JUICE! Will they be able to stop the machinations of the now dead King? Listen to find out! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Crit Juice
Crit Juice: The Prologue - 03
October 12, 2012 18:31 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBA special treat for our listeners, here's the final episode of, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. Starting in a couple week's check for the OFFICIAL CRIT JUICE PODCAST! Wolf still has a wolf named Chase, but will the party ever be able to tell the two apart? People die and dwarves fly in this episode! What happens to this test group of adventurers?! Starring:...
Crit Juice: The Prologue - 02
September 21, 2012 16:45 - 46 minutes - 32.1 MBA special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, the party finds themselves not only attacked by dark manshapes, but also incredibly drunk. Meanwhile, crit fails seem to be all the rage. Will they make it out of the Shrine of Man alive? Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath,...
Crit Juice: The Prologue - 01
September 07, 2012 20:28 - 40 minutes - 27.7 MBA special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, our heros meet after an all-out brawl in the Holy City of Mariposa. They must face dark manshapes, vestal virgins, and adorable half-orc orphans; all the while drinking like dwarves. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and G...