17 – The Desserted Island

Hop on the eclair canoe and take a terrible trip on the corn syrup seas! And make sure to take your insulin shot while you're at it because this is a much crueler Candyland than you're used to. Plus: Ian tries to steer Travis away from his crippling sugar addiction, Travis attempts to dive nose first into a pile of pixie stix, and Adron continues to be the Necco-white backbone of the show.

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RE: RE: Replacement Royals?

Dear employees,

It has been weeks since our president, leader, and mandatory guardian Travis Royals was caught in the break room with his hands, feet, and green orcish a** in the cookie jar(s). Our rangers are doing their best to find him, but we believe the cookie jars may still be attached to his feet, making tracking terribly difficult.

So, if you believe you have the right height and screw-you charisma to play the big man, we have a client meeting coming up tomorrow and we need someone to fill his loafers. (Bonus: they light up!)

We will supply the green face paint and before you call us problematic, remember, it's your paycheck we're saving.

Huzzah,
R&R HR