Conservatish

Ep. 135- Jefferson Bergey 6

Jefferson is my filthy musically gifted friend, on the show for the 6th time! We talk about gay werewolves, why Tiger King stinks, 80s/90s TV show theme songs, how covid's effecting his career, PON PON PON, quarantine protesters, and life as a piglet.

Ep.134- Andy Martinek of RINN

Andy Martinek is the composer/drummer for the band RINN. We talk about writing in 'Rona, the Wedding Band life, Jazz Snobs, musicians vs. composers, smelly metal boys, Patrice O'Neal, the uselessness of lyrics, and pushing artistic boundaries!

Ep.133: Ian Fidance

Ep. 132- My Brother Will 5

My brother has now been on the show more than anyone! I love this episode. We talk about Universal Healthcare, social distancing/safety, corn massages, racial sensitivity, Restlessness in the Time of That Rona, and Avalon Services, Inc!

Ep.131: Phyllis Schlafly's Daughter Debunks "Mrs. America"

"Mrs. America" is an upcoming FX show about feminists' push to pass the Equal Rights Amendment in the 1970's, AND about it's most vocal opponent: Phyllis Schlafly. This week, I had the privilege of speaking with Phyllis's daughter: Anne Schlafly Cori.

Ep.130- Me and Hell's Kitchen

I give you a tour of my NEW place in Manahattan(!), and I talk about the outpouring of love I've witnessed during the uncertainty we're in, having suicidal thoughts, how to support your artist friends, possible new directions, and I get a backiotomy!

Ep.129- Me and Coronavirus

I talk about how thousands of people are dying cuz Chinese people aren't really 'into' cleaning things, quitting smoking, and why 15 black boys punching a 15-yr-old black girl unconscious so they can steal her things is NOT the white man's fault!

Ep.128- Mike Harlow 2

He's BACK! Sssso happy! NSFW! We talk about the insane shutdown of #WalkAway's LGBT Townhall Event in SF, condoms, Scientologists, the masculinity drought, Stern, groypers, Lamb Chop, and the sexual exploits of a teen Queen!

Ep.127 REVRYNT 2

Metal drummer/Vape Entrepreneur REVRYNT is back! FULL EP on www.Patreon.com/conservatish He finishes the story of how his Vape Enterprise collapsed, and we talk about Billie Eilish, females' secret sex world, annoying dates, and logical career paths!

Ep.126- Abby

"Abby" is NOT the pup's name... the pup is anonymous too. We talk about being a sugar-baby, smelling subs, not being a 4th-wave feminist, growing up religious AND hypersexual, consent, nonmonogamy/being cheated on, and we swap sex-worker stories!

Ep.125- Jess the Prequel

Jess is THE preeminent Cougar, meme-celebrity, and host of PILFpodcast! We talk about getting death threats for championing mens' rights, her sexless marriage/divorce, masculinity, non-monogamy, freedom after failure, the Cougar's Den, and perverts!

Ep.124- REVRYNT

REVRYNT is a DJ and drummer for metal band Abyss Walkers. We talk about life as a vape entrepreneur in the days before it got big, legit Power Metal, how hard-core dancing is NOT correct pit-etiquette, how overrated RATM is, and splitting your dick open!

Ep.123 Christine Kern (Corrected Audio)

Christine is a producer/performer/songwriter in Brooklyn! *Better audio than the ep posted earlier* We talk about my daughters, psychedelics, producing/performing/writing, safe guys, gurus, humans, and the freedom of being a honey badger.

Ep.122- Me in the Laundry Room

I talk about me getting ready to finally sell the car, move to Brooklyn, take classes, and START STANDUP! Other topics: young girls into older men, Cats-review-video-hater Lucan Wolf, easy marks getting manipulated by sex workers, and my Edgar Suit!

Ep.121: Jake 4!

Good Lord, he's back!!! We talk about Demi Moore's bush, the 2 times Jake has had guns pulled on him, past/future surgery, sparkling water, why Vladimir Putin is Jake's favorite, poop-shakes, and we play Racial-Roulette!

Ep.120- Me and Cats and Yelling

I finally quit smoking! This was recorded at 3 days in, so proceed with caution. I talk about the Cats-reaction vid I did with Mike Harlow, Chicago homicide rates, spending 9 hrs in the hospital, Trump-"supporting", Cory Booker, and being with killers!

Ep.119- Dan Dillinger

Dan is a Brooklyn-based, bagpipe-playing rapper with a NEW video out! We talk about musician life, the awkwardness of filming music videos, Nirvana, hating performing, Beck, hiphop etiquette, touring, and our upcoming track!

Ep.118- Thomas (Gradient) Hiura 2

Liberal/Rapper/Friend of the show (ep.51) is back and running for Mayor of Eugene, OR! We talk about him being wrongfully accused/how we cancel culture, Necro, Yang/2020 Dems, bridging the political gap, identity politics, Socialism, and his new podcast!

Ep. 117- Me and How I'm Doing

A TUESDAY episode?! How queer (meaning "strange")... I talk updates on life in NY, on LI, and on the LIE, self-love, cigarettes, losing 20 pounds in 25 days, trans-manliness, my job/quest for the Comedy Cellar, and a general SOTU regarding Conservatish.

Ep. 116- GVDZOOKS 2

GVDZOOKS is back! We talk about meeting/photographing Andre 3000, Ozzy, Henry Rollins, and Rick Rubin, LA vs. NY Jews, his band "Mr. Hoover", NDA's, The Rock, white hipsters, open mics/pay-to-play, the "bravery" of body positivity, and corn tortillas!

Ep.115- Antonio Boriqua

Antonio is a real Puerto Rican from the Bronx. We talk about our love of White girls, Giuliani vs. old NY, furries, quickly overfamiliar White people, being #MeToo'ed, Bad Bunny, expectations in dating, violence, gender roles, ass-eating, and my Tims!

Ep. 114- Isaiah 2

Our Man in Jersey is BACK! We talk about giantess porn, plant-based vs. carnivore, Black Leaders, minimum wage and the free-market, Groypers vs. Charlie Kirk, and the attention-seeking, abusiveness you get by being unf*cked!

Ep. 113: Benjo, Liberalish Beat Producer

Benjo is a Liberalish Beat Producer from Oregon who has listened to this since the beginning! We talk about the N word, how awesome I am, Trump, Atheism, where Liberals are messing up, Islam, Jordan Peele, socialism, and MY white privilege!?

Ep. 112: Me and White People

Solo episodes are for lovers. I talk about white people writing for poor Craig Robinson/putting quinoa in chocolate/promoting obscure black actresses to seem woke, Manhattan, my Kates, drunk girl breath, OkPervert, and I fart/cough! You're welcome!

Ep.111: Remy Kassimir of "How Cum"

Remy is a standup comic and the host of the "How Cum" Podcast. We talk about her elusive orgasm and how she finally came, Colin Quinn, insecurities/shame, pimple-popping, feminism, sending used sex-toys, race-jokes, and Koala-ing!

Episode 110- Mike Harlow of #WalkAway

Mike Harlow is a Gay Conservatish who was recently BANNED for LIFE from Twitter. We talk about what REALLY happened, fat Lizzo, abortion, cancel-culture, #WalkAway, lack of interesting black/female villains, and meth!  Skinnamarinky Dinky Dink!

Ep. 109: Matthew Banks 2

He's back! We talk about pandering white male comics, the hot pepper community, migraines, abortion, being molested, the N word, racist Asians, interracial dating in Mississippi, black cooking, and bug chasers!

Episode 108- Isaiah, Bed Stuy Black Libertarian

Isaiah is a black, Trump-supporting fan who found me through Dante Nero's podcast. We talk about Patrice O'Neal, being plant-based, white-guilt, "Canadian black people", virtue signaling, gov. assistance, NY crust, and his favorite type of white people!

Ep. 107- Me and Long Island

WELCOME to NY! I talk about dismantling 'dismantling white supremacy', garlic knots, how awful Los Angeles is, sage, driving, how awful Indiana is, Ellen and George W. Bush, eating and walking and driving in NY, and how awful brown people...can be!

Ep. 106- Anonymous SF Teacher Exposes How White-Guilt Hurts Black Students

Recorded while snuggling. We talk about how white-guilt/virtue-signaling is creating lowered expectations for black students, over-diagnosed dyslexia, nipples, "No Child Left Behind", experiential learning, public vs. private schools, and cinnamon juice!

Episode 105- POMI 3

I'm in NY! POMI is my 2ND to last SF ep. We talk about how to fist properly, messing up, MLK visiting hookers, self-validation, spiritual advisers hitting on those they're trusted to help, and I say one of the most disgusting things I've ever said!

Episode 104- Jefferson Bergey and Xena

We talk about overrated Hamilton, Curb Your Enthusiasm, licky-pads, Weird Al's original songs, pigeon-holing, fat-shaming, Jesus Christ Superstar, being a producer, the Hogan Brothers, Zappa (again), secret songs, and quitting music!?

Episode 103- Dave Walsh 2!

(I start the drive to NY TODAY!) Our favorite "non-hippie" is back! We talk about hugging at raves, "energetic interferences", grace, bumpers, trusting yourself, atheists, and Dave & I are jealous of cats!

Episode 102- Pollo Del Mar 2!

1 year later: legendary drag queen Pollo Del Mar is BACK! We talk about the mask of identity, anal prolapse, her new record deal, P!nk, #MeToo, Ru Paul, being too accessible?, cancel-culture, self-confidence, the SF Drag Scene, and Hoboken-Dick!

Episode 101- My Brother Will 4!

We talk about flesh eating beetles, how much we're gonna miss each other, the Dumb & Dumber soundtrack, castles in CA, immature women who don't like hugs/context, submissive men/cuckolding, socialist kids, and I can't parallel park. ¡Si se puede, dudes!

Episode 100- Release Party Decompression

ALL BYY MYYY SEEEELF!! Talked about the album release party, my Dad, the musicians/producer, the love, the love, the LOOOOVE/how to receive it, and how bad Brick and Mortar Music Hall was at communicating/consistency before the show.

Episode- NEW VIDEO/ALBUM OUT NOW!!!

Go to YouTube and watch/like/share "That's Why You've Got Haters"! Download the album on iTunes, CD Baby, Amazon, etc! This clip starts with Patrick Carlin (George's brother) LOVING a song of mine on MutinyRadio's "Edge of Insanity" w/ Paul Brumbaugh.

Episode 99- Foss and RIDL of Study Music Group

This is a joint episode with Study Music Group's podcast! We talk about my album, sounding, echo-chambers, my life as a hip-hop hook maker, ego, risk, and.. well.. eating ass. *NO episode next week.* Instead- my first solo music video!

Episode 98- UnLearn the World 2!

He's BACK! We talk about being the 2 best musicians in the Bay, ass eating, magic shell, Berkeley's awful vibe, prepping to open for KRS-One, people who buy streams, dick pics, Bay vs NY hip-hop, masculinity, armpit smelling, and Peter has baby fever!

Episode 97- Alex B., the Libertarian 2

Alex from ep34 is BACK! Topics: Epstein's "suicide", dangerous memes, Trump's Baltimore comments/mocking disabled reporter, AOC not getting fucked in a long time, privilege, "thoughts and prayers", and turns out there WERE good people on both sides!

Episode 96- Chris Storin

Chris is a standup/podcaster, and a half-breed like me! @Caffe Trieste/by the Saloon. We talk about "strong" unfulfilled women, being biracial, areolas/full bush, justified police brutality, panty-sniffin, getting married, and we name bad comics' names!

Episode 95- Lily Akopova 2

Lily, the Immigrant! Woman! who LOVES Trump, is BACK! We talk about Liberals tellin her to go back to Russia, the Mueller Report, abortion, identity politics, wearing Trump clothes in public, Church, immigration, and the soft bigotry of low expectations!

Episode 94- Victor Pacheco

Victor is a stand-up comic. We talk about why I don't want a Black Little Mermaid, joys/hells of performing, drugs, little boys' jerk-off ingenuity, getting booed at Black rooms, the "Suck It!" days of WWF, Chris Farley, and we say the N word A LOT!

Episode 93- Nico and the Pick of Destiny

Nico is a Black/Filipino gettin his Masters w/ a Teaching Credential. We talk Racism at SJ State University, awful Ta-Nehisi Coates, MF DOOM, the truth about Alton Sterling, Blind Guardian, Brainwash Cafe, working for iHeart Radio, and the word "nigger".

Episode 92- Nosmo, "the good girl's" Boyfriend

Nosmo is "the good girl's" boyfriend. We talk about what it was like to sell meth/mug women, swinging/bdsm/sex parties, being bi, porn stores, the scissors story, monsters, the Power Exchange, Kimmy Granger, fake fetishes, and watching girls pass out!

Episode 91- Zach McMinimy aka GVDZOOKS

Zach is a photographer, rapper, and podcaster. We talk about taking photos for Rick Rubin, shitty Snoop Dogg, squirting-pornstar Cytherea, fruit roll-ups, MF Doom, Hip-Hop Wives/etiquette, girls "outing" "predators", and Bipolar. ATTN: I NAME NAMES!

Episode 90- Peter from Carlsbad 2!!!

Our friend (ep. 5) is back! We defend Trump's "grab em"/"Mexicans are rapists" comments, and talk fleshlights, my Scientology story, R. Kelly, privilege, transgender athletes, algorithmic engineering, recyclers, and we masturbate with diarrhea!

Episode 89- SF Thought Criminal

SF Thought Criminal is an anonymous Free-Speech Activist. We talk about shadow-banning, North Korea, Project Veritas, horrible China, the Streisand Effect, the SF School District, and alt social-media platforms that don't act like our Big White Daddies!

Episode 88- Lindsay Grathwohl, Free-Speech Activist

Lindsay's Father Larry was an undercover FBI informant who infiltrated the Weather Underground in 1969. We talk about Antifa, her doctor trying to pressure her to abort a baby who's now alive and healthy, Trump, and how free speech moves forward!

Episode 87- Kevin Mcgary

Kevin is a Black Trump-Supporter, Chairman of the Frederick Douglass Foundation of CA, & is on the Board of the Douglass Leadership Institute. We talk about Reparations, Leftist cowards, Black Leaders, bad Obama, Immigration, Planned Parenthood, & 2020!