Congratulations with Chris D'Elia
443 episodes - English - Latest episode: 15 days ago - ★★★★★ - 25.4K ratingsChris D'Elia (comedian: No Pain, Comedians of the World, Man on Fire, Incorrigible on Netflix, White Male Black Comic on Comedy Central) sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
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190. Bury Me With a Capri-Sun
May 26, 2021 16:15 - 1 hour🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses the relationship between attractiveness and acting ability, Godzilla Vs. Kong, Tom Hardy's height, and what hell will be like. He also has some thoughts on farts. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, ...
188. Drop the Notebook
May 19, 2021 16:58 - 1 hour🎉 Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia 🔔 Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com 🎧 Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/2Knvv7v In this week's episode Chris discusses a wild episode of 20/20, a painful disc golf shot, and his realization that people don't lie about sushi. Also, some people take liberties. 🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia Spread the love using the h...
187. Surpass The Teacher
May 13, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about his wonderful mom, his crazy dad, the Paul brothers winning at life, and the wonderful world of Tik Tok comments. Also, Kristin got wasted at a party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
186. Show Me the Ghosts
May 07, 2021 16:55 - 59 minutes🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this episode of Congratulations Chris watches a bunch of videos including: Mr. Unlimited, a hockey player with a catchphrase , and the worst/best battle rapper of all time. He also met a ghost named Ado. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
185. Hurry To Hell
May 01, 2021 19:11 - 1 hour🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
184. Gaslight City
April 23, 2021 17:28 - 1 hour🎉 Join us on Patreon for the extended episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about a visit from his OCD, his new favorite bodybuilder, and the ABC network theme. We also enjoy a video chronicling the epic anger of Wally Backman. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Instagram: https://www.instagram....
182. Johnny Figures-It-Out
April 16, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour🎉 Join the Patreon for the uncut episode and the bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's show Chris talks about DMX and Ja Rule, leaving notes for the food delivery guy, and how awesome it is to be a father. He also shares some family stories about stealing from your pharmacist, the burning pain of contacts, and his dad's new toaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
181. Praise to the Lort
April 09, 2021 16:00 - 53 minutes🎉 Join the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris discusses Undercover Billionaire, The Learning Channel and Salt Bae. He also watches some videos including a man converted by the Lort, and the genius of White Claw Gabe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
180. Falling Up Stairs
April 02, 2021 16:00 - 47 minutes🎉 Sign up for the Patreon for the private RSS Feed with the full, uncut episodes! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode, Chris talks about Chet Hanks and White Boy Summer, how great infomercials are, and Joe Biden vs. the stairs. For more topics and the full Congratulations experience join the Patreon! Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spoti...
179. Right Behind the Face
March 26, 2021 16:45 - 1 hour🎉 Sign up for the Patreon! https://patreon.com/chrisdelia On today's episode Chris talks about getting back into podcast mode, how many commercials Shaq is in, and the show Kings of Pain. He also runs down his recent trip to Joshua Tree and reveals the results of his Depends experiment. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite p...
178. Go Bald and Die
March 19, 2021 19:00 - 54 minutesOn today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
177. Human
March 13, 2021 00:40 - 49 minutesToday Chris discusses Love Island, specifically Jaxon Human, Blues Clues and Bubble Guppies, The new Equalizer, and the best use of boxers he ever saw. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
176. The Trillest Gangster
June 12, 2020 05:28 - 1 hourToday we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
175. Difficult Times
June 04, 2020 05:57 - 1 hourTaking a second to share some thoughts on the current situation out there. Plus: David Guetta, Alec Baldwin, and monkeys stealing Coronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
174. It's Different Now
May 28, 2020 05:21 - 1 hourChris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how to turn off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
173. The Apple Is Red
May 20, 2020 05:54 - 1 hourToday we have a follow-up to the Hillary Duff cookie saga, Tekashi 6ix9ine's Billboard allegations & Snoop Dogg's response, POV TikTok, Married at First Sight, an examination of titles in pornography, and orgasming to cure Restless Leg Syndrome. Plus, trash dog Vincenzo makes an appearance on the YouTube video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
172. …To Completion
May 12, 2020 05:32 - 1 hourToday we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
171. Throw Me When I'm Dead
May 06, 2020 05:32 - 1 hourToday we discuss Italian roots, watching Sopranos, Chris thinking he wanted to be in the NBA, funerals, the Butthole song, and we cover something we somehow never covered before: the Christian Bale rant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
170. King James Jong Un Illest Rapper Alive
April 29, 2020 05:25 - 1 hourStill staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
169. The Man In the Arena
April 22, 2020 05:30 - 56 minutesIt's episode 169 and everyone's staying at home! How was your 4-20? Today we talk about Chris finally finishing Breaking Bad, Kanye beeping, scatting, remaking the The Walking Dead, a quote from Teddy Roosevelt, and STEROIDS. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
168. My Special Is Out
April 14, 2020 04:23 - 1 hourWatch NO PAIN on Netflix now! Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, and how much Chris loves his brother Matt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
167. The Kings Speech 2: The 7-11 Chronicles
April 08, 2020 05:13 - 1 hourWe're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
166. Religious Murphy Lee
March 31, 2020 22:37 - 1 hourChris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
165. First Line Of Defense
March 23, 2020 23:41 - 1 hourToday Chris is all alone, no Juan, no Ivan. We're being safe, so you should be, too! On today's show we talk about the people who have been preparing for quarantine their whole lives, celebrity "Imagine" with Gal Gadot, Harvey Weinstein getting a coronavirus test, a story about a community college production of Grease, Madonna, and a film Chris made when he was 23. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
164. The Coronavirus/Self-Quarantine Special
March 16, 2020 20:32 - 58 minutesToday we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet paper, and arguing with people on Twitter. Please be careful and stay healthy out there, babies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
163. Big Selly
March 11, 2020 21:38 - 1 hourToday we announce Chris's new Netflix special "No Pain"! April 14th, set your reminders on Netflix now. Today Chris talks about how he feels about his different specials, Coronavirus, Trump, Biden, LL Cool J, Hulk Hogan, and his own sexy hands. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork
March 02, 2020 22:26 - 1 hourToday Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
161. The 2nd Youngest Man Alive
February 25, 2020 23:04 - 1 hourToday Chris talks about having a a real baby(!), Herman Cain's ad from 2012, people who are always complimenting Lizzo's looks, Dwyane Wayne, Young Thug, Boosie Badazz, and getting pulled over. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
160. Mean Girl
February 17, 2020 22:43 - 1 hourToday Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
159. Sensational
February 10, 2020 22:26 - 57 minutesToday Chris talks about the Oscars, and congratulations to Bong Joon Ho, favorite past Oscar moments like James Cameron’s acceptance and Travolta trying to say Idina Menzel, Future, Only Fans, white knights, and making sure you get that scrilla. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
158. The Turtleneck Episode
February 04, 2020 22:01 - 1 hourIt’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time (it’s Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant), Machine Gun Kelly, and Patrick Mahomes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
157. Casualties Of The Turtleneck Game
January 27, 2020 23:47 - 1 hourToday we talk about Kobe Bryant, his legacy, his tragic death and the reaction to it, LeBron, the tendency to be petty, Ari Shaffir, Dennis Murphy, and writing new material. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
156. Lonely Boy
January 20, 2020 22:25 - 57 minutesToday, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis by Magma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
155. Boobie Loobies
January 13, 2020 18:36 - 57 minutesToday, Chris talks about being in the friendzone, algebra, YOU season 2, making up words as a kid, and developing your identity. Plus, a special strip club story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
154. I Got That Wagon On Me
January 07, 2020 23:04 - 1 hour - 27.7 MBThank you: https://cash.app - https://manscaped.com - https://www.bollandbranch.com - https://www.postmates.com Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true...
154. I Got That Wagon On Me
January 07, 2020 23:04 - 1 hourToday Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia Twitter: https://tw...
153. Childrens Are Back From The Playground (Happy New Year!)
December 30, 2019 15:33 - 1 hourThank you: https://cash.app - https://mybookie.ag - https://roman.com/babies Today Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://sto...
153. Childrens Are Back From The Playground (Happy New Year!)
December 30, 2019 15:33 - 1 hourToday Chris talks about New Year's Resolutions, the movie Only The Strong & Paco Christian Prieto, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Segal, Stallone, and Pacino. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia Twitter: http...
152. F My Carcass (Holiday Episode)
December 24, 2019 16:30 - 57 minutesToday Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School." Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: http...
151. This Is My Life!
December 16, 2019 22:03 - 1 hourToday Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder! Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https:/...
150. Matt's Back
December 10, 2019 02:14 - 1 hourMatt D'Elia is back for Episode 150! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High School. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagra...
149. Still Squirtin'
December 03, 2019 22:17 - 1 hourOn today's show, Chris revisits the Cats trailer and everything wrong with it, The Irishman, DJ Premier, Bun B, the Mai Tai/Iced Americano/Turkey Sausage Life, Joe Biden, and Scooter Braun. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.i...
148. Chris Calls His Dad
November 26, 2019 22:10 - 55 minutesOn today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his dad, Bill, have a discussion about calamari over the phone. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise...
147. Charlie Grateful
November 18, 2019 22:32 - 1 hourOn today's show, Chris talks about hats from Goorin Bros, his dad and calamari, clothes from H&M, an accident at the Soho Grand, Menorahs, the grove, complaining about Christmas coming early, and missed connections. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.co...
Episode 146 - One Note Nigel
November 12, 2019 22:17 - 1 hour - 28.8 MBThank you: https://cash.app- https://meundies.com/congrats - https://manscaped.com - https://butcherbox.com/congrats - https://bollandbranch.com On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, Zack Doncovio always forgetting his ID, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Tw...
146. One Note Nigel
November 12, 2019 22:17 - 1 hourOn today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin Hart working hard, T.I., and Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisd...
Episode 145 - Wet Knees
November 04, 2019 18:52 - 1 hour - 29.4 MBThank you: https://cash.app - https://postmates.com - https://stance.com/congrats - https://intersectfest.com - https://feals.com/congrats On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't...
145. Wet Knees
November 04, 2019 18:52 - 1 hourOn today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://st...
Episode 144 - All Hookers' Eve
October 28, 2019 23:26 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBThank you: https://cash.app - https://skillshare.com/congrats - https://blueapron.com/congrats - https://getquip.com/congrats - https://intersectfest.com On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, S...
144. All Hookers' Eve
October 28, 2019 23:26 - 1 hourOn today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Merchandise: https://store.chrisdelia.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia ...