Coffee with the Colonel
81 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingEnjoy a cup of coffee while listening to Lieutenant colonel William Profitt give his take on current affairs, including politics, sports, veterans and current and past military issues facing our country on a daily basis.
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Episodes
Ep. 32 Senator Jeff Flake is a FLAKE
October 02, 2018 14:51 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBWhat the HELL is wrong with Jeff Flake? Is he a RHINO? Soldiers sign up to vote at Basic Training and you better follow the Drill Sgt.'s directions. 100 years ago 26,000 American soldiers died in one day.
Ep. 31 Judge Kavanaugh Gets Screwed & We Buried a Tank
October 01, 2018 15:24 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBJudge Kavanaugh get royally screwed by Senator's on both sides of the aisle, children born on 9/11 are now old enough to join the military and continue the War on Terror, and if you have too many tanks in Vietnam just bury them and forget about it.
Ep. 30 The United Nations & Ambassador Nikki Haley
September 26, 2018 14:53 - 18 minutes - 16.9 MBAll of the countries in the United Nations openly hate the Jews, Nikki Haley kicks ass for the United States as the United Nations Ambassador, and never ever clean a Sergeant's coffee pot.
Ep. 29 Justice vs Social Justice & Real Men Don't Shave Their Asses
September 25, 2018 14:38 - 16 minutes - 15.3 MBThe Colonel discusses the differences between justice and social justice and how the inability of many to understand those differences is creating divisiveness in America. The Army Chaplin didn't show up to work so the Colonel became a Chaplain for the day, and real men don't shave their asses.
Ep. 28 Under Trump Small Businesses Boom, Stealing Gas & Visiting D.C.
September 24, 2018 17:14 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBThe US economy experiences the 3rd Quarter in a row of over 800K new business start ups entering the market place, don't steal gas from the Army, and the Colonel recounts his recent trip to Washington D.C.
Ep. 27 California Mandates Green Energy & Liberal Bullies
September 18, 2018 13:34 - 28 minutes - 26.5 MBCalifornia passes a law banning the use of all fossil fuels for energy sources by 2045, and liberals use immoral methods to bully Senator Susan Collins into voting a certain way.
Ep. 26 The New York Times Bias, Military Discipline and Opening the Wrong Door
September 17, 2018 15:20 - 30 minutes - 27.6 MBThe New York Times has given up on being unbiased, The Pentagon fears a deterioration in Military Discipline and a young LT. and a Drill Sgt. accidentally opened the wrong door and ended up in the female barracks.
Ep. 25 Digging up a landfill & Old and Young Soldiers Die
September 13, 2018 16:56 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBA 4-time combat jump veteran of World War II dies, A Ranger dies in a training accident and if you stay behind in the path of Florence after being told to leave you are a dumbass.
Ep 24 Corey Booker the Actor, Barracks Fairies and Syria Strikes Again
September 12, 2018 17:07 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBCorey Booker deserves an Oscar for his performance at the SCOTUS hearings, barracks fairies clean the Drill Sgt. barracks and Syria threatens gas attacks again.
Ep. 24 Remembering 9/11
September 11, 2018 15:16 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBWe should never forget the victims and heroes of 9/11, and a brief tour of the New York City 9/11 Memorial.
Ep. 22 Goodbye Burt Reynolds Part 2, Aggressive Navies and Basic Training Problems
September 10, 2018 14:58 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBThe Colonel says a final farewell to Burt Reynolds, under Trump navies from democratic countries around the world have started to challenge China at sea and what is wrong at Army Basic Training?
Ep. 21 Cory Booker's Fake Anger, Goodbye Burt Reynolds and a 'Horny Bastard'(with Jon Profitt)
September 08, 2018 20:38 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBCory Booker's grand standing at the SCOTUS confirmation hearings, saying goodbye to Burt Reynolds, and sexual abuse in the Army.
Ep. 20 The NFL Fumbles, Snitches Get Stitches and Coffee Spills
September 06, 2018 14:52 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBThe Colonel discusses the NFL's fumbling of public relations, A rat squeals to the New York Times and old people with attitude serving coffee at Starbucks.
Ep. 19 Crappy Barracks, Fake Protests and China's Buying Africa
September 05, 2018 14:59 - 35 minutes - 32.2 MBThe Colonel recounts being assigned to dilapidated barracks at Ft. McCoy, protests interrupting the Supreme Court nomination hearings are not real or in good faith, and Mr. Robot meets real life as the Chinese start investing heavily in Africa.
Ep. 18 The Moon Landing, Gun Sales, and B-52 Bombers
September 04, 2018 14:52 - 27 minutes - 25.5 MBThe Colonel recalls watching Americans landing on the moon, confidence in President Trump has lowered gun sales and B-52s are patrolling the Asian skies.
Ep. 17 A Captain's Jury Duty & Russian and Chinese Joint Military Exercises
August 30, 2018 15:05 - 31 minutes - 29.1 MBAs a young Captain the Colonel gets kicked off of a Court Martial jury, Russia and China plan on conducting joint military exercises in an effort to intimidate the West and the Army is spending over $300 million to finally get rid of lead in military housing.
Ep. 16 A Tough Chaplain, Jack LaLanne and GITMO
August 29, 2018 15:06 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MBA Chaplain wanted my Drill Sgt. to beat a smart ass soldier like in the old days, what the hell is going on down at GITMO and remembering the man's man Jack LaLanne.
Ep. 15 Self Promotion, Punishment for Crimes and Poisoned Troops
August 28, 2018 15:45 - 31 minutes - 28.4 MBThe Colonel recalls promoting himself to Captain, punishment should fit the crime, and more US troops are poisoned on a military base.
Ep. 14 John McCain, Female Soldiers and Niger Heroes
August 27, 2018 15:29 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBSaying goodbye to John McCain, the Lieutenant's dinner guests, what did the Pope know and the heroes of Niger.
Ep. 13 Chainsaws, Mueller's team bats .444 and Scumbags
August 22, 2018 15:26 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MBThe Colonel recalls seeing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre while stationed, The Mueller team has no reason to celebrate and scumbags steal from veterans' graves.
Ep. 12 Airborne School, America is a Generous Nation and the California National Guard
August 21, 2018 15:25 - 29 minutes - 27 MBWomen jump at Airborne School, America finances most of the world through our taxes, and Gov. Jerry Brown of California provides 400 National Guard troops to help on the southern border.
Ep. 11 Poison Ivy, ESPN, Governor Cuomo and Lead Paint
August 20, 2018 14:55 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MBSex in poison ivy, ESPN refuses to show the National Anthem ceremony, Governor Cuomo doesn't think America was ever great and lead paint was found in family housing at Ft. Benning, GA.
Ep. 9 Prosecutor, Security Clearances and Saying Goodbye to an Icon
August 16, 2018 15:17 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MBThe Colonel recalls serving as a military prosecutor, discusses why a former CIA chief doesn't need his security clearance, talks recent changes in NCO schools and pays tribute to the musical legend Aretha Franklin.
Ep. 8 Wildfires, Mixers and Socialists
August 15, 2018 14:42 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBThe Colonel reviews what our military is doing to fight wildfires in California, discusses the scary history of socialism and shares a story about a stolen mixer in South Korea.
EP. 7 Minimum Wage, Mortars and Machine Guns
August 14, 2018 18:31 - 27 minutes - 25.3 MBThe Colonel discusses the pitfalls of raising the minimum wage, gives yet another mortar story and discusses the military's newest machine gun.
Ep. 6 Mortar Mishaps, Wanna Be Anarchists and Using DNA to Identify Korean War Remains
August 08, 2018 16:48 - 26 minutes - 24.4 MBThe Colonel recalls a mishap with a mortar firing, calls out wanna be anarchists and gives advice to assist in identifying remains returned from the Korean War.
Ep. 5 Move to Chicago If You Want to be Shot
August 07, 2018 15:26 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBThe Colonel discusses this past weekend's shootings in Chicago, ANTIFA attacks on conservative activists and the Marines and the Army introduces a new Fitness Test.
Ep. 4 Crying Runners, The NY Times Hires a Racist and Promotion Tips
August 06, 2018 16:25 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBThe Colonel discusses a funny fitness run with young troops, asks why the NY Times hired a racist as a new member of the paper's editorial board and provides some helpful tips for junior officers to get promoted.
Ep. 3 3D guns, growing hair, and Drill Sergeants
August 01, 2018 18:03 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBThe Colonel talks about the pointlessness of 3D guns, ordering Marines to grow out hair, and the experiences of Army Drill Sergeants.
Ep. 2 Memories of Being Stationed on the Korean Demilitarized Zone
July 31, 2018 18:45 - 28 minutes - 26 MBThe Colonel recalls his service in South Korea, and gives cautious credit to North Korea for returning the remains of 55 US soldiers slain during the Korean War. OOPS! Young man, did you used to be a woman?
Ep. 1 Dumpster Lovin'
July 30, 2018 19:00 - 29 minutes - 26.6 MBLTC William Profitt introduces himself and gives an in depth look at the National Anthem protest issue facing the NFL in the upcoming season, and what the future holds for the struggling organization.