Close Talkers
128 episodes - English - Latest episode: 13 days ago -A die-hard fan and a total newbie watch Seinfeld together from the beginning and talk about it!
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Episodes
Episode 76 - The Dinner Party
April 13, 2023 13:00 - 38 minutes - 31.2 MBKaty wants to know why she wasn't invited to the wine enemas, Derek tells everyone in Cuba he loves them, and the gang doesn't go to a dinner party.
Episode 75 - The Stall
April 06, 2023 13:00 - 37 minutes - 30.3 MBThere's more than one exploding whale video you need to see, we debunk the climbing accident and discuss the tortilla continuum.
Episode 74 - The Conversion
March 30, 2023 13:00 - 32 minutes - 25.9 MBIt is a hard G or a soft G? Are those the ones that go around mutilating squirrels? Do you peek in the cabinet? Derek will if it's obvious, Katy will if you're weird.
Episode 73 - The Cigar Store
March 23, 2023 13:00 - 34 minutes - 27.5 MBWe talk speech recognition again, reminisce about giving away furniture, and like the George storyline of this iffy episode.
Episode 72 - The Masseuse
March 16, 2023 13:00 - 21 minutes - 17.7 MBJerry is a terrible person, Elaine loves OJ and we're still chatting about chatbots.
Episode 71 - The Barber
March 09, 2023 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26 MBWe discover the true origin of the Super Mario Brothers, and get a robot to rank Seinfeld, while Jerry tries to cheat on his barber.
Episode 70 - The Non-Fat Yoghurt
March 02, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 19.5 MBThis time Katy's mic is off, but we still nail it. Derek mentions an outtake and never delivers, and claims he can eat a whole onion, fast.
Episode 69 - The Lip Reader
February 23, 2023 13:00 - 28 minutes - 23.1 MBWe're not playing egg badminton here, we're discussing party etiquette. George eats a sundae.
Episode 68 - The Bris
February 16, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.7 MBWe cut so much of this episode out, you might say it was bris'd.
Episode 67 - The Sniffing Accountant
February 09, 2023 13:00 - 37 minutes - 30 MBHere's to feeling good all the time. Katy tries out her Mandarin and then promptly loses her voice. Derek tells an incredible bar story.
Episode 66 - The Glasses
February 02, 2023 13:00 - 29 minutes - 24 MBDerek and Katy recount stories of their eighth grade school trips because anything is more interesting than this Seinfeld episode about glasses.
Episode 65 - The Puffy Shirt
January 26, 2023 13:00 - 25 minutes - 20.3 MBGaseous bologna, bananas in jello, and a shirt that was the third funniest thing in this episode.
Episode 64 - The Mango
January 19, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 19.8 MBLet's talk about sex baby, let's talk about mangoes please, let's talk about all the faking and the plantains that may be.
Episode 63 - Bonus Episode - Festivus
December 31, 2022 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.4 MBIt's a festivus miracle, a bonus episode! Warning: this episode contains lots of misophonic ASMR stuff, so beware.
Episode 62 - The Pilot I and II
December 22, 2022 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.7 MBRaisins are different. Gorp is not to be shared. And how much loving DOES a normal couple need? Jerry and George's pilot is shot and killed.
Episode 61 - The Handicap Spot
December 15, 2022 13:00 - 34 minutes - 27.8 MBWe embrace the beauty of silence as Derek tries to recall a classic tale and we draw triangles. Caution for kids listening in, we say "bitches" a bunch of times.
Episode 60 - The Smelly Car
December 01, 2022 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.5 MBWe debate the merits of white wine, exotic fruits and just a bit about this so-so episode.
Episode 59 - The Junior Mint
November 24, 2022 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.8 MBJerry never considers the name Regina. Katy remembers a time when you'd be flipping channels it would just be guts. Cam talks yoyos.
Episode 58 - The Implant
November 17, 2022 13:00 - 24 minutes - 20.1 MBOur hubris in claiming we are perfect comes back to bite us as Derek's microphone dies while we discuss fake boobs.
Episode 57 - The Old Man
November 10, 2022 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.4 MBJerry, George and Elaine all do the same job for a single day, and Vulture.com lose their minds over it.
Episode 56 - The Outing
November 03, 2022 13:00 - 27 minutes - 21.9 MBCan you get outed if you were never in? We weigh in on this controversial episode, but mostly just rate the world leader anti-hunks.
Episode 55 - The Shoes
October 27, 2022 13:00 - 33 minutes - 26.9 MBWe debate what terrible things might have happened to our food, and Derek has lots to say about cleavage.
Episode 54 - The Visa
October 20, 2022 13:00 - 27 minutes - 21.9 MBDerek makes up for last week with a Werner Herzog impression. We discuss whether passing along mail for a previous resident is worth it. George's date was going to help everyone and he blows it.
Episode 53 - The Movie
October 13, 2022 22:00 - 28 minutes - 22.6 MBDid Derek record this episode from inside a garbage can? No, he just turned off his mic before we started. The gang tries to see a movie together.
Episode 52 - The Pick
October 06, 2022 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26.1 MBJerry and Elaine deal with duelling embarassments, George wins back Susan with penicillin and we say penis another 9 times.
Episode 51 - The Airport
September 29, 2022 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.9 MBJerry ditches Elaine in coach, it's a good Kramer dialogue episode and Derek makes Katy feel bad for Hulk Hogan.
Episode 50 - The Contest LIVE!
September 23, 2022 13:00 - 47 minutes - 37.9 MBGlamour?! A very special Episode 50 is out! Derek and Katy go live on YouTube in a special extra-long episode about the best sitcom episode of all time.
Episode 49 - The Virgin
September 15, 2022 13:00 - 33 minutes - 27.2 MBWe google a great many things about Seinfeld's The Virgin but we swear it's not boring to listen to.
Live Show Promo
September 12, 2022 13:00 - 2 minutes - 1.92 MBMark your calendars with a big red star! Wednesday, September 21 at 9pm EST we go live on YouTube to talk closely about The Contest! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7q38AKwGsKT0bHV6sSb6ZA
Episode 48 - The Opera
September 08, 2022 13:00 - 34 minutes - 28 MBWe have a lot of laughs talking about this dark Seinfeld episode about the opera, and tease something very special for episode 50.
Episode 47 - The Cheever Letters
September 01, 2022 13:00 - 32 minutes - 25.8 MBIn this episode, there are five storylines but we just talk pens, paper and panties.
Episode 46 - The Bubble Boy
August 25, 2022 13:00 - 27 minutes - 22.2 MBWe dive deep into voicemail, Derek calls out attached earlobes, and we only like Smarmy Confident George if he's directing it at a jerk.
Episode 45 - The Watch
August 18, 2022 13:00 - 23 minutes - 18.7 MBElaine sings with a stranger, George begs, Jerry bargains, and we bask in the glory of Beyond Belief.
Episode 44 - The Wallet
August 11, 2022 13:00 - 27 minutes - 22.1 MBDerek reveals a deep, dark secret, and has never been more disgusted with George.
Episode 43 - The Pitch/The Ticket
August 04, 2022 13:00 - 38 minutes - 30.7 MBIs The Pitch/The Ticket a good episode? How do you wipe with corn cobs? Can you recover from vomiting on someone?
Episode 42 - The Trip I and II
July 28, 2022 13:00 - 43 minutes - 34.7 MBThis episode is a trip, which is neither dark nor funny (Seinfeld's, not ours).
Episode 41 - Bonus Episode
July 24, 2022 13:00 - 28 minutes - 22.9 MBWe screwed up so much, here's a full bonus episode of corrections!
Episode 40 - The Keys
July 21, 2022 13:00 - 28 minutes - 22.9 MBKey brothers share a sacred bond. We discuss bones, planes, Murphy Brown and other things we have no business talking about.
Episode 39 - The Parking Space
July 14, 2022 13:00 - 33 minutes - 26.6 MBKaty was going to parallel park head first but thought better of it. Derek makes us all wait while he sets up a sick burn. George fights over a parking spot.
Episode 38 - The Letter
July 07, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.1 MBWelcome to Art Talk, our new podcast about art. Someone will have to explain it to George, and then explain the explanation.
Episode 37 - The Good Samaritan
June 30, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.5 MBJerry ends up dating a sociopath who sideswiped a car. George has an affair with a sociopath's wife. Derek and Katy try to figure out some geography with the help of an old tune.
Episode 36 - The Limo
June 23, 2022 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.5 MBWe're back with a regular episode! George's car breaks down on his way to pick up Jerry, and they masquerade as O'Brien and Murphy with unexpected results.
Episode 35 - Mini Episode
June 16, 2022 13:00 - 2 minutes - 1.85 MBDerek records a solo mini episode, and makes Katy listen to a monologue a dozen times. Back to regular episodes next week.
Episode 34 - The Boy Friend
June 02, 2022 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.7 MBWe attempt to solve the age-old question that nobody has asked, "If you plug an old phone into a landline jack with no home phone service, can you still call 911?" And then some stuff about Keith Hernandez, unemployment, spitting on Newman, Elaine and jealousy, moving furniture, and a tall woman.
Episode 33 - The Fixup
May 26, 2022 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.6 MBDerek and Katy read lines from this Emmy-winning episode and veer off in increasingly large tangents.
Episode 32 - The....Coffee Cake Coma?
May 19, 2022 13:00 - 34 minutes - 27.4 MBTW: Throughout this episode, we do talk about self-harm and suicide. Jerry makes moves on a woman whose boyfriend is in a coma, we discuss the finer points of pre- and post-fast dining and all things paranormal.
Episode 31 - The Pez Dispenser
May 12, 2022 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.2 MBThirty episodes in the bag and we still seem so new to this. We eat some Pez, discuss Pez loading techniques and briefly mention the episode.
Episode 30 - The Subway
May 05, 2022 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.4 MBThe four ride the subway to Coney Island, to the bookies, to a wedding, and to ruin. Derek and Katy discuss future podcast possibilities.
Episode 29 - The Red Dot
April 28, 2022 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.3 MBGeorge buys a sweater with a red dot. Derek tries on hats. Katy laughs.
Episode 28 - The Alternate Side
April 21, 2022 13:00 - 27 minutes - 22.3 MBKaty takes a sip of Derek's drink off-mic and it nearly ends the podcast. Derek rates the superhunks. The four get into shenanigans.