Close Talkers
126 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago -A die-hard fan and a total newbie watch Seinfeld together from the beginning and talk about it!
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Episode 124 - The Cadillac
April 25, 2024 13:00 - 43 minutes - 34.8 MBMarisa Tomei loves short, stocky, funny bald men. Elaine loses her mind. Jerry is a very good boy. Derek thinks he is not related to his cousins.
Episode 123 - The Seven
April 18, 2024 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.1 MBElaine covets a bike, George claims a name, Kramer asked for Dijon and Jerry can't solve a mystery. That happens!
Episode 122 - The Caddy
April 11, 2024 13:00 - 36 minutes - 29.6 MBThis can only mean one thing - George is dead. Elaine's prank backfires and we describe how to steal a Ford Ranger.
Episode 121 - The Rye
April 04, 2024 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.2 MBWe're in a Taylor Ham scenario. Katy maintains overhand would get the rye up to the third floor. Derek tries not bring up butt chugging but it happens anyway. We all blame Rusty.
Episode 120 - The Gum
March 21, 2024 13:00 - 21 minutes - 17.4 MBWhere's Susan? George is worrying an old friend with his behaviour, and everyone else is worried about Lloyd Braun. Elaine's shirt could be wetter.
Episode 119 - The Sponge
March 14, 2024 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26.4 MBDerek believes a sponge will always get used. Katy had to do a hard target search for eye wipes. Kramer's walk is not worth talking about.
Episode 118 - The Pool Guy
March 07, 2024 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.7 MBHello and welcome to this episode. Why don't you just tell me what you thought of it? We discuss driving positions, buffers and ballzookas.
Episode 117 - The Secret Code
February 29, 2024 13:00 - 37 minutes - 29.8 MBTake Part in the fun! Elaine is obsessed with a man who doesn't remember her, and George reveals his secret to Jacopo's mama.
Episode 116 - The Soup Nazi
February 22, 2024 13:00 - 46 minutes - 37.4 MBWe get censored this episode, and it's not for saying Soup Nazi too much. George is disgusted with Jerry. Kramer is roughed up by toughs.
Episode 115 - The Hot Tub
February 15, 2024 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.6 MBElaine tries to write catalogue copy and defends her alarm clock and microwave skills. Katy asks Derek to banter.
Episode 114 - The Wink
February 08, 2024 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.9 MBToo much happens in the span of two days. George winks constantly. We agree head-to-toe doesn't make sense.
Episode 113 - The Maestro
February 01, 2024 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.8 MBDerek thinks Katy uses too many mugs. Katy is pro-canning. Larry David's worst story idea sees George providing a chair.
Episode 112 - The Postponement
January 25, 2024 13:00 - 28 minutes - 23.2 MBAll we want are doors to the floor. George wants to postpone to the first day of Spring. Kramer spills a latte.
Episode 111 - The Engagement
January 18, 2024 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.7 MBShe scooped the niblets. Katy identifies with Elaine as a pyjama-clad, neighbour-yeller. Derek appreciates knowing where you are and what you're doing. We discuss Mad About You.
Episode 110 - Festivus Bonus
December 14, 2023 13:00 - 22 minutes - 17.8 MBIs nog short for "not egg" in this case? We drink on air for your holiday enjoyment. Warning: Lots of lippy smacky noises.
Episode 109 - The Understudy
December 07, 2023 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.2 MBOh no! My frankfurter! My frankfurter oh no. The incomparable divine Miss M finds herself Gilooly'd, and princess wants a manicure. None of this make sense, and we gab about hockey goss.
Episode 108 - The Facepainter
November 30, 2023 13:00 - 34 minutes - 27.7 MBYou gotta support the team. This devolves into a hockey gossip podcast with a sidebar into butt wiping.
Episode 107 - The Diplomats Club
November 23, 2023 13:00 - 28 minutes - 23.2 MBRepeat after me: you can't have sex in the lobby of a hotel. And what does it mean if you say you have a pen in your ear? George is a terrible person.
Episode 106 - The Fusili Jerry
November 16, 2023 13:00 - 29 minutes - 24 MBWarning: This episode is about ass. We say it a lot. Fusili, blepharoplasty, vanity and hilarity ensue.
Episode 105 - The Doodle
November 09, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 19.7 MBSucking on pits and nuts, this episode is not really about a doodle. At the end we take a hard turn into energy politics!
Episode 104 - The Jimmy
November 02, 2023 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.7 MBDerek and Katy do not like this episode. Derek and Katy talk about killer tomatoes instead. Derek and Katy sing a song from Drag Race.
Episode 103 - The Doorman
October 26, 2023 13:00 - 26 minutes - 21.2 MBFrank has a lot going on on the top floor. George doesn't want kasha in bed. Derek refuses to believe Canada Post is responsible for postal codes.
Episode 102 - The Kiss Hello
October 19, 2023 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.7 MBElaine's friend leaves her three blocks from home with all her ski gear. George yells at a delicate genius. We are still talking about pointy heads.
Episode 101 - The Beard
October 12, 2023 13:00 - 29 minutes - 23.5 MBElaine tries to recruit to her team. Jerry watches Melrose. We debate pointy heads.
Episode 100 - Live Episode for Seinfeld Best of 100 Clip Show
October 05, 2023 13:00 - 49 minutes - 39.9 MBWe go live for our 100th episode and Seinfeld's 100th episode clip show! We struggle with audio, we talk over the episode, we have a nice fun time.
Episode 99 - The Scofflaw
September 28, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.7 MBA toupee, a lie, a pair of glasses, and a scofflaw in that order. New York is real and it's full of diapers and delivery boxes.
Episode 98 - The Label Maker
September 21, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25 MBTim Whatley regifts a label maker, the second most wonderful office equipment. George eats a dark pickle. We fix Canadian football. Ukraine is not weak.
Episode 97 - The Switch
September 14, 2023 13:00 - 26 minutes - 21.2 MBPickleball culture is out of control. Jerry fails successfully at the switch. Katy tries to guess where the name is real or not. TW: Eating disorders are mentioned in this episode.
Episode 96 - The Race
September 07, 2023 13:00 - 26 minutes - 21 MBKaty's not a communist but she looks best in drab green. Derek's not a communist but he wrote for the Daily Worker. George goes to Cuba.
Episode 95 - The Secretary
August 31, 2023 13:00 - 27 minutes - 22.2 MBWe could go the tomato route, but instead we crowd into the changeroom at Barney's.
Episode 94 - The Mom and Pop Store
August 24, 2023 13:00 - 35 minutes - 28.7 MBMr. Pitt gets to briefly live his dream, George drives Mr. Voight's car, Jerry doesn't want to be a cowboy and Elaine's next stop is Pottersville.
Episode 93 - Bonus Summer Bonus
August 17, 2023 13:00 - 26 minutes - 21.2 MBIt's a summer clip show!
Episode 92 - Summer Bonus
August 10, 2023 13:00 - 22 minutes - 17.8 MBWe take a break, we have a KitKat, and some other tasty and not so tasty treats in this summer bonus episode. Lots of chewing and eating noises, beware.
Episode 91 - The Soup
August 03, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.3 MBIf you order it, it's a meal. Derek doesn't know who he's making fun of anymore, and we rate the Irish superhunks.
Episode 90 - The Gymnast
July 27, 2023 13:00 - 31 minutes - 25.2 MBDerek says the words "better than naked is hoiking?" in this episode, in which we also say the word sex a lot. We talk more about the shirt off than the garbage eclair.
Episode 89 - The Couch
July 20, 2023 13:00 - 36 minutes - 29.3 MBPoppie micturates on Jerry's couch. Tipping culture is fraught, and in the end we didn't tip the guys because they didn't come back the next day. Also it's an abortion episode.
Episode 88 - The Chinese Woman
July 13, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 19.4 MBWe alienate our American listeners, Donna Chang leads everyone on, and Derek doesn't even think Larry David deserves mention.
Episode 87 - The Pledge Drive
July 06, 2023 13:00 - 23 minutes - 19 MBJerry's cheque-cashing sends his Nana into the mean streets for the first time in 20 years and there are three other storylines to boot.
Episode 86 - The Big Salad
June 29, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 20.1 MBKaty and Derek do a deep dive on pens and pencils. We learn about Katy's childhood cereal habit.
Episode 85 - The Chaperone
June 22, 2023 13:00 - 24 minutes - 19.9 MBRhode Island are never contenders. We appreciate a classic Miss America performance.
Episode 84 - The Opposite
June 15, 2023 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.4 MBKaty's a deli meats gal, because a lot of sins could be hidden in tuna. Derek believes the opposite of eating a tuna sandwich is throwing up a tuna sandwich.
Episode 83 - The Hamptons
June 08, 2023 13:00 - 37 minutes - 30.5 MBThere was shrinkage. You gotta see the baby. Breathtaking. One of the best episodes of all time and we talk about Idiocracy and the Full Monty.
Episode 82 - The Fire
June 01, 2023 13:00 - 32 minutes - 25.9 MBDerek lectures us on theism, but concludes by suggesting we read "Nietzche's book over there" for the complete story. George runs from a fire and Katy misunderstands an accident.
Episode 81 - The Raincoats
May 18, 2023 13:00 - 43 minutes - 34.9 MBStand up is bread. In this double episode where a lot happens and everyone shows up, we spend (y)our time talking about keys.
Episode 80 - The Wife
May 11, 2023 13:00 - 33 minutes - 26.9 MBWe talk cleaners with offensive statues, cleaners with crumbling architecture, olives, and peeing in the shower (it's fine).
Episode 79 - The Stand In
May 04, 2023 13:00 - 30 minutes - 24.3 MBWhere is Shelley? We discuss the superhunks (again),public transit and why you would ever take it out.
Episode 78 - The Pie
April 27, 2023 13:00 - 39 minutes - 31.5 MBPoppy is sloppy, it's Elaine's butt in the window, George's suit swooshes and we love gravy.
Episode 77 - The Marine Biologist
April 20, 2023 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26.2 MBGeorge is a yellow, and not a marine biologist. Katy trusts Derek, and his impressions are spot on.
Episode 76 - The Dinner Party
April 13, 2023 13:00 - 38 minutes - 31.2 MBKaty wants to know why she wasn't invited to the wine enemas, Derek tells everyone in Cuba he loves them, and the gang doesn't go to a dinner party.
Episode 75 - The Stall
April 06, 2023 13:00 - 37 minutes - 30.3 MBThere's more than one exploding whale video you need to see, we debunk the climbing accident and discuss the tortilla continuum.