Cinema Covenant
153 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 5 years ago - ★★★★★ - 9 ratingsToben: Classical "nerd", reared on all the films deemed "classic" by the net-savvy collective millennial unconscious.
Maya: Artist (read: Stoner), left to fend on their own, drawn instead to body horror and Japanese animation.
One picks a movie that the other one hasn't seen, and makes them watch it. They switch back and forth each episode. Repeat until the death of film.
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Episodes
Cinema Covenant Episode 43: Don Jon (2013)
December 11, 2015 00:00 - 28 minutes - 39 MBThere's more to life than a happy ending. THIS EPISODE: Don Jon (2013) NEXT EPISODE: Branded to Kill (1967) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat G.L.O.S.S. - G.L.O.S.S. (We're From The Future)
Cinema Covenant Episode 41: Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
November 23, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBWhat he really wanted was to spend Thanksgiving with his family. What he got was three days with the turkey. THIS EPISODE: Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) NEXT EPISODE: How High (2001) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Rustie - Hyperthrust
Cinema Covenant Episode 40: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
November 20, 2015 00:00 - 12 minutes - 8.46 MBMy prize is a treasure, locked away atop a high tower by an evil magician. THIS EPISODE: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) NEXT EPISODE: Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Yuji Ohno - A Riddle of Underground Waterworks
Cinema Covenant Episode 39: Police Story (1985)
November 13, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 15.3 MBYou may know the name, but the game has changed. THIS EPISODE: Police Story (1985) NEXT EPISODE: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Metallica - And Justice For All
Cinema Covenant Episode 38: Samurai Cop (1991)
November 03, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MBYou Have the Right to Remain Silent ... Dead Silent. THIS EPISODE: Samurai Cop (1991) NEXT EPISODE: Police Story (1985) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Black Flag - Police Story
Cinema Covenant Episode 37: Observe and Report (2009)
November 03, 2015 00:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MBRight now, the world needs a hero. THIS EPISODE: Observe and Report (2009) NEXT EPISODE: Samurai Cop (1991) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat The Mountain Goats - Maize Stalk Drinking Blood
Cinema Covenant Episode 36: Taxi Driver (1976)
October 23, 2015 00:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MBOn every street in every city, there's a nobody who dreams of being a somebody. THIS EPISODE: Taxi Driver (1976) NEXT EPISODE: Observe and Report (2009) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Bernard Herrmann - The Days Do Not End
Cinema Covenant Episode 35: Twelve Monkeys (1995)
October 12, 2015 00:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBThe future is history. THIS EPISODE: Twelve Monkeys (1995) NEXT EPISODE: Taxi Driver (1976) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Peter Gabrial
Cinema Covenant Episode 34: Perfect Blue (1997)
September 28, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.5 MBExcuse me... Who are you? THIS EPISODE: Perfect Blue (1997) NEXT EPISODE: Twelve Monkeys (1995) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Cham - Ai No Tenshi
Cinema Covenant Episode 32: Eraserhead (1977)
September 22, 2015 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.6 MBIn Heaven Everything Is Fine. THIS EPISODE: Eraserhead (1977) NEXT EPISODE: Under the Skin (2013) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat David Lynch & Alan R. Splet - In Heaven (Lady in the Radiator Song)
Cinema Covenant Episode 33: Under the Skin (2013)
September 22, 2015 00:00 - 19 minutes - 13.3 MBPeople wind me up. THIS EPISODE: Under the Skin (2013) NEXT EPISODE: Perfect Blue (1997) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Mica Levi - Lipstick To Void
Cinema Covenant Episode 31: Haywire (2011)
September 10, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.7 MBThey left her no choice. THIS EPISODE: Haywire (2011) NEXT EPISODE: Eraserhead (1977) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Lil Herb - Fight or Flight
Cinema Covenant Episode 30: Videodrome (1983)
September 04, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.7 MBFirst it controlled her mind, then it destroyed her body... Long live the new flesh! THIS EPISODE: Videodrome (1983) NEXT EPISODE: Haywire (2011) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Denzel Curry - Widescreen
Cinema Covenant Episode 29: The Legend of Drunken Master (1994)
August 24, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 13 MBDon't Cross His Path When He's Drunk! THIS EPISODE: The Legend of Drunken Master (1994) NEXT EPISODE: Videodrome (1983) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Drinker
Cinema Covenant Episode 28: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991)
August 17, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.8 MBThe Greatest Hong Kong Martial Arts Action Revenge Gore-Soaked Prison Breakout Love Story Cult Film of 1991 Ever Put on DVD!!! THIS EPISODE: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991) NEXT EPISODE: The Legend of Drunken Master (1994) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Thin Lizzy - Jailbreak
Cinema Covenant Episode 27: Death Race 2000 (1975)
August 14, 2015 00:00 - 16 minutes - 11.4 MBIn The Year 2000 Hit And Run Driving Is No Longer A Felony. It's The National Sport! THIS EPISODE: Death Race 2000 (1975) NEXT EPISODE: Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky (1991) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Built to Spill - Car
Cinema Covenant Episode 26: Redline (2009)
August 03, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 14.9 MBSomeone's having doubts, huh? Hell, I was just trying to keep this thing interesting. You're just a voice, pal! You don't know a damn thing about racing! THIS EPISODE: Redline (2009) NEXT EPISODE: Death Race 2000 (1975) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat James Shimoji - Dead Heat
Cinema Covenant Episode 25: The Rocketeer (1991)
July 29, 2015 00:00 - 23 minutes - 16.1 MBAn Ordinary Man Forced to Become An Extraordinary Hero. THIS EPISODE: The Rocketeer (1991) NEXT EPISODE: Redline (2009) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat James Horner - Main Title/Takeoff
Cinema Covenant Episode 24: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
July 22, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 15 MBA band of young warriors on the wings of their greatest challenge! THIS EPISODE: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) NEXT EPISODE: The Rocketeer (1991) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 23: Her (2013)
July 13, 2015 00:00 - 32 minutes - 22.3 MBThe past is just a story we tell ourselves. THIS EPISODE: Her (2013) NEXT EPISODE: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 22: Metropolis (2001)
July 04, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 12.2 MBWelcome to Metropolis. THIS EPISODE: Metropolis (2001) NEXT EPISODE: Her (2013) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 21: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
July 02, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.6 MBThe Return of the Great Adventure. THIS EPISODE: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) NEXT EPISODE: Metropolis (2001) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 20: Drag Me to Hell (2009)
June 23, 2015 00:00 - 24 minutes - 17 MBChristine Brown has a good job, a great boyfriend, and a bright future. But in three days, she's going to hell. THIS EPISODE: Drag Me to Hell (2009) NEXT EPISODE: Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 19: Army of Darkness (1992)
June 18, 2015 00:00 - 21 minutes - 14.6 MBIn an age of darkness. At a time of evil. When the world needed a hero. What it got was him. THIS EPISODE: Army of Darkness (1992) NEXT EPISODE: Drag Me to Hell (2009) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 18: Evil Dead (2013)
June 08, 2015 00:00 - 22 minutes - 15.7 MBFear What You Will Become. THIS EPISODE: Evil Dead (2013) NEXT EPISODE: Army of Darkness (1992) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 17: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
June 03, 2015 00:00 - 20 minutes - 14.2 MBAdventure, Comedy, Romance. He was full of it. THIS EPISODE: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) NEXT EPISODE: Evil Dead (2013) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 16: Fist of the North Star (1986)
May 25, 2015 00:00 - 16 minutes - 11.1 MBOmae Wa Mou Shindeiru. THIS EPISODE: Fist of the North Star (1986) NEXT EPISODE: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 15: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)
May 18, 2015 00:00 - 19 minutes - 13.7 MBIn the future, cities will become deserts, roads will become battlefields and the hope of mankind will appear as a stranger. THIS EPISODE: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) NEXT EPISODE: Fist of the North Star (1986) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 14: The Music Room (1958)
May 11, 2015 00:00 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MBBlood! The blood in my veins! THIS EPISODE: The Music Room (1958) NEXT EPISODE: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 13: Lost in Translation (2003)
May 08, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 12.1 MBEveryone wants to be found. THIS EPISODE: Lost in Translation (2003) NEXT EPISODE: The Music Room (1958) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 12: No Country for Old Men (2007)
April 30, 2015 00:00 - 14 minutes - 10.2 MBIn the open country you can find anything, but every fortune leaves a trail. THIS EPISODE: No Country for Old Men (2007) NEXT EPISODE: Lost in Translation (2003) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 11: Teen Wolf (1985)
April 21, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 12.7 MBHe always wanted to be special... but he never expected this! THIS EPISODE: Teen Wolf (1985) NEXT EPISODE: No Country for Old Men (2007) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 10: Wolf Children (2012)
April 21, 2015 00:00 - 19 minutes - 13.6 MBLove wildly. THIS EPISODE: Wolf Children (2012) NEXT EPISODE: Teen Wolf (1985) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 9: The Muppet Movie (1979)
April 08, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 12.2 MBMore entertaining than humanly possible! THIS EPISODE: The Muppet Movie (1979) NEXT EPISODE: The Wolf Children (2012) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 8: Yojimbo (1961) and A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
April 04, 2015 00:00 - 24 minutes - 352 KBIn his own way he is perhaps, the most dangerous man who ever lived! THIS EPISODE: Yojimbo (1961) and A Fistful of Dollars (1964) NEXT EPISODE: The Muppet Movie (1979) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 7: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
March 24, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.6 MBNot that it matters, but most of it is true. THIS EPISODE: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) NEXT EPISODE: Yojimbo (1961) and A Fistful of Dollars (1964) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 6: Dawn of the Dead (1978)
March 16, 2015 00:00 - 14 minutes - 13.4 MBWhen there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. THIS EPISODE: Dawn of the Dead (1978) NEXT EPISODE: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 5: The Blues Brothers (1980)
March 10, 2015 00:00 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBThey'll never get caught. They're on a mission from God. THIS EPISODE: Blues Brothers (1980) NEXT EPISODE: Dawn of the Dead (1978) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 4: Scanners (1981)
March 06, 2015 00:00 - 18 minutes - 16.5 MB10 Seconds: The Pain Begins. 15 Seconds: You Can't Breathe. 20 Seconds: You Explode. THIS EPISODE: Scanners (1981) NEXT EPISODE: Blues Brothers (1980) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 3: Westworld (1973)
February 23, 2015 00:00 - 17 minutes - 16 MBYul Brynner, glowing eyes and all. THIS EPISODE: Westworld (1973) NEXT EPISODE: Scanners (1981) Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Parking Lot Test: Jupiter Ascending
February 22, 2015 00:00 - 25 minutes - 23 MBBuff McHandsome vs Fish Lips. Supplemental: Taku Inoue - Jupiter Dub No.404 Yuri Misawa & Maki Nomiya - Baby Universe
Cinema Covenant Episode 2: Ghost in the Shell
February 19, 2015 00:00 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBToben gets convinced that maybe not all anime is bad. THIS EPISODE: Ghost in the Shell NEXT EPISODE: Westworld Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Cinema Covenant Episode 1: ¡Three Amigos!
February 18, 2015 00:00 - 28 minutes - 26 MBDusty Bottoms, the Jerk, and Dana Carvey go on an adventure! THIS EPISODE: ¡Three Amigos! NEXT EPISODE: Ghost in the Shell Your Hosts: Maya Hansen Toben Shelby Music: Asei Kobayashi & Micky Yoshino - Eat Eat Burt Bacharach - The Old Fun City
Parking Lot Test: : The Lego Movie
March 01, 2014 00:00 - 8 minutes - 10 MBReactions to the Lego corporations inexplicable bundle of buildable joy. Supplemental: Cover Source The White Stripes - Broken Bricks
Parking Lot Test: Metallica Through The Never: An IMAX 3D Experience
October 02, 2013 00:00 - 28 minutes - 31 MBHow did Robert Trujillo get so good at crab-walking? How is James Hetfield so strong for an old guy? Why is Kirk Hammett's guitar bleeding? Who gives a fuck about Lars? Supplemental: Cover Source Metallica - The Wait Metallica - Dyer's Eve
Parking Lot Test: The World’s End
August 25, 2013 00:00 - 35 minutes - 45.2 MBEdgar Wright is telling us it's the end of the world, but after watching his movie, we feel fine. Supplemental: Cover Source Busta Rhymes - Extinction Level Event (The Song Of Salvation) Grace's Twitter Tom Waits - I Don't Wanna Grow Up