Today we welcome a new(ish) member to the show! Slimfast begs Lazlo to watch Macgruber. *An old show member returns! We welcome back Snowcone to the program and Julia spends a little time trying to get to know him. *Doomscrolling! The FBI is still searching for a few capitol rioters. Chicago public schools are closed for omicron and the mayor is not happy about it. Is someone using an Apple AirTag to keep tabs on you? USA is number one with COVID! USA-USA! A twelve year old graduated college and Lazlo explains why he doesn't think that's a good thing. *Are you having a midlife crisis? Here are some signs to watch out for. More importantly, a cure for the mid-life crisis has been discovered! *Julia thinks it's been way too long since we played a little GTK so let's take care of that. *Thanks for listening! Have a great day! See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!