Tuesday, 04.26.22

This doesn't happen often but some ladies are texting in telling us how much they love Slimfast. They say they're having drinks on the beach in Florida and refer to themselves as "Slimfast OG Girl Gang". It only takes Lazlo a few minutes to reveal who's authoring these texts and that's when things get hot and heavy. *Thinking about getting married? Make sure you've answered all these questions before taking those sacred vows. Also, are you sure you want to get married? *Doomscrolling!! People are freaking out about Elon taking over Twitter. The oldest woman in the world has died. Something something, Russia, something something, WW3. More audio from the Jonny vs Amber trial. The cash me outside girl has made a decent chunk of change on OnlyFans. *A grocery store manager allegedly beat a guy's ass because the guy asked him to open another checkout lane. *Why did Snowcone drink all of Lazlo's liquor? Why is Snowcone hanging out at the studio drinking on Friday nights? *What's awesome with alcohol and terrible without? *Have a great day! Thanks for listening and please remember to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @churchoflazlo and join our subreddit, r/churchoflazlo  See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!