Tuesday, 02.02.2021- The Church of Lazlo Podcast

It's a thousand degrees in this studio and I'm getting angry about it so this is gonna be a quick description. I mean, why can't I have some control over the temp in here? I'm not asking them to keep is 65 in July. I'd just like to be comfortable. I'm drinking Gatorade like I'm an NBA player and I don't even stand up to work. Speaking of which, Lazlo got me hooked on that sugar free Gatorade and now I can't get enough of it. I drink it every night. Actually, I wonder if that's why my stomach has been hurting. Is that like a known thing? Like those sugar free gummi bears that make people sick? I'll look into it. I'm sure it's unrelated. Here's today's description. *Slimfast hired a handy man. Anyone else ever feel like your handy man is judging you? *A new study claims that millions of Americans have a hard time sleeping at night because of something called "next-day anxiety". We needed a study to figure this out? What keeps you up at night? If you say outerspace, you're not alone. That's my thing too. *Headlines! There's plenty going on today but the real takeaway is the Elon Musk thing. He's put computers in a monkey's brain and now it can play video games with its mind. I wonder if it could turn down the thermostat here because that would interest me. *Do you like girls who wear ambercrombie and fitch? Julia's the girl for you. *What was the worst day/week/month of your entire life? *What should adults do to celebrate their birthday? Invite people to dinner and ask them to pay? *How much would someone have to pay you to move to Tulsa. Bonus: Slimfast discovers live on-air that Tulsa and OKC aren't the same place. *Let talk about the game. What are your plans and what are Ameica's. *Okay, thanks for listening. My shirt is soaked so I'm gonna run. Have a great night. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

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It's a thousand degrees in this studio and I'm getting angry about it so this is gonna be a quick description. I mean, why can't I have some control over the temp in here? I'm not asking them to keep is 65 in July. I'd just like to be comfortable. I'm drinking Gatorade like I'm an NBA player and I don't even stand up to work. Speaking of which, Lazlo got me hooked on that sugar free Gatorade and now I can't get enough of it. I drink it every night. Actually, I wonder if that's why my stomach has been hurting. Is that like a known thing? Like those sugar free gummi bears that make people sick? I'll look into it. I'm sure it's unrelated. Here's today's description. *Slimfast hired a handy man. Anyone else ever feel like your handy man is judging you? *A new study claims that millions of Americans have a hard time sleeping at night because of something called "next-day anxiety". We needed a study to figure this out? What keeps you up at night? If you say outerspace, you're not alone. That's my thing too. *Headlines! There's plenty going on today but the real takeaway is the Elon Musk thing. He's put computers in a monkey's brain and now it can play video games with its mind. I wonder if it could turn down the thermostat here because that would interest me. *Do you like girls who wear ambercrombie and fitch? Julia's the girl for you. *What was the worst day/week/month of your entire life? *What should adults do to celebrate their birthday? Invite people to dinner and ask them to pay? *How much would someone have to pay you to move to Tulsa. Bonus: Slimfast discovers live on-air that Tulsa and OKC aren't the same place. *Let talk about the game. What are your plans and what are Ameica's. *Okay, thanks for listening. My shirt is soaked so I'm gonna run. Have a great night. -Everybody Wang Chung!!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.