Thursday 01.06.22 - The Church of Lazlo Podcast

*The Improv Keith bit I forgot to post yesterday is at the end of the podcast -Snowcone

Welcome back! Glad to see everyone survived the night. We're learning that half the people on this show have a real tough time sleeping in a house alone. *We can all agree, it doesn't get much worse than those people who buy fake lottery tickets for loved ones and then get a kick out of watching their hopes and dreams crash back to earth. But where do we rank the guy who bought fake diamond earrings and real diamond earrings for his wife and then made her pick which pair to keep? *Revenge Sleep Procrastination. What is it? I'm still not certain. Just try to stay off Tik Tok when you're trying to go to bed. *Doomscrolling! It's the one-year anniversary of the Captiol party! Antonio Brown says he was fired. A family accidentally donated a cat to the thrift store and Lazlo couldn't care less. The fart-in-a-jar lady just shocked the world with the announcement of her early retirement. *Nick Wright is on the program! He welcomes back a familiar voice and gets us caught up on the Antonio Brown drama. *The hardest things for people to give up include social media and cake? *Britney Watch! Lazlo has an interesting theory about Britney Spears and it left us speechless! *Have a great day! Please follow us on twitter and instargram @churchoflazlo and head over to lazlo.church when you get time. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

Everybody Wang Chung

-Slimfast

#ListenLonger

*The Improv Keith bit I forgot to post yesterday is at the end of the podcast -Snowcone

Welcome back! Glad to see everyone survived the night. We're learning that half the people on this show have a real tough time sleeping in a house alone. *We can all agree, it doesn't get much worse than those people who buy fake lottery tickets for loved ones and then get a kick out of watching their hopes and dreams crash back to earth. But where do we rank the guy who bought fake diamond earrings and real diamond earrings for his wife and then made her pick which pair to keep? *Revenge Sleep Procrastination. What is it? I'm still not certain. Just try to stay off Tik Tok when you're trying to go to bed. *Doomscrolling! It's the one-year anniversary of the Captiol party! Antonio Brown says he was fired. A family accidentally donated a cat to the thrift store and Lazlo couldn't care less. The fart-in-a-jar lady just shocked the world with the announcement of her early retirement. *Nick Wright is on the program! He welcomes back a familiar voice and gets us caught up on the Antonio Brown drama. *The hardest things for people to give up include social media and cake? *Britney Watch! Lazlo has an interesting theory about Britney Spears and it left us speechless! *Have a great day! Please follow us on twitter and instargram @churchoflazlo and head over to lazlo.church when you get time. See you tomorrow! -Everybody Wang Chung!!!!

Everybody Wang Chung

-Slimfast

#ListenLonger