Monday, 01.04.2020- The Church Of Lazlo Podcast

*We're back and it feels sooooooooo good! How was everyone's break? Are we working on any new year's resolutions? *Lazlo convinced Slimfast to take out a loan (just like he did) to pay off Christmas debt. Now they're both spending moeny like Silkk the Shocker in 1998. *Did you watch anything good over the break? A bunch of cool movies were supposed to come out last year and they got pushed back to 2021. We've got a list of the ones we're most excited about. *Headlines!! A recording came out of Trump asking the Sec. of State in Georgia to change the vote in his favor. A judge in New Mexico says prisoners can have pot. COVID is totally out of control and we haven't even reached "The Christmas Wave" yet. A health care worker destroyed 500 doses of the COVID vaccine on purpose. An officer witnesses women stealing food from a grocery store so he buys them gift cards and sends them on their way. *A modern day version of Catch Me If You Can is playing out in Florida. A Florida man got busted pretending to be a doctor, goes to prison, gets out, and embezzles from his employer. Did you ever successfully pull off a scam when you were young? *A new study has found the secret to successful online dating for men. Apparently you just have to be dumb and handsome. *Who had the most fun on NYE? *Should fathers always deny looking at porn? We think so. *A women's fitness magazine had to apologize for tweeting that it was a good day to exercise and burn off some of those Christmas calories. *Indiana town finally lifts 50-year ban on hippies. What was the most embarrassing thing about "young you"? *That's all for today! Thanks for listening and don't forget to please follow us on twitter and instagram @churchoflazlo    Everybody Wang Chung! 

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*We're back and it feels sooooooooo good! How was everyone's break? Are we working on any new year's resolutions? *Lazlo convinced Slimfast to take out a loan (just like he did) to pay off Christmas debt. Now they're both spending moeny like Silkk the Shocker in 1998. *Did you watch anything good over the break? A bunch of cool movies were supposed to come out last year and they got pushed back to 2021. We've got a list of the ones we're most excited about. *Headlines!! A recording came out of Trump asking the Sec. of State in Georgia to change the vote in his favor. A judge in New Mexico says prisoners can have pot. COVID is totally out of control and we haven't even reached "The Christmas Wave" yet. A health care worker destroyed 500 doses of the COVID vaccine on purpose. An officer witnesses women stealing food from a grocery store so he buys them gift cards and sends them on their way. *A modern day version of Catch Me If You Can is playing out in Florida. A Florida man got busted pretending to be a doctor, goes to prison, gets out, and embezzles from his employer. Did you ever successfully pull off a scam when you were young? *A new study has found the secret to successful online dating for men. Apparently you just have to be dumb and handsome. *Who had the most fun on NYE? *Should fathers always deny looking at porn? We think so. *A women's fitness magazine had to apologize for tweeting that it was a good day to exercise and burn off some of those Christmas calories. *Indiana town finally lifts 50-year ban on hippies. What was the most embarrassing thing about "young you"? *That's all for today! Thanks for listening and don't forget to please follow us on twitter and instagram @churchoflazlo    Everybody Wang Chung! 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.