Friday, 05.06.22

Yo! Happy Friday!! Did anyone else see this talk on Twitter about the monster drawing? This dad claims his kid drew a picture of a monster in class and the teacher ripped it up and threw it away. Dad ain't happy. We've got questions. Snowcone is now tasked with finding this guy and getting him on the show. *Buzzfeed apologized for their Kim K coverage concerning her recent weight loss. They want to make sure everyone knows the risks associated with rapid weight loss and they don't want anyone to try and lose weight when their clothes don't fit. It sounds like they just want us to buy bigger pants. *A high school teacher sent sexually explicit photos and possibly even video of himself to young teenagers at his school. He did not get fired. He did not get in trouble. The kids are in trouble and they freaking should be. *Doomscrolling!! Amber Heard describes the two sides of Johnny Depp. The FDA says absolutely no more J&J unless you just really want it. A Virgin Atlantic flight had to turn around once someone realized that one of the pilots wasn't quite a pilot yet. Two college students have been charged with felonies after harassing...a food delivery robot. *It's been a long time but NICK WRIGHT IS ON THE PROGRAM!! Why was Nick sharing pictures of his wife giving him a lapdance? Are nick and Lil Wayne best friends now? We also manage to talk a little sports for a moment. *It's Friday which means we like to head over to our subreddit r/churchoflazlo and check out the Story Requests. Today, Lazlo will be telling us the story of the leaf pile and the street sweeper that never came. *Thanks for listening! Follow us on social media @churchoflazlo and check out our website www.lazlo.church  See you Monday! -Everybody Wang Chung!!