Titus Podcast
330 episodes - English - Latest episode: 14 days ago - ★★★★★ - 2.1K ratingsChristopher Titus, Bombshell Rae, and The Hylinder discuss the news of the day, politics, the woes of our society, every-day idiots, and an occasional hero. Broadcasting from the Combustion Lounge. "The world is a joke, we just prove it"
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Episodes
Zack Ward "Blue Australian Cult"
August 02, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBEp.401. Zack Ward. Titus's brother from another mother, guests on this episode. Zack talks about being raised in a cult and then running away to join the circus and almost getting kicked in the face by an elephant. It was an elephant assassin. Titus nails the Armageddon update by explaining the "fairytales of the NRA" And PZE handles the Bombshell news where we see a lion almost eat a child. Thank God for sneeze guards. Watch, you'll get it. TITUS PODCAST is now on Youtube christophertitustv...
How To Be A Real Man
July 29, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! Titus loses his mind (What else is new?) about seven douche bags killing a zebra on safari. The crew examines what a REAL MAN is. Titus has some holes in his manly personality which he accepts, like a real man. Bombshell lets you know what her REAL MAN is. Fetus babbles. FIGHT STUPID, OR STUPID THINKS IT'S RIGHT This is the Titus Podcast.
Jay Mohr and American vs Murican!
July 26, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 126 MBJay Mohr is the guest today on the Titus Podcast, the impressions flow like xanax in a psych ward as Jay pops from Walken to Pacino to Barry Katz. We discuss the current state of the world and comedy and then we see someone in a TV control room put a cat filter on someone talking about a double homicide. The Armageddon update will tell you whether you are an American or a Murican. The Titus Podcast, because the world is a clown show.
Aliens Are Real...
July 22, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! We cut loose politics and go after something that is tangible...Aliens. After Tom Delonge from Blink 182 started a new scientific foundation to push the limit of human knowledge, Titus gets back into Aliens. He prays they are watching us. Bombshell thinks it's all a conspiracy and Fetus threatens to quit because of clowns. Fight Stupid or Stupid Thinks it's Right! This is the Titus Podcast
RICHARD MARX, 30 million records, still just a dude.
July 19, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.5 MBTitus has the uber talented, singer/songwriter and dude with best hair on the planet, Richard Marx on for some lessons in show business and some ridiculous discussion about where our country is. We learn that Kenny Rogers has a little Barry Gordy in him and Titus' Armageddon update proves whether you are a racist or not. Armageddon Update/Titus Podcast Because the world is a clown show
SHUT UP, YOU STUPID CELEBRITY!
July 15, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 50.2 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! One of Titus' Favorites! Titus goes off about celebrity shaming and our guest is FREDDIE PRINZE JR. Honestly one of the best guests we have had and some of the best stories we've heard. KILLER EPISODE. Titus Podcast, Because the world is a Clown Show
Brad Williams, Huge Talent, tiny hands.
July 12, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 48.4 MBWilliams is our guest today as we go through his life and his ascent up the comedy ladder. He's funny as hell. The Armageddon update is full of Pedophiles as we look look at the Jeremy Epstein debacle and how Trumps Secretary of Labor let a Sexual Predator go free. If you want to SEE the podcast instead of just hearing it go to Christophertitustv on YouTube. Titus Podcast, because the world is a clown show.
Happy Birthday America 2019
July 07, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 158 MBThe Rockets red glare the ramparts being rammed and George Washington storming the airports! It was an amazing 4th, tanks on the street, kids in camps and Melania's nipples proudly waving. It was a weird one. Bombshell, Titus and PZE hit hard on where we are and where we are afraid we are going. Then we see a slack lining Monkey with huge testicles. The Armageddon Update/Titus Podcast, because this World is a clown show
Wha' Cha' Thinkin' Psycho?
July 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 36.3 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! Thinking about murder is not the same as committing it. Titus, Bombshell and Fetus discuss the crazy thoughts we all have (Bombshell is lying) and how they fit into the insane, brilliant thing we call human being. We call out Aunt Jemimah, Bombshell throws down a challenge for tickets to our Prince party. And Fetus tell yet another embarrassing story that didn't have to be. Fight Stupid Or Stupid thinks it right" This is the Titus Podcast
Tony Horton Brings the Heat
June 28, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBFor the second Video Podcast the guest is Tony Horton, king of fitness and pretty damn cool human being. Except when he used to be a mime. These and other harrowing tales. Titus hits the summer hard with a commercial for Trump Camps in the Armageddon update and Bombshell says fat people make the best snow angels. Titus Podcast, Because the World is a Clown Show
Here's How Banks Work. Now Kill Me.
June 24, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 38.8 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! Titus takes on The fed, the banks, and his own ignorance in a financial cage match. Stuntman tries to tag in but instead does a donkey hero story. Then after the hilarious Banking/Fed bit, Bombshell saves the entire podcast with a hundred pound scrotum. Covering all the bases, we are the Titus Podcast.
Bring me the head of Obese Orange!
June 21, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 101 MBKathy Griffin is the guest on the Podcast! We have gone to video kids. We cover everything from her 24 comedy Specials to the state of the world and her almost indictment for a stupid joke. We aso whore her new movie about the entire Trump/Joke debacle. It's a good one. If you want to see the video go to christophertitustv on Youtube and you can watch us in all of our glory. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's right.
Turn it off before it infects. (Member Dis Monday)
June 17, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBMember Dis Monday! This week on the Titus Podcast, Titus talks about the multitude of things that have been going wrong in the world. How should we deal with the dark times? Titus has the solution! In the news a sick Bombshell talks about a poor kitty that needs a butthole (no really we aren't kidding). Fetus is punished for interrupting to much. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right!
Jon Stewart Kicks Congress in the Bills
June 14, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBAnd a comedian will lead us... Jon Stewart loses his mind this week after congress ghosts the 911 first responders. He called "Bullshit" When was the last time you called bullshit? Even if you knew it would cause problems? PZE and Titus explain how important bathroom time is, poop tweeting, doing your taxes etc. Bombshell explains why she's afraid of the terlet. A woman dies while having sex with a gun and we meet a dog mayor. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. Armageddon Update/...
One Of Our Best, The Fatcast
June 07, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 36.7 MBGUYS! We are revamping the Podcast. Next week will be different and better. Taking it up a notch! Guests and Video! Hell Yeah! Enjoy a classic this week and next week we bring it. After Disney takes the lead on obese little bastards and cuts junk food advertising and New York tries to outlaw "Vat O'soda". Titus and the crew go after obesity In America. Bombshell talks about a weaponized version of bacon. In studio guest "Most interesting man in the world, Rick Maverick drinks his own urin...
Asteroid Armageddon, You Got Time
June 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 33.1 MBMemba' Dis Monday! The end of the world is coming...in 73 years. An asteroid is set to hit Earth in 73 years so Titus, Bombshell, and Willie discuss what they would do knowing that armageddon is coming, but not right away. Fetus yells from far in the back. On the Bombshell News, there's gold in that there feces! Never Unbiased and Always unbalanced. This is the Titus Podcast CHRISTOPHERTITUS.COM
Tired Of Sequel Suck
May 31, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.1 MBWhy does every sequel have to be bigger, louder and more unbelievable? Titus and Bombshell discuss a recent movie going experience. We hear about Titus roaming the streets of North Hollywood as a molesting clown for Rachels new website and PZE and Titus make each other laugh after a women is possessed by a Pirate. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right This is the Titus Podcast
Pelosi Is Gangsta!
May 24, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBTitus attacks the new East Coast, West coast battle going down in Washington. Pelosi Vs. Trump, It's getting weirder on the daily. Bombshell and Titus share their Hollywood Death tour with Grandma Jean story and P Z E gives us his "I don't watch TV" take on politics. The news covers the new Taco Bell hotel which is a sign of the apocalypse. Fight Stupid Or Stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast
HOW TO WIN THE LOTTERY! (and if you believe that you should play the lottery)
May 20, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 33.2 MBMEMBA DIS MONDAY! TITUS, BOMBSHELL and NERPUNK go over the real deal on the lottery. Bombshell comes up with her Korean Rapper name and Nerdpunk knows a statistically high number of lottery winners. You have a one in 176 million chance of not laughing at this podcast. NEW COMEDY SPECIAL "VOICE IN MY HEAD" APRIL FOOLS DAY. 9 bucks, 1 hour 45 minutes of high-lar-A-tee. (I really dont know how to spell, sorry) christophertitus.com
Mothers Day Is a Motherf'er
May 17, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBBOMBSHELL IS BACK! With another well written and ridiculously funny Armageddon update. Why do you keep hammering people with mothers day ads when a lot of us don't have mothers?! Titus and P Z E compete with stories about their lack of love for mothers day and the stories that created that psychological damage. Fight stupid or stupid thinks it right. This is the Titus Podcast
Pussygate
May 13, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 33.7 MBMEMBA' DIS' MONDAY! From early in the nightmare. Was Titus right? This will hopefully be the last time we talk about the pumpkin colored Hitler, but at least for this week Titus goes off on why he think Donald Trump has gotten this far. Spoiler Alert: it's because of stupid people. In the news Bombshell returns to tell us the most adorable penis story ever, and Fetus has uncontrollable laughter after some of Titus' more...interesting impressions. Never Unbiased, Always Unbalanced. This ...
Roe Vs. Wade a Minute...This Is Bull$#(T?
May 10, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 78.5 MBGuess what? The powers that be are making 2019 feel like 1819, in middle east. New laws in Georgia and Alabama make are about to make abortion a criminal offense. Women are again to blame for something that men are at least half responsible for. Titus nails the Armageddon update and Bombshell has her voice back while a small dog farts on her. Fight Stupid or Stupid Thinks It's Right. This is the Titus Podcast
Launch Them Into The Sun
May 06, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBMemba Dis Monday! How the hell are some Humans serial Killers and some humans saving babies in Darfur? Titus and the crew discuss the ups and downs of humanity and we define "Dennis." We all have a Dennis in us. Fetus tells the story of his Junior high crush that went off the rails and Bombshell lets us know about an emotional support peacock. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast
Democracy, It Was Great Knowing You
May 03, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBAfter the Bill Barr testimony Titus says goodbye to democracy in the update. Rae is sick as a dog but her voice is so 2 pack a day smoker sexy. The Pod degenerates into a plethora of bad relationship stories and we get some insight into P-Z-E and his bad choices. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's Right. Titus Podcast
"F The Earth"
April 29, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBA President who thinks a Taco Bell, taco bowl is Mexican food, makes a decision about the world climate agreement that could actually kill millions in a climate change fueled Armageddon. OR we're just gonna have to wear more sunblock and flippers. Kathy Griffin is called out for cutting off her own balls, Obi Wan Kenobi is a racist and Bombshell's Grandma is the best person in the world. FIGHT STUPID! Or stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast.
Boy Scouts Need a New Motto
April 26, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBTurns out Church isn't the only place to get diddled. The BSOA have been hiding up to 7000 names of pedophiles that have been their Scout Leaders. This proves why some of us got merit badges and some didn't. Bombshell tells of her story of dating a pedophile and we hear Peazy-E's story of breaking up with his girlfriend after the Prince Party. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. Titus Podcast
Memba' Dis Monday! Give it One More Day
April 22, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 67.8 MBOur soldiers are still getting the short end of the stick. Titus and Bombshell tell a sad story of a friend back from Iraq. Then the Podcast comes off the rails and becomes a "Yard Sale" of subject matter. Fetus tries to Improv and is interrogated. MILDLY INFORMED, FAIRLY ACCURATE...ROUGHLY. THIS IS THE TITUS PODCAST
Don't Let The Elevator Bring You Down
April 19, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 67.1 MBOn the Third Anniversary of Prince's Death, Titus, Bombshell and Guest Thom Tran talk about what made them Prince fans. But that comes after we hear about Thom getting shot IN THE HEAD in Iraq and then going back for another tour. Bombshell brings up the Notre Dame fire, some saw Jesus there (?) and Peasy-E says more than three words. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's right. This is the Titus Podcast.
Fascism For Dummies
April 12, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBWe are slowly being sucked into a fascism vortex with this administration. Titus breaks down the word "Fascism" and proves that we are going to Mussolini town in a hand-basket. We meet the new Combustion gofer Peasy E, and Bombshell hits the news with the old Pope saying pedophile Priests are the fault of Hippies. Willie is back! Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast
THE UPSIDE OF THE DOWNSIDE
April 08, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 31.8 MBMember dis Mondays! We bring you one our favorites with Jeff. This is when we were talking about getting SU made. WE DID IT. Enjoy. After watching a filmed plane wreck where everyone survives Titus and the crew examine how the worst things might end up having a good side. We talk about pretty penis's, horribly embarrassing Bombshell and Titus begs for your help on getting his movie made. (but you knew that was coming) Never unbiased and always unbalanced, this is the TITUS PODCAST
Couples Massage with Grandma
April 05, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBBombshell takes the "Not gonna talk about Armageddon, update" with a hilarious piece about her Grandma and some ancient masseuses. Titus' bitches about being late again and we hear about the best snowboard run of his life. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right, This is the Titus Podcast.
Joke em' If They Can't Take a Fuck
April 01, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 71.7 MBMember Dis' Monday. Titus and Bombshell and Guest host and Ninja Warrior tester Westly Sylvestri. We explain how if you hire a comedian, you can't be pissed at a comedian. We give you the truth about Ninja Warrior and how body destroying the course really is. We discuss Kanye and a women who dies in poop! Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right. This is the Titus Podcast.
The Chaos Dimmer Switch
March 29, 2019 10:30 - 1 hour - 75.2 MBBombshell and Titus are on Vacation so we get a BEST OF TITUS PODCAST. With the world as it is it's actually valid as F. Hard to write about something when there is so much crazy in the world. Titus tries to cover it all and fails miserably. Dennis comes back in a big way much to Fetus's horror and Bombshell takes on the trolls. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right, This is the Titus Podcast.
VOTING WHITES... UH, RIGHTS
March 25, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 31.8 MBWelcome to "Member dis?" mondays on the Titus Podcast. Titus and Bombshell investigate the new voter laws and how the politicians that say they are American go against everything America stands for. Now you can't vote those people out unless you have a birth certificate, drivers license and a DNA sample. There is a sad bacon related death and Willie makes and appearance. Never unbiased and always unbalanced this is the Titus Podcast.
"Our Policy Is..." The Customer Service Okee Doke
March 22, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThe update is about why we accept such unacceptable customer service. Then Titus and Bombshell are joined by Grandma Jean nad Comedian Andrew Rivers to discuss the world and hear from Grandma about back before Airplanes and electricity. Then we het to hear bombshell snore because douchebag Titus recorded it. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's Right, this is the Titus Podcast
George Carlin, A Real Human Being Redux
March 18, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 32.3 MBPlease enjoy this classic Titus Podcast with special guest Kelly Carlin, Get an insight into the mind of George Carlin's comedy genius as well as what he was like as a person. Kelly talks about her one person show and & why George Carlin thought the sun would explode. Always unbalanced and never unbiased, this is The Titus Podcast.
Too Stupid For College? Bribes Work!
March 15, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBIt turns out that rich people pay money to get better stuff than us. They bribe lawyers and judges and even Ivy League schools so their dumb kids can get into a killer school over the poor kid that earned it. Planes are falling out of the sky and the 737 Max 8 and 9 are out for the count until they figure out why these planes commit suicide. AND a woman has an orgasm and a stroke at the same time. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right, This is the Titus Podcast
Dude, Where's My Plastic Explosives?
March 11, 2019 10:00 - 1 hour - 37.5 MBBEST OF TITUS PODCAST MONDAY! The terror world is rocked by five idiots from Ohio. Titus begs the lord for extinction. Stuntman talks Chinese. And Bombshell takes a dump on your hood. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast
Leaving Neverland, Unsurprisingly surprising.
March 08, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.1 MBWell, every once in a while something happens that you knew to be true but didn't want to believe it. Like your ex wife and that dude from her work. We all knew that Michael Jackson did it but none of us wanted to believe it, because, we wanted to get our dance on! Titus and Rae discuss Leaving Neverland and then Titus talks FOREVER about his twitter war with the Tesla-farians. The Bombshell news is as ridiculous as always. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Pod...
Why Do We Worship The Idiots?
March 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 44 MBBONUS TITUS PODCAST! Our Third episode! Christopher Titus - Podcast #3 - Armageddon Update - Titus, Bombshell Rae and Stuntman Tommy try to figure out why Americans (including themselves) have such a fascination with the idiots, doucehbags and reality stars. Titus tells a story of his early days in comedy that involved hitting on a girl and vomiting at the same time. Post your comments on facebook at The Real Christopher Titus.
Michael Cohen, The Rat Chronicles
March 01, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.2 MBWelcome to America in 2019! The Presidents Henchman flips like a pancake and testifies in front of the House of Representatives and it's a cluster-F, for all involved. (well not all.) Bombshell shares her frustration with the senators from the great state of Louisiana and then we get a news story of a couple fined by their home owners association for leaving a penis in the parking lot. I can't explain it! Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast.
Donner Party Vacation or "It's cold, eat me!"
February 22, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBAfter disappearing for a week Titus and Bombshell make it back to the Pod for a update on the vacation that maybe wasn't. Titus fights with a cop and then makes buddies with another. Good Titus, Bad Titus is in effect. We discuss past family Vacations and then Bombshell becomes fascinated with the term "MircoPenis." It ain't good. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right. Titus Podcast
You used your Free speech, here's the bill.
February 21, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBBEST OF TITUS PODCAST THURSDAY! Rosanne, Samantha B, Kathy Griffin, and then we have the President, all have the right to speak freely, three of these people are entertainers and one is the leader of the free world. The Titus Crew talks about the costs of free speech. Fetus gets a job at Disney and we learn about the Penis Ring and Butt plug EMT's in Germany. Because how do you let that go buy? Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right, this is the Titus Podcast.
YOUR ARMAGEDDON UPDATES!
February 08, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBThat's right bitches! There were so many submissions that Bombshell and I picked five and are reading them today on the Podcast. YOUR Armageddon updates. Some were so good we'll do a part two in a couple weeks. We solve all the worlds problems IN ONE PODCAST! Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right.
The Coventry Distraction
January 25, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBThe Podcast is bringing the conspiracy with Special guest Fetus Farmer. FETUS IS BACK! Maybe we are all being manipulated by social media and it's a scam! Ryan and Bombshell bludgeon Titus with what should really be important...changing the names of fire ants. Also how to apply to drive the Weiner mobile! It's a good one. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right. This is the Titus Podcast
Wish We Weren't Here
January 18, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.6 MBThe Armageddon update is a killer today. Titus and Rae try to figure out the world and how this current weirdness got this far. We cover Elvis' alleged panty wrasslin'. Rachel demands to be the "Booper" in the self-checkout lane and Florida brings the stupid level up to an unbelievable height in the Bombshell News. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's Right. Titus Podcast.
The Wall Con-spiracy
January 14, 2019 23:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBTHE GOVERNMENT IS SHUT DOWN! And...no one really seems to notice. Is LESS getting done? Is that possible? Titus and Bombshell discuss the current big time "Wall" distraction and then Bombshell goes deep down the conspiracy hole and explains the end of America. Lil PP stares stunned as his 23 year old mind tries to wrap around it. We took his innocence today, and it's hilarious. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks it's Right. This is the Titus Podcast
Consent-sorship
January 04, 2019 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.3 MBAfter the world loses its mind about CK going after the Parkland kids we analyze the who's, why's and WTF's about it. Bombshell lets us know what she thinks and Titus jumps the white man who is mad that he's being called the White man. Lil PP tries to tell a joke and it goes as well as you'd expect. Fight Stupid or Stupid Thinks it's right. This is the Titus Podcast
Abbott, six pounds of inspiration.
December 28, 2018 11:00 - 45 minutes - 44.4 MBHope you had a good Christmas. Bombshell and Titus didn't. Titus takes this one on himself and Bombshell calls in. If you love Dogs or you don't, this one will get you. This is a rough way to end the year but maybe a good way to start the next one. Come on 2019, don't blow it. Fight Stupid or Stupid thinks it's right. Titus Podcast
Merry Christmas, I apologize...just not for jokes.
December 21, 2018 20:17 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBBombshell and Titus interview Comedian, Ex-Doctor and TV Host MATT ISEMAN from American Ninja warrior. We fix the problem with Political Correctness in comedy by pulling the stick out of everyones butts, after all Matt is a doctor. and discuss how Titus is gonna get his ass handed to him when he runs the course this year, Bombshell can't wait. Fight Stupid or Stupid Thinks it's Right. This is the Titus Podcast.