Chillin N Spillin
233 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratingsYour Weekly source for odd, weird, and down right fucked up news!! Each week Joe and Randy bring you stories from around the world that are sure to bring laughs and fun to your day. They also take a weekly break and shoot the shit about some of the oddest topics around!!
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Ep. 33 Defacing My Property
February 07, 2020 06:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBBefore hitting the news stories we hit up a Randy's Rant. Then we talk about a student locator, how husbands are the headaches wives have, too much cake and some good ole baby writing. All this and more in this weeks episode, enjoy. Linked New Stories More Diapers Please https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc12.com/2020/01/28/florida-daycare-worker-loses-job-after-writing-marker-babys-belly/%3foutputType=amp Honorable Mentions Gas Pump Fight https://kutv.com/news/offbeat/florida-man-arr...
Ep. 32 Banana Jackin
February 01, 2020 03:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBTrapped in Joe's Mind is the opening segment before moving into the great messed up news topics this week. Top stories are a Serial Pooper, Penis tagging, a shitty Dad and a support animal that tastes great. We also threw in a new segment towards the end, hope you stay around long enough to find out what it is. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!! Link News Stories in order of Appearance Cereal Pooper https://www.bolde.com/woman-arrested-pooping-parking-lot/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_med...
Ep. 31 Nuts and Butts, No Coconuts
January 26, 2020 19:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBRandy's Rant, Odd News, and a whole lot of debauchery await you on this weeks journey!!! A rant from Randy opens up this weeks show along with some interesting news on Randy's life. After that we take you into the wonderful world of odd news with a racist pilot, a fish that jumps, some really pretty toilet art, and a little bit of twerking in the parking lot. All of this and more. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!!
Ep. 30 Is That Cocaine
January 19, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBThis week we give you an update and play a game before you bring you the hard hitting news of the week. We cover a horny old turtle, a haunted doll, a three day boner, and some booger sugar you don't want to sniff. Don't forget to like, subscribe and leave a review!!! Links below to stories mentioned https://www.pedestrian.tv/dating/bushfire-donation-dildo/ https://www.kiiitv.com/mobile/article/news/crime/collin-county-sheriffs-office-child-pornography-seized-suspect-arrested/287-c3acaf...
Ep. 29 Nudity and Meth, Great Combo!
January 12, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MBWe start off this week, after some banter, with Trapped in Joe's Mind which Joe meant to bring up at the end of the segment that the quote was totally stolen from a movie. He wanted to bring light to it at the end so Randy could tear him up on it but it didn't happen because what came out of it was way better, so the quote use is from the Movie Hustlers. After that we move on to the news and cover a toe sucker, a pooping teacher, a plane that force lands, a man that makes great coats and me...
Ep. 28 What's Up My Butt!!!
January 05, 2020 01:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBHappy New Year guys!!! We talk about the "best" of 2019, maybe. We also look at the "cure" of cancer, no school without shots, a birthday gift that stings, and some anxiety over a shirt. That's right a shirt. All this and more await you on this weeks CNS News!!! Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and leave a review!!!! Shirt Anxiety https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/boy-10-told-change-shirt-21162627?1 Nutscaping https://www.bolde.com/guys-nutscaping-photographing-balls-beautiful...
Ep. 27 Hungry Asses and Gender Neutral
December 27, 2019 05:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBOn the last episode in 2019, we talk about some gender neutral stuff going on in the world as well as a toilet for work your gonna hate, a bad haircut, some bear sex, and a crazy white lady. We also bring you a Randy's Rant so you can go into next year with all that built up anger just pushed out. Hope you guys enjoy!!! Hungry Ass https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/?ito=social Love My Dog https://www.foxnews.com/us/san-francisco-woman-see...
Ep. 26 Christmas, Dicks and Slaves
December 22, 2019 17:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MBMerry Christmas Everyone!!! On this Christmas episode we play a fun new game and cover the usual idiots you guys expect. A man who's party trick goes wrong, a name carving that isn't quite right, a fish that looks familiar and a teacher that is in some hot water. All this and more on this weeks episode. Please don't forget to like and subscribe!!! Name Carving https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/texas-man-carve-name-girlfriends-forehead-arrest.amp Penis Fish https://www.mirro...
Ep. 25 Dogs, Ducks and Sexy Santa
December 13, 2019 05:00 - 57 minutes - 39.4 MBHappy Holidays everybody listening!!!!! We play a Christmas themed game and then start the usual path down debauchery and hate but talking about a woman who loved her dog, a duck with a problem, an excessive caller, and a bad boob job. Hope you enjoy our crazy antics!!! Don't Forget to like and subscribe!!! No Vagina doctor for you https://trib.al/Z3Bx4fl
Ep. 24 Homeless, Grandmas and a Horny Chick
December 07, 2019 22:00 - 56 minutes - 38.9 MBThis after Thanksgiving episode we talk about how turkey day went and also take a closer look it Joe's mind which is frankly a little scary. We also cover crazy people and the funny ass things they do. We cover a patch women can wear at work, some dumping that has to stop, the Mexican problem, and a Teacher of the Year. Hope you guys are enjoying the podcast and don't forget to like and subscribe!!!
Ep. 23 Turkey Day Craziness
November 27, 2019 22:00 - 49 minutes - 33.7 MBHappy Thanksgiving too all of our listeners out there!!!!! We get into some things we are thankful for and laugh our butts off at what to ask a hooker at the dinner table. We also get to hear a Randy's Rant and talk about some real winners like a Burger King employee that's a witch, a sexy live streaming opportunity and a death lick. As always like and subscribe!!!! Urine Trouble https://twentytwowords.com/doctors-saves-mans-life-by-sucking-urine-from-his-bladder-for-37-minutes-mid-fligh...
Ep. 22 Too Drunk To Make Sense
November 25, 2019 02:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBThis weeks episode holds a drunken quality to it, maybe because we were drunk before we even started recording. Some of the articles we cover don't make sense and we tend to ramble off and not stay on topic. If this is your thing then you are in luck. We attempt to cover stories such as a boy thinking he's spiderman, a food worker looking in, and a man to save mannequins. No service for it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1085861 Magic trick https://metro.co.u...
Ep. 21 A Naked Cop and Princess Boob
November 17, 2019 14:00 - 52 minutes - 36.2 MBIf we have not lost all our listeners yet, we will lost the rest you after this one. Randy's Rant opens up the racist connotation that spreads throughout. We cover great articles talking about more chicken sandwich craziness, the new name for gingerbread cookies, and good place to store your tools and some turkeys that fight back to name a few. Don't forget to like, subscribe, or leave a review!! Chicken Craziness https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/popeyes-violence-continues-after-woman-i...
Ep. 20 Sex, Barney and Doughnuts
November 09, 2019 13:00 - 49 minutes - 33.9 MBA new game segment and some horrible people await you in this weeks show. A hit man for a teen, a snake lover feeling a tight squeeze, a guy using too much meth, and a business idea that goes down. All of this and more!!!! Want more antics? Want more fun? Well subscribe and leave a rating and review!!! Not hearing the articles you want? Well drop us an email [email protected] Sex by Knifepoint https://www.bolde.com/samantha-mears-rape-machete/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Par...
Ep. 19 Mmmm, Olaf
November 03, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MBWe bring you greatness this week in the form of an Olaf doll that you can't bear to "Let It Go", a clit that's large enough to be a man, and New York spreading the "Wealth". And in a huge turn of events, Joe is the one having trouble controlling his liquor. All this and more on this after Halloween Adventure. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!! Not A Child https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.insideedition.com/couple-says-daughter-they-adopted-was-actually-an-adult-woman-56580%3famp Seein...
Ep. 18 Mermaids, Crack and Erections
October 26, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MBThis week we take you down a hilarious road filled with lots of laughs and a little bit of seriousness thrown in the mix. Just a little. We visit news articles from around the world, such as a man who keeps showing a little too much to his neighbors, a rewarding tool for your testicles, and a shit load of apples. Please don forget to like and subscribe. Reward your testies https://www.unilad.co.uk/viral/company-selling-mini-jacuzzi-just-for-your-testicles/?source=facebook Halloween Ban ...
Ep. 17 Plane Sex And Porn
October 19, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBAre you a doomsday prepper? Well you probably won't like Randy after this one!!! After his rant on you doomsday losers, we move to some odd people this week such as a woman who loves planes, a man that can't have the sex he wants and a beat down over some porn??? All this and more are in store for you. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!!
Ep. 16 Condoms Are Reusable
October 12, 2019 14:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBThis week we talk about some real winners. Like this guy who loves baby clothes, some kids robbing more than a grave, a meth purity test, and a guy who thinks Apple made him gay. Of course we start off talking about the stupidest shit every in what do you know Joe but it makes for some laughs. Don't forget to like and subscribe!!! Female Sex Mop https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/sex/ladies-you-can-now-sponge-20393361 Coed Drunk Murder https://www.nydailynews.com/news/...
Ep.15 Exploding Eggs And Flying Milk
October 05, 2019 18:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MBThis week Randy tells us why he hates door to door salesmen or anyone that knocks on his door. We then take you down a fun ride of news topics from mostly Florida, ha ha!!! We cover a murder plot that goes bad, a woman who's WiFi intolerant, some bean dip that'll make you fly high, and a job so good you'd kill for it!! Don't forget to like and subscribe!!! You find us at http://chillnspill.buzzsprout.com/ Or email us at [email protected]
Ep. 14 Bangcocked And Cone Sex
September 28, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBAfter Randy's rant of nonsense, we get down and dirty with some great topics such as a son who lusts for his mom, a tomato angry girl, buried for fun, and even a death by proposal. Don't forget to like and subscribe! Check us out at http://www.chillnspill.buzzsprout.com Or email us at http://[email protected]
Ep. 13 Extracting Sperm and Crepes
September 21, 2019 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.6 MBThis week we cover great new articles such a woman who really loves dogs, a poor fashion choice(according to Randy, pffft), a Crep with a twist ingredient, an emotional Support Clown and much, much more. Don't forget to like and subscribe wherever you hear us. Some Articles and Videos discussed are linked below in order of appearance and segment. What Do You Know Joe? https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.interestingengineering.com/sperm-extractor-now-used-in-clinical-settings-goes-viral Weird ...
Ep.12 Drunk Randy
September 14, 2019 21:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MBSo if the title doesn't give it away, Randy gets very drunk and he does way more spillin then chillin!!! In between the slurs, racism, and woman hating we talk about a man who's double the pleasure, a knife that cuts something you wouldn't expect, lesbians and guns, and vegan hero. And that's just the tip of dick!! Listen so you can hear it all!! Don't forget to like and subscribe. Poop Knife https://daily.shared.com/apparently-lots-of-families-have-poop-knives-and-we-dont-even-know-how-...
Ep. 11 More Rape??? Really???
September 07, 2019 01:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBIf the title doesn't give it away to you I don't what will. That's right, we start this shitty ride with rape and move on to other amazing topics such as Masturbating on the Subway, a Swinger party gone wrong, the popeye's sandwich craze, and a man who loves a cow. And that's because i haven't even mentioned the Quickie segment!!! Enjoy!!! Don't forget to like and subscribe!!!
Ep. 10 Women, Boys, and An Ice Cream Heist
August 30, 2019 22:00 - 46 minutes - 32.3 MBThis week, we dive down the hole, shit deep!!! Aside from a woman taking shit bath, we also cover a dumb ass falling from a balcony, a shirtless man who finds true love, penny stealing priest and a teacher that flunks out. All this and more is in store for you. Enjoy and don't forget to like and subscribe!!! Factory Worker Spiked https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7954270/factory-robot-malfunctions-and-impales-worker-with-10-foot-long-steel-spikes/ Serial Masturbator https://www.nydailynews....
Ep. 9 Hair Removal Gone Wrong!!!
August 23, 2019 22:00 - 49 minutes - 34.1 MBWe start off strong this week with racial and sexual jokes just few minutes in (boy are we winners). We cover a man's preparation for a first date, a woman and her favorite pillow, TV's being left behind, a pet inside yoga pants, Mysterious dolls and much more. Hopefully you can stomach our horrible antics long enough to hear it all. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-26-hospital-after-burning-18966095
Ep. 8 A Bone And A Testicle
August 16, 2019 00:00 - 53 minutes - 36.9 MBToday we discuss the bone that every man wants, beach chickens, the tale of testicles, the bank robbery gone wrong and much more fun that you will like. Like what you hear? Don't forget to check us out on Facebook.
Ep. 7 Whites, Asians, and Everything Inbetween
August 10, 2019 23:00 - 54 minutes - 37.2 MBThis week we take the low road, no surprise, and rag on almost every race and sex. We touch on an ancient object of lust, a mans killer coffee, McDonald's really sucking up the buzz in the UK, a hero in Florida (really!!!), and an obsession that we just don't understand. All this and more antics that we hope you enjoy. Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Ep. 6 Fat Shaming
August 01, 2019 22:00 - 45 minutes - 31.1 MBFat Shaming??? Really??? Do we stoop so low that we fat shame? Well I guess you have to listen and find out for yourself! However we also talk about Forever 21 sending you "surprises", a girlfriend with a secret, border nonsense, and Randy shares a recent movie theater trip.
Ep. 5 No Where But Up
July 26, 2019 00:00 - 55 minutes - 38.3 MBFlorida is where we start our crazy ride today and we go all over the place. From women problems, men being abused and even some bones found in a holy place, we take you on a hilarious trip. Tons of fun so long as you aren't easily offended.
Road Wackiness
July 19, 2019 00:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBOn Today's show, if you can survive Randy's boring panhandling story, we talk about a domestic dispute, sharp scissors, and several stories of some of the "best" drivers on the road.
Jerking, Inserting, Oh Snap
July 11, 2019 23:00 - 42 minutes - 29.2 MBToday we discuss a loud snap that turns heads, grass that doesn't help you escape, a moving violation on a train, ice cream with a yellow tint, a man's last visit to Sea World, and why you don't say no to sex with your woman. All this and more in the crazy stories this week.
Rape, Murder, and Mickey D's
July 05, 2019 00:00 - 44 minutes - 30.5 MBBugs on a Plane, A girls porn night gone wrong, a bad food order, and the truth about how Randy feels about dogs.
Pool Toys and Barbecue
June 28, 2019 00:00 - 42 minutes - 29.4 MBOn our first episode we cover stories about pool toy problems, women who really loved their child, a mild skin flaking and much more.