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Cheryl Sings: Countin’ Skin Tags on my LYUPS
March 31, 2017 03:15 - 4.14 MBDownload MP3 LENGTH: 2:36 SYNOPSIS The first post in almost 4 YURS is a wonderful song for all my listenturds! This is my version of the Statler Brothers “Flowers On The Wall”. Lyrics and album ark by the amazing LIN … Continue reading →
Music Video & Song: Walls Fall Out
October 30, 2013 01:40 - 5.67 MBThe original amazing vid (aidsbove) was REMOVED from youtube!!! Good thing I also had a krispy version on Vimeo: The AMAZING Gladys Freak wrote, directed, and PROLEduced this lapse INDUCING song and even more amazing MUSIC VIDEO! Learn about Cheryl’isms, … Continue reading →
Cheryl Sings: How Deep Is My LAPSE?
June 07, 2013 16:38 - 5.5 MBLENGTH: 4:07 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of the BEE GEEz’s How Big Is YER Love. Lyrics and album ark by my grrrl LIN FERNO. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTurdz!*
WH-MiniGRUM: As Seen on TV SkeenTag MESH Lint Vac
March 04, 2013 04:18 - 16.7 MBLENGTH: 14:29 SYNOPSIS Anothee minigrum™®© featuring a call to AS SEEN ON TEEVEE to axe the HORD questions about produks like SKINTAG REMOVER, MagicMesh,LINT Lizard and the WAXvak!
WH-MiniGRUM Yuma(az)loight
February 03, 2013 04:01 - 13.3 MBLENGTH: 11:31 SYNOPSIS NYEA a minigrum™®© fer ya featurding a caull to the wonderful YUMAloight to axe them some questions about their PRODUK. WEUWEU INSPIRATION infomercialmercial: Looks pretty normal to maids! Anyone want turd make me a rylchy pic with … Continue reading →
WH-MiniGRUM Post XMas
December 26, 2012 15:40 - 3.79 MBLENGTH: 4:09 SYNOPSIS A post-XMAS minigrum for my GRRLS, including a short story about WALGREEN tunaFEESH seasoning my new CASTIRONpanpan.
Cheryl Sings: Edge of Borty
July 10, 2011 03:56 - 4.35 MBAmazing Cover Art by CheekyTrousers! LENGTH: 4:23 SYNOPSIS Cheryl sings her version of LADY KAKA’s Edge of Glore-aids. Crowd Sourced™®© Lyrics by @Patriekgud and Jaime Shade. *Sing Along With Rylch! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill … Continue reading →
WH-MiniGRUM 4-2-11
April 02, 2011 17:19 - 32.5 MBAlbum Ark by James LENGTH: 28:21 SYNOPSIS NYEA a random imprompTURD minigrum with intro in bafroom and phone chak with MADGE WEINSTEIN. WEU. eat mai. LINKS: Jaimeshade wrote and mixed the amazing BORN THIS WHEY Protein Powdee™® Commercial FRIEND … Continue reading →
VIDEO: Pain A Prolapse
October 15, 2010 02:10 - 9.3 MB VideoLENGTH: 3:07 SYNOPSIS This is an amazing video and song by xdope featuring SYLVIA BROWNEbrown answering Cheryl’s question on her WEBINAR about Cheryl’s HORRIBLE medical condition: A PROLAPSE. Also features a RAP response by animated CHERYL & Cameo by Ragan … Continue reading →
WH94: Catheters 4 Sylvia Epic Grum
October 11, 2010 04:36 - 126 MBAlbum Ark by James LENGTH: 1:31:35 SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about getting some catheters, daybuts xdope song, Sylvia mess, minigrum highlights, bradlaids clyups, many A+ random clyups, and so much moar! Call Rylch @ 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
WH93: Incinerating Returned Depends & Riding TEH CTAids
April 02, 2010 02:04 - 49.8 MBAlbum Ark by James LENGTH: 54:21 GUESTS: Why don’t CHA listen to teh grum? HOW HEAVY IS THAT?! SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a new HOT toilet, follows up with teh DEPENDS folks, & calls CTA Lost & Found and to … Continue reading →
VIDEO: Sexy Chak LOIN
February 18, 2010 03:28 - 11.8 MB VideoLENGTH: 2:20 SYNOPSIS An amazing video & song created by listener xdope from material in WH83&84 “Sexy Chak LOIN”.
WH92: Cheryl’s Smoke Assassin is OK OK 4 Blaque History MONF
February 13, 2010 21:47 - 86.3 MBDootie Monsturd Album Ark by James LENGTH: 1:02:30 GUESTS: Cheryl, Steven, blaques, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks in a catalogue & 1 she saw on TV. Plus she reads craigslist ads, a post from an eating disorders syke, … Continue reading →
Cheryl’s Holiday Classics
December 16, 2009 22:36 - 35.2 MBLENGTH: 27:29 SYNOPSIS Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks … Continue reading →
Cheryl Sings: Pro Lapse (The Prolapsed Whore Picture Show)
November 26, 2009 20:09 - 4.67 MB(Compare to original album ark) LENGTH: 3:21 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings the SEMINAL song “Time Warp” from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show and gives it her signature touch. This version is called “Pro Lapse” and is from “The Prolapsed Whore … Continue reading →
WH: Cheryl Sings- What The World Needs Now (is Lapse)
November 23, 2009 05:44 - 3.45 MB(Compare to Burt’s album ark) LENGTH: 2:28 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Burt Bacharach’s classic “What the World Needs Now (is Love)” and gives it her signature touch. *Lyrics in iTurds!
WH91: Sleep Numberin’ Bare With Rylch
November 15, 2009 06:38 - 37.2 MBLENGTH: 26:41 GUESTS: Sleep number guy & Bare Essentials gal. LYUPS. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about a sleep number bed for her obese friend, and about makeup for her other trans-mess-tight friend. Plus lots of great clips, a craigslist ad, and … Continue reading →
WH: Cheryl Sings- D.I.C.K
November 10, 2009 13:18 - 5.32 MBAlbum Ark By Vince! LENGTH: 3:49 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings D.I.C.K, a promotional song for her very own Daycare Institutions Caring For Kids (DICK), which she is the president of. The Village People would be proud! *Lyrics in iTurds!
Cheryl Sings: Underneath Your Folds
November 09, 2009 02:56 - 5.54 MBLENGTH: 3:37 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Underneath Your Folds” in honor of Shrockbella Mortinstein & all the other fatties of the world. PLUS Lyrics in iTurds! *Parody of Shakira’s “Underneath Your Clothes”. Thanks to Jaime Shade for helping with the lyrics!
WH90: Injrid Tweezin And Pleasin With Moisturizer
November 02, 2009 03:49 - 25.8 MBLENGTH: 18:44 GUESTS: Lynda, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some produks for her freshly shaved & tweezed LYUPS. Plus smoker face, Hypnotize ‘naids, Welford Mayor remix, & more! Tweez that lyup honaids. Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The Smoker … Continue reading →
WH89: U Gotta Depend On Slim Necklines & BM
October 18, 2009 03:36 - 26.9 MBLENGTH: 29:19 GUESTS: Ms Depend, Mr Neckloin Slimwhore, Fatboygetdowns, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about Depends, sings a children’s poop motivation song, calls about the neckline-slimmer produk, and talks to a youtube fattie. WOWOWO! Call the lyups line 206-666-LYPS! LINKS: The … Continue reading →
WH88: Cheryl’s Gotta Fight For The Enema Bidets & Personal Saunas
October 13, 2009 00:05 - 30.3 MBLENGTH: 33:03 GUESTS: Bidet salesman, Sauna salesman, & voicemails (Spitlord, Ben from NY, 1turd Wisdumb, Windowlicker). SYNOPSIS Cheryl makes 2 phone calls: bio bidet & personal sauna. Plus lots of A++ clyups, voicemails & rylch does an anti-abortion duet with … Continue reading →
WH87: Resolving Cheryl’s ‘bortion Debt
September 07, 2009 01:05 - 21.7 MBLENGTH: 23:39 GUESTS: Debt Resolution Center employees, including douche Chase. SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks to a douche at teh Debt Resolution Cenurd about her credik card and medical debtz. Jaime Shade remix of youtube’s Timaya w/Madge Weinstein. Plus othurd clyups ‘n … Continue reading →
WH86: Stayin Prolapsed For Hamhocker Schlammer [repost]
August 22, 2009 19:06 - 22.7 MBLENGTH: 24:45 GUESTS: Hamhocker Schlammer woman in Ohio, various listenturds, 1turd, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings “Stayin Lapsed”, calls Hamhocker Schlammer about produks, voicemails, Jaime Shade proletein powdee remix, etc. Call 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Jaime Shade (who made the Proletein Powdee remix).
WH: Cheryl Sings- AIDSy Queen
August 12, 2009 03:48 - 3.27 MBLENGTH: 3:33 Cheryl Sings the ABBA classic “Dancing Queen” but changes it to “AIDSy Queen”. Lapsetastic and complete WITH LYRICS (in the iTurds)! WOWOWOW. Lyrics by Jaime Shade.
WH85: Weighing Fat, Fetus, & Lady’s Parts
July 29, 2009 03:59 - 36 MBLENGTH: 39:18 GUESTS: Man selling scales, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS A sexy variety of Rylch today- body dedications, prank caull about scales, an interview with LADY RAPTASTIC, and a lacist remix of Madge Weinstein done by Jaime Shade. Call 206-666-LYPS. … Continue reading →
WH84: Cheryl’s Werkin Teh SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 2
July 15, 2009 04:39 - 56.6 MBLENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Jaime Shade & lots of mens SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s calls to the chak loin continue with lots of sexy messy talk. Nothing is too taboo for Rill, she’s getting off teh mens with all manner of things, including … Continue reading →
WH83: Cheryl’s SEXY Chak LOIN Pt 1
June 30, 2009 03:10 - 59 MBLENGTH: 1:04:25 GUESTS: Lots of sexy mens; Jaime; Mikeypod (& his explosion) SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls a “chat line” where women talk free & Lots of messy, sexy chatting ensues. Of course Rill’s extra dirty talk includes ‘bortions, ‘lapse, & panny … Continue reading →
WH82: Nutritional Methless Produks And Chicken TetrazzinI
April 05, 2009 04:30 - 12.2 MBLENGTH: 13:21 GUESTS: Some gal at World Class Nutrition and a mayn at Urine ‘b Gone. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls about some nutrition produks and learns about weightloss without teef damage, how heating skin burns fat cells, and much more. She … Continue reading →
WH81: Cleanin Panny & Curin Cancer With Miracle II
March 18, 2009 04:23 - 27.7 MBLENGTH: 30:11 GUESTS: The nice folks making & selling Miracle II SYNOPSIS Cheryl investigates another produk! This time she calls to find out more info about Miracle II & as usual asks lots of good questions. PLUS a special HONEY … Continue reading →
WH80: Sick-L Cell Raptastic & Rillz Kanser
February 25, 2009 00:21 - 26.4 MBLENGTH: 28:51 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic & Rill talk about sickle cell, cancer, diabetis, i’sure’ins, poopin on xrays, pooping blankets, madge’s racism continues, Oprah’s aureolas, gray skin, & sicklecell. PLUS Stapler! Call 206-666-LYPS LINKS:
WH: Cheryl Sings- I Wanna Tan With Somebody
January 20, 2009 03:27 - 6.6 MBAlbum Ark By Debra Wilkerson! See Whitney’s Version here. LENGTH: 4:43 SYNOPSIS Cheryl Sings Whitney Houston’s Classic “I Wanna Dance With Somebody”, cheryl style! PLUS Lyrics in iTurds!
WH79: Prayergasming With Bonnie & Jesus
January 17, 2009 21:08 - 17.7 MBLENGTH: 12:51 GUESTS: Bonnie SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s Fiber 2 commercial; Cheryl calls JD Jakes Ministries to find out if god is punishing her for what she did when she was 10, her diabetis, seeing pussy, poopin panny, and keepin her baby. … Continue reading →
WH78: Building A Better, Blaquer & Lapsed Economy
January 14, 2009 06:08 - 36.4 MBLENGTH: 26:28 GUESTS: Build A Bear Employee, Lady Raptastic, Debra Wilkerson, Crowned Christian Woman SYNOPSIS Craigslist; More DICK advice; getting a dog restuffed@ build A bear; Discussion w/Lady Rap (Madge’s racism); debra calls about gophR & shapeNtone; Dan Savage Don’t … Continue reading →
WH77: Glass Thermometers In Ali’s Meatus
January 05, 2009 05:44 - 66.5 MBLENGTH: 48:25 GUESTS: Ali Mahajani, 1/2 Ton Teen Characturds, Madge, Etc SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Ali Mahajani and gets an update on his life (cock stuffing, 1guy1jar reaction, Mr Hands Reaction & more). PLUS D.I.C.K. Presents Advice For Parents! CALL THE … Continue reading →
WH76: 700 Club Prayer Orgasms For Poopy Panty & Stillburth
December 30, 2008 15:52 - 19 MBLENGTH: 13:48 GUESTS: Joy SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls teh 700 club’s prayer counseling hotloin and gets prayer for her friends, her stillburth, panty pooping, lapse, & more. Plus PRAYERGASM. Cheryl’s Raciest Call Yet? CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:
WH75.5: Jackin In NightShirts & Squirtin Them Dooty
December 30, 2008 02:37 - 16.7 MBLENGTH: 12:08 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl gets an update from Madge on some of the matters covered in the previous episode, including DS, nightshirt, and other smelly bits. Plus old people ramble, WENSDAY, MMHMM, and bags. Eat my cunnie. … Continue reading →
WH75: Party Planning & Sniffin Panty
December 21, 2008 05:12 - 46.4 MBLENGTH: 50:39 GUESTS: Madge Weinstein. SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls Madge & they talk about cheryl’s new business, cancer BBQ, doody squirt, panty sniffing, roses, roids, 1cheryl1hole, melton, xmass roids, diabetis foot, and more! CALL THE LYUPS LINE! 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: Goatse’s “Camel … Continue reading →
WH74: Scooping Rabbit Turds & Jitterbugs
December 16, 2008 03:30 - 64 MBLENGTH: 46:37 GUESTS: Andy Melton; Ian. SYNOPSIS Cheryl asks a morbidly obese, housebound yng man about scooping out rabbit turds from his ‘roidy asshole, Pink washcloths, and other things. Cheryl calls to find out more info about a phone for … Continue reading →
WH73: Scooping Oprah’s Poop With Poondaggers
October 12, 2008 04:17 - 71.7 MBLENGTH: 52:14 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic. SYNOPSIS Lady Raptastic joins Rill again. Opera & Gayle, talking blaque @teh bus stop, Indian food fills toilets, scooping the poop, poondaggers, abortion, and shitting daisyDOOks. Plz2Caull 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
WH72.50: Taint Dead Naids
October 09, 2008 01:32 - 2.95 MBLENGTH: 6:15 GUESTS: None. SYNOPSIS Cheryl Aint Dead, just busAIDS… so she’s phone’in something in. Why she so busAIDS? Abortion. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS:
WH72: Small World, Big Lyups
September 14, 2008 15:10 - 38.5 MBLENGTH: 28:00 GUESTS: Lady Raptastic, Madge Weinstein, etc. SYNOPSIS Cheryl chats with Lady Rap, covering children, coonmichael, racism, shitting panty, movies, and floppy gym dick. Call these lyups and leave a message: 206-666-LYPS. LINKS: FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK, BITCH!
WH71: Cheryl LOVES Tropical Vacations
August 13, 2008 03:08 - 37.9 MBLENGTH: 27:35 GUESTS:April & Louis Simmons At Tropical Travel, Lady Raptastic, etc. SYNOPSIS Listenturd Aaron gets tons of faxes at work about CHEAP vacations so I called to claim my 99 dollar vacation. Hilarity ensues. Plus, craigslyst ads, ladyrap, NELL, … Continue reading →
WH70: Depends Which Spoon You Left At Starbucks
August 05, 2008 03:42 - 54.2 MBLENGTH: 39:25 GUESTS:Grizelda, Man at Gay Tanning Playce, Starbux Employees, Jason, & More! SYNOPSIS Cheryl’s been losin’ things & calls starbucks. Plus she calls a tanning salon in boystown chicago, talks with Grizelda, calls into her friend Jason’s radio show … Continue reading →
WH69: Jean Backpacks Full of Depends & Gym Memberships
July 16, 2008 04:01 - 10.9 MBLENGTH: 15:53 GUESTS:The Helpful People At The Gym, Lady Raptastic on VM SYNOPSIS Cheryl forgets her backpack with depends at the gym & calls to have them look for it. Plus, she finds out about a gym membership and asks … Continue reading →
WH68: Testing The Waters While Cauterizing Lyups
July 08, 2008 13:59 - 65.2 MBLENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS I spoke again with my friend Adam & she couldn’t keep it 2gether. While Adam craks I tell whore many stories about my life, my lapse, and what it’s like being yung. Locker rooms, corn, partial … Continue reading →
Cheryl Guest Appearence- Impromptu Commode
July 04, 2008 13:42My good (and very obese) friend Andy Melton asked for my help the other day in telling some stories that involved him shitting his man-panty/pant. Since I yam obviously a fan of such shanty-stories, I rushed at the opportunity much … Continue reading →
WH67: 1turd’s Facial Wasting Taste Like Watermelon
July 02, 2008 19:00 - 80.9 MBLENGTH: 58:55 GUESTS:Lady Raptastic & Adam CoonMichael SYNOPSIS Cheryl talks with Lady Raptastic about many things. Sq Watermelon, Fetus poop, rupaul dishing, tubgurl, P and J werds, feedblaque, 1turd, and a sepcial conversation with Adam CoonMichael. Call the LYUPS line: … Continue reading →
WH66: Prole Choice-To Abort or Not, That IS The Question (Minisode)
June 25, 2008 15:49 - 10.2 MBLENGTH: 7:25 GUESTS:Pregnancy Hotline (LOVE LINE) Workwhore SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls the LOVE line again to ask for advice about her pregnant situation and asks why god keeps punishing her with the curse of pregnancy, asscunt, and being so beautiful. Call … Continue reading →
WH65: Still Hovering Round & Axin Bout Medical Supplies
June 18, 2008 20:49 - 31 MBLENGTH: 22:35 GUESTS:Pplz SYNOPSIS Cheryl calls back the folks at Hoverround to ask more questions & THEN calls to axe some questions about a bunch of medical supplies. WERK THAT PHONE CHERYL! Call the LYUPS line: 206-666-LYPS LINKS: Cheryl’s “myspace” … Continue reading →