Cereal Killers
474 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 453 ratingsTwo guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!
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Chocolate Porn
February 08, 2021 12:00 - 19 minutes - 45.7 MBWhile the title may sound exciting, it’s simply because of the font on the mediocre box of chocolate cereal from Lidl. We’ll also check out the brand new Chocolate Strawberry Cheerios, and some espresso granola from our friends at Love Crunch. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Kind of a Letdown
February 01, 2021 12:04 - 17 minutes - 15.7 MBWith so many new cereals out now, this episode should have been better, but it is just ok. We tried the new Premier Protein Cereal from Post…ehhh. Then on to some listener supplied Coconut Flakes from Wegman’s, and another underwhelming Greenwise Cereal. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Holy Onions!
January 25, 2021 12:00 - 22 minutes - 52.5 MBThis could be a record…2 cereals that make us gag! Yay! First a mediocre new cereal From Kellogg’s in partnership with Crayola -- Jazzberry…we’ll leave that there. Then, on to another awful cereal from Andrew’s Aunt Barbara. After that…we’ll take a trip to Korea for perhaps the worst cereal of all time! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
All New…All The Time!
January 18, 2021 12:09 - 19 minutes - 44 MBThis was supposed to be a wonderful episode crammed with all-new cereal, and it is…minus the wonderful part. Andrew’s mic was not engaged until about halfway through, so enjoy this mess of audio boosting until about 10 minutes in. However, we get to try NEW Chocolate Honey-Comb, NEW Special K Blueberry, and NEW Sesame Street C Is For Cinnamon cereals! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
So, What’s New? Nothing.
January 11, 2021 12:00 - 21 minutes - 50.2 MBBecause of logistics, Andrew could not come into the studio and had to use the cereal sitting around his house. So, in this episode, we’ll try the elusive Frosted Mini Wheats Maple Brown Sugar, then 2 others that must be so awful, we can’t even remember what they were for this description. Something with twigs. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Finally...2021!
January 04, 2021 12:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBWelcome to a new year, but the same old Andrew. Kidding. In this episode, we'll try an interesting new Nature's Path cereal...Purple Açai! Then an underwhelming granola from Brad, and an old favorite...Scooters! This time, Honey Nut. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal?!?
December 28, 2020 12:00 - 18 minutes - 41.6 MBYes! Chocolate Eggo Waffle Cereal!!! It is pretty friggin' good! So many great new cereals this year, and this is the last one. After that, we'll try an interesting concoction from Nature's Path...then a bland throw away from Cascadian Farm. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Surprisingly Awful!
December 21, 2020 12:00 - 17 minutes - 39.5 MBFor some reason, Scotty thought the peanut butter chocolate chip flavor of the new Larabar Cereal would be delicious! Not so much. Then onto another failure from Greenwise and a pretty solid fruity Malt-O-Meal knock-off. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andy Is Back! (On Zoom)
December 14, 2020 11:55 - 22 minutes - 51.3 MBIn this mess of an episode, both Andrew and Danielle will join Scotty via Zoom for some craptastic audio! Danielle only has the new Elf On The Shelf Candy Cane Cookie Cereal, so, we’ll go there first. Then we’ll move on to some knock-off Aldi & Lidl cereals. One great, one…not so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andy Misses Creme Pies
December 07, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 45.5 MBSadly, Andrew was unable to be a part of this episode, so our friends Nate and Skeery hop on board to help out! Come along as we try the brand new Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal from Kellogg’s! Then we’ll move on to a few HBOO knock-offs…one from Mom’s Best, and another from Lidl. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
The Wonderworks Experience
November 30, 2020 12:00 - 19 minutes - 45.6 MBIt’s named that because Andy said so. Scotty’s title would have been better. In this episode, we’ll try the yet to be released, brand new Keto cereal from General Mills called Wonderworks. We tried the Chocolate and Peanut Butter. If you like awful cereal or can’t eat good cereal, you’ll like this. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
A Visit From Elmo
November 23, 2020 12:00 - 22 minutes - 51.9 MBDanielle joins us this time around to check out the brand new Sesame Street Cereal from General Mills! Then, we’ll move on to some generic Froot Loops from WalMart and another great Love Crunch granola variety! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Crunchy Kids
November 16, 2020 12:01 - 19 minutes - 44.3 MBAnother brand new, before you can buy it cereal review! In a first for Cheerios, there is actually something other than Os in the box…strawberries! Even Andrew likes them! Then onto another berry granola from Clif, and a Crunchberry knock-off from Millville. We were so busy feeding stale cereal to Andrew, we forgot to rate it…4 Bowls for Andrew, and 3 for Scotty. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
DunkAroos!!!
November 09, 2020 11:54 - 21 minutes - 50.1 MBSecret Squirrel Joel hooks us up with new DunkAroos Cereal from General Mills before it hits stores! Finally…we are a cereal podcast that can bring you a new cereal before anyone else! It’s pretty friggin’ good, by the way! Danielle is along for the ride as we also try a great Malt-O-Meal knock-off and some incredibly awful coffee granola. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Pair Of Pillows
November 02, 2020 12:06 - 21 minutes - 49.1 MBAn episode of all-listener supplied cereals from Whole Foods. Scotty is not thrilled at the beginning, but slowly comes around. The pillow cereals turn out to be pretty ok…the last one, however, not so much. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Sesquicentennial!
October 26, 2020 11:00 - 21 minutes - 48.3 MBThat’s a big word…but it mean it’s our 150th episode!!! Fireworks? Confetti? Celebration? Nah…none of that – Just Scotty & Andrew trying the much anticipated brand new Elf cereal from General Mills, along with some Halloween favorites, Spooky Froot Loops and Reese’s Puffs Bats. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Who Eats Spelt?
October 19, 2020 11:06 - 21 minutes - 49.4 MBCertainly many of you have never heard of Spelt…Andrew hasn’t…but that’s not saying much. We’ll try some boring spelt flakes…then some more boring flakes from Kind, and a kinda ok granola from Cascadian Farm. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Josh’s Frosted Rolls
October 12, 2020 10:58 - 23 minutes - 53.5 MBKind of a strange way to describe loops, but rolls it is! We’ll try that new limited edition cereal exclusive to Buffalo, NY…plus we’ll check out another awful cereal from Barbara (why do we keep doing this??) and the just released Retro Recipe Golden Grahams! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Bursting With Nuts
October 05, 2020 11:00 - 22 minutes - 52.2 MBThe new one in this bunch may be a bit obscure, but it is pretty delicious! Then a very nutty cereal from Jordans, and something really awful from the west coast. Plus, this time Andrew will cram some stale Cereal Vault cereal down Scotty’s pie hole. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Sit Andy Sit…Good Dog!
September 28, 2020 11:00 - 23 minutes - 54.1 MBYeah…Andrew didn’t know what show Family Ties was, so it is imperative that he is messed with. On the cereal side, we’ll try another new Kind cereal, and 2 different crisped rice cereals – one has to do with a dumb Koala, and the other a Wal-Mart rip off. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Watch This One! (Maybe)
September 25, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 44.8 MBApparently, you should be able to watch this episode on YouTube…good luck! We’ll try what Scotty thought was a fall cereal, along with an awesome cereal from Malt-O-Meal and some not so awesome granola from Cascadian Farm. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
The Queen Returns
September 21, 2020 11:00 - 22 minutes - 50.6 MBThis episode’s new cereal is a Puffins cereal from Barbara!!! Actually, it’s not that bad! We’ll also try another cereal from Jordans, and Mom’s Best comes through yet again! Plus, we’ll head into the cereal vault, and that won’t end well. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andy Just Can’t Stop
September 18, 2020 11:01 - 21 minutes - 49.3 MBYeah…Scotty’s a dope and thought it was “Mindcraft”…it’s not. This episode features the new MINECRAFT Cereal from Kellogg’s, along with some organic stuff from Target, and a nasty supermarket bean cereal. Enjoy! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andy’s Just Not Into It Anymore
September 14, 2020 11:02 - 23 minutes - 54.8 MBAndrew titled this one himself! We’ve been looking forward to the new Funfetti cereal for quite awhile…do we like it??? We’ll kill some time getting there. Then, Andrew spits out some of Mom’s Best, and shocker! Another Kashi cereal…this one’s transitional! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andrew Doesn’t Care
September 11, 2020 11:00 - 21 minutes - 48.6 MBMore examples that Andrew is just here for the “free” cereal (that Scotty pays for). Still no website, no show promotion and no cool merch. That’s cool…you just sit over there on your millennial device as we try some Chocolate, Maple & Berry cereals. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andy’s Happy Belly
September 07, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 44.4 MBWhat a surprise! Another episode Andrew didn’t record for YouTube! Oh well…as long as his belly is happy…and it is with another cereal from Amazon. We’ll also try another in the new line of Kind Cereals, and something we really wanted to like, from Engine 2 Foods. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
New & Improved!
September 04, 2020 11:00 - 17 minutes - 39.9 MBWe’re not being lazy, because these 3 cereals have changed their recipes, so technically, they are new! We’ll relive Corn Pops, Chocolate Frosted Flakes, and our friends at Post have re-released Chips Ahoy Cereal…which we love! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Cheese Puffs
August 31, 2020 11:00 - 24 minutes - 55.7 MBDid you even know Kind made cereal?? We just found out too. We’ll try Apple Cinnamon today. Then on to some Far Out Fruities from Target’s Market Pantry, and Barbara is back! Once again, Andrew thinks they taste like cheese puffs. They don’t. He’s a dope. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Na-Nu Na-Nu
August 28, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 45.3 MBWe tried so hard to have Danielle on this episode, but we just couldn’t get the Zoom audio to work. You’d think that wouldn’t be an issue with a Millennial on the show, right? Anywho…we’ll finally try the new Star Wars Mandalorian Cereal from General Mills, plus some more listener supplied cereals from Wegmans and Amazon’s Happy Belly. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Mighty Fine
August 24, 2020 11:00 - 21 minutes - 50.1 MBIf you don’t like hearing Scotty & Andrew bicker with each other, maybe skip this one. Probably would have been a good episode for Andrew to record for YouTube – oh well. This episode features a new Kashi By Kids Cereal, as well as another bland Greenwise variety…plus, a nice visit from Barbara! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Time To Make The Donuts
August 21, 2020 11:00 - 16 minutes - 38.8 MBWell, it took awhile, but we finally got our hands on the new Dunkin’ Cereals. Our secret squirrel Joel hooked us up! Scotty isn’t a fan of coffee flavored things, so we’ll see how this goes. We’ll also head back to the 90s for a bit to make Andrew crazy. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Nutin’ Honey
August 17, 2020 10:57 - 18 minutes - 41.9 MBIt takes awhile, but Andrew finally triggers Scotty to dig out a cereal commercial from the 80’s. Even if you are a millennial like Andrew, YOU have certainly heard of it. As far as eating, we’ll follow Toucan Sam’s nose, it always knows…plus another Cascadian Farm cereal we probably won’t like, and we’ll travel to Korea for some Jolly Pong! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
R.I.P. Walter
August 14, 2020 11:12 - 27 minutes - 62.1 MBThis alone should have gotten Andrew kicked off the podcast. We wanted to celebrate the life of Wilford Brimley…the guy that supplied us with many soundbites…whether it be his Diabetes, or his love of Quaker – Andrew couldn’t even remember his name. Wow. In his honor, we’ll try an all-new awesome cereal from Quaker, plus some other old man crap. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Cinnamon Squares
August 10, 2020 11:00 - 23 minutes - 53.7 MBDéjà vu? Perhaps. We’ve done an episode like this before, but there are so many Cinnamon Toast Crunch rip-offs, and our listeners so graciously keep sending them to us…so, what the hell? Here’s another. We’ll take a look at some squares from Publix, Wegmans and Amazon. Who knew Amazon had their own cereal brand??? Now you do. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Swiss Bliss
August 07, 2020 10:58 - 22 minutes - 50.9 MBWe’ll start off with another boring box of Cascadian Farm…then on to a delicious Malt-O-Meal graham cereal, and a listener supplied Swiss “pillow” cereal that Andrew loves, and the curmudgeon thinks is just OK. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Buenas Noches
August 03, 2020 11:00 - 25 minutes - 58.1 MBYou’ll understand the title about 2 minutes in…but it has nothing to do with cereal. Once we get into it, we’ll try Oatmeal Crisp from General Mills, along with another Kashi Go! Then we’ll end up with a surprisingly delicious Love Crunch. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
The Throwaway
July 31, 2020 11:00 - 17 minutes - 40.9 MBWhile technically we have done both of these cereals way back in the day (last year), they have been altered a bit, so we felt we needed an update. Cocoa Puffs discretely got smaller, and Cookie Crisp now has “30% More Chips”. We’ll see about that. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Cereal Remix
July 27, 2020 11:00 - 20 minutes - 47.7 MBSo while Scotty doesn’t allow mixing of cereals, when it already comes together, we have no choice but to review it. So, we’ll check out the new Kellogg’s Mash Up of Frosted Flakes & Froot Loops, and we’ve invited Danielle along to help us out. Plus, we’ll take a look at another “Great Berry” cereal, and the Kashi Go cereals roll on… Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Strawberry Fields ForNever
July 24, 2020 11:00 - 21 minutes - 48.4 MBScotty throws together some more strawberry cereals for this episode, and we all know how much Andrew loves strawberry! There’s an appearance from Kashi, and some homeless turtle will make a splash…in the garbage can as Andrew vomits from it. Plus some Gen X/Millennial jabs back and forth as we all love being back together! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Should’ve Been A Bonus
July 20, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 44 MBThis episode definitely should have been a Wednesday Bonus episode, based on the new cereal, but the timing just didn’t work out. Let’s blame Andrew! Cookies & Creme Krispies are here!!! Perhaps we were a little too excited…but they are pretty good! Just to even it out, we’ll head back to 1908 with Uncle Sam, and most likely spit that out. Oh, and did you know Scotty lived in Iowa?? Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Cereal Brothers
July 17, 2020 11:00 - 28 minutes - 64.9 MBSo excited, for many reasons! First off, Andrew is back in studio with Scotty, and the very talented musician and Jonas Brothers team member Greg Garbowski is with us! A cereal enthusiast, Greg will help us preview the brand new Honey Maid Grahams Cinnamon Cereal from Post, along with his favorite cereal, Jordans Country Crisp with Strawberries. We’ll top it off with a maple cereal from Freedom Foods, whose bark is worse than its bite. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreak...
Checked Out
July 13, 2020 11:00 - 12 minutes - 29.3 MBAndrew is in a beach house full of people, and is obviously not into doing this episode. That, combined with 2 crappy cereals make this one of the shortest episodes we’ve ever done. Sorry. However, we’ll check out White Chocolate Macadamia granola from Clif, and some shredded wheat something or other from Kashi that gets lodged in Scotty’s gums. Good times. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
The Very First One
July 08, 2020 11:00 - 13 minutes - 31.8 MBOK…we’re sorry. It’s vacation week and we got lazy. However, see how far we’ve come! We’re playing back the very first episode from May of 2019…with the classic Trix, and the now discontinued Banana Crème Frosted Flakes. Next episode will be brand new…promise! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Livin’ On A Prayer
July 01, 2020 11:00 - 13 minutes - 30 MBApologizing right up front that this one is short. We only had 2 granolas to do here, and Andrew did not rip on Scotty quite as much as we would have liked. In any event, while Scotty is still in the City, Andrew is lounging at a beach house in New Jersey full of drunk millennials…one even stumbles over to give a review! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
The Fighting Episode
June 26, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 43.7 MBSo…we really fight like siblings in this one. It actually takes 9 minutes before we get to the first cereal. Sorry ‘bout that. Eventually, we’ll try a delicious new granola from Nature Valley, then one we could do without from Cascadian Farm, and one we couldn’t even swallow. Maybe we really do need a vacation. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Andrew Is Cuckoo!
June 22, 2020 12:19 - 17 minutes - 39.7 MBWe sure are glad Sonny couldn’t sleep one night and decided to bake brownies at 2 in the morning! While Cocoa Puffs Brownie Crunch has been around before, it disappeared for a while, and now it’s back! Will it score 5 Bowls??? Then we will move onto some weird concoction from Nature’s Path…ehhh. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Chemistry
June 19, 2020 11:00 - 18 minutes - 42.1 MBToday we’ll try some fruity Annie’s that Scotty is convinced we’ve done before…then a disappointing Kashi and the final (for now) knock-off cereal from Millville. We’ll throw in some random song clips that Andrew doesn’t know…and we’ve got a show! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
What Kind Of Bowl?
June 15, 2020 11:00 - 17 minutes - 40.8 MBToday we will experience another Kellogg’s “Jumbo Snax”! This time, Caramel Corn Pops! Plus, another awful rip-off cereal from Millville. Pretty sure we are done with them. But something does excite Andrew in this episode…not just that he showed up in boxers and a Metallica T-Shirt, but we’ll try Hemp Hearts from Nature’s Path! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Go Love Tony’s Re-Boot
June 12, 2020 11:00 - 18 minutes - 42.5 MBScotty’s wife Amy was invited on this episode by Andrew to gang up on Scotty. They could have done a better job. In between all that, we’ll try the all-new (again) Frosted Flakes With Marshmallows, another Kashi Go cereal, as well as a piece of crap Fit & Active Vitality cereal. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
Give Me Your Paw
June 08, 2020 11:00 - 19 minutes - 45.3 MBWe continue with the brand new cereals as Danielle joins us to try the all-new Caramel Apple Jacks! Plus another Kashi cinnamon thing and we’re not quite sure if it’s a cereal or a snack, but well pour some milk over new Tiger Paws Jumbo Snax from Kellogg’s. Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.