They're Just Movies
173 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 274 ratingsEach week our small group of nerds sits down for a not-so-serious, SPOILER-FILLED chat about the movies you love.
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2001: A Space Odyssey - Mind Blowing...50 years ago
February 04, 2021 23:45 - 1 hour - 124 MBStanley Kubrick's 2001: a Space Odyssey is a monolith of sci-fi cinema history, but does it hold up in 2021? Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Fight Club - are MEN the Problem?
January 29, 2021 01:12 - 1 hour - 127 MBDavid Fincher's Fight Club (adapted from Chuck Palahniuk's book) is one of the most iconic movies of the 90's. But did all those dudes quoting Tyler Durden even watch the whole thing? Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
The Silence of the Lambs - My Teacher Wants to Eat Me?
January 21, 2021 17:56 - 1 hour - 123 MBJonathan Demme's adaptation of the Thomas Harris novel of the same name introduces us to Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter - one of the best villains of all time - and to Clarice Starling, the titular character of a new spin-off series debuting in 2021. This is a Sarah episode too! Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https:...
LotR: The Return of the King - I AM NO MAN!
January 15, 2021 19:04 - 1 hour - 141 MBThere's no denying Peter Jackson's final Lord of the Rings film is a triumph...but how does it stack up against Fellowship and Two Towers- and can the upcoming Amazon Prime series possibly compete? Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Soul - Pixar's never done THIS before...
January 08, 2021 21:19 - 1 hour - 117 MBSoul is Pixar's tentpole film for 2020 (sorry, Onward) and stars Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey in what may be the least for-kids movie Pixar's ever made. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Wonder Woman 1984 - DC Does it Again...
December 31, 2020 21:26 - 1 hour - 111 MBThe 'Critics discuss DC Comic's Wonder Woman 1984 (WW84), the first movie to be simultaneously released in theaters and the HBO Max streaming platform. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
LotR: The Two Towers - MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
December 24, 2020 16:00 - 1 hour - 120 MBThe 'Critics discuss the second Lord of the Rings movie (extended edition) and - in a special segment at the end - their favorite Christmas movies! Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
The Dark Knight Rises - I WAS BORN IN THE DARK
December 17, 2020 18:07 - 1 hour - 149 MBThe final film in Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, Rises is a big, ambitious, messy conclusion to one of the greatest superhero franchises of all time.
LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring - AND MY AXE!
December 12, 2020 17:55 - 1 hour - 151 MBThis is Part 1 of our coverage of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings franchise! The 'Critics discuss the merits of the theatrical vs extended releases, and the ways in which the movie is better than the book!
Mank - Only Smart People Like this Movie
December 10, 2020 20:26 - 1 hour - 102 MBThe 'Critics discuss David Fincher's new movie 'Mank'- written by his father Jack Fincher about a legendary screenwriter's journey writing Citizen Kane. Is it a work of art...or an impenetrable snoozer? That depends who you ask...
Mortal Kombat - featuring Linus Sebastian
November 27, 2020 18:31 - 1 hour - 108 MBThe 'Critics and special guest Linus from Linus Tech Tips argue over whether Mortal Kombat (1995) is campy on cringe on purpose or if that's just how the 90's looked. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
The Dark Knight - I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
November 20, 2020 19:17 - 1 hour - 122 MBThe 'Critics discuss - possibly the best comic book movie ever - Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger's joker amazed audiences, while Christian Bale's incomprehensible Batman voice spawned hundreds of hilarious parodies that we're still thankful for. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: hello@carpoo...
No Country for Old Men - Is this country getting WORSE?
November 13, 2020 18:14 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBNo Country for Old Men swept the Oscars in 2007 despite being up against films like There Will be Blood and Zodiac. But is it better (or even different from) the Coen Brothers' previous classic, Fargo?
Batman Begins - SWEAR TO ME
November 06, 2020 00:23 - 1 hour - 102 MBOne of the most successful and influencer reboots in cinema history, Batman Begins is the first installment of Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight Trilogy, featuring Christian Bale as the caped crusader. Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Borat 2 - Is Borat UNFAIR to People?
October 29, 2020 22:29 - 1 hour - 111 MBYou may not have expected Borat: Subsequent Moviefilm to be among the best sequels ever...but it is! But are all those people actors or is this actually real? Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Hereditary - The Closest thing to Kubrick?
October 23, 2020 01:11 - 1 hour - 141 MBWarning: this podcast contains spoilers for BOTH Hereditary and Midsommar, but the Midsommar ones have (brief) spoiler alerts ahead of them. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free International Shipping + 2 FREE Gifts @MANSCAPED at https://manscaped.com/CARPOOL20 Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Avengers Endgame - They RUINED Thanos!
October 15, 2020 21:44 - 1 hour - 114 MBThe 'Critics wrap up their coverage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (phase 4) with Avengers: Endgame, the truly epic conclusion to one of the most ambitious endeavors in cinema history. Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Your Name - The Most Popular Anime of All Time
October 08, 2020 16:25 - 1 hour - 101 MBThe 'Critics take another crack at anime with the hotly requested Your Name (2016) from writer/director Makoto Shinkai. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL20 - https://mnscpd.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Seven - Is the World WORTH Saving?
September 30, 2020 23:38 - 1 hour - 117 MBSeven (Se7en) is David Fincher's classic film noir starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. But are we still allowed to like Kevin Spacey's (cancelled) performance? Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
The Platform - Eat the Rich!
September 24, 2020 00:30 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBThe Platform is a sleeper-hit Spanish film that makes a strong case for ethical cannibalism- two words I'd never thought I'd say. Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL20 - https://mnscpd.com Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: Email: [email protected]
Infinity War - Definitely Better than End Game
September 17, 2020 23:44 - 1 hour - 124 MBAvengers: Infinity War is the first in a two-part culmination of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's 'Infinity Saga' (along with End Game), and it might be the best movie of the entire MCU... Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics Get Private Internet Access VPN today at https://lmg.gg/piacc Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Mulan - The REAL Reason to Boycott Mulan 2020
September 10, 2020 23:53 - 1 hour - 119 MBSure, people are boycotting Disney's 2020 update of Mulan for reasons related to the Hong Kong protests and Disney thanking Xinjiang in the credits, but the 'Critics have a couple other good reasons too... Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL20 - https://mnscpd.com Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
The Truman Show - A Masterclass in Gaslighting
September 03, 2020 23:13 - 1 hour - 106 MBThe 'Critics discuss themes of control and authenticity in one of the most underrated black comedies ever, The Truman Show. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at vessifootwear.com/carpoolcritics Hit Us Up: Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Tenet - Don't Take Your Parents to See This...
August 28, 2020 00:20 - 1 hour - 119 MBChristopher Nolan's 11th film, Tenet, is finally here!...depending where 'here' is. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL20 - https://mnscpd.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Thor: Ragnarok - Is this Thor Movie the Best Hulk Movie?
August 20, 2020 23:30 - 1 hour - 107 MBThird time's the charm with Taika Waititi's Thor: Ragnarok (2017)- one of the funniest movies in the MCU. And where this movie ends, Infinity War begins! Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/pages/CarpoolCritics Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Spaceballs - This Just Ruined My Childhood
August 12, 2020 22:33 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBWatching a 33 year old comedy is a dangerous game; David defends Mel Brooks, and Riley keeps trying to talk about StarWars. Again. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Grab the new Vessi Weekend Shoe at http://vessi.com/carpoolcritics FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Jaws - What are you Afraid of?
August 07, 2020 16:09 - 1 hour - 86.9 MBJaws changed Hollywood movies forever, made Spielberg a household name, and put sharks in the crosshairs of hunters all across the world. Join David, Riley and SUPERSTAR GUEST Sarah as we discuss the good and bad of the film. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL https://mnscpd.com/TECH Listen to the Podcast: https://carpoolcritics.libsyn.com/ FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL -------...
Gladiator - Does Historical Accuracy Matter?
July 30, 2020 16:35 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBThe 'Critics discuss Gladiator (2000) starring Russel Crowe and a very creepy Joaquin Phoenix. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Spider-Man: Homecoming - Marvel's Spider-Man is Missing Something...
July 23, 2020 22:28 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBDoes the first Marvel Studios Spiderman trade heart and emotion for MCU integration? That depends who you ask. Don't ask David. Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL https://mnscpd.com/TECH Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Hit us up on social! Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Spider-Man: Homecoming: Marvel's Spider-Man is Missing Something...
July 23, 2020 22:28 - 1 hour - 87.3 MBDoes the first Marvel Studios Spiderman trade heart and emotion for MCU integration? That depends who you ask. Don't ask David. Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL https://mnscpd.com/TECH Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Hit us up on social! Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Email: [email protected]
Saving Private Ryan - Are Some Lives WORTH More?
July 16, 2020 23:52 - 1 hour - 110 MBRiley is back and now he's a dad, but more importantly, the 'Critics discuss Saving Private Ryan- and what really is the right thing to do... Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL - https://mnscpd.com Watch more movies with Private Internet Access VPN: https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Alien - It's Not Perfect but it's Close
July 09, 2020 22:49 - 1 hour - 84.1 MBThe movie that spawned a whole franchise of films, video games, and crossovers, Alien (1979) is Ridley Scott's quintessential cosmic horror! With special first appearance from Sarah Butt :D Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
The Prestige - The TRICK that fooled all of us
July 02, 2020 16:17 - 1 hour - 93 MBMaybe the greatest illusion Christopher Nolan ever pulled is convincing us this movie is only about MAGIC. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL - https://mnscpd.com Listen to the Podcast: https://lmg.gg/5UPoR FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL --------------------------------------------------- Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Carpo...
The Prestige - The TRICK that Fooled Us All!
July 02, 2020 16:17 - 1 hour - 93 MBMaybe the greatest illusion Christopher Nolan ever pulled is convincing us this movie is only about MAGIC. Get Private Internet Access VPN and watch more movies today at https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping at Manscaped.com with code CARPOOL - https://mnscpd.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Guardians of the Galaxy - The Best Movie No One Expected
June 25, 2020 16:37 - 1 hour - 86.4 MBThe 'Critics move into Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe with their review of Guardians of the Galaxy (vol.1), which David thinks is funnier than any comedy movie of the past 10 years...(?) PIA VPN: https://lmg.gg/carpoolpia Manscaped: Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with code CARPOOL - https://mnscpd.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/CarpoolCritics Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/CarpoolCritics/ Email: [email protected]
Whiplash feat. Kirk Hamilton - Does abuse make you stronger?
June 18, 2020 16:58 - 1 hour - 96.6 MBThe 'Critics are joined by special guest Kirk Hamilton from Strong Songs and Triple Click to talk about Damien Chazelle's jazz drama, Whiplash (2014).
Audience Q&A Episode - What Movies Make You Cry?
June 11, 2020 16:19 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBIn this episode the 'Critics answer listener questions about crying in movies, home theater setups, and who's most likely to win a fight against the bear from The Revenant. Big thanks to everyone who wrote in!!
The Shawshank Redemption - Why is this EVERYBODY's favorite movie??
June 03, 2020 23:49 - 59 minutes - 82 MBMorgan Freeman narrating? Check. Satisfying twist? Check. The Shawshank Redemption is one of the highest rated films ever, but is it too safe?
Iron Man - Was the First MCU Movie Good?
May 29, 2020 19:16 - 1 hour - 89.2 MBThe Infinity Saga is over, phase 4 is trying to happen, but COVID is keeping Black Widow from the big screen. What better time to look back at Iron Man, the movie that kicked off the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe!
The Fountain - Bad or Brilliant?
May 22, 2020 16:38 - 1 hour - 97.8 MBYou probably think The Fountain is either Darren Aronofsky's best film or his worst film, and in either case you're right. Unless you're David. David's wrong.
Grand Budapest Hotel - Is this "Peak Wes Anderson"?
May 15, 2020 16:17 - 1 hour - 88.3 MBIt may not have the headwear of The Life Aquatic, it may not have the jumpsuits of The Royal Tenenbaums, but what The Grand Budapest Hotel lacks in garments it makes up for in spades with penciled on mustaches.
Pulp Fiction - Can HE say the N word??
May 08, 2020 21:12 - 1 hour - 86.6 MBThe 'Critics review their first Quentin Tarantino movie. Which of his movies we should do next: Kill Bill or Ingourious Basterds? Let us know on Twitter: @carpoolcritics or email us at [email protected]
Baby Driver - Technically Good, Actually Bad
April 30, 2020 23:31 - 1 hour - 57.2 MBThe 'Critics discuss Edgar Wright's stylish chase movie Baby Driver (2017) starring Ansel Elgort and an uninspired Kevin Spacey.
The Breakfast Club - Who is this movie for??
April 23, 2020 16:26 - 55 minutes - 76.2 MBThe Critics discuss the John Hughs classic The Breakfast Club and debate whether 80's tropes are still relevant- especially in the post #metoo era. Also Riley doesn't make any sense today.
Blade Runner 2049 - Best Sequel Ever?
April 15, 2020 22:55 - 1 hour - 97.3 MBAn unnecessary sequel that doesn't suck? It exists, people, and it's called Blade Runner 2049, starring Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford. And now the director, Denis Villeneuve is working on Dune. Here's hoping it's as good as this masterpiece of cinema!
Cats - does the Butthole Cut exist?
April 10, 2020 00:44 - 58 minutes - 81.2 MBYou guys win, OK? We're doing Cats, the 2019 movie based on the musical. FYI James cries in this episode.
Onward - OK Pixar, you got me.
April 02, 2020 00:21 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBThere's only one thing David loves more than James Bond, and that's Pixar... but is Onward up to snuff? Oh, and here's David's spreadsheet of all his Pixar movie ratings lol: shorturl.at/gLSYZ Tweet at us @CarpoolCritics !!
Onward - Has Pixar lost its touch?
April 02, 2020 00:21 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBThere's only one thing David loves more than James Bond, and that's Pixar... but is Onward up to snuff? Oh, and here's David's spreadsheet of all his Pixar movie ratings lol: shorturl.at/gLSYZ Tweet at us @CarpoolCritics !!
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark - featuring Linus from LTT!
March 28, 2020 00:41 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MBCan you hold old movies up to the same standards as modern ones? Because not everything ages as nicely as Indy's patina'd leather jacket...
Contagion - Featuring Linus from LTT!
March 20, 2020 00:29 - 56 minutes - 77.5 MBDavid is at home in COVID19 self-isolation, so what better time to have Linus on to talk about the year's most viral video, Contagion?! Yell at us on Twitter @CarpoolCritics !!