Cannon Fail
232 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 5 years ago -How Ya Doin'?
Cannon Fail is a podcast hosted by Fuck Yeah! Molecules bassist Marek Ranse, back from the dead and The Trashman! Mike Paige. The boys for the most part, cover the recent events of Insane Championship Wrestling and retro wrestling Pay Per Views, occasionally talking other subjects like movies, comics, music and other shit.
We understand there's a lot of podcasts out there but none as charmingly unprofessional as this one, but as always, if you don't like it, that's cool, it's free. Go fuck yerself.
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Episodes
If The Devil Is Six, Then Trent Is Seven - Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 6 - 5-16
May 12, 2016 23:16 - 1 hourNew review of episode 18 of Friday Night Fight Club Other Topics: Fan backlash on Damo's winning methods A major announcement for Fear and Loathing IX Intergender Wrestling The idea of 16 year olds being at an ICW show Viper being a sound wife Trent Seven and how he charmed the ICW Mafia BT Gunn has swords for hands The LT Degree and why it's awesome ...and MARE!!!!!
Redundancies, Blogs And Domestic Battery (With Some Wrestling) - Monday Night Naw! 9-5-16
May 12, 2016 22:50 - 1 hourThere was a lot of elephants in the room to be dealt with before we could get to RAW, nevertheless, a RAW review is in there somewhere Other topics: Big Cass's Big Break's Big Flop Mojo Rawley doesn't make you get spiked, he makes you STAY spiked! Jericho's fake jacket Jericho and Ambrose's feud is stupid now The Uso's haven't changed, and that's why they stink! Ryback doesn't want to rule the world The Vaudevillians need a chick 'The Club' Marek used to write a film blog Cannon Fail will be...
Reach-Around Cramp - Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 29-4-16
May 05, 2016 17:08 - 1 hourThe boys are back in ICW country with their new review of ICW's Fight Club Other Topics: Chris Renfrew's Babyface tone Red Lightning's Inner Sexual Awakening Lionheart is the substitute teacher who can't control the class Tag Team Tournament DCT Ravie Davie's ICW debut Courtney making an impact in the women's division
Payback's an Only Slightly Disappointing Bitch! - Payback 2016 Breakdown
May 04, 2016 22:28 - 1 hourThe boys break down the WWE's 2016 serving of Payback Other Topics: Enzo getting hurt Everyone wanted to give Big Cass a cuddle Marek really liked Jericho vs. Ambrose despite it being (apparently) shite Roman Reigns Doesn't Stink AJ made the world title look bigger than Triple H did The Chicago Fuck Off!-Job Kevin Owens just fucking rules! Byeback/Ryback?
Back To Shite, Back To Reality - Monday Night Naw! 2-5-16
May 04, 2016 02:49 - 57 minutesPost payback pish patter! RAW was meh, Party's over? Let's find out Other Topics: Extreme Rules is the REAL Pay Per View they're building to Kevin Owens is the best thing in WWE WWE finally making a move on new talent being proper main eventers Dean Ambrose never finishes what he starts Big Cass on his own Enzo is okay, and over as all fuck
Roman Reigns is the One (without the Kung Fu)and Payback Predictions - Monday Night Naw! 25-4-16
April 30, 2016 02:38 - 1 hourThe boys break down the 'Go-The-Fuck-Home' episode of RAW towards Payback and make their predictions on the card Other topics: Roman Reigns and his movie poster vocabulary Why Chyna might make into to the Hall of Fame The Usos would be annoying at the pictures Jericho's new catch phrase Cena is coming, he'll bring us food and water and SMITE OUR ENEMIES Secondary woman feuds Samoa Joe won the fucking NXT title while you all slept! The Boutsiders RIP Prince The League of Nations split up
WWECW: Decmember to Dismember 2006
April 20, 2016 22:02 - 1 hourThis is a special PPV where the boys cover Part 3 of the 'WWECW trilogy', December to Dismember 2006. This is the PPV that wat so bad that Paul Heyman left the WWE for six years. Let's find out why!
Take An Adam Rose In The Mouth - Monday Night Naw! 18-4-16
April 20, 2016 21:57 - 1 hourThe boys talk about Raw's 'surprise' appearance in London, where Shane is running the show again. YAS! Other Topics: Enzo and Cass's first match on RAW Anderson and Gallows and AJ have apparently forgotten all things that went down in New Year's Dash What Konnor and Adam Rose REALLY got suspended for Smackdown debuts The Vaudevillians Marek's casual-WWE watcher mate gives some second hand insight A surprise twist gimmick for the Puerto Rican guys Vignettes Fandango is still employed
Papercuts In The Dick - Monday Night Naw! 11-4-16
April 14, 2016 15:59 - 1 hourRaw was even better than last week's. Is WWE wrestling getting good again so soon after Mania?! Other Topics: Roman Reigns as the 'Third Guy' in the Anderson/Gallows team AJ Styles' zombie walk Y2J and his fruity scarf are here to stay Fozzy are okay Enzo & Cass are better than the New Age Outlaws RIP Balls Mahoney Mike still has Brock Lesnar in his bad books Marek still likes the Ascension Shitty gimmicks for singles wrestlers can be great for tag teams Bray Wyatt is cool again, he's also ...
NXT Takeover: Dallas
April 07, 2016 10:46 - 51 minutesThe boys break down the card for the amazing NXT show in Dallas Other topics: Marek loves Shinsuke Nakamura Sami Zayn's last NXT match Izzie on oxygen after Bayley's loss Blood making matches interesting The best tag match in fucking AGES! Austin Aries
Monday Night Sawft - Monday Night Naw! 4-4-16
April 07, 2016 10:40 - 50 minutesThe boys talk about RAW-AFTER-MANIA! Where for a chenge, bring their hopes up on how the WWE will be over the next few weeks Other Topics: Enzo and Cass will probably be okay Baron Corbin forgets how countouts work Goofy The IC title is back to being the 'piss-break match' AJ Styles is the no.1 contender for the world title (Yas!) Apollo Crewes KO and Sami finally rolling
Barramania 2 Review
April 06, 2016 22:30 - 1 hourThe show so nice they did it twice, without it being shown in 3 different cities no less like another Mania show did once on it's second go. The boys are joined by Donnie Murdoch to talk down the card and what they think this makes for ICW in the coming year.
The Greatest Mediocre Wrestlemania of All Time - Wrestlemania 32 Breakdown
April 05, 2016 20:20 - 1 hourThe boys along with Donnie Murdoch discuss the events, matches and potential repercussions of Wrestlemania 32
Wrestlemania At Wrandom - Wrestlemania IV
March 31, 2016 21:41 - 1 hourA new show from Cannon Fail. Since it's Wrestlemania season, we decided to review a randomly pick Wrestlemania. We pulled number 4 out of the hat and now we....you know the rest. Enjoy!
Shitty Future - Monday Night Naw! 28-3-16
March 31, 2016 19:28 - 1 hourThe boys talk the 'Go the fuck home' show. Raw was a dud and Roman Reigns is a fud. Watch Raw Other topics: Wrestlemania probably isn't going to be very good The 7 man ladder match is an abomination The new Women's championship Paul Heyman and Brock Lesnar make wrestling real Baked Beans wrestler, Mike Hines Are there any podcasts about ONE particular wrestler? AJ Styles is probably a nice guy We miss Seth Rollins Dean Ambrose makes his feud with Lesnar unique Shane McMahon's hot bod Underta...
Barramania 2 Predictions - Friday Night Aye! 25-3-16
March 31, 2016 17:46 - 1 hourThe boys talk about the newest episode of Friday Night Fight Club while making their own predictions on Barramania 2 Other Topics: Mr. Anderson's "Fuck TNA" controversy Davey Boy's dick goes viral Wee man out's "JesDrew" Red Lightning's failed assassination attempt Jackie Polo & Mark Coffey leaving ICW Lionheart on commentary Marek got wasted in Cardiiff Mike got no respect for TNA ICW's Italy Television Deal
Belfast Bombshell - Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 17- 3-16
March 24, 2016 11:00 - 1 hourThe boys talk about what ICW's Belfast debut and the match that's been on everyone's full pouty lips as of late. Other topics: Renfrew's title reign as a whole How Damo will make a great "Dominant Champion" Things are looking bleak on Mark Dallas's side of things Drew Galloway IS a big deal Stevie Boy and KLR as a "power couple" Joe Coffey would be good at torturing people
Bitch - Monday Night Naw! 14- 3-16
March 17, 2016 22:36 - 1 hourThe boys talk about the ups and downs of this weeks road to road to Wrestlmania Other Topics: Roman WILL turn heel at Mania, not the RAW after Undertaker still has some hair Neville hurting himself made us hate the commentators Jacqueline getting inducted into HOF Mick Foley and Dean Ambrose Paige's face paint/make-up Sami Zayn NXT Dallas Stephanie getting her cunt kicked in by Dolph Did RAW start off with a match!!!!!!?
When Two Tribes Go To War - Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 11-3-16
March 17, 2016 20:36 - 50 minutesThe boys discuss the first half of what us non-Liverpool going trollops were shown on ICW on demand of the Liverpool Special of Friday Night Fight Club. Topics Include: Robbie Brookside is an angry Da Scotty 2 Notties Sha Samuels the bullet dodger The Cannon Fail fantasy booking blackboard Jennifer Louise lost the news! Kay Lee Ray's angry voice scares the shit out of Marek Potential Barramania 2 main event BT Gunn's concussion "Grado Classic"
Givin' it Big Rigs - Friday Night Aye! 4/3/16
March 10, 2016 15:15 - 1 hourThe boys talk about the most recent episode of Friday Night Fight Club along with some recent bombshells that couldn't wait for the on demand timeline to show us first. Other Topics: FNA! will be released every Thursday now Chris Renfrew's short but explosive title run Marek doesn't like crazy lassie gimmicks Theme Songs The first rule of Friday Night Fight Club Lucha Underground (because Marek)
Bastard - Monday Night Naw! 7-3-16
March 08, 2016 23:10 - 57 minutesThe boys talk about Chicago town, but no pizza, Mark Henry ate it all Other topics: Y2AJ are in the GAY COMMUNITY?!! The New Day are still the best thing in the WWE Vince and Shane breaking the fourth wall Becky Lynch is a sexy Wotsit Sami Zayn Post-Wrestlemania Fantasy booking Bewbs Ramblin' Ryback
Son Of A Bitch - Monday Night Naw! 29-2-16
March 03, 2016 22:38 - 1 hourDonnie Murdoch joins the boys for a discussion on Segment-mania Other topics: Donnie docking Ambrose his disability claim Vince storylines Guinness quiffs Buttsecks Padre Styles Big Show's still cool Roman and his NEW NOSE!!! Match lengths getting fucked Austin Aries getting a doin aff old huffy drawers
As The Wolf Turns - Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 26/2/16
March 03, 2016 20:36 - 1 hourThe boys talk about the newest episode of Friday Night Fight Club with the return of resident cynic, Donnie Murdoch guest appearing Other topics: Mikey Whiplash & Joe Coffey throwing us a curveball NAK coming full circle Donnie doesn't condone woman beating a weird amount of WWE references Wolfy sees the Black Label as a means to an end Super-Grado What side is Jimmy Havok on? Jennifer Louise continues to NOT get interviews, the poor soul
Monday Night Naw! 22/2/16
February 23, 2016 21:38 - 1 hourWWE Fastlane Fallout time. I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart. Other Topics: How Tea got his name Stone Cold's connections on how he got the picture of Big Show's Dad Kesha JBL rage quitting because he suddenly realised he stinks Dean on Morphine The Ascension's continuous Descent and the first ever 'Wrestlemania at Wrandom' tombola
Episode 24 - On the Fastlane With Our Fuckin' Hazards On
February 23, 2016 19:51 - 56 minutesThe Boys break down the card of WWE's 'Very Special Raw', Fastlane. Other Topics: Dean vs Brock Batman Wishmaster What City has the shittest crowd? Protected Finishers Mauro Ranallo Nightmare on Elm Street 4, starring Brie Bella Edge & Christian and their new show that totally fuckin' reeks...OF SHITE! Lack of Curveballs 15 more years of Cena, Starring Roman Reigns
Monday Night Naw! 15/2/16
February 18, 2016 21:18 - 1 hourThe boys talk Raw and make some of their predictions and grievances regarding this Sunday's Fastlane. Other Topics: Roman got cheered because of Paul Heyman Stephanie McMahon can't improvise Big Show has maybe been Stone Cold's best guest so far Has Paige been a bitch to the wrong folk? New upcoming Cannon Fail Special, WRESTLEMANIA AT WRANDOM! Kevin Sullivan WCW Booker T vs. WWE Booker T Who is AJ Styles' Wrestlemania opponent gonna be?
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 12/2/16
February 18, 2016 18:44 - 55 minutesThe boy talk about the matches and promos from the second half of ICW's Friday Night Fight Club taping in the Garage on the 31st of January Other Topics: Lionheart looks even more like a PE teacher LT will be interviewing himself Chris Renfrew's first title defense The return of the Polo Lounge Grado performing at the King's (och aye!) Mikey Whiplash's accent NAK's fans reluctant to enjoy this week's main event
Monday Night Naw! 8/2/16
February 10, 2016 01:12 - 1 hourThe boys talk the lastest episode of Raw where Daniel Bryan made his much dreaded retirement speech Other Topics: Dean getting more air time than Roman Maybe the Authority listen to Cannon Fail Ryback's new look and video package Who would play who in a film about Chris Benoit? AJ Styles, so far, so good JBL's cue cards getting lost and ruining his night Eva Marie's authoritative return to the main roster at Fastlane Titus O'Neil is the New Black...Guy Daniel Bryan's career and retirement sp...
Friday Night Aye! 5/2/16
February 09, 2016 22:07 - 48 minutesThe boys cover the 'fallout' from the Square Go. I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame in your heart. This is the 55th Cannon Fail EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!! Other Topics: 'Uncle Monty' Andrew Wilde Joe Coffey's hurt leg Mikey Whiplash destroying hecklers Nikki Storm is NOT woman of the year Carmel's great opening speech A change of tune from Chris Renfrew and maybe NAK as a whole?
Episode 23 - ECW: One Night Stand 2006
February 05, 2016 04:47 - 1 hourPart 2 of the 'WWECW Trilogy' where the boys break down the 2006 ECW One Night Stand Other Topics: Heel Mick Foley Lita, the human wank-break Eugene Barbed Wire eyes Was the main event really about Cena? The beginning of the end of ECW Joey Styles' voice Politics, for some reason ...and of course, it wouldn't be Cannon Fail without some JBL hate
Monday Night Naw! 1/2/16
February 04, 2016 20:54 - 1 hourThe boys have a lukewarm look on life after this week's Raw Topics include: John Cena as GABBO NXT Lucha Underground is fucking brilliant Stephanie the businessman with a cunt Dean acting like more of a main eventer than Roman Ric Flair slapping Alicia Fox in front of the kids WWE is is big fat party animal who got married and settled down
Monday Night Naw! 251//16
January 27, 2016 04:23 - 46 minutesWWE is officially in Wrestlemania season. The boys pick out through the fallout of the Rumble Other topics: Goldust still has tourettes Triple H returns the 20-ahhh promo-ahhh AJ Styles' first WWE match Byron Saxton on commentary The wrestling will never truly be over
Episode 22 - Break his Back, Make Him Rumbel!
January 27, 2016 03:24 - 1 hourThe boys review 2016's Royal Rumble Other topics: Roman isn't WWE's guy, Dean is Triple H made Marek laugh ADR in Botchamania Sasha Banks coming back Why is my name Florida? Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens teach the world to sell AJ Styles
Episode 21 - ICW: The Fifth Annual Square Go
January 26, 2016 23:36 - 1 hourReview of the 2016 ICW Square Go. Topics include: Kenny Williams ignoring his taxi's ringback Everyone hates Lionheart, apart from that one guy A potential BT Gunn face-turn? A potential Whiplash/Havoc feud Grado maybe leaving for a while Chris Renfrew winning the championship
Monday Night Naw! 18/1/16
January 22, 2016 00:01 - 1 hourThe boys break down the latest Raw with no notes and list some predictions for the Royal Rumble Other Topics: A new way the fans can troll WWE if Roman wins the Rumble John Laurenitis, the legend The Wyatt Family actually being intresting again Brock Lesnar likes money Stephanie looked better when she was younger Kevin Owens at NXT The Balor Club
Episode 20 - ICW: The Fifth Annual Square Go Predictions
January 21, 2016 22:46 - 1 hourBecause of not having enough time this week to do a new episode of FNA!, They boys decided to fart out a 'predictions pre-show' on their thoughts and what they're looking forward to at the Fifth Annual Square Go. Other topics: If Lionheart was a PE teacher Does the LT/Carmel feud have to end? Will the Square Go match be before the title match? Chris Renfrew's and Grado's shoot promos Who would the 'weirdest' idea for the winner be? Mike and Marek's 'fantasty booking' for the winner and outc...
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 15/1/16
January 18, 2016 18:27 - 42 minutesThe boys talk about Joe Hendry's Vengaboys entrance, The NAK vs Team Grado match, Jester being annoying fans, how a wrestling company made a legitimatly good storyline about a backstage interviewer and Joe Coffey and his Square Go Tirade
Monday Night Naw! 1/1/16
January 14, 2016 17:02 - 1 hourThe boys talk about Kevin Owens being genuinely liked by Vince, Triple H winning the title/rumble, if WWE had an 'off-season', Vince being dorky, the NXT women's battle royal and how Stardust & Titus get the most natural heat in recent time WWE
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub)
January 11, 2016 16:21 - 44 minutesThe boys talk about friendly interviewers, Carmel's title win, Face Turn and entrance music, when wrestling does cutaways, the best LT Degree yet, more moaning about colour commentators, Viper in Japan and how they'd have sold Mark Dallas' golfclub
Monday Night Naw! 4/1/16
January 08, 2016 16:41 - 1 hourFirst Monday Night Naw of 2016. Talk of Shinsuke Nakamura, AJ Styles Doc Gallows and Karl Anderson potentially being signed to WWE and how they could be booked, Vince's old pecks, Lucha Underground segway, the Wrestlemania 31 curse, the Rumble being for the title and piss breaks vs ad breaks
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 1/1/16
January 08, 2016 15:22 - 53 minutesThe boys bring in the New Year with the first FNFC of 2016. The boys talk about writing a jingle for NAK's 'Would you Rather?', being Liam Thompson's cronies, babyface Carmel, fantasy booking for Renfrew vs Grado at the Square Go and how Lionheart would leather us if he wanted to.
The First Annual WWE Cannon Fail Gammy Awards 2015
December 29, 2015 21:38 - 1 hourThe boys put WWE's 2015 to fucking bed with the !st annual WWE Gammy awards. The last Raw of the year is also covered as this episode works as Monday Night Naw! as well. 2015 was one shanner of a year, let's discuss.... Categories are: Biggest Disappointment Gayest Moment of the Year Best Feud Worst Feud "YAS!" Moment Most underused/wrongly used wrestler PPV of the year Tag Team of the year Match of the Year (WWE) Match of the Year (NXT) Man of the Year Woman of the Year Best Gimmick Worst ...
The First Annual ICW Cannon Fail Gammy Awards 2015
December 29, 2015 19:28 - 1 hour...and 2015 is done! The boys celebrate the last ICW based podcast of the year with the first ICW Gammy awards, basically them picking their favourite matches, moments and wrestlers of 2015. This also counts as the new Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) Categories are: Man of the Year Woman of the Year Tag team/Faction of the year "YAS!" moment "What the actual fuck?!" moment "Jesus Fucking Christ" moment "AWW Fuck Off!" moment Match of the Year Breakout Star Star Power! Feud of the Year
Episode 19 - NXT Takeover: London
December 21, 2015 16:58 - 42 minutesThe boys break down the short and very sweet card of NXT Takeover London. Talk of Sami Zayn's return and what's next for him, NXT guys and why they should be just left in NXT rather than brought up these days, Bayley being potentially the most popular person in the company and the rebirth of the Woman's division
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 18/12/15
December 21, 2015 15:35 - 48 minutesKeeping our new regular show well, regular. Talking of Noam Dar and how over he's recently gotten, How finishers should be used in wrestling, the NAK making shit dark when things were getting too bright, comparison to ICW's cards to the 2000 Attitude era, the obvious growing of ICW's fanbase and what the fucking 'W' in ICW stands for
Monday Night Naw! 14/12/15
December 15, 2015 22:35 - 1 hourStarting off with a run down of TLC, the boys talk about Roman suddenly getting over, the ever-bloodthirsty Philadelphia, Erick Rowan is important again, the WWE can still make great hardcore matches, Vince McMahon still makes things real, Sasha Banks and her goofy new persona, crowning a new champion on Raw and how to make Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens' new feud a little bit darker
Friday Night Aye! (See Dub) 15/12/15
December 15, 2015 20:26 - 52 minutesA brand new regular show from Cannon Fail called Friday Night Aye! (See Dub). The boys break down the card of the first showing of ICW: Friday Night Fight Club, their new weekly program on their on demand service. The boys talk the tag team division, NAK's casual clothing, how Lionheart is different type of heel, violence with and towards women and if ICW did their own version of Table for 3.
Monday Night Naw! 7/12/15
December 10, 2015 18:53 - 1 hourRaw was horrendous this week! The boys talk heels & babyfaces and how the WWE shagged the dynamic to death, Adam Rose's Arsehole, A Serbian Smackdown, Roman waiting for his borderline racist lines, and how the rest of the wrestling world is laughing at WWE
Episode 18 - ICW: Fear & Lothian III
December 10, 2015 15:48 - 1 hourBreaking down the annual 'cool down show' Fear & Lothian III. The boys talk the absence of the rest of the 55, how ICW books main event rivalries and title shots, how Grado might be booked as a champion and Ozzy Osbourne's philosophical lyrics
Episode 17 - ECW: One Night Stand 2005
December 02, 2015 21:21 - 1 hourThe boys talk down the card of ECW's 2005 One Night Stand. Also talk of ECW as a company itself and what they did for wrestling. This was one of the best PPVs of all time.