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124 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratingsThe CWTA podcast is a paradise of wordplay (Pessimist Prime) and forced portmanteaus (Bumbleteeth) for two siblings that live in different states but still want to talk about the things they like. Joe and Kristen are currently covering generation 1 of the Transformers cartoon. New episode every other Wednesday!
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Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 06
November 05, 2020 03:55 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBAlright alright alright, let's wrap this thing up, shall we? Bumblebee takes a little napplebee that deletes part of his brain, like we weren't 100% sure was the goal! Elita has taken our feedback into consideration and decided, actually, she doesn't want to use the stupid space bridge anyway. In the end, we're pretty positive that everyone on the Ark exploded and died. lms if u cry everytime Sorry for sliding in at the end here, but we're going to be on hiatus after this episode! Got some...
Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 05
October 22, 2020 09:49 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBThings are picking up, maybe? Megatron doesn't love that Ultra Magnus pulled one over on him by dying, and Shockwave has a cool new plan to... Let me check my notes, here.... Unilaterally destroy Cybertron's infrastructure in order to stop a secret that he knows nothing about? The Decepticons are making worse choices, sure, but they're still doing better than the Autobots. The war continues!!! Joe and Kristen take slight issue with Jetfire's extremely plot-convenient timing despite a near ...
Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 04
October 08, 2020 19:07 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBSo, where were we? Ultra Magnus continues to have unknowable motives while the Decepticons really missed their chance to dig inside his computer-brain. Bumblebee inherits his... destin-bee? We kind of learn about Alpha Trion (sort of?) and some big old Transformers... gods, or something? Jetfire is a traitor and the search for the AllSpark is back on. What it does is still not 100% clear, but this is the plan we're going with. Sorry Elita! Better luck next time!! Follow Joe (@CWTApod) and K...
Transformers S2E13 - The Insecticon Syndrome
September 23, 2020 22:30 - 44 minutes - 41 MBWe're taking a quick break, back to the OG series! And, honestly, this one is complicated. I read the wiki page and I still don't totally know how the heck to summarize it. There are Insecticons! A predictable betrayal! Mind control! Antidote for..... robot... mind control? I miss when we were taking this lore way too seriously. Follow Joe (@cwtapod) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on T...
Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 03
September 09, 2020 20:46 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBOh man! I know that guy! It's... Hound? NO, RACHET! I MEANT RACHET. Which one does the holograms again, Mirage, right? No? Oh jeez. You'd think Megatron would be over Ultra Magnus by now, but nah Shockwave has lots of tools in his torture belt so let's use them. First, electricity! Then, red electricity! Nice! He'll betray his friends in no time. We realize the series has an interesting take on the way former slaves are basically the same as fascists, and we finally talk about the space br...
Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 02
August 27, 2020 01:04 - 42 minutes - 38.5 MBSo, uh. I'll be honest, Ultra Magnus. I'm not sure what your plan was. There are equal amounts of brokering for peace and refusal to broker for peace. Jetfire thinks Megatron is too good for a brainwashing plan, Our Guy Shockwave shows up, and, oh man, it's Hound! I know him!! Not much happens but the robot fights ARE better paced, so we try not to complain that much. Good old fashioned death and destruction, fascism and flames. (Hey quick q, is that a Constructicon? No? Is that an Insecti...
Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 01
August 12, 2020 18:43 - 45 minutes - 41.2 MBWhoa, what a pivot!! It never hurts to be a little more timely with your content, right? There's a new Tranformers series on Netflix and we decided to take a break to give it a little looksie! It turns out, having decades to refine your series generates a pretty cool result. So, now that we're masters of the original Transformers series (CITATION NEEDED), this reboot is right up our alley. Well.... Kind of? Bumblebee comes out of the gate with a way worse attitude and no affiliation! Skyfi...
Transformers S2E12 - The Core
July 29, 2020 18:58 - 54 minutes - 49.6 MBMind-control is... unethical? Totally chill if you're a good guy? I never thought I'd say this, but man, poor Devastator goes through the wringer this episode. The Decepticons have been hiding a huge drill somewhere, and want the energy from the core of the Earth! There's just one problem, and her name is 'the planet will explode or something'. One thing leads to another, and the Constructicons get passed back and forth between teams while this happens. In the end, Devastator just plows thro...
Transformers S2E11 - A Prime Problem
July 15, 2020 23:36 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBSometimes it's fun to throw logic out the window and just go NUTS, you know? Megatron has fine-tuned his creepy cloning technology, so let's talk about that! A weird plan to get all the autobots to drive into a ditch that will kill them gets too stupid for everyone involved! There's two Optimuses (Optimi?), and even the real one isn't smart enough to come up with a conclusive way to prove his identity. It's like that episode of Sailor Moon! Remember? You remember, right??? Follow Joe (@awkt...
Transformers S2E10 - Enter the Nightbird
July 01, 2020 22:00 - 59 minutes - 54.5 MBThat is one ugly bird. We're getting weird again! So about that lady robot we all wanted? Well, she's evil AND she doesn't talk. How about that? This week we meet a famous scientists and Starscream has had just about enough of being bullied. Also Teletraan has.... a chip with.... all of the world's energy? In one easy-to-steal place?? I'm still not clear on how or why. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA ...
Transformers S2E09 - Day of the Machines
June 17, 2020 21:21 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MBI'm gonna be straight with you, I don't remember a single thing about this episode. I thought there was an invisibility ray involved, but that was Attack of the Autobots. I'll see what I can come up with. So, like. What if Face from Nick Jr. was evil and ugly? He'd be Megatron's friend, I guess. The Decepticons are still very easy to trick and this time it's an oil tanker plan. Also, here's a shot in the dark, the Autobots win at the end. Just guessing! Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@...
Transformers S2E08 - Atlantis Arise!
June 03, 2020 22:35 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MBI think a GI Joe or He-Man script got put into the wrong pile again. Okay, see if you can follow me here. The Decepticons find Sub-Atlantica and become frenemies with the fishmen. Megatron abandons a plan to steal energy mid-way through and Spike goes diving in a teeny tiny swimsuit. Joe can't answer why Soundwave is impossible to understand in this episode and Kristen gives this episode a 4/10 on the Starscream scale. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us ...
Transformers S2E07 - The Autobot Run
May 20, 2020 19:22 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBAre you ready for... a vague competition between cars and trucks? The Autobots gets suckered into participating in a racetrack even for "charity" (aka Chip Chase's bank account) for two whole minutes, and it turns out the Decepticons have the perfect evil plan in place for the occasion! Joe and Kristen share a lot of questions and observations about tripods and sarlacc pits. This episode is mostly completely nonsense with the barest hint of an actual plot beneath. Some might even call it......
Transformers S2E06 - The Immobilizer
May 06, 2020 21:12 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MB...Just bear with me while I resist making another tired Finger Eleven reference. Phew. Deep breath. Okay. It's time for another goofy invention episode! Wheeljack is back to his old trick-jacks, and basically makes a Medusa machine or something? Ironhide gets to mope around all day and, you'll never believe this, the Decepticons want to steal this new invention and use it against the Autobots. Joe likes how Bumblebee handles a tricky situation with a cop. Kristen meets her new-favorite-ch...
Transformers S2E05 - Traitor
April 22, 2020 19:40 - 48 minutes - 44 MBAre you ready for some conflict resolution? Just as Earth's energy problems are going to be forever solved (again), the Decepticons are there to cause trouble! Cliffjumper lives up to his name by cliff-JUMPING to conclusions, and hey, it's Mirage again! And... the Insecticons, I guess......... Joe's not sure how he feels about Optimus' response to repeated alarms regarding possible betrayal and Kristen can't even begin to fathom what kind of fabric that was on Skywarp's butt. Follow Joe ...
Transformers S2E04 - Attack of The Autobots
April 08, 2020 19:34 - 54 minutes - 50 MBInvisibility spray! Teletraan characterization! Breaking jets over your knee like a twig! There's a lot to take in this week. Megatron does some techno-nonsense to the recharging chamber and almost every single Autobot turns into a top class jerk for a little bit there. Are they better at being evil than the Decepticons? Ehhhh, I won't say no. Joe and Kristen have some questions about solving the entire world's energy problems and... oh man, wait. It's a female scientist! Dang, look at her ...
Transformers S2E03 - City of Steel
March 26, 2020 01:25 - 54 minutes - 50.3 MBOkay, so remember movies? How about King Kong? Nice, then you already pretty much get this whole episode. Wonder how long the Decepticons have been squatting beneath Manhattan, and what the Autobots did on their way road trip over. There's some light body horror and heavy emphasis on floors breaking under the feet of these robots. Joe isn't sure the writers know what a cement truck's mixer does and Kristen still can't tell the Constructicons apart. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@mari...
Transformers S2E02 - Changing Gears
March 11, 2020 09:00 - 48 minutes - 44 MBDon't forget, we're going in production order! That means this week it's time to CHANGE GEARS or... whatever. Do you ever watch a cartoon and think "I don't think they even bothered to storyboard this"? Experience a non-stop series of confusing events and endless transitions. And, somewhere in there, our favorite character Gears 'turns nice' and almost helps Megatron explode the whole sun. Joe somehow doesn't notice the miners clearly dressed for their Blue Collar Worker of the Month calend...
Transformers S2E01 - Autobot Spike
February 26, 2020 20:03 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBWe're back! Ready to start season 2! Something nice and simple to ease the viewers into things should be nice, right? Spike, why won't you stop crying??? In this episode, Sparkplug has a little extra evil leftover in him from being brainwashed and the writers REALLY want you to know where their inspiration came from. Hey Optimus? You wanna maybe keep a better eye on your spiraling friend whose whole brain went bad? Joe Buster Bluths a lot and Kristen didn't expect legit body horror from a c...
Tranformers Season 1 Wrap-Up Chiptacuber
February 12, 2020 17:05 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBWhat a packed little episode! Joe and Kristen play some games, read some fanfic excerpts, and name all the Transformers so far. (Well, Kristen tries to. Don't expect much!) Feign surprise at our favorite characters and least favorite episodes. It's a season wrap-up! Different show, same old -tacuber. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter. Check out Kristen's ...
Transformers S1E16 - Heavy Metal War
December 18, 2019 15:07 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MBWow, it's the end of season one! Let's UHHH meet six more Decepticons! Megatron and Optimus go at it again, robo a robo, definitely for the last time! Teletran is kind of useless and Spike's eyes are AMAZING. Also, hey! It's Chip Chase!! Joe is also a little shaky with the Constructicons' names and Kristen wonders why Skyfire sounds so different. It's probably nothing! Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA ...
Transformers S1E15 - A Plague of Insecticons
December 04, 2019 14:59 - 1 hour - 56.5 MBYou know what this series really needed? (Needed...) Three more characters to make things even more confusing. (Confusing...) It's doesn't feel like the penultimate episode of the season, but it sure is! (Is...) Kristen has a passing familiarity with Bali that wrecks her suspension of disbelief for this particular episode, and Joe explains that there's a BIG difference between rhinoceros and hercules beetles. He's just not sure how t explain it, exactly. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen...
Transformers S1E14 - Countdown to Extinction
November 20, 2019 10:00 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MB...Okay, you got me, I kind of loved this one. It's a Starscream-heavy episode, baybeeeee! We end up with what is essentially The Ultimate Doom Part 4 as the Beauty and the Beast-like story of Dr. Arkeville and Starscream continues. How much of your body needs to be metal before you qualify as a 'mechanical freak'? Asking for an evil doctor. Joe tries to explain the Rumble/Frenzy problem again and Kristen hopes family counseling is going well for Spike and Sparkplug. Follow Joe (@awktapus)...
Transformers S1E13 - The Ultimate Doom Part 3
November 06, 2019 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MBI expect nothing, and I'm still disappointed. Shockwave isn't sure how to deal with people after years of isolation, Megatron should watch Starscream a little closer, and it's not TECHNICALLY a dam plan this week. Joe likes Brawn getting the door by running through it and Kristen has some complaints for the HR department again. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on T...
100th Episode Special - Ranking Jem Songs
October 23, 2019 13:01 - 1 hour - 96.2 MBAhhh, do you feel that? It's the satisfaction of reaching 100 episodes of your podcast! We always threatened to do it, and here we are. If you liked listening to Joe and Kristen argue about what makes bad songs Good Actually and going on the usual amount of tangents, you'll like this one. Happy 100th episode, CWTA! ...Hang on, we have HOW MANY Transformers episodes left??? See Joe's full list here!: https://t.co/f0O4sDjpfR Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Ema...
Transformers S1E12 - The Ultimate Doom Part 2
October 09, 2019 04:00 - 59 minutes - 54.2 MBUhhhhhhhh, *checks notes* what was the episode about again??? Dr. What's His Nuts continues taking a huge-ass amount of flack from Megatron. Sparkplug says Pessimist Prime is your dad now. Shockwave is seriously slacking off in his role as 'literally the only guy on Cybertron'. Oh, and Skyfire is here. I guess. Joe was sort of hoping for a better effort from the Dinobots (Like saying anything? Literally one single thing?) and Kristen loves this wrench more than her own son. Follow Joe (@a...
Transformers S1E11 - The Ultimate Doom Part 1
September 25, 2019 04:04 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBAre you ready for some DRAMA? It's another three part story! An evil doctor shows up out of nowhere to play puppet master, and the autobots are as ineffectual at saving people as usual. Joe cannot let the Teeth Thing go and Kristen likes watching Starscream get (literally!) dunked on. (By the way, I'M the one that came up with 'Bumble Teeth'. Joe stole it from me.) Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA art...
Transformers S1E10 - War of the Dinobots
September 11, 2019 09:00 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBHey, Wheeljack, how about you make two more Dinobots? The first three went so well, after all. What do you mean, 'should we give them bigger brains this time'? Obviously, no! Swords and guns? Yes, more of those, please. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter. Check out Kristen's new side project, ASMr/relationships, here!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...
Transformers S1E09 - Fire on the Mountain
August 28, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBI'm not even sure where to start here. Skyfire gets defrosted when the Autobots need a big plane boy and Spike doesn't bother learning the name of a girl caught in the middle of a dumb robot war in her home country. Joe doesn't like how long it takes the Decepticons to walk to a "nearby" town and Kristen still likes all the evil characters best. It's a cartoon! From the 80s! Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments!...
Transformers S1E08 - SOS Dinobots
August 14, 2019 09:00 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBHere's the thing, Wheeljack is all about authenticity. You say dinosaurs were dumb, he's gonna make the dumbest dinos you ever did meet. That's just the kind of guy/robot/god he is. Joe has some thoughts on the Decepticons' Dam Plans and Kristen is sort of disappointed with the debut of her other #1 guy. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter. Check out Kriste...
Transformers S1E07 - Fire In The Sky
July 31, 2019 12:01 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBDang, that guy is tall. But what are the secret origins of that tall guy? Joe and Kristen explore the implications of adding a character with a design that belongs to a rival company while the Autobots drive over the ocean somehow. And crystals?? At least the northern lights are pleasing to the optical circuits. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.
Transformers S1E06 - Divide and Conquer
July 17, 2019 09:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBChip Chase is back, and lookin' tastier than ever! Joe and Kristen talk about carnival rides, coloring errors, and MORE JETS THAN EVER! Did you ever want to see a robot with a death wish? Buckle up for this one, y'all. Come for Kristen correctly naming all of the Decepticons, stay for the Starscream voices. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.
Transformers S1E05 - Roll For It
July 03, 2019 09:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBAh, the 80s. A time where trying to be inclusive just makes you look really insensitive in retrospect. Either way, this week we meet token American Bishounen/Genius Chip Chase! He uses his several college degrees and little fourteen year old boy brain to help the Autobots with.... Uh........... Well, let's not think too hard about it. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherob...
Transformers S1E04 - Transport To Oblivion
June 19, 2019 08:59 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MBBack to business! All the Autobots are still on Earth for some reason, and Optimus can't help but think the Decepticons may still be lurking around. Nice bad attitude you got there, leader! Whatever, let's go find that space bridge. I think I saw it [IN THE CAVE.] Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.
Transformers S1E01/02/03 - More Than Meets The Eye
June 05, 2019 09:00 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBWelcome back! In this three episode spectacular, Joe and Kristen cover the origin story of the Transformers and ask a lot of questions with no good answers. Why do they fly? Why can they swim? How do car parts translate to body parts? How rubies give energy? Don't worry, it's a cartoon for children. Follow Joe (@awktapus) and Kristen (@FunnyGirlTM) on Twitter! Email us at [email protected] with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.
Announcement: We're Back!
May 29, 2019 23:20 - 5 minutes - 4.61 MBLong time no podcast! Joe and Kristen are back on the saddle and ready to take you through the bizarre world of yet another 80s cartoon. Join us bi-weekly for a whole lotta science fiction nonsense. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.
Jem Season 3 Wrap-Up Stingtacuber
December 07, 2017 02:07 - 1 hour - 76.2 MBWith season 3 out of the door, the Jem well has officially run dry! Uh oh! Joe and Kristen need to decide what's next for them, but you can still join us for games and song writing and best/worst lists. Plus, we finally cover the remaining PSAs! It's a good time full of Pizzazz and cuss words, like you've become accustomed to by now. Hold in your tears and let's get OUTRA CEOS one last time! Our intro song this week is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie. The Jem songs featured in...
CWTA: Sonic Adventure 2 - Part 4
November 23, 2017 17:16 - 1 hour - 60 MBWe made it! Sort of? Joe experiences some brief technical difficulties and Kristen finally reaches a state of video game zen. We gave this plot way too much credit in the last episodes, didn't we? Regardless, enjoy the Hazard that is the Final part of our SA2 coverage! CWTA Podcast’s intro song this week is the music from Sonic Adventure 2's title screen and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @FunnyGirlTM, this time!
Jem S3E12 - A Father Should Be
November 08, 2017 23:28 - 1 hour - 56.2 MB[Ugly sobbing noises.] Our weekly Jem song is ‘This is Farewell’, performed by Britta Phillips, Ellen Bernfeld, Gordon Grody, and Vicki Sue Robinson. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @ignoretherobot on Twitter.
The Thing (1982) - Can We Talk About Movies HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
October 31, 2017 22:08 - 1 hour - 74.9 MBCan we talk about whether or not you're A Thing? Happy Halloween! Joe didn't want to do an encore of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so this year we opted for some good old-fashioned bodyhorror to celebrate the season! Joe has fun movie facts and Kristen doesn't like the dog monster. Lean away from your screen and go 'uuhHHHHH' on this week's special, early CWTA! Our opening theme this week is "Twilight Zone Pinball - Multiball". The movie intro is "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" from Little ...
Jem S3E11 - Riot’s Hope
October 25, 2017 21:48 - 1 hour - 59.4 MBWell, we’re two episodes from the end. Is now a good time to explain why Riot is such a self-absorbed jerk? Naaaaah, not really. Joe has a bone to pick with some 80s doctors and Kristen really, really doesn't like Riot's dad. Thanks for the happy family story, Roger Slifer! Our weekly Jem song is ‘Let Me Be', performed by Gordon Grody and Vicki Sue Robinson. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA ...
CWTA: Sonic Adventure 2 - Part 3
October 18, 2017 23:49 - 1 hour - 70 MBCan a video game consciously hate someone? This week we fight a lot of gross bosses and enjoy some confusing dramatic dialog! Joe hates Mad Space and Kristen has an itchy rap airhorn finger. Hey, Playstation Now? Are you feeling okay? It sure doesn't look like it. CWTA Podcast’s intro song this week is the music from Sonic Adventure 2's title screen and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @FunnyGirlTM, this time!
Jem S3E10 - A Change of Heart
October 04, 2017 22:16 - 54 minutes - 49.8 MBHave you been paying attention to season 3? Here’s a test: How do you humble a member of The Stingers? Ding ding ding! That’s right! By drowning them! Kristen milks her Minx accent for all it’s worth and Joe can’t help but understand where Rio is coming from. Lose some words from your vocabulary on this week’s CWTAJ! Our weekly Jem song is ‘Outta My Way', performed by Ellen Bernfeld. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Tri...
Jem S3E09 - Straight From The Heart
September 28, 2017 21:23 - 59 minutes - 54.6 MBHow many episodes do we have left? Four? Who cares! Let’s burn another episode on a one-off character for the second week in a row! Joe learns that the mall is a primo fabric shopping location and Kristen says a tearful goodbye to our beloved Countess by getting French for the last time. Revel in your 15 minutes of fame on this week’s CWTAJ! Our weekly Jem song is ‘All In The Style’, performed by Gordon Grody and Vicki Sue Robinson. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumen...
Jem S3E08 - That Old Houdini Magic
September 21, 2017 00:50 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBAre you interested in some fun Houdini facts from the internet? Do you want to resist the inevitable fact that death comes for us all? Put on your watches and let’s get MAGICAL. Joe wishes he was watching Futurama and Kristen can’t help but admire how good Rapture is at her job. We don’t have to fool YOU, just a rich old lady on this week’s CWTAJ! Our weekly Jem song is ‘Mind Games’, performed by Gordon Grody and Vicki Sue Robinson. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumen...
CWTA: Sonic Adventure 2 - Part 2
September 13, 2017 23:36 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBOh, no. Things haven't gotten any easier in the world of SA2, and this week Joe and Kristen spend a lot of time watching the same cutscenes twice. Flinch at the sight of ugly kids and get grabbed by some rude ghosts on this week's CWTA! Wait, did you say 'huge lizard'? Whatever, we're halfway done! CWTA Podcast’s intro song this week is the music from Sonic Adventure 2's title screen and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @FunnyGirlTM, this time!
Jem S3E07 - The Day The Music Died
September 06, 2017 21:17 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBStop the podcast! There’s no episode this week, because Jem is gone! ...Or is she?? Riot executes a Looney Toonsy plan to literally kidnap Jem, and she seems sort of fine with it. Joe brings Jem’s passport up again and Kristen fantasizes about The Misfits that could have been. Get ready, everyone. CWTAJ is now operating at Peak Pizzazz. Our weekly Jem song is ‘Top of The Charts’, performed by Ellen Bernfeld. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the...
Jem S3E06 - Midsummer Night’s Madness
August 30, 2017 23:13 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBWe’ve been promising it since season one - are you ready to watch Jerrica go absolutely bazonkers? Joe just wants Rio to be reasonable for once and Kristen has some theories about what The Stingers have been up to since their last episode. CWTAJ just can’t compete with someone like Jem! Our weekly Jem song is ‘Destiny’, performed by Gordon Grody and Vicki Sue Robinson. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New O...
Jem S3E05 - Homeland, Heartland
August 23, 2017 22:34 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBHey, did you think a Podcast talking about a dumb 80s cartoon would be informative? Me either! This week we learn all about the former Yugoslavia to try and distract ourselves from the Danse-iest Danse episode that ever Dansed. Thankfully this is the last time we need to put up with her garbage. We wash our hands of her demolition! Our weekly Jem song is ‘Music and Danse’, performed by Britta Phillips. CWTA Podcast’s intro song is 'One Way Or Another (Instrumental)' by Blondie and the outro ...
CWTA: Sonic Adventure 2 - Part 1
August 17, 2017 00:04 - 1 hour - 64.2 MBI found you, faker! Whoa, the fabled Third Medium Type finally makes an appearance on CWTA! Joe humble brags about his level rankings and Kristen drowns in an ocean of sand again and again and again. We'll all get to the end together, somehow! This episode, let's just enjoy some plot setup. CWTA Podcast’s intro song this week is the music from Sonic Adventure 2's title screen and the outro is 'Bizarre Dub Triangle' by New Order. CWTA artwork by @FunnyGirlTM, this time!