Campfire Sht Show
274 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago - ★★★★★ - 85 ratingsA fiery mix of anything goes honest talk when friends sit around a campfire and the absolute insanity that is us, your hosts Meryl Klemow and Beau Hufford. From money, love, weird one-night stands, and our own disgusting fetishes, we bare all.
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Tongue Kissing The Ring Finger Of Judgement
May 09, 2023 18:31 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBBeau gets tongue twisted in Las Vegas and Meryl answers a Camper of the Week question about why she doesn't do as much conspiracy talk as the years before! They also talk about judging others for their engagement rings and why Louis Vuitton doesn't make you a worthy human being. CHEERS!
You Should Want To F**k In A Dirty Bathroom...But I Don't
May 02, 2023 13:00 - 28 minutes - 25.7 MBMeryl witnesses some actual sex on the beach! It's gritty, sandy, and Beau needs an even stiffer tiki cocktail after hearing the details of what went down.
Mama's Doing Fine in the Concrete Jungle?
April 26, 2023 03:19 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MBBeau and Meryl start out the week with some bug bites about movie watching habits and birthing announcements. Beau talks about getting caught in the crossfire of a crazy New York experience and they take a Camper of the Week question about their favorite industry to work in.
He Dreams of Babies, I Dream of Canada
April 18, 2023 17:23 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MBLots of tears dripping onto boobies this week as Meryl talks about her recent breakup. Beau helps kick start the healing process with analogies about babies, plants, and the Lion King.
Wrestling Your Wolves and Goblins Via Voice Memo
April 05, 2023 00:25 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBBeau gets in the ring for Wrestle Con and enjoys the ride, and Meryl has a lot to say for those who consistently voice memo. We also talk about golf and Little Shop of Horrors, of course!
Enjoying NeuroSpicy Theater in 35 MM
March 28, 2023 20:06 - 45 minutes - 42 MBBeau gets cracked by a chiropractor and Meryl witnesses some movie magic. We talk about fancy high end theaters, and why the bar needs to be higher for chocolates and hotel breakfasts!
Vander Pumping Fried Cheese In Little Meryl's Bed
March 21, 2023 17:00 - 39 minutes - 36 MBMeryl inserts herself into some reality drama, and Beau's reality is a little heavy this week as his pup Aero has to undergo surgery. Then, they take a Camper of the Week question from a listener wanting to know the weirdest place where love has gone down. Thanks to our partners Adam and Eve (code campfire) and Magic Mind (code shtshow20)
Ch@t GPT'ing @ll Y0ur M!ss Ste@ks 2 H@us Huff!n Puffin
March 14, 2023 09:00 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBGrab the skewers cause the Marshmallow roastin' is about to begin. We sit down for a long needed extended talk about AI, kinky photos, camper of the week and a little co-host loving.
BUG BITES: Evil Twins, The Love Boat and It's Britney B!tch
March 07, 2023 16:40 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBThe bugs have crawled out from off the screen into your ears! We get LIVID about evil twins, innocent childhood cartoons, shopping carts, fizzy water and so much more.
Fraying The Ends Of A Sobering Beginning
February 28, 2023 18:19 - 49 minutes - 45 MBMeryl gets curious about something Beau mentioned to a friend, and then diagnoses herself with a sobering new type of sexuality.
ASSuMING The Best and Getting The Worst
February 21, 2023 21:49 - 34 minutes - 31.3 MBThis week we share a fable about friendship. Even though fables typically feature animals as the main characters. Just pretend we're squirrels cracking some nuts wide open around a campfire that's flaming out of control.
We're Remote with No Control
February 15, 2023 03:50 - 28 minutes - 26.3 MBWe synched up our schedule and partially our audio to give you this LA/Japan remote episode! Beau gives an update on his PAVE creative collective and finds out the truth about what Meryl's parents really think about him after all these years. A blind man in traffic makes Meryl cry.
Florida Man Influences In The Suite
January 25, 2023 00:24 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBBeau warms up Florida as Meryl heads there, and they discuss the new movie The Menu, the rise of fupas, the Lakers, and how you can judge a person from their ping pong game.
Stop Touching Yourself With The Pets Around
January 17, 2023 14:00 - 32 minutes - 29.9 MBBeau starts a creative collective while Meryl polls the collective on masturbatory etiquette. Then, a Camper writes in to find out what it is exactly that Meryl and Beau do for work. The world may never know. Ignite your Valentine's Day this year with a special gift from our friends at Adam and Eve when you enter the code CAMPFIRE at check out! You'll get 50% off almost any item, free shipping, plus a Valentine's Lovers Kit and six free movies.
Nama Stay the Same This Year
January 10, 2023 22:50 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBWe're back! Meryl starts with some juicy gift drama in her household and Beau receives a secret package in the mail from a champion admirer. Then, Beau and Meryl hop over to the Mess Hall where their friend Lindsey poses a Camper of the Week question on drugs and love, and steams about speeding cars and women calling each other "bestie".
2022 Annual Wrap Up!
December 27, 2022 19:39 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBBeau and Meryl open the episode talking about fake abundance, AI, and their year end highlights of 2022. Then, they take a Camper of the Week question from a listener whose dating life is a sht show and seeks advice on what to do after getting stood up. Looking for something big and buzzy to ring in your new year? Enter code CAMPFIRE on AdamandEve.com for 50% off plus free shipping!
Road Rage Geese & The Jokes They Tell
December 20, 2022 16:46 - 48 minutes - 44.6 MBMeryl unmasks her fury on family influencers and random rules, and Beau experiences someone else's rage on the road. We peel back the curtains behind influencer events and press trips and set them on fire for your pleasure. It's a roasty and toasty one!
Parenting Your Parents On How To Eat Wheaties
December 13, 2022 18:53 - 32 minutes - 29.3 MBBeau heads home once again for a reminder of why he moved. Meryl shares her disgust for introductions to strangers and we scratch some bug bites until they bleed.
Visiting the Long Lost Ghosts of Your Ex's Ex
December 07, 2022 00:42 - 34 minutes - 32 MBWelcome, triggered snowflakes and red pill incels! This week Beau and Meryl take a Camper of the Week question about the most off brand thing about them, and Meryl confesses to partaking in some silly social media antics.
Stealing Gherkins with the Armenian Young Professionals
November 29, 2022 18:20 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBIt's the WILD WEST out here this week, campers! Beau is witness to a cowboy robbery, and Meryl cries over Armenians and sturdy pickles. The two get ready for a Thanksgiving that's already happened, and talk about the shit show that holiday customs have become. Need a pick me up for the holiday buzz? Head to www.adamandeve.com and enter the code "campfire" for 50% off most items, plus free shipping!
Getting Face F**ked by Sheepsquatch
November 22, 2022 16:07 - 26 minutes - 24.6 MBThis week, Beau and Meryl talk about burnt down houses, wet horses, and mythical creatures. They take a Camper of the Week question from a listener who is ready to face a certain sexual position head on, and share some of the perils that come with daylight savings.
12 Inches of Bruising From The Love Hotel
November 15, 2022 11:00 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBThis week, Beau celebrates the fall in Japan in every way possible, while Meryl plays a weird game of footsie with a stranger and looks for a traditional wife!!
I Peed in the Bushes at Dunkin' Donuts
November 08, 2022 19:47 - 28 minutes - 26.2 MBBeau rails against the spirit of Halloween, while Meryl wonders if she could really step out on her man to kiss one of her hallpass people?!!?! Also talked about: strong opinions on restaurant bathrooms!
I'm Influenced by Every American Psycho Carrying Brass Knuckles
October 25, 2022 10:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBMeryl sources recommendations for weapons to carry, and discovers how much she has in common with Patrick Bateman. Beau responds to a letter we got sent to the campfire, and denies he would ever buy something because Jon Hamm told him to. Then, they talk about frivolous lawsuits, Drew Barrymore's pants, and what Beau really plans to do in Japan. Special thanks to this episode's sponsor Adam and Eve use CAMPFIRE 50% off.
Audrey Stewart and Her Cartoon Brain Are Oh So Wonderful
October 18, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 60.7 MBAudrey Stewart RETURNS! It's a complete and utter hurricane of a sht show in the best way possible as she taps into her medium powers, gives us an update on her life, and explains why Beau saw her on a Jack in the Box commercial!
Your Unicycling Dog Is Definitely a Scorpio
October 11, 2022 10:00 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBMeryl has yet another update on her renter situation, and has a serious talk with Beau about needing to up his t-shirt game. Then, Beau and Meryl talk dogstrology and argue about HBO's show, The Rehearsal!
We are Definitely Not Going to the World's Fair
October 04, 2022 17:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBMeryl opens this week's episode talking about the worst movie she's ever seen, and why it caused a hypothetical fight with Beau in her head. Then, Beau and Meryl discuss if we really need to do wedding speeches, and Meryl campaigns for Boston being the only city that's actually getting better. Thank you so much to our friends at True Classic Tees! Head to trueclassic.com/campfire for 25% off your order!
Pumpkin Spice Murder on the Circus Performing Express
September 27, 2022 20:24 - 34 minutes - 32 MBMeryl cat sat and it made Beau's claws come out! We also discuss the PSR (pumpkin spice revolution) and weird things we've accidentally found in people's homes.
The One with the Crazy Renters and Expensive Lawyers
September 20, 2022 16:25 - 38 minutes - 35.3 MBMeryl can finally talk about her crazy renter drama! It has all the twists and turns of a broken key in a doorknob of insanity. Special thanks to our friends at True Classic Tees. Head to trueclassic.com/campfire for 25% off your order!
Happier To Be Back Than a Hawaiian Pig with a Deviated Septum
September 13, 2022 10:00 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBWe're back! We catch up on our summer break and talk about why we love bad vibes, processed 80's food, and Hawaiian Uber drivers touting poison. Mahalo!
Breaking Off a Piece of Mussel To Find Our Perch
July 13, 2022 02:38 - 32 minutes - 29.8 MBWe are ready to plan a nationwide revolution! First, we're going to go on summer break. We talk about what we plan to do during the next few weeks which includes Meryl finding her lost wallet and Beau regaining his physical prowess.
Turning the Other Cheek On Friendship Ave
July 05, 2022 18:10 - 33 minutes - 61.4 MBBeau makes peace after a multi-year grudge, and Meryl learns her lesson about letting an old man get his wish.
Dan Bublitz: The Art of Bombing, Scandanavian Humor, and Strangers In His Basement
June 28, 2022 15:30 - 51 minutes - 93.6 MBThis week we welcome comedian Dan Bublitz, host of The Art of Bombing podcast, now unbombing its way to be a successful show in its fifth year of production with more than 200+ episodes featuring conversations with comedians all over the world including Alonzo Bodden and Louie Anderson. Dan shares his own worst bombing story with us, and you'll never look at a bunch of EMTs or Scandanavian people ever quite the same!
I'll Drink Your Sweat Through My Oculus
June 21, 2022 17:31 - 33 minutes - 60.5 MBMeryl talks about a funny friend date and her newfound love for SNL alum Darrell Hammond. Beau sees the world through virtual reality and defends that he does indeed sweat like a normal human.
The Best Throat Ticklers Are the Ones Named Kermit
June 14, 2022 07:00 - 22 minutes - 41.6 MBMeryl suffers from a throat tickle attack at a very inopportune time, and Beau finds out some shocking details about his Uber rating! We also talk about why you should stop trying to be "the best".
Loose Hairs and Sugar Kisses Flying Around the Omega Mart
June 07, 2022 10:00 - 36 minutes - 67.6 MBBeau returns back to California after seeing Bruno Mars and Anderson Paak in Vegas, and Meryl tries to find a formula for the sweet spot of spending time together in a relationship.
Corey Hilton Ties One Off And Bares It All
May 31, 2022 17:27 - 53 minutes - 98.8 MBWe slowly shed the sleeping bag this week as we welcome former exotic male dancer Corey Hilton to show! Corey is the author of the new book, "Take it Off: Confessions of a Male Exotic Dancer" where he chronicles the ups, downs, and sht show moments throughout his 25 years in the biz. He talks with us about the craziest thing a woman has done on stage, a few male dancer "tips", and how he has transitioned to help others find their voice and authenticity.
You Might Be My Only Geeky Friend
May 24, 2022 10:00 - 33 minutes - 61.7 MBBeau's comedy show ends up having both an awkward YELP review and demonic possession, and Meryl explores the difference between GEEKY vs NERDY.
Life's Sweet Memories
May 17, 2022 10:00 - 31 minutes - 57.9 MBA carrot stick, cleavage, and casket confessions walk into a tiki bar this week for a special "us" episode!
Amanda Michelle On Backhanded Compliments, Diva Dads, and that Weird Night in San Francisco
May 10, 2022 10:00 - 52 minutes - 95.9 MBOur sleeping bag gets even more stylish this week as we welcome comedian, performer, and writer Amanda Michelle aka The Blonde Bitch LA! She talks about her two diva dads, her love of Lady Gaga, how she got to be one of LA's busiest comics, and why she will never think of Wienerschnitzel the same way ever again. Follow Amanda at @theblondebitchla
Joshua Edelman on Making Mentally Al, Dad Jokes, and Comedy Steroids
May 03, 2022 18:11 - 1 hour - 133 MBThis week, we turn the cameras outside of our sleeping bag and onto the world as we welcome filmmaker, comedian, and documentarian Joshua Edelman! He recently directed the highly lauded documentary Mentally Al which was selected as the "Best Comedy Documentary 2021" by The New York Times. Josh has also been named one of the "Top 100 Comics to Watch in LA". He talks with us about making Mentally Al, why Jewish men really make the best boyfriends, and a true sht show moment involving him anger...
I Can Read You Like a Jungle Book
April 26, 2022 16:14 - 33 minutes - 30.9 MBBeau and Meryl go to a party together and chaos ensues! High-stakes poker, brides dancing, and annoyingly large bloody mary's - it's all here.
Getting Mega Personal
April 19, 2022 16:00 - 41 minutes - 38.3 MBBeau has an update on painting at Leo DiCaps house, and Meryl finds a new kink by watching YouTube coupon clipping videos. One of us also has a run-in with an escort all in thanks to Apple earbuds!
Christine Blackburn: Smashing Stories and The Art of Listening
April 12, 2022 16:00 - 51 minutes - 47 MBWe welcome comic, producer, and podcaster Christine Blackburn inside our sleeping bag this week! She sits around the campfire with us to talk about her award-winning podcast Story Worthy and monthly show Story Smash: The Storytelling Game Show, and how she has seen podcasting change in her over 10+ years and 700 episodes in the biz.
Coming Back Down for a Totaled Eclipse of the Car
April 05, 2022 13:00 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBMeryl's a warm welcome from Los Angeles by her car getting completely totaled and some other things that make her want to bug out. We talk about cars we like, and Beau plans her next vehicle.
Chris Sowa Has Sex With Strangers
March 29, 2022 14:00 - 1 hour - 78.4 MBOur sleeping bag gets super weird positive this week as we welcome podcaster ChrisSowa, host of the popular and chart topping Sex with Strangers podcast! We talk with Chris about how he got kicked off Farmers Only, what led him to create a life traveling the world talking to everyone from kinky Mormans to adult actresses, and a why we need to further decriminilaze sex workers and keep them safe. Stay tuned for a true sht show bloopers moment at the end!
Hanging with Leo's Lookalike in His Wiggle Room
March 22, 2022 22:35 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBBeau gets ready to party with a Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike and Meryl learns a lesson about not being so fixated on things! We also talk about how much flare a bartender should have, Movie Cinema Film Club, and Val Kilmer in Tombstone.
Moving On Up
March 15, 2022 15:30 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MBBeau lives out his teenage dreams 20 years too late, and Meryl fan girls over Addison Rae and shares all the juicy details of her new move to Los Angeles as part of the podcaster relocation secret society reptilian program!
Camper of the Week! If It Smells Like a People Pleaser, It Probably Is
March 08, 2022 19:00 - 40 minutes - 36.9 MBIt's a special Camper of the Week episode! We talk about people pleasing, dating way younger people in your 30's, jealousy, and our favorite smells! Thanks to our friends and partner Organifi for supporting this episode. Head to Organifi.com/campfire to get 20% off your next order.
Public Displays of Being Artless in Seattle
March 01, 2022 16:20 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MBBeau has an auction lead to some action, and a burger at Four Seasons in Seattle saves the day. We talk about if our future leaders will ever evolve, and Meryl dreams of building a pet refugee center! Special thanks to our friends at Organifi, and to learn more and check out their tasty offerings, check out Organifi - Campfire Sht Show!