Caffeinated Humor: Sarcastic Comedy For The Masses
282 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 months ago -Sarcasm is a dying art form.The perfect meeting of over the top sarcastic humor and WAY too much caffeine.
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Gangnam Style, Desposito, Dance Monkey, Shape of You and Baby Shark Dance
July 14, 2021 06:00 - 12 minutes - 8.57 MBSome of the most watched videos on Youtube Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Stallone and the Zombie Holocaust.
July 12, 2021 05:00 - 14 minutes - 10.1 MBHe groans enough that if he was on The Walking Dead, Rick would have stabbed him in the head by now. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Why I may be a vampire
July 09, 2021 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.26 MBAnd not the male model Twilight movie kind. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Follow up: Black Friday Brawls and Concerned/Mean emails
July 08, 2021 05:00 - 11 minutes - 8.17 MBA whiny episode where I correct a past oversights and get pissy about email complaints. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
The Covid Vaccine and the Sick Bastard
July 05, 2021 19:00 - 9 minutes - 6.25 MBWhen is being sick, not "Being Sick"? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Black Friday Mega Saga
June 30, 2021 06:00 - 8 minutes - 6.09 MBWhen is a Saga not really a Saga? When you remember it as being a lot longer. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Be thankful, or else!
June 29, 2021 05:00 - 8 minutes - 6.19 MBThe cut throat world of family holiday dinners. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Learn how to drive, people!
June 28, 2021 06:00 - 8 minutes - 5.76 MBDrivers Ed must have had its funding cut. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
And it isn't even Hump Day
June 25, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 7.18 MBGo find your own leg. I don't like to share. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Like a Homeless Top Gun
June 24, 2021 05:00 - 9 minutes - 6.66 MBSimply an opinion, nothing to litigate here. Keep walking. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Let's assume you're right, maybe
June 22, 2021 05:00 - 11 minutes - 8.13 MBBecause you might actually know something. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Black Friday shopping. Be afraid, be very afraid.
June 21, 2021 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.2 MBDo not go gentle unto that good store. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Enjoy your holidays, but if I have to clean it up I will just throw it away
June 18, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 7.04 MBIt's just one day out of 365, pace yourself people. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Daily Affirmation of an Asshole
June 16, 2021 06:00 - 11 minutes - 7.95 MBTo ones own self be true. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Because they do the job that you won't - Military style
June 15, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 7.23 MBBreak out the streamers. Trigger warning - soldier positive vibes Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Blah Blah Blah, Bite me
June 11, 2021 05:00 - 13 minutes - 8.99 MBI take criticism as well as an 800lb gorilla with hemorrhoids takes a slap on the ass. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Bob Dylan is the Death Metal of Folk Music
June 10, 2021 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.12 MBI honestly thought he was dead when I originally wrote this. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Total Election Coverage, sort of
June 08, 2021 05:00 - 14 minutes - 9.84 MBAll the news that's fit to make up. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Should've stayed in bed
June 04, 2021 10:00 - 11 minutes - 8.14 MBSome days more than others. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Trying to buy and sell other peoples shit
June 02, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 7.1 MBLike a hot potato, your don't want to be the last one holding it. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Move your own shit!
May 31, 2021 22:00 - 11 minutes - 7.74 MBMoving is hard enough without your movers bringing their own drama. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
One of those ANGRY FOR NO REASON mornings
May 28, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 6.92 MBBe warned, if I haven't had my coffee, stand clear! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Halloween - A sluttier version of real
May 26, 2021 05:00 - 10 minutes - 7.13 MBTrick or treat! Have you SEEN what your daughter is wearing? Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Good Lord, it's Mrs Kravitz (See also Bat Shit Crazy)
May 25, 2021 05:00 - 12 minutes - 8.92 MBThis is one of those "Feel Good Bat Shit Crazy" stories. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
I did not invite you to get all up in my business
May 21, 2021 06:00 - 8 minutes - 5.89 MBMind your fucking business! Don't make me slap you. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Take your crack pipe and go back to New York
May 19, 2021 06:00 - 10 minutes - 6.97 MBIKR? I think we have all said this at one time or another. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Me, Pooh and the Blustery Day
May 17, 2021 04:00 - 8 minutes - 5.97 MBHe's a lil black rain cloud, of course! (If you get this one, you have my admiration. Pooh was the shit. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
No, you really can't sing
May 12, 2021 06:00 - 9 minutes - 6.22 MBSomebody had to say it, looks like your parents never had the balls to. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
It sucked then and it sucks now
May 10, 2021 05:00 - 10 minutes - 6.96 MBThere is just no accounting for taste. Especially mine. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
You can Google it, your cat hates you
May 07, 2021 04:00 - 10 minutes - 7.16 MBDon't shoot the messenger, shoot the cat. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Here I come to save the day!
May 05, 2021 04:00 - 9 minutes - 6.44 MBI'm like a twitchy super hero Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Some of my best friends have been dogs
May 03, 2021 04:00 - 9 minutes - 6.24 MBLoyal, playful, loving,sweet, and most of all...... they aren't cats. Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Off to see the Wizard
April 30, 2021 05:00 - 11 minutes - 7.7 MBBecause Dorothy was hot. (I was 5, don't judge me.) Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Don't Fear the Preacher
April 28, 2021 04:00 - 8 minutes - 5.72 MBCrazy or not, public speakers in long black coats get your attention. Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Perspective can make you feel like an ass.
April 25, 2021 21:00 - 10 minutes - 6.94 MBNot my first time realizing this. I hate the phrase, walk a mile in their shoes. Maybe it's just enough to realize that the shoes are really uncomfortable. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Now I just feel dirty
April 23, 2021 09:00 - 10 minutes - 7.12 MBSome things never come clean, like your memories. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Pay no attention to the politician behind the curtain!
April 21, 2021 18:00 - 10 minutes - 7.22 MBBecause all Cretans are liars... Politicians too. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
You gotta know when to hold em...
April 19, 2021 00:00 - 11 minutes - 8.04 MBYadda yadda ...know when to run. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Time for Coffee! Coffee.org has all of your caffeinated needs! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
And Protect Yourself At All Times!
April 16, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 6.57 MBSex has the same rules as boxing. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
If it's dead, let it go.
April 14, 2021 12:00 - 11 minutes - 8.12 MBSee also "Beating a dead horse" Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
How many times do I have to see this?
April 11, 2021 18:56 - 11 minutes - 7.97 MBBecause life has more reruns than on tv. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
First of all, the 70's sucked!
April 09, 2021 12:00 - 8 minutes - 6.05 MBPeople say "Don't hate." - Hold my beer. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Death takes a stay-cation
April 07, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 6.71 MBBecause thats job security. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
The Longest Day
April 05, 2021 04:31 - 12 minutes - 8.35 MBSome days fly by, this was not one of them. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
The Vegas Way
March 30, 2021 06:25 - 11 minutes - 7.95 MBThe odds always favor the House Support the show
Welcome to the TV Time Warp
March 24, 2021 14:00 - 11 minutes - 7.6 MBWhat is the cost of living on Memory Lane these days? Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Jurassic Starbucks
March 22, 2021 14:00 - 8 minutes - 6.15 MBOrganic viral moments can confuse. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
The Legend of King Salami
March 18, 2021 14:00 - 10 minutes - 7.43 MBThis one still haunts me. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
Make sure you pack clean underwear.
March 15, 2021 14:00 - 10 minutes - 7.56 MBYou mother's advice was not based on guesswork. Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show
WTF is not just for texting
March 11, 2021 15:00 - 11 minutes - 7.73 MBWhatever happened to old school manners? Buzzsprout - Let's get your podcast launched! Start for FREE Get the Caffeinated humor books! The books that made the podcast! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you. Support the show