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Bye Pumkin

282 episodes - English - Latest episode: 16 days ago - ★★★★★ - 363 ratings

Bye Pumkin is a rewind podcast for niche trash reality tv shows. Take a deep dive into shallow pools every Sunday morning.

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Episodes

Doubling Down with the Derricos

April 17, 2022 05:13 - 2 hours - 209 MB

content warning: child abuse, infant death, miscarriage This week, I don't have a voice! So here's a republished episode from over on the Patreon. In it, we take a little break from our normal dark sided topics and get to know the Derricos, a family on TLC with 14 kids (4 sets of multiples back to back.) Along the way, we'll talk about the ethics of a large family, how 16 people can live in that little ass house, and the fact that "Awesome" and "Dawsyn" do not rhyme.  Note: I stop ranting abo...

The Rose and The Thorn

April 10, 2022 17:29 - 54 minutes - 74.8 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 11 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, murder. Skip to 19:17 to avoid it. This week, we finally get Bret's Rock of Love Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Meet the Parents

April 04, 2022 18:02 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 10 This week, we find out who raised these women. And there's someone more annoying than Lacey--her dad, Otis. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Agony and the Ex-tacy

March 27, 2022 17:15 - 2 hours - 116 MB

Sex and the City, Season 4, Episode 1 content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide Let's take a break from Bret's wig to talk about Carrie's birthday. In this episode, we talk soul mates, sad birthdays, and cake...there's a lot of cake talk in this episode. Thanks to Kayla for sponsoring this episode. If you want to pitch a show to sponsor, you can send a message through Patreon or email [email protected]. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podc...

Vegas Baby!

March 20, 2022 17:12 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Vegas Baby!

March 20, 2022 17:12 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Superfan Challenge

March 13, 2022 16:55 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Bret has some women he either slept with at a gig or hired from Central Casting come be mean to everyone. Sam packs her bag. Lacey cries. Brandi's hair catches on fire. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Euphoria

March 06, 2022 18:24 - 2 hours - 122 MB

Euphoria, Season 2 content warning: graphic drug abuse, sexual assault, sex crimes against a minor, self harm, suicide This week, Princess does a long ass, no notes needed monologue on Euphoria. Thanks to Nicole for sponsoring this episode on Euphoria. If you want to sponsor content on this podcast, email to [email protected] or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Show Me Your Hits

February 27, 2022 18:41 - 1 hour - 68.8 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Brandi is a drag king, Mia is on the outs, and everybody hates Lacey. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Thin (with Mathilde)

February 20, 2022 18:28 - 2 hours - 149 MB

content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is on vacation. So let's revisit the time she talked about Thin with Mathilde. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Brown Family Vacation

February 13, 2022 18:22 - 2 hours - 137 MB

Being Bobby Brown, Season 1, Episode 1 Thanks to Alex for commissioning this episode and giving me the opportunity to speak for 2.5 hours on Bobby Brown. In this episode, I'll put some respect on Bobby Brown's name and then immediately take it back off while talking about Whitney, Bobby Christina, and everything else. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Tour Bus Challenge

February 06, 2022 18:29 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, the ladies go on a bus ride...in a parking lot. Also, if you want to skip all the tv talk at the beginning, go to 54 minutes into the recording. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

First Annual Bret’s Mudbowl (with Tomlin)

January 30, 2022 18:44 - 2 hours - 125 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Tomlin stops by to talk about Bret's hair, Brandi M's boots, and why Justin Timberlake is such a trigger for Bret. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Lacey's Story (with Kara Berry)

January 23, 2022 18:47 - 1 hour - 104 MB

My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5 Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food Bank. So this is a win-win-win situation. Kara and I talk about Lacey Buckingham's multiple non-journeys to weight loss and along the way we discuss dating online, David and Victoria Beckham, and how to not get left at Texas gas station. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here an...

Riff It Good

January 16, 2022 18:21 - 1 hour - 112 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo's dreams and Heather's boobs. There's also a very long bit about Pam from Urban Cowboy. I'm sorry. Or you're welcome. I guess it depends on how you feel about that sort of thing. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Motocross (with Sonia)

January 09, 2022 17:37 - 3 hours - 179 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3 content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamariesays) and I talked about. I remember some Lil Romeo, Prince, a lot of Janet Jackson, limos, Tori Spelling...and a little Rock of Love. It's 3hrs long so make sure you stretch before you get into this one! Note: Just a heads up, I had to rerecord a part of this episode because you could literally hear my children arguing in the background ab...

The Pursuit of Porsha

January 02, 2022 18:10 - 2 hours - 132 MB

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide Hey, Princess read Porsha Williams' book so you don't have to. You're welcome. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Talk Dirty to Me

December 20, 2021 05:46 - 1 hour - 118 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, let's talk about Rodeo's horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be chosen, and whether Bret Michaels is actually wearing a wig, a weave, or hair plugs. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

December 12, 2021 17:32 - 1 hour - 99.2 MB

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: sexual assault, suicide Season 9 of Bye Pumkin is here!! Join me as we take a trip down memory lane to hang out with some fun sluts and a man in a wig/doo rag/cowboy hat combo. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) (with Naudia)

December 05, 2021 17:30 - 3 hours - 175 MB

The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death This week, we've got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk about this season of RHOP. The episode is long and I don't remember everything we talked about but I do remember we covered Keke Wyatt and Lisa Raye extensively. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

The Last Days of Left Eye

November 21, 2021 17:24 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

The Last Days of Left Eye content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide This week, let's be sad about Lisa Left Eye Lopes together. Thanks to Roe for commissioning this episode. If you'd like to commission a bonus episode, send me an email at [email protected] and let's talk. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County

November 14, 2021 17:25 - 2 hours - 115 MB

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness This week, Princess goes back a documentary that chronicles a summer with kids who live in poverty at the steps of Disneyland. Skip to 38:20 to bypass the chitchat in the beginning. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Reunion (Part 1 & Part 2)

November 07, 2021 18:56 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19 Princess lied last week. THIS is the last episode of Season 8 and it's all about the reunion. It also happens to be the 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has continued to support this podcast through thick and thin. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Omerta

October 31, 2021 17:07 - 1 hour - 140 MB

Mob Wives Season 2, Episode 17 content warning: suicide, sexual assault, child abuse This week, Karen and Drita have a sit down, Big And has a sit down dinner, and Princess tells you what season 9 of Bye Pumkin will be. Skip 27:30 to 40:41 to avoid suicide, depression, and general dark shit talk. Skip to 44:45 to get straight to the Mob Wives talk.

Of Dogs and Men

October 24, 2021 15:54 - 2 hours - 119 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 16 content warning: eating disorders This week, Carla is mad about Joe's girlfriend, Drita is mad about Lee's transfer, and Ramona is mad about a possible reconciliation.

Taking the Rap

October 17, 2021 17:52 - 1 hour - 89.6 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 15 This week, Karen is a business, Rene doesn't have gift bags, and Ramona can't find the lasers. Oh and Drita is a rapper.

Mob Daughter

October 10, 2021 16:56 - 1 hour - 161 MB

Mob Daughter content warning: the first 30 minutes of this episode is about the state of Housewives franchises and my absolute believe that it's ok to talk about people's mamas. This week, let's take a detour into Karen Gravano's memoir. We'll talk about Sammy the Bull's breakup with John Gotti, what went down in Arizona to get them all arrested as a drug cartel, and how many times do you have to see your father leaving the house with a gun to go kill people before you realize he's not like ...

If Books Could Kill

September 26, 2021 16:52 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 14 This week, Renee is scared of Carla, Drita is getting a puppy, and Ramona's missing $200K worth of jewelry! If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

What Goes Around

September 19, 2021 16:27 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 13 This week, JR is still a rat but now Renee believes. Also, Drita is Jean-Claud Van Damme and Carla thinks Renee knew more than she's saying. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Ultimate Betrayal

September 12, 2021 16:13 - 2 hours - 112 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 12 This week, JR is a rat! And Liz Bentley of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All joins us to talk about Rene's inability to cope with anything, the real reason Rene's dad is mad at her, and who the real victims are. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Torn Apart

September 05, 2021 16:53 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 11 This week, Renee cries and cries and cries and cries. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Fire Away

August 29, 2021 17:38 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 10 This week, Drita and Big Ang get dark, Rene is flip flopping again, and Carla is going backward. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Drag Race Allstars Season 6

August 22, 2021 17:00 - 2 hours - 169 MB

Content Warning: suicide Hey, let's take a break from this season of Bye Pumkin and talk about a show I love dearly: Drag Race. In this episode, I'll ramble on about the current Allstars season so far. If you aren't caught up, be forewarned that there will be spoilers.

Cabin Fever

August 15, 2021 16:15 - 1 hour - 66 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 9 This week, Drita goes to anger management, Carla is stuck in the middle, and Rene loses her shit in the Poconos. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Tricks or Treats

August 08, 2021 16:23 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 8 This week, Rene breaks down, Drita and Ramona have dueling parties, and Big Ang drinks something disgusting. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Intervention: Tim

August 01, 2021 16:15 - 2 hours - 114 MB

Intervention, S2, E16 Content Warning: suicide, drug abuse, sexual assault, self harm Princess is off this week and so here's a lovely little throwback episode from the Patreon series we did on Intervention. The episode starts off with a little talk about Demi Lovato and then we move on to a disgusting drain pipe to talk about Tim, a musician, a producer, and a crack addict. So get your If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes just like this. You...

Mob Daughters

July 25, 2021 16:11 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 7 This week, Drita gets a non apology, Carla plays both sides, and Princess can't believe how far Rene will go for love. Hey, would you help the podcast out and fill out this survey? Changes are coming and we'd like your feedback on some things. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Fights and Facials

July 18, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 97 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 6 This week, the girls have a spa party, Rene sinks closer into madness, and Big Ang is the voice of reason. Hey, would you help the podcast out and fill out this survey? Changes are coming and we'd like your feedback on some things. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Old Friends, New Archenemies

July 11, 2021 16:00 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 5 This week, Mona Jones joins the podcast to talk about Big Ang's legacy, which Mob Wife she'd want to fight one-on-one, and whether the Rock is good in bed. You can hear more of Mona's stellar impressions on her podcast, How About No. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

You Don't Wanna Go to War with Me

July 04, 2021 16:28 - 1 hour - 81.1 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 4 This week, we take a break from watching Boss Baby 2 over and over again to discuss dealing with the police, whether fighting is worth it, and what Drita is really doing over at the Macy's makeup counter. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Makeups and Breakups

June 27, 2021 16:18 - 1 hour - 99.3 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 3 This week, we get into why Rene is really mad at Carla, Drita's divorce tour, and the Ramona of it all. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Hell on Heels

June 13, 2021 15:50 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 2 This week picks up right at the party brawl and we get into punches, fights, and the Derek of it all. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

New Year, New War

June 06, 2021 16:31 - 1 hour - 109 MB

_ POSE SPOILERS ARE IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS EPISODE! SKIP TO 15:40 TO AVOID THEM_ Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 1 This week, we're busting into season 8 of Bye Pumkin with the ladies of Mob Wives. We get into who these ladies are, what they've done, and why Big Ang is the patron saint of this podcast...but only if we don't think too hard about her. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign...

16 & Pregnant: Allie

May 30, 2021 16:11 - 2 hours - 223 MB

16 & Pregnant, Season 3, Episode 10 We're between seasons and it's time to cleanse the palate. And what better way to do that than to talk about some teen mothers? This week, we get into all the reasons you shouldn't have a baby with someone you've known for 2 months, what if Jesus can see you having sex, and how to have a fight while eating a banana. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and ...

The Assanti Brothers: The Final Chapter

May 23, 2021 16:35 - 2 hours - 123 MB

My 600-lb Life, Season 8, Episode 22 This week, we close out the Assanti saga and Season 7 of Bye Pumkin with the final chapter of their journey. No, they didn't die. I'm just tired of talking about them! Kara (@karabtweets) of Everyone's Business But Mine joins me and we get into Steven Sr's bird killing voice, Justin Assanti's boundaries, and what happens when Steven Assanti gets the Pretty Woman treatment. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episod...

The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 2

May 16, 2021 15:20 - 2 hours - 208 MB

My 600-lb Life, Season 5, Episode 13 UPDATE: Hey all. This episode should have had a content warning on it for physical and sexual child abuse. I forgot. I’m sorry. Maybe skip this episode if that’s going to be a hard listen for you.  This week, we continue the Assanti saga with our guest Rachelle Gabrielle, of How About No and If You Have to Ask. Together we get into why Justin is a part of this show, tv therapy, and whether Steven Assanti is a Karen. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin...

The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 1

May 09, 2021 16:53 - 1 hour - 101 MB

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 13 It's Assanti season...in a special three part arc, we'll explore the Assanti family, their dysfunctions, their character flaws, and their pizza orders. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Kandi and Brandi's Story

May 02, 2021 15:16 - 2 hours - 116 MB

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, we follow Kandi and Brandi, 600-lb twins, as they get on Dr. Now's weight loss plan. We'll get into the creepiness of twins, whether it's standard to be powdering your sister's pussy, and whether I should testify at Dr. Now's malpractice lawsuit. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

JT's Story

April 25, 2021 15:44 - 1 hour - 142 MB

My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4 This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we'll get into some lymphedema talk, a banging taco salad, and whether or not JT met his fiancée three days before he started filming.

Zsalynn's Story

April 18, 2021 15:47 - 1 hour - 92.7 MB

My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1 This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And The City, Marcus Limonis, and This Is Us.

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