Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
130 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago -The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.
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#128: Biden Flails + George Carlin Overrated? + Sam's "Relapse" + Agenda 25 + Pay Pigs
July 15, 2024 16:49 - 2 hours - 110 MBSam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill. Note: This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/broken...
#127: "Biden's Black Pill Debate" + Obama or Newsom Next? + Julian Assange is Free + Israel's Secret Plan
July 01, 2024 03:40 - 1 hour - 90.5 MBWe go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comm...
#126: Water/Food Scarcity + Sam's Bill Maher Encounter + Lindsey Graham Spills Beans on Ukraine
June 17, 2024 22:58 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulat...
#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History
June 10, 2024 11:31 - 2 hours - 113 MBThis week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee. Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedit...
#124: Trump Convicted + Dave Smith Nails Chris Cuomo On Rogan Lies + Mark the TFH Booker is in Trouble
June 03, 2024 12:49 - 2 hours - 121 MBSam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulat...
#123: Hollywood Backs Kevin Spacey + Bobby Lee Cancels + King Charles' Creepy Portrait + Sam's Sharty Week
May 20, 2024 12:15 - 1 hour - 106 MBThis week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtub...
#122: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm + Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin Regret + Roddy Piper's Ghost Text + Sam's 'Racist' Comedy
May 13, 2024 12:42 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBWe're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/sa...
#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare
May 01, 2024 16:45 - 1 hour - 99.2 MBSam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simul...
#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan
April 24, 2024 10:23 - 2 hours - 112 MBWe are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simu...
#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre
April 17, 2024 12:04 - 1 hour - 88.5 MBSam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or...
#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s
April 01, 2024 18:42 - 1 hour - 107 MBWe're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch ...
#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?
March 11, 2024 10:00 - 2 hours - 112 MBAfter a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more. Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedit...
#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin
February 19, 2024 07:55 - 1 hour - 105 MBSam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation). Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPC...
#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?
February 08, 2024 10:42 - 1 hour - 103 MBWas Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election? We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokens...
#114: "The Watcher" + Sam Meets Challenger Astronaut, Admiral Byrd Relatives + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban
January 22, 2024 04:53 - 1 hour - 96.1 MBSam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe. Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though. Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus...
#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS
January 12, 2024 12:53 - 1 hour - 107 MBWe're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute! Please use Johnny'...
#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero
December 22, 2023 12:16 - 1 hour - 109 MBIt's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help ...
#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals
December 15, 2023 15:44 - 2 hours - 128 MBWe're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content. Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off! Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get up to $250 off and three months o...
#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop
December 04, 2023 14:12 - 1 hour - 109 MBSam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation. Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM! Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! Go to www.chao...
#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence
November 24, 2023 11:20 - 1 hour - 102 MBOn this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club." Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM! Help make the...
#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable
November 13, 2023 14:47 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBOn this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding. Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best. Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer. Help make the 'Chaos Twins...
#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble
November 06, 2023 13:05 - 2 hours - 123 MBSam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more! Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster. You'll also get u...
#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous
October 26, 2023 12:57 - 2 hours - 113 MBSam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is. You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served! Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROK...
#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew
October 18, 2023 11:47 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBSam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard The outro s...
#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted
October 05, 2023 22:07 - 2 hours - 128 MBSam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patre...
#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery
September 29, 2023 13:02 - 1 hour - 92.4 MBA little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more. Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8 More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimula...
#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story
September 18, 2023 13:43 - 2 hours - 137 MBSam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club. Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident...
#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms
September 09, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThis week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more. Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https:/...
#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation
August 28, 2023 17:30 - 2 hours - 148 MBFor the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off! Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulat...
#99: "Divide & Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies
August 14, 2023 13:05 - 2 hours - 114 MBOff-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bo...
#98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern
August 07, 2023 12:45 - 2 hours - 116 MBThe FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @john...
#97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe
August 02, 2023 10:07 - 2 hours - 129 MBSam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus. Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/c...
#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)
July 24, 2023 11:22 - 1 hour - 108 MBPodcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensi...
#95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing
July 17, 2023 14:29 - 2 hours - 124 MBThis week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.yout...
#94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge
July 03, 2023 13:01 - 2 hours - 127 MBHost Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator. Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death. We open this episode b...
#93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories
June 26, 2023 20:18 - 1 hour - 105 MBWe're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival. Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: ...
#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital
June 19, 2023 16:53 - 2 hours - 144 MBThe Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www....
#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails
June 13, 2023 13:41 - 2 hours - 121 MBThis week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog Social med...
#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself
June 05, 2023 12:46 - 2 hours - 130 MBIt didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simu...
#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires
May 29, 2023 13:14 - 2 hours - 130 MBHost Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulat...
#88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged
May 22, 2023 12:53 - 2 hours - 126 MBThe creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature. Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And w...
#87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers'
May 12, 2023 14:18 - 2 hours - 131 MBSam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube. Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/...
#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories
May 05, 2023 13:26 - 1 hour - 109 MBHost Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation. Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channe...
#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends
April 28, 2023 10:08 - 2 hours - 112 MBThis week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCP...
#84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars
April 21, 2023 10:15 - 2 hours - 116 MBSam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable. Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items. Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simu...
#83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep
April 14, 2023 12:15 - 2 hours - 124 MBSam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content. Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at Manscaped.com! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/ch...
#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule
April 07, 2023 13:45 - 2 hours - 120 MBWe detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation. Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today! More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob...
#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork
March 31, 2023 19:04 - 2 hours - 111 MBWe're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles. Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order! Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm. Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/brok...
#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity
March 17, 2023 19:40 - 2 hours - 122 MBWe're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all. Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK & MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download the ap...
#79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads
March 10, 2023 15:24 - 2 hours - 110 MBThis week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return. Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/chann...