Britney's Gram
171 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 718 ratingsEach week, comedians Tess Barker and Barbara Gray discuss and dissect Britney Spears's Instagram posts.
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Domination Cancellation
January 10, 2019 09:48 - 49 minutes - 45 MBBritney cancelled her residency less than a month out and WE. ARE. SHOOK. Tess has mega conspiracies about Britney's post about dad Jamie being sick. You do not want to miss this episode which constitutes some of Tess's best detective work yet. Are we about to see a free Britney?? IS THE WORLD READY?
61 - Domination Cancellation
January 10, 2019 09:48 - 49 minutes - 45 MBBritney cancelled her residency less than a month out and WE. ARE. SHOOK. Tess has mega conspiracies about Britney's post about dad Jamie being sick. You do not want to miss this episode which constitutes some of Tess's best detective work yet. Are we about to see a free Britney?? IS THE WORLD READY?
60 - Sip A Starbucks With God
January 03, 2019 08:38 - 43 minutes - 59.7 MBWe sure hope B had a Merry Britmas, but it's anyone's guess, given how little she posted over the holiday. A portrait of a woman made entirely of plants has us questioning what good art is, and when it's appropriate to use the word 'exquisite.' Brit's most recent Bible post has us hoping she's okay...and also points out how little Babs and Tess know about the good book. A Christmas eve post with Jaden or Sean Preston seems a bit sad, and Sam's motivational New Years post is ...
Sip A Starbucks With God
January 03, 2019 08:38 - 43 minutes - 59.7 MBWe sure hope B had a Merry Britmas, but it's anyone's guess, given how little she posted over the holiday. A portrait of a woman made entirely of plants has us questioning what good art is, and when it's appropriate to use the word 'exquisite.' Brit's most recent Bible post has us hoping she's okay...and also points out how little Babs and Tess know about the good book. A Christmas eve post with Jaden or Sean Preston seems a bit sad, and Sam's motivational New Years post is ...
59 - Butterfly Beware
December 20, 2018 11:00 - 48 minutes - 44 MBSome hot holiday posts and behind the scenes from our gal, plus a step over to Sam's gram to see an ad for ... abs? We don't know, but that's why we're here!! Follow us on twitter and instagram @britneysgram to follow along!
Butterfly Beware
December 20, 2018 11:00 - 48 minutes - 44 MBSome hot holiday posts and behind the scenes from our gal, plus a step over to Sam's gram to see an ad for ... abs? We don't know, but that's why we're here!! Follow us on twitter and instagram @britneysgram to follow along!
I Was Freaking Hungry!
December 13, 2018 17:17 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBWe're dreaming of a White Christmas and apparently Brit is dreaming of steakhouse. We get a little bit of everything, a selfie singing video with a surprise message to her children and a neck reindeer, one of the most epic Brit Skits to hit the internet, and some Home Goods level Christmas decorations to let us know our girl is feeling the holiday spirit. RUN to listen to this ep, like you would if your young hot boyfriend told you you were headed to Outback.
58 I Was Freaking Hungry!
December 13, 2018 17:17 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBWe're dreaming of a White Christmas and apparently Brit is dreaming of steakhouse. We get a little bit of everything, a selfie singing video with a surprise message to her children and a neck reindeer, one of the most epic Brit Skits to hit the internet, and some Home Goods level Christmas decorations to let us know our girl is feeling the holiday spirit. RUN to listen to this ep, like you would if your young hot boyfriend told you you were headed to Outback.
Break Them Like An Artist
December 06, 2018 11:07 - 1 hour - 105 MBStevie Anderson from "What's Your Sign" stops in to delve deep into Brit's star chart and what the cosmos have to do with who Britney truly is deep down inside. We make a surprising revelation about Brit's birthday vacation photo, and try to get to the bottom of the Pablo Picasso meme she posted. What rules is Brit willing to break?
57 - Break Them Like An Artist
December 06, 2018 11:07 - 1 hour - 105 MBStevie Anderson from "What's Your Sign" stops in to delve deep into Brit's star chart and what the cosmos have to do with who Britney truly is deep down inside. We make a surprising revelation about Brit's birthday vacation photo, and try to get to the bottom of the Pablo Picasso meme she posted. What rules is Brit willing to break?
I Don't Get It
November 29, 2018 08:42 - 27 minutes - 37.8 MBThis Thanksgiving holiday, Britney barely posted on the Gram. Is something going on? Is this at all related to the reason Jamie Lynn had to miss the CMA Awards this year? Some paparazzi photos outside of CVS reveal just how wild Brit's weave can be, and our one direct message from Britney this week is a meditation on what "Normal" is.
56 - I Don't Get It
November 29, 2018 08:42 - 27 minutes - 37.8 MBThis Thanksgiving holiday, Britney barely posted on the Gram. Is something going on? Is this at all related to the reason Jamie Lynn had to miss the CMA Awards this year? Some paparazzi photos outside of CVS reveal just how wild Brit's weave can be, and our one direct message from Britney this week is a meditation on what "Normal" is.
Do Epic Shit
November 22, 2018 16:51 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBTess and Babs do some throwbacks to posts we're thankful for. A classic selfie duckface video, Britney exclaiming her love of New York via a Starbucks commemorative mug, an inspiring meme, and a strange road trip video with a hidden gem. We are thankful for Britney and we are thankful for whoever else has gone down this rabbit hole with us.
55 Do Epic Shit
November 22, 2018 16:51 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBTess and Babs do some throwbacks to posts we're thankful for. A classic selfie duckface video, Britney exclaiming her love of New York via a Starbucks commemorative mug, an inspiring meme, and a strange road trip video with a hidden gem. We are thankful for Britney and we are thankful for whoever else has gone down this rabbit hole with us.
A Cult of One
November 15, 2018 17:24 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBThe hilarious Chris Farah joins Barbara and Tess for a recap of Tess's adventure at Britney's conservatorship hearing. Tess goes into details re: what kind of tie Brit's conservator was wearing and more. The ladies get into the rest of the family's complicit silence and wonder when B is going to give us the Kentwood Christmas album we deserve. Then it's off to Topanga Canyon, where Brit is at lunch with the boys, making skits and enjoying the Inn of the Seventh Ray's magical Snow White at...
54 - A Cult of One
November 15, 2018 17:24 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBThe hilarious Chris Farah joins Barbara and Tess for a recap of Tess's adventure at Britney's conservatorship hearing. Tess goes into details re: what kind of tie Brit's conservator was wearing and more. The ladies get into the rest of the family's complicit silence and wonder when B is going to give us the Kentwood Christmas album we deserve. Then it's off to Topanga Canyon, where Brit is at lunch with the boys, making skits and enjoying the Inn of the Seventh Ray's magical Snow White at...
You Think You Know Me?
November 08, 2018 17:28 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBBritney posted and deleted a cryptic - and possibly drunk? - video with Sam then deleted it and it has our heads spinning. Brit goes on a hike, auditions some new dancers, and uses a meme to remind us that she's not just a pretty face. Because that scares her.
53 You Think You Know Me?
November 08, 2018 17:28 - 50 minutes - 46.2 MBBritney posted and deleted a cryptic - and possibly drunk? - video with Sam then deleted it and it has our heads spinning. Brit goes on a hike, auditions some new dancers, and uses a meme to remind us that she's not just a pretty face. Because that scares her.
I Am the Storm
November 01, 2018 04:01 - 37 minutes - 51.8 MBBabs and Tess delve into the deep well that is Brit's past posts with a special devil-themed TBT episode. We wonder whether Britney was threatening someone when she mentioned that the devil didn't know where women sharpened the knives...or was she just at a baby shower?? What does Britney mean when she tells the devil she is the storm? Plus, Babs and Tess delve into what it's like to live in the prison of fame, and whether Brit's 2007 meltdown was that out of the ordinary. Brit ha...
52 - I Am the Storm
November 01, 2018 04:01 - 37 minutes - 51.8 MBBabs and Tess delve into the deep well that is Brit's past posts with a special devil-themed TBT episode. We wonder whether Britney was threatening someone when she mentioned that the devil didn't know where women sharpened the knives...or was she just at a baby shower?? What does Britney mean when she tells the devil she is the storm? Plus, Babs and Tess delve into what it's like to live in the prison of fame, and whether Brit's 2007 meltdown was that out of the ordinary. Brit ha...
The Vegas Announcement
October 25, 2018 17:41 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBBritney's non-announcement was a total trainwreck and we are here to give you the play-by-play of the live spookening. 30 minutes of anticlimactic joy as our queen does only what Godney can and creates a panic by doing absolutely nothing. Tess has some new shrouded info on the conservatorship and Brit drops a gram using Justin Timberlake music in a cryptic shout out. Also a non-announced concert?? What's going on in Britney world?
51 The Vegas Announcement
October 25, 2018 17:41 - 46 minutes - 42.5 MBBritney's non-announcement was a total trainwreck and we are here to give you the play-by-play of the live spookening. 30 minutes of anticlimactic joy as our queen does only what Godney can and creates a panic by doing absolutely nothing. Tess has some new shrouded info on the conservatorship and Brit drops a gram using Justin Timberlake music in a cryptic shout out. Also a non-announced concert?? What's going on in Britney world?
Minion Shit
October 18, 2018 07:05 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBWe may have missed this Minion meme right after recording last week, but we get INTO it here. Then....so much happened during Britney's appearance on the Ellen Show, and we are so glad that Jamie Lynn was there to capture it all..and Brit reaches out to her sister Selena Gomez in the most tender way possible -- via heavily made up workout video.
50 - Minion Shit
October 18, 2018 07:05 - 30 minutes - 41.8 MBWe may have missed this Minion meme right after recording last week, but we get INTO it here. Then....so much happened during Britney's appearance on the Ellen Show, and we are so glad that Jamie Lynn was there to capture it all..and Brit reaches out to her sister Selena Gomez in the most tender way possible -- via heavily made up workout video.
47 A Very Smart Mama Bear
October 11, 2018 09:13 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBBabs is back! We discuss Britney's edit of a My Prerogative ad, her teacup fetish, and a lovely visit from mamma and papa bear, or her uncle.
A Very Smart Mama Bear
October 11, 2018 09:13 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBBabs is back! We discuss Britney's edit of a My Prerogative ad, her teacup fetish, and a lovely visit from mamma and papa bear, or her uncle.
48 - Oops
October 04, 2018 18:33 - 45 minutes - 63 MBGuest host Whitney Teubner joins Tess to get to the bottom of a very mysterious and political week on the Gram. A recreational salsa dancing session has Britney showing her face for the first time in a while, and Whit and Tess wonder why Britney feels the need to emphasize that her dancer is a gentleman. An innocent, albeit bizarre post from Britney about the joys of pineapple juice and...um...eyes over babies in Paris turns out to be an accidental f-you to the Parisian mayor. And w...
Oops
October 04, 2018 18:33 - 45 minutes - 63 MBGuest host Whitney Teubner joins Tess to get to the bottom of a very mysterious and political week on the Gram. A recreational salsa dancing session has Britney showing her face for the first time in a while, and Whit and Tess wonder why Britney feels the need to emphasize that her dancer is a gentleman. An innocent, albeit bizarre post from Britney about the joys of pineapple juice and...um...eyes over babies in Paris turns out to be an accidental f-you to the Parisian mayor. And w...
Celebrities : They're Better Than Us (With guest host Joe Kaye)
September 27, 2018 20:44 - 34 minutes - 47.3 MBBarbara is off in the land of tea cups and cozies, so guest host Joe Kaye steps in this week for some analysis of Brit's footprints in the Sand post -- (spoiler, B is a better Christian than Tess and Joe.) We also pop over to Jamie Lynn's feed to wonder why old girl is slinging Mac N Cheese. Then, it's time to talk about Ashgari and why we give him more leeway than even Ben Affleck. Plus, Sam is on fire in a very Britney-esque post about running...and potato chips.
47 Celebrities : They're Better Than Us (With guest host Joe Kaye)
September 27, 2018 20:44 - 34 minutes - 47.3 MBBarbara is off in the land of tea cups and cozies, so guest host Joe Kaye steps in this week for some analysis of Brit's footprints in the Sand post -- (spoiler, B is a better Christian than Tess and Joe.) We also pop over to Jamie Lynn's feed to wonder why old girl is slinging Mac N Cheese. Then, it's time to talk about Ashgari and why we give him more leeway than even Ben Affleck. Plus, Sam is on fire in a very Britney-esque post about running...and potato chips.
Nice Memes: A Place For Aunts
September 20, 2018 15:26 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBKitten imagery spans from Brit to Sam's timelines and Babs and Tess get even deeper into their plan to lure Brit into posting a meme inspired by her very own account. (Follow nice__memes on instagram). They journey over to Jamie Lynn's page to talk about some cryptic Beyonce lyrics and what appears to be some very inventive recycling of Britney's tour props.
46 Nice Memes: A Place For Aunts
September 20, 2018 15:26 - 44 minutes - 40.3 MBKitten imagery spans from Brit to Sam's timelines and Babs and Tess get even deeper into their plan to lure Brit into posting a meme inspired by her very own account. (Follow nice__memes on instagram). They journey over to Jamie Lynn's page to talk about some cryptic Beyonce lyrics and what appears to be some very inventive recycling of Britney's tour props.
45 Brit Bait
September 13, 2018 09:01 - 33 minutes - 47.1 MBBrit has been keeping a low profile, and posting mostly memes, stock, photos, and choice selects from the infamous unsupervised photo shoot. We wonder how she's coping with the end of her tour, and give Babs much deserved credit for creating our flawless first Brit Bait. A repost of one of Sam's old #iphone pictures, followed by what appear to be accidental shots of touristy New York appear to offer a glimpse into B's creative process.
Brit Bait
September 13, 2018 09:01 - 33 minutes - 47.1 MBBrit has been keeping a low profile, and posting mostly memes, stock, photos, and choice selects from the infamous unsupervised photo shoot. We wonder how she's coping with the end of her tour, and give Babs much deserved credit for creating our flawless first Brit Bait. A repost of one of Sam's old #iphone pictures, followed by what appear to be accidental shots of touristy New York appear to offer a glimpse into B's creative process.
44 There's Always A Way Out
September 06, 2018 13:50 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBBrit's at the end of her world tour and it's showing on the gram. Some cryptic posts and very bad fake abs round out this week's somewhat melancholy posts. Looks like our girl didn't get her ice cream this week. Also: STOP MAKING BRITNEY DO MEET AND GREETS.
There's Always A Way Out
September 06, 2018 13:50 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBBrit's at the end of her world tour and it's showing on the gram. Some cryptic posts and very bad fake abs round out this week's somewhat melancholy posts. Looks like our girl didn't get her ice cream this week. Also: STOP MAKING BRITNEY DO MEET AND GREETS.
Sometimes You Just Need Ice Cream To Get Going!
August 30, 2018 08:08 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBWOW. WHAT. A. WEEK. Only three posts from Brit but a video that could spawn an entire podcast in and of itself. Brit is bored and thinking up skits so who better to involve than her dancers! Special guest Dana Wickens of Earwolf joins Babs and Tess to take a deep dive into this special Brit skit.
43 Sometimes You Just Need Ice Cream To Get Going!
August 30, 2018 08:08 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBWOW. WHAT. A. WEEK. Only three posts from Brit but a video that could spawn an entire podcast in and of itself. Brit is bored and thinking up skits so who better to involve than her dancers! Special guest Dana Wickens of Earwolf joins Babs and Tess to take a deep dive into this special Brit skit.
42 Don't You Just Love Barbie
August 23, 2018 17:12 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBA rose is but a rose, and a gram is but a gram, and a deep dive into Britney's Barbie past is due.
Don't You Just Love Barbie
August 23, 2018 17:12 - 36 minutes - 33.2 MBA rose is but a rose, and a gram is but a gram, and a deep dive into Britney's Barbie past is due.
Before My Show!!
August 16, 2018 09:54 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBFrom two-hour solo yoga videos, to a Vanessa Hudgens quote, to an incredibly awkward backstage dance with Sam, we're loving a classic week on the gram!!
41 Before My Show!!
August 16, 2018 09:54 - 33 minutes - 31.1 MBFrom two-hour solo yoga videos, to a Vanessa Hudgens quote, to an incredibly awkward backstage dance with Sam, we're loving a classic week on the gram!!
40 Real Talk...🍔🍔🍔
August 09, 2018 08:36 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBBritney's posting a lot of tour footage and one of our favorite memes yet! We get some juicy info on how much dough she makes a year - and we come up with a PLAN to trap Britney with a meme. We're crazy.
Real Talk...🍔🍔🍔
August 09, 2018 08:36 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBBritney's posting a lot of tour footage and one of our favorite memes yet! We get some juicy info on how much dough she makes a year - and we come up with a PLAN to trap Britney with a meme. We're crazy.
38 Prayer Memes
August 02, 2018 09:35 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBBrit's on tour and she is feeling herself, whether it be in body glitter on Fallon or a strappy stage costume, and we are here for it. Throw in some random tbts from a Disney Safari and some seemingly out of nowhere prayer memes and you got yourself another week of us talking about Britney Spears' instagram page.
Prayer Memes
August 02, 2018 09:35 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MBBrit's on tour and she is feeling herself, whether it be in body glitter on Fallon or a strappy stage costume, and we are here for it. Throw in some random tbts from a Disney Safari and some seemingly out of nowhere prayer memes and you got yourself another week of us talking about Britney Spears' instagram page.
Who Is It??
July 26, 2018 16:13 - 31 minutes - 29 MBIt's Britney, bitch. Tess and Babs make a haunting discovery about Sam's teeth, as well as Britney's love of skeleton keys and Home Goods aesthetics. She hits Atlantic City for some go-karts and we get a good ole-fashioned Pepsi endorsement.
38 Who Is It??
July 26, 2018 16:13 - 31 minutes - 29 MBIt's Britney, bitch. Tess and Babs make a haunting discovery about Sam's teeth, as well as Britney's love of skeleton keys and Home Goods aesthetics. She hits Atlantic City for some go-karts and we get a good ole-fashioned Pepsi endorsement.
37 Britney Destination
July 19, 2018 15:54 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MBLots of fun things this week, including some wisdom from a 4-year-old, selfies with the kids, and a deep dive into an interview with Sam about his transformation into Hot Guy. They are truly soulmates!
Britney Destination
July 19, 2018 15:54 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MBLots of fun things this week, including some wisdom from a 4-year-old, selfies with the kids, and a deep dive into an interview with Sam about his transformation into Hot Guy. They are truly soulmates!