Paging Mommie Dearest…in this week’s trip down Childhood Trauma Lane, Missy revisits her mother’s cleanliness-based ban on anything white because, quote, “you’ll just ruin it.” Feel the love as we break Missy’s children of their birthright, courtesy of a brand new white sweatshirt. Well. White...for now.  

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