Brian Moote Show
151 episodes - English - Latest episode: 18 days ago - ★★★★★ - 46 ratingsThis show should make you laugh, cry, get angry, and then laugh about how angry you are. The Brian Moote Show is funny first, but always has an opinion.
Brian Moote is a recovering A-hole with a huge heart. He's a comedian and radio personality. Brian is kind of guy you want to hate, but then realize he has a Masters Degree in social work, and used to teach children with special needs. Then you start to fear him as your mind actually considers his logical, yet sometimes bold, opinions on the world's events.
If you enjoy some laughter, need a little news, and like to argue with your speakers, this show is yours to listen to. Research shows it makes you 4 times less likely to allow your significant other's inadequacies get to you.
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Episodes
Singing the Quarantine Blues
March 24, 2020 15:56 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBIn this episode of the Brian Moote Show, Brian and Patrick talk about their new found quarantine reality and try to find out which instrument is the least sexy to be versed at for playing during the isolation we are living in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brian Moote Coming Back To Your Radio?
October 24, 2019 17:52 - 19 minutes - 17.5 MBWhat city should he launch his brand new show in? Brian Moote has had lots of fun in radio. He's been in Seattle, Atlanta (and syndicated everywhere with The Bert Show) and then in Los Angeles. But what radio station will he be at next? Will he go back to Seattle? Will you see him in Atlanta? There's a lot of shaking up happening in Los Angeles, is he going back there? Wait. Could it be a completely new city? What city do you want him to come to? There is NO limit. See omnystudio.com/listene...
Rudy Giuliani has fallen from America’s Mayor to America’s Crazy Uncle
October 17, 2019 03:51 - 37 minutes - 34.2 MBRudy Giuliani was once one of the most revered people in politics. Some say he could have snapped his fingers and become President. But the story didn't go that way. Instead, we have a man running around doing things not even our current president would do. It's an odd time in our political world. Here's your basic rundown of the show: (02:16) Life advice for Brian and Pat's godson. Enjoy such tips as "How To Kill A Terrorist" and "I'm not giving him the sex talk. A real exploration between...
Shane Gillis Fired From SNL - Cancel Culture Wins
September 25, 2019 15:59 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBShane Gillis was finally fired from SNL. They actively sought out a conservative leaning comedian so they could grab some Trump supporters, and it back-fired. According to Shane, no one can take away his ability to get on SNL. That's true technically. Brian disagrees at the (12:30) mark. Is he just not funny? Here's what else happened in this episode: (02:36) A little tangent into documentaries about Bill Gates and the oil industry killing electric cars. (08:01) Cancel culture with Shane Gi...
Did Shane Gillis go too far?
September 13, 2019 18:41 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MBShane Gillis (a new SNL cast member) is under fire for saying something racist about Asians in a podcast. One of his fellow new cast members, Bowen Yang, is Asian. We talk about the sensitivity of politics as we share our completely correct opinions on comedy. Here's what went down throughout the show: (0:00) A stream of nonsense leading into the first real segment. (7:52) Wacky Facts about Friday the 13th (18:47) We are sending Pat to Intercourse, PA, and there's already drama about it. ...
Intercourse! Trump and Chrissy Teigen beef. Antonio Brown drama.
September 09, 2019 20:11 - 35 minutes - 32.5 MBIn this episode, we find out that Pat is now going to Intercourse, PA and we need to find things for him to do. President Trump and Chrissy Teigen are beefing. Antonio Brown wrecks Pat's fantasy team. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What counts as cheating? Intercourse or Area 51?
September 06, 2019 17:55 - 43 minutes - 40 MBWhat counts as cheating? Men and Women have different views on this, but Pat has a theory, and it makes him look really good. He's very dateable. In this episode, we narrow down the send Pat Somewhere segment to the final 2 cities: Intercourse, PA and Area 51, NV. Patrick reveals some of Brian's terrible high school rap album. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why did Andrew Luck quit? Is he a quitter?
August 27, 2019 19:21 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBIn this episode, we talk about Brian not feeling the world of unemployment, Andrew Luck and him retiring from football, an update on where we are sending Pat and we found out some important things about cancer jokes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can a shock collar hurt humans? Let's find out.
August 19, 2019 14:07 - 46 minutes - 42.9 MBCan a shock collar hurt humans? You betcha. Brian and Pat put it to the test. Pat tries to guess #1 hits on his birthday in a given year. If he doesn't know the right answer, we zap the ever-loving crap out of him with a shock collar. We're sending Pat somewhere random in the country on a $500 max budget. We also somehow find time to make fun of Brian's not good radio demo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to repair a relationship: Brian interviews his father about his time in prison. (pt. 2)
August 16, 2019 15:46 - 1 hour - 63.2 MBHere is part 2 of the 2 hour interview that Brian had with his father about his time in prison and their process of repairing their relationship. This part address the process of Peter being transferred from prison to prison and life after his release. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to ask for help: stranded on the toilet with no TP
August 15, 2019 05:15 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBAre you stuck on a toilet with not a single square of toilet paper to be found? Brian gets stuck on the toilet at a hotel. Thankfully, there's a telephone right next to the toilet. Let's see how that works out for him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brian is live from Chicago answering awkward questions from you
August 12, 2019 13:29 - 47 minutes - 43.5 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to repair a relationship: Brian interviews his father about his time in prison. (pt. 1)
August 09, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBBrian interviews his father about the time he spent in prison. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Karma is a myth... And why is Brian so awkward in pictures with rappers
August 08, 2019 16:42 - 46 minutes - 42.2 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brian Let a crackhead into his apartment to take a shower... It got weird
August 06, 2019 12:58 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBIn this episode, Brian lets a crackhead into his apartment to take a shower, and can you believe it? Things got weird quick. They also need you to be part of the show, so please call the studio burner at 310-429-8903 We are also on a mission to find someone who had the worst day ever in a new segment called "Bad Day Brackets." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does Pat Still Have Cancer & Is Brian Beefing with the Kardashians?
August 02, 2019 18:52 - 43 minutes - 40 MBIn this episode of the show, we find out if Pat still has colon cancer and what happened with Brian? Is he beefing with show business? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does Brian Need to Propose ASAP?
July 16, 2019 21:20 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shock Collars & Food Poisoning
July 15, 2019 13:49 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBOn today's episode of Up Late, we try to shock bad habits out ourselves live on the air, can food poisoning bring you closer together, travel chaos with families and TSA yelp reviews. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ruptured scrotum: A cautionary tale
July 11, 2019 16:45 - 41 minutes - 38.1 MBIn this episode of Up Late, we talk a lot about balls and how Pat ruptured his trying too hard playing basketball and why you should never hustle ever in your life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fake Asses & Brian's New Place
July 10, 2019 16:53 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBIn this episode, we talk about big ol' fake butts, Brian's new apartment, why he thinks someday he will have little girls who will ruin his life and how to lose an argument in 10 seconds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Colon Flushes & Quitting on the Job
July 09, 2019 21:51 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBOn this episode of Up Late, Brian and Shereen address how different their fights are with their significant others, Brian had a colonoscopy before the show so he's a little loopy... More so than usual and a bartender named Jeremy quits his job during the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Fart Walks, Gamers & Busting Baby Sitters
July 09, 2019 14:45 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MBOn this episode of Up Late with Brian Moote... Patrick educates us on the fart walk, Shereen admits to Benadryling her kids, Brian gets kicked out of a karaoke bar and we have a listener bust a babysitter. Hit us up at [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
COLONOSCOPY DAY!
May 08, 2019 15:15 - 42 minutes - 38.6 MBIts finally here everyone, the day that Brian gets his colonoscopy! Considering that his brother was diagnosed with stage three colon cancer after his colonoscopy almost exactly one year ago today it's kind of a big deal. If you have ever had questions about the process this is a good chance to get a better idea of just what this ass camera business is all about. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FLORIDA: WHERE WHITE PEOPLE GO TO GO CRAZY
April 24, 2019 01:41 - 39 minutes - 36.4 MBIts a really long description- WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
COACHELLA IS FOR LOSERS
April 16, 2019 03:24 - 38 minutes - 35.6 MBBrian and Pat went NEAR Coachella, and Pats back exploded with puss... if you need more info to listen you're the weird one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
MURPHY'S LAW STRIKES AGAIN
April 10, 2019 15:26 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MB101001110101001011001011100010101011100101010010010110000110 ... If that description doesnt make sense then you're not a computer so you'll just have to listen to find out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Shereen Thor has finally convinced Brian Moote to have a child with his girlfriend - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
April 04, 2019 00:26 - 44 minutes - 40.6 MBWe never thought this day would come. Brian is ready. He is ready to become a father, and help his child when things get stuck in their nose. A glorius day for us all. Shereen Thor stops in and it's Brad's birthday, so we assume he's fine and just decided not to come in. We should know soon... If you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty....
White People are Stupid & The Nipsey Hussle Tragedy
April 03, 2019 15:16 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MBThis podcast is one thing- HOT FIRE. We unveil our new mantras. Brians is pretty aggressive and Pat's isnt really a mantra at all just a realization that he is too nice. Some high school kids from Issaquah WA did some racist s*** so we torch those idiots (side note- WHITE PEOPLE stop being racists, we shouldn't have to tell you this). Then we move on to to the brutal daylight murder of rapper Nipsy Hussle, and the possible reasons behind his tragic death. See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...
What's the media's responsibility with showing mass shootings? - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
March 31, 2019 00:09 - 43 minutes - 40 MBBrad Nolan, Brian Moote, and Pat Moote cover the media's responsibility regarding heavy news. They also have a little chat about plumber's crack and cancer marathons. It's a real light show. If you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brand New Tech, Hot Sports Takes & a "meh" Review of the Movie Us
March 21, 2019 03:24 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBAttention Moote Points Podcast listeners! We have a brand new podcasting mix board and it's f***ing amazing. The days of Brian being all pissed off at Pat for their shitty equipment fails are over! We are now on to the days of distracting sound effects, and annoying people with phone calls(coming next week). Oh, and we also talk about other stuff thats hella interesting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Andrew Sleighter drops in to talk about the latest, and an interview with Matt Thomas on Brawl for A Cause - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
March 16, 2019 15:28 - 53 minutes - 48.7 MBAndrew Sleighter talks about the college scandal, IG fails, and having kids. And then Brian talks with Matt Thomas about Brawl For A Cause (which Brian received injuries from last year). If you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Tinder Fails, The Flat Earth Army & Pat is Mostly Sweaty.
March 12, 2019 15:27 - 45 minutes - 41.3 MBGood podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Leaving Neverland: Brad opens up about sexual abuse
March 12, 2019 03:19 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBTrigger Warning: In this episode, we discuss the difficult subject of child sexual abuse. If this is something you're not ready to hear about, please do not listen. It's not weak to seek help. Please do it. It's saving my life. - Brad Nolan If you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for p...
Dan Boulger and Jono Zalay
March 08, 2019 04:10 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MBIf you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Josh Nasar - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
March 07, 2019 04:09 - 45 minutes - 41.4 MBIf you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Brian Calls out the Media, Pat Crushes Liam Neeson & Life Coaches, a Real Thing??
March 07, 2019 04:09 - 39 minutes - 35.9 MBBrian goes on another MJ fueled rant. This time it is focused on the media for not taking a side in the debate, as Pat continues to refuse to watch Finding Neverland or have an opinion one way or another. Then Pat smells his feet live in the air, and follows it up with a surprisingly on point impression of Liam Neeson. In the final act Brain not very subtly suggests that Pat needs and life coach and even though Pat doesn't believe in them... PS Pat needs a life coach, he's an emotional basket...
Shereen Thor and Sharzad Kiadeh - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
March 06, 2019 04:05 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBIf you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Toney Klein Stops By - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
March 05, 2019 04:04 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBIf you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Finding Neverland: We're triggered.
March 05, 2019 01:19 - 42 minutes - 39 MBBrian gets it started by letting the world know just exactly how he feels about the Finding Neverland Documentary. Then the brothers try to get to the mystery of who was a scumbag at a wedding the went to in Kentucky a couple years ago. Both claim it wasn't them and refer to hearsay to prove their innocence. Then Pat talks about his struggle with what they both think may be post cancer PTSD. We get deep into all kinds of things - let's have some fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...
Bad at Gambling, Walking off Cancer & Are you a Trump or a Cohen
February 28, 2019 16:47 - 40 minutes - 36.8 MBBrian makes Pat talk about how he sucks at gambling. PS Dwayne Wade is an asshole. Brian and Pat talk about their idea to start a non profit to raise money for cancer by walking. Last we decide that Brian is more of a Trump than a Cohen in a trap that Pat cleverly disguised as a game called "Trump or Cohen?". Basically, it's hot fire. Tell your friends. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mystery Weekend Solved, Brian's Worst Show Ever(?)
February 27, 2019 02:29 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBBrian spent the weekend in his home town of Langley Washington. He participated in a city wide murder mystery weekend, and then got hypothetically murdered at a show set up by his mother. Pat keeps forgetting whats going on in the show but he does a really stellar job with the sound drops. Then the brothers argue about the appropiate amount of honesty to include in the documentary they are making. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What Kurt Cobain Would Like Today
February 23, 2019 03:19 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBNo time for this. Im a busy man. Love, Pat Moote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rules for Flying, How Long can Pat Play the C Card & the Curious Case of Jesse Smollett
February 19, 2019 04:29 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBBrian gets it started by claiming to be in chill mode, doing the whole podcast from the couch. He then immediately blasts all weed stores, rips Pat for technical difficulties and goes on two separate rants about his rules for flying. Pat wonders how much longer he can reasonably play the C Card after finishing chemotherapy last week. Then they promise to talk about the Murder Mystery Weekend they are going to in their hometown, and instead ponder the newly emerging updates in the Jesse Smolle...
Rampant Racism and Valentines - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
February 14, 2019 01:02 - 43 minutes - 40 MBIf you like the show, please leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. If you hate it, just troll us on social instead. Check out the radio.com app when you get a chance. It's pretty. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Walking to Santa Monica, Brian gives Pat therapy & a Cancer Update
February 12, 2019 02:37 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MBSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We try CBD, Ranking Annoying People, and a Personal SOTU
February 07, 2019 16:47 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MBPat is in charge and out of sorts. Brian tries CBD and thinks it made him get high leading to a long conversation about weed in general. We then decided to rank the most annoying groups of people, and wrap it all up with our own personal State of the Union. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Super Bowl Prediction, and men shaving their hair is sexy - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
January 30, 2019 03:05 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBRyan Dalton is back (cause it's tuesday), and Brad Nolan is out (cause Ryan shaved his head, and Brad can't control himself around him at this point. The arousal is too much). Brian Moote leads us on a journey of what's in Tom Brady's mind, and of course, there's a joke or two. If you like what you hear, please leave a rating and review wherever you get podcasts. Feel free to download and subscribe on the radio.com app. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Snarfing, Steroids, and Rich People - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
January 29, 2019 00:30 - 37 minutes - 34.5 MBWe forgot we talk about politics till the last part of the show, but on the way, we cover Pat Moote's Treatment Tuesday and he complains about chemo. Then it gets really F ing weird. If you like the show, please give it a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. Subscribe on the Radio.com app if that's your thing. Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Super Bowl Fails, Man Crushes and the Oscars
January 23, 2019 05:14 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MBWe're back! Today we talk about Super Bowl Fails, Man Crushes and the Oscars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Comedian Ryan Dalton is a real talent and where the F is Brad? - Nearly Informed with Brad Nolan and Brian Moote
January 23, 2019 04:58 - 41 minutes - 37.7 MBWe still have no clue where Brad Nolan has gone. Ryan Dalton and Brian Moote chat about being the best bandwagon fan you can be, petty wives, and punchable faces. If you like this show, leave a rating and review wherever you listen to podcasts. You can also download the radio.com app! Support the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.