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Breaking Mayberry

166 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratings

Two idiots and their much more intelligent guests take on classic TV (mostly the Andy Griffith Show) to see the weird messages they broadcast into American homes, and assess what holds up and what caused permanent damage to the psyche of an entire generation.

Join hosts Marty Schneider and Dan Ludwig as they descend into the madness of Boomer television, and occasionally break down their own childhood television addictions.

New episodes bi-weekly on Thursday mornings!

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PREVIEW - 94: Does This Job Come With Hobo Benefits?

November 17, 2021 21:33 - 4 minutes - 4.36 MB

Scenes from the next episode of Breaking Mayberry - Does This Job Have Hobo Benefits?

93: Miss Crime Island, 1963

October 12, 2021 15:35 - 1 hour - 62.2 MB

So listen, you're probably gonna want to read this before listening: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats And uhhhhhh otherwise, I think we're good. Good times. See you next episode everyone.

92: I'm Ted Koppel, and Someday We Will All Die

September 23, 2021 16:33 - 49 minutes - 45.8 MB

Welcome to our mid-season break, kinda. We're spending half the episode discussing a truly bizarre news piece about Mt. Airy, NC, and then the other half talking about an episode I've already forgotten. Also we go in hard on those punks at NPR. About time someone put them in their place. Watch the CBS News segment on Mt Airy here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZme-GsKv_g Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAY...

91: A Little More Hoot, A Little Less Nanny (w/ Dr. Nerdlove)

September 09, 2021 11:30 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Dating and relationship expert Harris "Dr. Nerdlove" O'Malley stops by to watch this awful My-Fair-Lady-pastiche redeeming one of Mayberry's most unredeemable characters - Ernest T. Bass. Marty asks important questions, Harris tries to answer them, and Dan explains why the Vietnam war was a great time to be an old dirtbag. More of Dr. Nerdlove: https://www.doctornerdlove.com/ Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING M...

90: John Whedon Is The Devil

August 27, 2021 12:43 - 1 hour - 79.7 MB

Okay, yeah, we've seen enough here, John Whedon suuuuuuuuuccccckkks. And also, surprise surprise, isn't a very good writer! As in, can't write in character and can't stay consistent for an entire episode! We hate him! He's the worst! Also in this episode: Marty is comically mistaken for someone else (again), Dan explains AG's descent into authority-loving, and Sheriff Andy Taylor makes a man fully homeless for... basically no reason! This show is full of sociopaths! Marty on Twitter: https:...

89: ACABF (All Cops Are Barney Fife)

August 12, 2021 12:25 - 1 hour - 60 MB

Honestly, for a show hosted by two dudes, we really don't make that many dick jokes, right? Well, that's gonna change! But beyond the ball jokes, we're also talking about Season 04, Episode 05, "Barney's Side Car" which is one of the most ridiculously militaristic/fascist scenes ever put to television, to the point where it accidentally becomes a good abolitionist argument. Things gets wild in this one, we won't lie. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https...

88: "Trey Rulez, Opie Sux" - Opie's Pa

July 22, 2021 12:18 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

Pretty sure Sheriff Andy Taylor doesn't actually even like his kid and literally doesn't care if his son knows he's alive. It's a pair of absolutely demented episodes this week, where we encounter a mine rescue that could only have gone worse if Elon Musk had been alive, and learn that Andy can be a great Dad... to other children. Also, Dan reaches out into the paranormal, Marty makes life moves, and we bring back everyone's favorite and most accessible bit - Writing Critic Batman! Marty on...

87: Who Gave My Baby A Tribal Tat? (w/ Grant of Chip & Ironicus)

July 02, 2021 12:02 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

This episode of Andy Griffith is like a shitty version of The Ring: It doesn't kill you if you watch it, it just makes you a slightly worse person. Grant from Chip & Ironicus (and other things) stops by to stare into a half-hour of pure evit with us. Tune in! Grant on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Gen_Ironicus Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music b...

86: Gomer Did A 9/11

June 17, 2021 14:52 - 1 hour - 58.2 MB

An important change in Marty's relationship status re: birds, a cunning plan to raise aquarium attendance, and yet another baffling Andy Griffith show moral await you as we take on Season 4, Episode 11, "Citizen's Arrest!" Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/Bre...

85: Don't Say Things I Believe Out Loud!

May 27, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 79 MB

The world is opening up, and we're reinventing ourselves! As the kinds of guys who cancel plans! We're doing a double-header of the meanest and dumbest of AG episodes! Join us and scream about Barney's unhealthy relationship with his landlord! Learn where Loud White People were invented! Eat delicious Werther's originals! Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmay...

84: Where Are The Other Five Points? (w/ Neil P. Bardhan)

May 12, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MB

Funnyman and story guy Neil P. Bardhan stops by to talk about report cards and online dating. In Season 4, Episode 8, some bullshit happens with Opie's grades and we all get a lesson in how your loved ones can often overlook clear signs of depression! Fun shit! Neil on Twitter: Neil P. Bardhan (@NeilPBardhan) / Twitter Neil's Consulting Service: Bardhan Consulting Neil Estate on YouTube:https://youtube.com/channel/UC-BByZjqEMavNiIQjJMy1ZA Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks...

83: Gomers of the World Unite!

April 22, 2021 12:09 - 1 hour - 83.5 MB

We finally did it, we finally went full Marxist on the Andy Griffith Show. We didn't MEAN to do it but it was bound to happen eventually. Also in this episode, Marty is an unwilling participant in childhood trauma, and everyone sadly waves to a bunch of money. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breakin...

82: Super Smash Boomers

April 09, 2021 12:48 - 52 minutes - 48.5 MB

Look, everything happens so damn much all the the time these days. I mean, we talk about goddamn Shrimp Guy in this episode and like, you don't care about Shrimp Guy anymore. That was barely a blip on the cultural landscape. But when we recorded this, that was relevant. In this episode, we meet the Darlings again. And also Darkseid. Marty sings in this one. Kidnapping is shown to be not a big deal. I'm so tired. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://t...

81: Sweaty Himbo Haunted House (w/ Gabe & Kat from Ghouls Next Door)

March 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

The Ghouls Next Door make an appearance to talk about monsters, houses, and Monster House. We dissect the haunted urban legends of our childhood, find the manliest men we can, and Marty fails miserably to get a single question asked. Also we talk about Andy Griffith Show Season 4, Episode 5 "The Haunted House" Listen to Gabe and Kat at: https://www.theghoulsnextdoor.com/ Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBER...

80: We Live In A Societeeesy-peeseey!

March 11, 2021 13:41 - 1 hour - 74 MB

Listen, Ernest T. Bass is back and that means this is all just.... chaos. And where there isn't chaos, there's... basically the opposite of television. Dan plans a ghost movie and Marty writes a supervillain origin. Season 02, Episode 3 "Ernest T Bass Joins the Military" and Episode 4 "The Sermon For Today."

79: Go. Touch. Birds!

February 18, 2021 12:39 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

It's an extremely bird-heavy Season Premiere as we talk about "Opie The Birdman", one of the most influential and critically acclaimed episodes of TV ever made! ...So of course we spend most of our time talking about Pierce Brosnan, Winnie-the-Pooh, and airsoft guns instead. It's good to be back with Season 04, Episode 01, "Opie the Birdman" (and also The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 03 "Bart the Mother" and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Season 01 Episode 04 "Find Her, Keep Her.") Ma...

PREVIEW - 79: Go. Touch. Birds!

February 17, 2021 11:15 - 4 minutes - 4.39 MB

Scenes from an upcoming, extremely bird-heavy episode of Breaking Mayberry.

78: Andy Griffith TV Movie Double Feature (Season Finale)

November 27, 2020 12:50 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

Death wears an ascot in our Season 3 finale as Andy Griffith play not one, but two different rich sociopaths! Marty and Dan accidentally stumble across a pair of 1974 made-for-TV movies featuring Andy Griffith as a snarling killer. Join us as we meet a disillusioned former child evangelist, have sympathy for meme stars, watch 90's basic-cable ads, and read through psychotic-killer Andy's high school journals. It's "Pray For the Wildcats" and "Savages"!

78: Andy Griffith TV Movie Double Feature

November 27, 2020 12:50 - 1 hour - 75.6 MB

Death wears an ascot in our Season 3 finale as Andy Griffith play not one, but two different rich sociopaths! Marty and Dan accidentally stumble across a pair of 1974 made-for-TV movies featuring Andy Griffith as a snarling killer. Join us as we meet a disillusioned former child evangelist, have sympathy for meme stars, watch 90's basic-cable ads, and read through psychotic-killer Andy's high school journals. It's "Pray For the Wildcats" and "Savages"!

77: Not A Clip Show, But Close Enough

November 03, 2020 19:34 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB

To be clear, this episode is 100---- er, 99% original material, it just might seem... familiar. But listen, enough about the Andy Griffith Show, have you ever seen the movie HEAT? (Here's the Libertarians-get-attacked-by-bears article Marty talks about: https://newrepublic.com/article/159662/libertarian-walks-into-bear-book-review-free-town-project) Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https:...

76: Gentrification Out Of Spite

October 15, 2020 10:55 - 1 hour - 64.4 MB

The angriest Marty has been at The Andy Griffith Show, and the Andy Griffith Show fandom, in a very long time. Meet Ernest T. Bass, the most disgusting fucking TV character known to man. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/Br...

75: Weird Things Happen In Philadelphia

October 01, 2020 10:20 - 1 hour - 65.2 MB

I hope you like the episodes where we just talk about weird Philadelphia shit, because it takes us a full 20 minutes to get to the Andy Griffith Show in this one, and when we do, we get distracted almost immediately! In this episode, we meet Vent Guy, eulogize 300 reindeer, and take a strong stance on the subject of dogs being struck by lightning: We're against it. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON ...

74: Take Out The Alpha Child First (w/ Jenn Hensell)

September 16, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

School is in session, kids, and tour guide/history buff Jenn Hensell (https://freetoursbyfoot.com/philadelphia-tours/) has arrived to teach us all about the American Revolution, with some detours through the Civil War and the history of the Pledge of Alliegiance. Why, you ask? Because it's Season 3, Episode 23 - Andy Discovers America, and wow, he discovers it... badly. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBER...

73: A Perfectly Normal Dan Episode

September 03, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Everything is a clue in the all-new Breaking Mayberry ARG! Get in on it and forget your actual life! This week, Barney gives Andy food poisoning, Marty loses a game on television, and Dan embarks on an intriguing new career. It's Season 3, Episode 29 - "A Wife For Andy!" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayb...

73: Dan Ludwig, Orgy Concierge

September 03, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 60.6 MB

Everything is a clue in the all-new Breaking Mayberry ARG! Get in on it and forget your actual life! This week, Barney gives Andy food poisoning, Marty loses a game on television, and Dan embarks on an intriguing new career. It's Season 3, Episode 29 - "A Wife For Andy!" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayb...

72: The Sno-Cone Killer. (For Nathan)

August 20, 2020 05:45 - 1 hour - 77.3 MB

Marty and Dan debate Andy Griffith's parenting skills, wonder how much money is too much to find on the ground, and watch Barney Fife descend into full MRA. It's Season 3, Episodes 27 and 28 - "The Rivals" and "Barney's New Car" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com/BreakingMayberry or email us at breakingmayberry@gmail....

UNLOCKED PATREON CONTENT: Giving The Shocker: A Kamen Rider Podcast

August 15, 2020 16:27 - 1 hour - 60.8 MB

That's right, in this UNLOCKED content previously only available to Patreon subscribers, we're talking about the seminal Japanese motorcycle superhero of the 1970's: Kamen Rider. Listen, as our daring podcasters half-remember the first three episodes of this classic (genuinely awesome) show, repeatedly call Japanese martial arts as kung fu, yell about homeowners association, and discuss about proper ways to motivate your henchmen. Want more Bonus Episodes? Support Breaking Mayberry on Patre...

71: In Memoriam of Horses

August 10, 2020 10:55 - 1 hour - 65.9 MB

Join us in a celebration of the life of horses, who sacrificed so much so the town of Mayberry could exist. In this episode we we meet Mayberry's favorite bluegrass band, Marty gets in a fight with technology, and Dan shares some movie trivia about everyone's favorite Dana Carvey movie. It's Season 3, Episodes 25 and 26 "The Darlings Are Coming" and "Andy's English Valet"

PREVIEW: 71 - In Memoriam of Horses

August 08, 2020 18:03 - 5 minutes - 5.41 MB

Scenes from an upcoming, horse-centric episode of Breaking Mayberry

70: Eating Onions, Very Erotic

July 16, 2020 10:15 - 1 hour - 78.4 MB

If this was the first and only episode of Breaking Mayberry you ever listened to, you'd probably think "wow, those guys sure use the word 'horny' a lot" - and you'd be correct. Marty and Dan continue to struggle with Gomer Pyle, Aunt Bee is hot for a racist, and the Mayberry PD does nothing to solve a crime in Season 3, Episodes 22 and 24 - "The Great Filling Station Robbery" and "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music ...

PREVIEW - 70: Eating Onions, Very Erotic

July 15, 2020 04:01 - 6 minutes - 6.24 MB

Scenes from an upcoming extra-spicy Breaking Mayberry

69: Unionize the Children (w/ Mickey Schneider-Hanna)

July 09, 2020 13:44 - 1 hour - 72.9 MB

It's a Schneider family affair as Marty's sister Mickey joins us to talk about a good ol' Andy Griffith parenting episode. We're discussing allowances, Jerry Seinfeld's teenage girlfriend, and elementary school "horse girls." Plus, hey - don't hit kids. Come on. It's Season 3, Episode something - "Opie and the Spoiled Kid" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter...

PREVIEW: 69 - Unionize The Children

July 08, 2020 16:18 - 6 minutes - 6.14 MB

A scene from this week's Breaking Mayberry. Number 69: "Unionize The Children"

68: Breaking Mayberry Sells Out

July 02, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Listen, we've been doing this for two years now, it's absolute madness that we haven't had Blue Apron call us up yet, and we're doing an episode about it! Look, these Andy Griffith episodes are good, they're even GREAT, which means, of course, that we go out of our way to avoid talking about them. Watch Marty and Dan try to bully their way into a sponsorship deal, with Season 3, episodes 19 and 20, "The Reunion" and "Rafe Hollister Sings"

67: Okay, Mayor, You Shoot The Goat (w/ Darryl Charles)

June 18, 2020 16:22 - 1 hour - 62.8 MB

The boys get a visit from stand-up comedian, improv guy, and host of DTF With Darryl and Timaree Darryl Charles (http://www.darrylcharlescomedy.com/) to talk about goats, goats, and more goats. Well, really, one specific goat - a goat that might explode. Marty, Dan, and Darryl talk about the decline of goats in America, their weird little square pupils, famous goats.... really this is a goat-heavy episode, I don't know what to tell you. Darryl on Twitter: https://twitter.com/darryldarryl_ S...

66: The Rough One

June 09, 2020 11:40 - 1 hour - 81.1 MB

The Andy Griffith Show is a show about cops, and that means Breaking Mayberry is a show about a show about cops, and that means Marty and Dan have to answer a lot of hard questions. After deliberating on this for about 20 minutes and probably still getting it wrong, we move on to an episode of the Andy Griffith Show that AG fans love, and leaves us a sweaty, tearful mess. It's Season 3, Episode 16 "Man In A Hurry" More about our thoughts here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-JIPjQsCg0...

65: Tim Conway, Donkey Fighter

May 28, 2020 12:21 - 1 hour - 74.8 MB

Okay, quick note, for the first like 45 minutes of this episode, we sort of forget that horses, donkeys, and mules are different animals, just go with it. It's our mid-season break episode and we're exploring the films of Don Knotts some more! It's time to watch the Apple Dumpling Gang, Gus, and The Love God?! Or, actually, don't. Don't watch any of those things, they're bad. Listen to us instead. SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max ...

64: Getting Dietary Fiber Through Illicit Means

May 21, 2020 10:30 - 1 hour - 78.9 MB

We begin today's episode by pondering the moral conundrums left by Young MC in 1989's "Bust A Move" and end it by watching life turn a lonely child into a super villain. This episode goes some places. It's Season 3, Episode 14 "One Punch Opie" and Episode 15 "Barney and the Governor" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook facebook.com...

PREVIEW - 64: Getting Dietary Fiber Through Illicit Means

May 20, 2020 12:43 - 5 minutes - 5.1 MB

Scenes from the upcoming episode of Breaking Mayberry.

63: Glenn Ford and the Sticky Boy

May 07, 2020 10:20 - 1 hour - 86.3 MB

In this episode, we learn what a bed jacket is, and how Aunt Bee makes it weird and sexual. We also meet the grossest sticky boy and yell about people who were not in movies. All that, plus a rare episode where Marty and Dan are 100% on Barney Fife's side. It's Season 3, Episode 12 "The Bed Jacket", and Episode 13, "The Bank Job" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: t...

Episode 63: Glenn Ford and the Sticky Boy

May 07, 2020 10:20 - 1 hour - 93.4 MB

In this episode, we learn what a bed jacket is, and how Aunt Bee makes it weird and sexual. We also meet the grossest sticky boy and yell about people who were not in movies. All that, plus a rare episode where Marty and Dan are 100% on Barney Fife's side. It's Season 3, Episode 12 "The Bed Jacket", and Episode 13, "The Bank Job" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: t...

PREVIEW: Ep. 63 - Glenn Ford and the Sticky Boy

May 06, 2020 13:55 - 5 minutes - 5.02 MB

Scenes from an upcoming extra-sticky episode of Breaking Mayberry

62: Call Me By Al's Name

April 16, 2020 13:40 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

It's time for a WOMANHUNT as Marty and Dan meet three escaped convicts from the women's prison - and boy does the Andy Griffith Show think that's hilarious. We're talking murderous millionaires, the ins and outs of eating a banana, and long-distance gay love stories between public transit fans. It's Season 3, Episode 11 "Convicts At Large!" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on...

PREVIEW - Episode 62: Call Me By Al's Name

April 15, 2020 19:13 - 4 minutes - 4.56 MB

Preview of the upcoming Breaking Mayberry where we talk about buses a lot.

61: Floyd, The Gay Deciever

April 09, 2020 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MB

Okay, but like, that's the actual name of the Andy Griffith episode, we straight-up could not come up with anything funnier than that. The title makes no sense whatsoever, and neither does the episode. Shit does get weird in this one though. It's Season 3, Episode 7 - Floyd, The Gay Deciever! SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook fac...

60: Okay, Daddy, I'll Just Read Your Lips.

March 26, 2020 14:25 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MB

Dan falls in love with a trumpet player, we find a band-leader from another dimension, and we'll take you on a tour of Philly's most artistic penis graffiti. All that, plus we'll talk about an Andy Griffith Show episode! It's Season 3, Episode 8 "The Mayberry Band!" It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMaybe...

PREVIEW: Episode 60: Okay, Daddy, I'll Just Read Your Lips

March 25, 2020 11:00 - 3 minutes - 3.14 MB

Scenes from Breaking Mayberry Episode 60 - a very horny one.

59: Floyd's Soda Fetish

March 19, 2020 17:28 - 53 minutes - 48.9 MB

Boy, it really took no time at all for quarantine to break the Mayberry boys. We spend a lot of time in this episode talking about western movies and why Floyd shouldn't be allowed in public. Andy and Barney both roll to bluff, Marty reveals intimate knowledge of Canada's finest dad-rock bands, and Dan is uncomfortable. It's Season 3, Episode 6 - "Lawman Barney" SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follo...

PREVIEW: Episode 59: Floyd's Soda Fetish

March 19, 2020 02:15 - 3 minutes - 2.76 MB

Scenes from the upcoming Breaking Mayberry Episode 59

Because The Night Belongs To Punisher (Unlocked Patreon Bonus)

March 04, 2020 14:58 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

In this UNLOCKED BONUS episode, a Patreon subscriber asked us to watch 2004's The Punisher with Tom Jane and John Travolta, and you know what? That movie rules. There's some Werner Werzog jokes in here, an exploding car lot in the shape of a skull, a Johnny Cash impersonator is here somewhere. Will Frank Castle clean up the mean streets of Tampa, Florida? Find out in this bonus Punisherchat - God's gonna sit this one out. SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakin...

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