Breaking Mayberry
165 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 30 ratingsTwo idiots and their much more intelligent guests take on classic TV (mostly the Andy Griffith Show) to see the weird messages they broadcast into American homes, and assess what holds up and what caused permanent damage to the psyche of an entire generation.
Join hosts Marty Schneider and Dan Ludwig as they descend into the madness of Boomer television, and occasionally break down their own childhood television addictions.
New episodes bi-weekly on Thursday mornings!
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135: The Crimes Of Fife
April 18, 2024 11:50 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBIt's our big send-off to Don Knotts (bigger than what the Andy Griffith show did anyway) and we "celebrate" by counting down Barney Fife's biggest crimes against humanity. Then we cover more of Don Knotts' film career, including "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" and "The Reluctant Astronaut", a film which is in high contention for "most unfortunate release date timing." If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected] Need swords or axes ...
UNLOCKED BONUS: Lasagna Boys - A Garfield Cast
April 04, 2024 14:16 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWe're! (we're!) Ready! (ready!) To! (to!) Podcast! In what is basically an extended episode of Marty's Comix Korner, Marty and Dan watch 2006's Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties. We grapple with the existential question of "What is Garfield?", play "Garf or No Garf" and generally hope you bring lots of spaghetti. For more bonus material like this, join our patreon at https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry
134: The Case of Vulvanator v. Labia-Lifter (w/Christine Clarke)
March 21, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 77.6 MBWe lawyer up once again with personal injury/medical malpractice attorney Christine Clarke, who shares with us the best cross-examination twist ever heard. Marty and Dan debate which fast-casual restaurant is the best to die from, and Otis sues the county in an AG episode named... Otis Sues The County. If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected] Need swords or axes or more cool stuff? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/M...
133: Mr. T, Killer of Fools
March 07, 2024 14:30 - 1 hour - 83.2 MBListen close because there is a VERY IMPORTANT Public Service Announcement at the beginning of this episode that you're not gonna want to miss. Also we say good-bye to Mr. Fife (kinda), and a famous comedian shows up to do absolutely no jokes! It's season 5, episodes 29 and 30 - "The Luck of Newton Monroe" and "Opie Flunks Arithmetic" If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected] Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to htt...
132: Light Switch Action or Light "Switch Action"?
February 15, 2024 18:41 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBThe actual AG fans sometimes say you should use the Andy Griffith Show as guideposts for your day-to-day situations. Well, in this episode we imagine what that would look like and it does NOT go well for us! If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected] Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!
131: A Real Butter-and-Egg Man
January 23, 2024 12:45 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBMarty flirts with meeting his double, Dan invites trouble, and a wacky misunderstanding implies that filthy casual sex was just a workplace hazard for a dairy deliveryman in the 60s. It's Season 5, Episode 27 "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau" Need swords or axes or more cool shit? Go to https://battlingblades.com/discount/MAYBERRY for 10% off your order!
130: Let's Kill Some Whales
January 17, 2024 13:00 - 1 hour - 60.4 MBJust be chill, allright? Don't screw this up for us. Just. Be Cool. We're just normal guys talking about ham, whale explosions, and Andy Griffith Season 5, Episode 26, "Opie's Newspaper", so just be cool about it, okay?
129: Cotton Fists and Cellophane Noses
January 04, 2024 05:20 - 1 hour - 89.5 MBThe opinions held and expressed by "smokin'" Steamboat Willie do not represent those of Breaking Mayberry Enterprises or of Marty and Dan. They are very bad and gross and he is a weird little mouse bastard. It's Andy Griffith Season 5, Episodes 25 and 26 "Guest in the House" and "The Case of the Punch In The Nose" If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected]
128: Dog the Bounty Hunter, Jr.
December 06, 2023 14:13 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBOkay so in the middle of recording this episode we got some big news and it's not new now but it was a week ago so just go with it. We're covering THE BIG EPISODE, the "Andy doesn't carry a gun episode". It's a massive letdown and now we could end the whole podcast. (We won't. But we could.) If you like this, leave a rating and review or visit our Patreon or email us at [email protected]
127: An Outdated Idea of Mugging (w/ RJ City)
November 16, 2023 12:35 - 1 hour - 91.1 MBProfessional wrestler and All Elite Wrestling Interviewer RJ City comes by the Breaking Mayberry studios to share some behind-the-ring stories and transport us to the late-80s, as we take on Matlock for the first (and probably last) time! We're introduced to Canadian historical procedurals, witness the Japanese Yakuza Blues Brothers, and are gently lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of a sweaty old Andy Griffith. It's MATLOCK Season 2, Episode 7 - "The Annhilator!" If you like this, leave...
126: Connecting With Jesus on LinkedIn
November 02, 2023 11:30 - 1 hour - 80.2 MBMan I hope you all really like the episodes where we go on long digressions because this is for sure one of them. Dan has a great excuse for not wearing a wedding ring, Marty finds the son of God while job hunting, and Andy is a broken man. It's season 5, episode 21 "Barney Runs For Sherriff" and episode 22 "If I had a 1/4 million" Support us with your money dollars at: patreon.com/breakingmayberry
125: Disassociating With OwenWilson
October 19, 2023 20:24 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBOkay everyone, get this: What if there was a guy... and he wasn't funny? No, but, like... imagine there's a guy, and he's just like... not funny? I don't think you get it. See, there's A GUY. and he's NOT funny. Like, you know how some guys are funny? Well, not this one! It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episodes 19 and 20, "The Lucky Letter" and "Goober and the Art of Love" (Owen Wilson is not the guy who isn't funny. Owen Wilson is hilarious.) Support us with your money dollars at: pat...
124: Wikipedia Editor Intervention
September 21, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBDan and Marty bring a weird energy into one of the bleakest darkest episodes of TV we've ever seen, but it's okay because we talk about horses. Like, a lot. It's Season 5, Episode 18, "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
Blood and Fur: Some Ewok Stories (UNLOCKED PATREON BONUS)
September 14, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBIt's an unlocked Patreon bonus! Marty and Dan talk about some lesser-known Stars War, that see your Star Wars mythos and say "suck it". Be sure to listen for the part where Dan delivers some news that breaks Marty in two. We're doing "An Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage" (1984) and "An Ewok Adventure: Battle for Endor" (1985) Get access to this and all of our bonus episodes at our Patreon!
123: Packing A Suitcase for Social Anxiety
August 28, 2023 11:40 - 1 hour - 76.5 MBIn this episode, the Andy Griffith writers create a situation so infuriating that it challenges the boys' moral stance on police brutality. Also, Marty ages 100 years in one sentence.It's Season 5, Episodes 16 and 17, "Goober Takes A Car Apart" and "Barney Fife, Realtor"
122: Floyd, God-Emperor of Barbers!
July 27, 2023 11:05 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBMagic is real in the Andy Griffith universe and no one seems to care that much about it! Also Dan nearly blows up his entire house! It's Season 5, Episode 14, "Three Wishes for Opie" THIS MONTH! All Breaking Mayberry money from Patreon or Gumroad goes to support striking WGA/SAG members. Join our Patreon or visit our Gumroad page to purchase our bonus episode packs.
121: Kill Your Darlings
July 06, 2023 11:05 - 1 hour - 80 MBMarty and Dan lose their minds over a musical atrocity that no one asked for, and then we get some quality ridiculousness from everyone's favorite mountain nightmare folk, the Darlings! It's Andy Griffith Show Season 5 Episode 12, "The Darling Baby", and episode 13 "Andy and Helen Have Their Day!"
120: Just Off-Screen, Nodding Approvingly (w/ Ciera Gardner)
June 22, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.1 MB(Okay look every single image of this episode on the internet is Don Knotts in a racist-ass outfit, so you don't get cover art on this one.) Ciera Gardner, actor extraordinaire and clown, esquire (?) joins us on the pod to talk about Season 5, Episode 11 - "The Pageant" - an Aunt Bee episode that's not very nice to Aunt Bee. This one is deeply weird! See Ciera as Lady Macbeth this summer at Delaware Shakespeare Festival: https://delshakes.org/festival/summer-festival/ Follow Breaking Mayb...
119: These People Are Made of Cardboard!
May 25, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBIt's election time in Philadelphia, and Marty has a personal connection in this race. Andy threatens to leave. but then he doesn't, and Marty and Andy lose a round to the Mayberry wiki people. It's Season 5, Episode 9 "Opies Fortune" and Episode 10 "Goodbye, Sherriff Taylor" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or email us at [email protected]
118: Statue of Liberty Redesign
May 11, 2023 13:46 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBWe're back from Marty's wedding times, and we're ready to get back to the important work of making fun of boomer TV. Marty meets a man who's not here, Dan commits insect genocide, and we all agree that Lady Liberty could use a partner.It's Season 5, episode 8, "Barney's Uniform" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or email us at [email protected]
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March 30, 2023 12:36 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBOkay, so you know MANHUNT? What if that, but there was a dog? Is that... is that anything? Do you like that? No? Okay, well, how about 22 minutes of adults misunderstanding each other in the dumbest ways possible? That do anything for you? Still no? Then I don't know what to tell you, man. It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/38311024003019...
117: No Veto on Vietnam Points
March 30, 2023 12:36 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBOkay, so you know MANHUNT? What if that, but there was a dog? Is that... is that anything? Do you like that? No? Okay, well, how about 22 minutes of adults misunderstanding each other in the dumbest ways possible? That do anything for you? Still no? Then I don't know what to tell you, man. It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/38311024003019...
117: No Veto on the Vietnam Points!
March 30, 2023 12:36 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBOkay, so you know MANHUNT? What if that, but there was a dog? Is that... is that anything? Do you like that? No? Okay, well, how about 22 minutes of adults misunderstanding each other in the dumbest ways possible? That do anything for you? Still no? Then I don't know what to tell you, man. It's Season 5, Episodes 6 and 7 "Barney's Bloodhound" and "Man in the Middle" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/38311024003019...
116: Oedipus T. Bass
March 03, 2023 12:10 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBIn this episode we describe a drug-addicted cartoon rabbit, and it's nowhere near the most upsetting thing that comes up. It's Season 5, Episode 4, "The Education of Ernest T. Bass." Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or email us at [email protected]
115: Two Annoying Guys!
February 22, 2023 13:33 - 1 hour - 66.6 MB(The two annoying guys are not us, for the record) Okay, you know how your relatives are kind of annoying to be around? Wouldn't it be great to spend some TV time with very realistically annoying people? No? Well, too bad, because that's what's happening, this is the Andy Griffith Show!Covers AG Season 5, Ep 3 "Family Visit" and Episode 5 "Aunt Bee's Romance" Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or ...
114: The Barney Stretcher 5000
February 03, 2023 17:21 - 1 hour - 75.7 MBOkay so look in this episode we thought we'd have fun with the concept of MILF Manor but we absolutely do NOT have fun with the concept of MILF Manor. We do have a lot of fun with Barney Fife hanging in a closet though, so there's that. We return to Mayberry with Season 5, Episode 1 "Opie Loves Helen" and Episode 2, "Barney's Physical" Check out Flaming Nose TV Blog: http://flamingnose.blogspot.com/ Check out Surf Kings of Gotham: https://anchor.fm/kyle4788 Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twi...
PARENTAL CONTROL: You're the Bears' Problem Now! (w/ Mickey Schneider)
January 05, 2023 13:20 - 1 hour - 77.9 MBIt's the final PARENTAL CONTROL and we brought back Marty's sister Mickey to talk about the TV show which inspired her name - Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. We cover two episodes of the family-themed Western show. Marty gets mad at the past (like always), Mickey has conflicting feelings about her namesake, and Dan introduces us to a man with a "striking" history. Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or e...
BACKDOOR LOVERS: Basic Training at Fort Sandals
December 29, 2022 12:30 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBOkay look let me tell you up front: This episode spends a LOT of time talking about Marty's scrotum. And then it spends even more time talking about the Dukes of Hazzard. You can decide which is more unpleasant. It's the Duke boys and their new friend Mason Dixon, P.I. No... no that can't be right. They seriously named the guy "Mason Dixon?" Okay that's not a good start. UPDATE: The narrator of Dukes of Hazzard is Waylon Jennings, not Merle Haggard like we keep saying. But Merle Haggard is ...
PARENTAL CONTROL: Strong Opinions About Murphy Beds (w/ Kae Lani Palmisano)
December 09, 2022 14:29 - 1 hour - 99.7 MBFriend of the show and Emmy-award winning TV host Kae Lani Palmisano stops in the throw Marty and Dan into the world of reality TV with her parental control pick - TLC decoration program Trading Spaces! Learn all about the inner lives of interior decorators as we do a deep dive into the history of TLC, reality TV, and some of the most unhinged TV we've ever seen. Get your decoupage ready because it's DIY time on Breaking Mayberry. Trading Spaces Everret, WA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
BACKDOOR LOVERS: The Incredible Mr. Fix-It
November 22, 2022 13:25 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBOur exploration of failed spinoffs continues as we look into a Golden Girls spinoff that actually did make it to the air... kind of! Behold the shockingly mean sitcom EMPTY NEST, which is sort of a spinoff of Golden Girls but not really because THAT pilot was totally different and also sucked, but in a totally different way than how this show sucks. Also Full house is involved and Hollywood legend Rita Moreno is deeply disrespected.
PARENTAL CONTROL 2: Big Valley Energy (w/ Adam Teterus)
October 27, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 85.9 MBAdam's back to tell us about a show his Dad loves and his mom hates - 60's Western THE BIG VALLEY. Join us for the definitive ranking of stuff guys can fall through, an in-depth discussion of Man vs. Beast, stories of basketball legend Charles Barkley, and a foxy older lady in a wildly anachronistic leather jacket. Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/383110240030195/ or email us at [email protected]
BACKDOOR LOVERS: Paranormal Creatures Networking Event
October 13, 2022 19:34 - 58 minutes - 53.9 MBOur trip through TV Shows that never were continues, as we briefly step into the seedy criminal monster mash of SUPERNATURAL: BLOODLINES, a proposed spinoff of the CW hit that launched a million gross fanfics. Using the very original idea of a turf war between monsters, Bloodlines imagines a Chicago where rich shapeshifters feud with handsome werewolves, and also a Chicago where Sam and Dean Wichester just sorta... stop in for lunch. Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMay...
BACKDOOR LOVERS: A Surprisingly Supportive Mob Boss
October 06, 2022 11:55 - 1 hour - 78.8 MBWelcome to our new NEW miniseries, Backdoor Lovers, where we explore episodes of shows that were meant to create new shows... but didn't. We explore the Charlie's Angels episode TONI'S BOYS, an attempt at setting up a "Charlie's Angels but with boys!" show that no one could possibly have wanted. Thrill as a man struggles to understand what a strip club is, cheer at an emotionally available Mafioso, and be amazed at what a boy can do with a horse and a rope. BACKDOOR LOVERS! Music by Max Lu...
Parental Control 1: Stomach Parasite Elliot Gould
September 15, 2022 11:35 - 1 hour - 73.4 MBWe start our brand-new miniseries, Parental Control, and we have a special guest: Annie "Dan's older sister no matter what the calendar says" Ludwig! We talk about the ultimate Dad sci-fi - Stargate SG-1. We debate the hotness of James Spader, analyze Marty's Tweeting style, and ponder how it's possible to travel to infinite universes when you have the brain capacity of a small fish. Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, ...
UNLOCKED BONUS: Welcome to the Turtle Club - A Master of Disguise Podcast
September 08, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 99.8 MBUNLOCKED PATREON BONUS: This hurt, this hurt a lot. It hurt so much we brought in Dan's brother Max Ludwig to share the pain. Max searches for the secret of the runes, Marty channels his energico and Dan breaks down halfway. Look, this one sucked, okay, we hate you for making us watch this. Fuck Dana Carvey.
105: An Extremely Solved Murder (Season Finale)
June 30, 2022 12:25 - 1 hour - 66 MBIt's the Season Finale and we're going back to the seemingly endless well of Andy Griffith TV Movies where he plays an unrepentant psychopath! This time around it's Murder in Coweta County, a tense game of cat-and-mouse between Andy Griffith and Johnny Cash, only it's really more like cat-and-guy-getting-his-absolute-shit-wrecked-by-Johnny-Cash-the-whole-movie. Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMayberry, Facebook Group: https:/...
104: Look on My Barney Meter, Ye Mortals, and Despair!
May 25, 2022 11:10 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBOkay so this episode starts with some funny stories about giraffe urine, and it ends with the horrors of the Vietnam War. Do not blame us for how this goes; this is entirely the Andy Griffith Show's fault. It's Season 4, Episode 31 "Back to Nature" and Episode 32 "Gomer Pyle, USMC" GIVE US MONEY TO SUPPORT ABORTION FUNDS: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry - New $8 monthly everything tier! https://breakingmayberry.gumroad.com/ - Buy our bonus episodes on their own! Music by Max Ludwi...
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Support abortion funds, get cool stuff
May 11, 2022 14:13 - 2 minutes - 2.08 MBAll this month, all money the boys make from this podcast goes to abortion funds throughout the US. Here's where to give us money and what you can get for it: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry $8 a month gets you access to everything, all our bonus eps, early/extended episodes, Discord access, suggest-an-episode, and other stuff. Gumroad: https://breakingmayberry.gumroad.com/ For a limited time you can buy packs of our bonus episodes, previously unreleased. $8 per pack or ge...
103: Don Draper Minds in William H. Macy Bodies (w/ Sophia Benoit)
April 28, 2022 13:57 - 1 hour - 83.6 MBTwitter fav and GQ/Bustle sex and relationship columnist Sophia Benoit joins the boys as they discuss #justiceforthelmalou, Andy Griffith gender-swapped fancasting, and adults who don't swear. We're also treated to hot hot cheek/chin kissing action, courtesy of Season 4, Episode 30 "Barney and Thelma Lou, Pfffttt!!" Follow Sophia: https://twitter.com/1followernodad or https://www.1followernodad.com/ Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/thel...
102: Your Host, A Miserable Pile of Secrets
April 14, 2022 17:24 - 1 hour - 60.1 MBLook, I don't know what this episode title means either but I do know this THIS episode is agonizing for Marty and Dan. Turns out, there's a good reason why TV seasons aren't 32 episodes long anymore, and that's because you run out of plots REAL FAST. These episodes aren't technically reruns, but pretty darn close. Somehow, though, the Andy Griffith Show finds new ways to disappoint us. It's Andy Griffith Season 4, Epis- you know what, who cares? Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Schnei...
101: Günterkräkken!
March 24, 2022 11:15 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBThere are many ways to learn a new language, but only one that will let you do what Marty does to Dan in this episode. We also learn the greatest nicknames of all time, and eventually we talk about the Woo Girls of the Andy Griffith Show. It's Season 4, Episode 27 "The Fun Girls" To join Toucan, go to https://jointoucan.com/ Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakin...
100: Mayblivion Comes For Us All (w/ Joe Wade)
March 07, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 108 MBIt's the 100th episode of Breaking Mayberry and we brought in Joe Wade from Christmas Creeps to join us as we dive into Kickstarter-funded fan film Mayberry Man. Ever wonder what would happen if you took a Hallmark movie, removed any internal logic, and populated it with the worst cosplayers alive? No? Well sucks for you because that's what happened here. It's... it's so painful, gang. It nearly kills us. Why did we do 100 of these holy crap. Listen to Joe on Christmas Creeps: https://chris...
99: They Can't Cease and Desist All of Us!
February 10, 2022 15:05 - 53 minutes - 48.6 MBOpie joins an MLM in this episode and so do we! Get your exclusive Breaking Mayberry NFT for the price of nothing, we're not doing that, NFTs are stupid cons. But it's tempting! Anyway, you wanna buy some Miracle Salve? Listen to Marty's guest spot on Paranoia Happy Hour: https://paranoiahappyhour.buzzsprout.com/1873883/9970409-happy-hour-fourteen-wam-bam-pow-you-re-a-comic-book-villain Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPOR...
98: Tales of the Downstairs Neighbors
January 28, 2022 12:40 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBMarty and Dan tell stories about the people who live below, Barney rides a horse, Gilligan shows up, and we all learn way too much about (fake) mountain folklore. It's Season 4, Episode 25 - "Divorce, Mountain Style" Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Ludwig: twitter.com/sleeptalky Follow Breaking Mayberry on Twitter: twitter.com/BreakMay...
97: Butcher With A Gun
January 13, 2022 13:58 - 1 hour - 64.8 MBYou know what we all hate? Saving money. It sucks, and finally someone has the guts to say it, and that someone is John Whedon. We do a deeper dive into the life of the woman who played Aunt Bee, Marty's butcher packs heat, and Dan has weird ideas about meat! It's Season 4, Episode 24 "Bargain Day". Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayberry Music by Max Lu...
96: HBO Presents Bartleby the Scrivener
December 30, 2021 12:15 - 1 hour - 71.6 MBThis episode was recorded on December 28th. I'm telling you this because it's a VERY "this is the week between Christmas and New Years, time is meaningless we are all lost in liminality" sort of episode. In fact, we talk about The Andy Griffith Show, cumulatively, for about 18 minutes on this one. That's being generous. What do we talk about instead? Well, The Brady Bunch, MASH, Dan's Landlord's Sex Swing Accident, Herman Melville novellas, and TV Tropes. See you next year, everybody. Mar...
95: This Episode Smells Like Chapstick (w/ Adam Teterus)
December 02, 2021 12:20 - 1 hour - 81.8 MBPodcast host, burlesque emcee, and chaos demon Adam Teterus joins us again to discuss an episode sort of about shoplifting, but mostly about offensively lazy t-shirts. Dan introduces us to the "failing to buy sparklers" challenge, Marty confesses to a crime at work, and we all spend too much time talking about one particular prop from the Andy Griffith Show Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: ...
UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE: Full of Sound and Furry
November 25, 2021 12:25 - 1 hour - 79.3 MBIn this unlocked episode from the vaults of our Patreon, Patrons made us watch the furry Christmas classic with the baffling cast, Pottersville. So we called in backup in the form of Man-Thing Minute host Adam Teterus. And guess what, nerds?! We all kinda liked it. So there. Happy Holidays, everyone, see you next week. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/breakingmayber...
94: Does This Job Come With Hobo Benefits?
November 18, 2021 13:05 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBWe're back for another trip to 60s TV hell, and we're taking y'all to Marty's Comix Korner! We'll also discuss Dan's midnight snacking habits and learn who the scrub in "No Scrubs" was. Also at some point we'll do Andy Griffith Show Season 04, Ep 22 "Andy's Vacation" which has a special surprise place in Breaking Mayberry lore, but we'll get to that when we get to it. Marty on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SchneidRemarks Dan on Twitter: https://twitter.com/theludds SUPPORT BREAKING MAYBERRY ...
PREVIEW - 94: Does This Job Come With Hobo Benefits?
November 17, 2021 21:33 - 4 minutes - 4.36 MBScenes from the next episode of Breaking Mayberry - Does This Job Have Hobo Benefits?