Break Room at the Cineplex
198 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 31 ratingsMovie theater coworkers Greg, Kyle, and Henry meet up weekly to discuss an obscure movie and their own bizarre lives in the small town of Timberdale.
Starring:
Ryan Woodyard (Greg Basil)
Nick Terry (Kyle McKlinsky)
Nick Martin (Henry Harrison)
Social Media Art: Maleah Metz
Audio Editing: Joe Muriekes Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
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Episodes
71 - Catacombes de Paris
August 09, 2019 04:00 - 35 minutes - 49.2 MBAn archaeological treasure hunt through the catacombs beneath Paris leads to the discovery of an ancient prophecy in this foreign film packed with mystery and a whole lotta sexism. Greg is selling balls of room-temperature butter out of the ticket booth. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
70 - Word.
August 02, 2019 04:00 - 38 minutes - 53.5 MBIn a world where words are living things capable of being murdered, a string of killings has crippled the world's collective vocabulary. Sylvia Sanderson, a savant of syntax, is selected to stop the seemingly senseless slaughter. Former theater manager Steve is now a famous daredevil. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
69 - The Thrift Store Swashbuckler
July 26, 2019 04:00 - 36 minutes - 50 MBVivian uses donated items at her parents' thrift store to fuel her wild imagination, but when she encounters an unimaginative boy named Charles, her efforts to teach him how to pretend turn out to be the beginning of a thrilling adventure. Greg is not only still employed at the theater, he's been promoted. Kind of. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
68 - Beat It Man
July 19, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes - 50.9 MBBilly Chong goes to war with a villainous lawyer over his lease agreement in this video game-themed film. Kyle and Henry are appalled after Greg's antics land one of their coworkers in the hospital. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
67 - Stank, Pank, and Skank's Psychedelic Adventure
July 12, 2019 04:00 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MBStank, Pank, and Skank take an unspecified hallucinogenic drug and set off in search of food at the carnival near their college campus. It doesn't take long for the line between what's real and what isn't to begin to blur. Greg wants everyone to know he's been reading "The Great Gatsby." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
66 - Lord of the Hops
July 05, 2019 04:00 - 39 minutes - 54.2 MBWhen an army of rats rises up and overthrows the rabbits of Bunnyland, Lord and Lady Fuzzybutt set off on a grand adventure to take their kingdom back. Greg's improbable rumor about Tommy and Sarah has come true, leading Kyle and Henry to wonder what else he might be able to predict. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
65 - The Opposite of Backwards
June 28, 2019 04:00 - 36 minutes - 50.4 MBBob may be the number one school bus driver in the country, but when a bomb is discovered on his bus that will detonate unless he drives in reverse, he'll need to use every bit of his bus-driving knowledge to get the schoolchildren safely to their destination. Things at the theater are running so smoothly that Greg has started spreading rumors just to keep things interesting. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
64 - Hell Hath No Fury
June 21, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 37.8 MBThe story behind "Hell Hath No Fury" is arguably more interesting than the film itself as Greg, Kyle, and Henry dig into how this bizarre monster movie came to be. Mark makes a brief reappearance in Timberdale with a bunch of lizards in tow. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
63 - Clarence's Furniture
June 14, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 37.2 MBClarence runs a furniture store with his cousin Gerald, who has secretly turned the business into a front for the mob and employed a bunch of sexy mobsters to run it. Will Clarence ever catch on? In Timberdale, Linda has selected a new general manager for the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
62 - Lock, Stalk, & Barrel
June 07, 2019 04:00 - 48 minutes - 66.2 MBPeter Lock, Benji Stalk, and Carol Barrel are a trio of detectives/lawyers/private investigators/deli workers tasked with solving a murder in this oddly-paced film. Henry offers to help Greg with his business aspirations. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
61 - Cold, Heartless Space
May 31, 2019 04:00 - 34 minutes - 47.8 MBThree years after the international space station drifts out of orbit, the crew faces a new threat in the form of a deadly alien race. Greg has several new business ventures and they're all bad. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
60 - Bleached Ham
May 24, 2019 04:00 - 33 minutes - 45.5 MBStacy Legs invites a food critic to her new restaurant before realizing she has no food or functioning kitchen equipment. Upon discovering a loose ham in a drawer, Legs must use her wits, culinary degree, and a bit of bleach to save her burgeoning business. Greg's obsession with Kyle's sister has gone from being generally gross to being super illegal and deeply troubling. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
59 - Flamingos in Electric Shoes
May 17, 2019 04:00 - 39 minutes - 54.6 MBGeorge (Ryan Gosling) and Joe (Ryan Gosling) Flamingo have been sharing a single pair of electric shoes in their exotic dance act, but when mobsters demand the shoes be handed over, the brothers must enlist the help of their drug-addled father Jim (Ryan Gosling) in this wacky stoner comedy. Greg has started customizing his clothing and it's just as baffling as you'd expect. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Henry vs. Creamed Corn (BONUS BITS)
May 14, 2019 04:00 - 52 seconds - 1.24 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
58 - Wallpaper Never Peels
May 10, 2019 04:00 - 28 minutes - 39.5 MBA crab apple farmer makes a deal with the devil after being unable to find people willing to stay at his terrible orchard. Henry is feeling a bit under the weather. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Neutral Bees (BONUS BITS)
May 07, 2019 04:00 - 3 minutes - 4.88 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
57 - Harvey Porter and the Escape from the Muggers Who Found Out
May 03, 2019 04:00 - 50 minutes - 70 MBReminiscent of another popular series about a magical school, this entry in the Harvey Porter saga sees Harvey and friends taking on an unstoppable busker in the ongoing rivalry between street performers and street magicians. Greg has been rehired at the theater and is already shirking his few responsibilities. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Mark's Lizard Coalition (BONUS BITS)
April 30, 2019 04:00 - 2 minutes - 3.46 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
56 - With These Helping Hands
April 26, 2019 04:00 - 29 minutes - 40.2 MBA blind surgeon overcomes incredible odds in this inspirational film based on an inspiring true story brimming with inspiration. Greg has made some enemies now that he's living in the park. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Greg's New Home (BONUS BITS)
April 23, 2019 04:00 - 1 minute - 2.61 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
55 - Going Stag
April 19, 2019 04:00 - 41 minutes - 56.7 MBJeremy, dreaming of going to a real school like the ones he sees in 80s movies, abandons his carnival-based lifestyle in search of normalcy. Henry, Kyle, and Greg discuss the future of Timberdale now that the Church of Everlasting Life has unveiled the final stage in its unnecessarily convoluted scheme. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
54 - Old Habits Die Hard
April 12, 2019 04:00 - 39 minutes - 53.9 MBA group of elderly nuns are on a mission to cleanse the Catholic Church of evil priests in this violent action film. Greg may be the only person left in Timberdale now that Kyle has joined Henry in Everlasting Life. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
53 - A Jump from the Heights
April 05, 2019 04:00 - 34 minutes - 47.4 MBA trio of daredevils team up to take on the ultimate stunt in this riveting documentary. Henry has joined the Church of Everlasting Life and invites Kyle and Greg to something called "The Reckoning." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
52 - Heaven at the Gates
March 29, 2019 04:00 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MBJim and Martha reminisce about the life of Jim's grandmother through the squares of a patchwork quilt in this sweet, simple, easy-to-follow story. Kyle has a theory for why prominent citizens of Timberdale continue to be accused of murder and hauled off to the nearby town of Everlasting Life. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
51 - Pickleweasel's Discombobulated Pet Mongoose
March 22, 2019 04:00 - 44 minutes - 61.2 MBMarty the mongoose plans a daring escape after Pickleweasel adds him to his ever-growing collection of imprisoned mongooses. Life in Timberdale has become oddly uniform now that the majority of the population is made up of bald people in robes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
50 - You Go To Yugoslavia, You Don't Come Back
March 15, 2019 04:00 - 37 minutes - 51.6 MBBridget, determined to make her way to university, instead finds herself swept up in a whirlwind romance with a soldier with a secret of his (her??) own. Members of the church from the town over have begun handing out cryptic pamphlets in Timberdale. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Octo-Pie (BONUS BITS)
March 12, 2019 04:00 - 1 minute - 2.04 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
49 - Shrimp Party 2
March 08, 2019 05:00 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MBAn undersea party spirals out of control for Prawnathan and friends in this ill-conceived sequel. Just as things seem to be settling down in Timberdale, Henry's father is framed for murder and escorted to the neighboring town of Everlasting Life by some bald people in robes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Mark Ate a Lime (BONUS BITS)
March 05, 2019 19:00 - 1 minute - 2.22 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
48 - Sneezy by the Rodents
March 01, 2019 05:00 - 42 minutes - 58.5 MBA wealthy couple adopts a sneezing rat from an orphanage in this predictable, by-the-numbers film. Greg has an admirer which leads to the coining of his worst catchphrase to date. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Henry Dances for Money (BONUS BITS)
February 26, 2019 05:00 - 1 minute - 1.77 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
47 - Right Turn On Right
February 22, 2019 05:00 - 50 minutes - 69.6 MBDriven to madness by a few cosmetic changes made around the city, Karl Smithstington is looking to murder some horny teens in this bloody slasher film. Greg goes on a date that starts at a restaurant and ends at a hospital. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
Mark's Custody Battle (BONUS BITS)
February 19, 2019 05:00 - 1 minute - 1.48 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
46 - Weight, Don't Tell Me
February 15, 2019 05:00 - 33 minutes - 45.8 MBBullied for being too thin, Candace's newfound fitness obsession soon has her bulking up at an alarming rate. Henry takes up smoking and Greg narrowly avoids getting thrown off a bridge. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
45 - Mirror Mode
February 08, 2019 05:00 - 41 minutes - 57 MBChristian, Misha, and Kevin find themselves transported to the distant future of the 1990s in this baseball-themed time travel film. Greg has started carrying around a mirror to further reinforce the existence of Carlisle. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
44 - Gun-Man
February 01, 2019 05:00 - 32 minutes - 44.7 MBVincent, recently divorced and generally unstable, discovers he has the superhuman ability to speak to guns. Can he, a self-proclaimed "good guy with a gun," protect the innocent, win back his ex-wife, and cope with life's ups and downs in a reasonable, appropriate way? The answer is no. Henry and Kyle are joined by a surprise guest after Greg goes missing. DISCLAIMER: This episode became an unplanned attempt at improvised satire, which is a tricky thing. Gun violence, violence against women...
43 - Whose Kid Is This?
January 25, 2019 05:00 - 45 minutes - 62.1 MBTen children are lost throughout New York in this overcrowded musical. Greg owes money to the Timberdale mob. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
42 - Fruitcake Chronicles: Passion Fruit Crumbles
January 18, 2019 05:00 - 36 minutes - 50.2 MBWar rages between stone fruits and berries in this holiday season staple and early installment in the Fruitcake Chronicles franchise. Greg's questionable business acumen has put the future of the theater in jeopardy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
41 - Jake's Step Stool
January 11, 2019 05:00 - 36 minutes - 50.3 MBAfter acclaimed carpenter Jake is cursed by a witch and finds himself unable to build a functioning step stool, he soon discovers a dark secret that has haunted his family for generations. Greg, visibly cracking under the pressure of running the movie theater, considers taking things in a new direction. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
40 - Woman Forgotten
January 04, 2019 05:00 - 56 minutes - 77.9 MBLieutenant Barbara Gravy goes undercover to stop a gang running an illegal counterfeit snow operation in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Greg is making efforts to appear more managerial with mixed results. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
39 - The Chair He Loved
December 28, 2018 05:00 - 32 minutes - 45.2 MBAn unnamed man's life is inexplicably centered around his armchair in this student film packed with baffling symbolism and so-so performances. Big changes are underway at the theater, most of them pirate-themed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
38 - Whey Siphleson’s Dr. Zaphorium Presents: The Incredible Escapade of the Tricksome Two, that is, the Ferryside Lovers and their Life, Peril, and their Wonderful ‘Happily Ever After’
December 21, 2018 05:00 - 43 minutes - 59.8 MBAging bird jugglers Marty and Shandra hope to revitalize their act by traveling to Paris to join a circus run by the enigmatic Dr. Zaphorium, but a dark revelation soon has them fleeing for their lives. In Timberdale, Greg claims his dire financial situation has taken a turn. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
The Colonel (BONUS BITS)
December 18, 2018 05:00 - 2 minutes - 3.23 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
37 - Crack of Dawn
December 14, 2018 05:00 - 41 minutes - 57 MBStephen Schmingle finds himself up against computer hackers and I.T. technicians in a race to crack an eccentric billionaire's virtual vault. Greg's downward spiral continues as he misplaces his apartment. Special thanks to Reggie's Bird Seed for sponsoring this episode of the podcast! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
36 - The Old, the Older, and the Whippersnapper
December 07, 2018 05:00 - 48 minutes - 67 MBCharles (Robert De Niro) , Milton (Christopher Plummer), and Jimmy (Shia LaBeouf) are hoping to bond as a family on their road trip to the Grand Canyon. Greg's first week of unemployment has been rough. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
35 - Thunder...?
November 30, 2018 05:00 - 25 minutes - 34.4 MBVin Diesel fights to survive a massive thunderstorm and get back to his wife in this thrilling, if redundant, disaster film. Greg has been fired from the Cineplex. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
34 - Folk Never Dies
November 23, 2018 05:00 - 25 minutes - 35.4 MBA group of musicians brought together by their collective hatred of Bob Dylan determine that they must save folk music by any means necessary after Dylan's controversial electric guitar performance in 1965. Greg tests the limits of what he can still get away with at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
An Unrelated Punching (BONUS BITS)
November 20, 2018 05:00 - 53 seconds - 1.25 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
33 - A.I. Matic
November 16, 2018 05:00 - 37 minutes - 51.8 MBIn the year 3000, the latest in A.I. personal assistant technology has hit the shelves just in time for the holidays and single mother Pamela could use some help raising her seven children. But when the robots begin to question the efficiency of the human race, Pamela finds herself responsible for the very fate of humanity. Greg, Kyle, and Henry debate the state of the movie theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support
AAA Meeting (BONUS BITS)
November 13, 2018 05:00 - 57 seconds - 1.35 MBWant more "Break Room at the Cineplex" but without the necessary context? Enjoy a snippet that didn't make the cut but we still had the gall to deem worthy of your time and attention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support