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Break Room at the Cineplex

198 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 31 ratings

Movie theater coworkers Greg, Kyle, and Henry meet up weekly to discuss an obscure movie and their own bizarre lives in the small town of Timberdale.

Starring:
Ryan Woodyard (Greg Basil)
Nick Terry (Kyle McKlinsky)
Nick Martin (Henry Harrison)

Social Media Art: Maleah Metz
Audio Editing: Joe Muriekes Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

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Episodes

163 - The Industrious Life of Dusty Poles

April 01, 2022 07:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

A small town in South Dakota struggles to survive as all of their food is repeatedly eaten by an insatiable football team until Dusty Poles (Bryan Kranzburg) hatches a plan to beat them at their own game. Greg has been pulling pranks at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

162 - Horses at College??? (Knowledge at College: You Could Fit All That in Your Hat!)

February 11, 2022 08:00 - 46 minutes - 84.7 MB

The boys are back to review a college orientation video about horses and what to do when you encounter one wearing a hat. Greg and Henry mourn the tragic loss of Kyle. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

161 - Dr. Schlomo Dances His Way Home

December 03, 2021 08:00 - 54 minutes - 50.4 MB

Dr. Schlomo (pre-Wire Idris Elba) learns his shapes, colors, and numbers as he makes his commute home in this fun-filled film for babies. The list of suspects has ballooned to thousands in the search for Kyle's would-be assassin, with one emerging as the new frontrunner. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

160 - The Beach

November 19, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Megan closes in on her mother’s kidnapper after decades of searching in this convoluted thriller with the kind of twist ending that makes less sense the more you think about it. Kyle, Greg, and Henry think it might be time to reexamine some evidence. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

159 - Tattoo Me, Honey

November 05, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

When Clark (Ryan Reynolds) leaves his wife because she’s dying, a night on the town with a male stripper (Zach Galifianakis) turns out to be an unforgettable and borderline indescribable experience for them both (and an opportunity for a pair of actors to really go after that Oscar). Kyle’s list of suspects gets shorter as Marvin reveals an airtight alibi. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

158 - Cockatiel on an Old Steel Gate

October 08, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 156 MB

Matthew’s family is coming to dinner and he needs everything to go perfectly in this film adaptation of the play by Kentucky Wilson. Ground rules are set as Kyle moves in with Henry. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

157 - The Hour in Which Humans Became One Against All Odds: Back at it Again

October 01, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 142 MB

An extraterrestrial creature is befriended by a little girl after being abandoned on Earth in this classic film. Kyle has narrowly avoided death several times over the past week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

156 - Water for Leet

September 24, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Leet Handsome seeks vengeance after the financially struggling Irish Mob uses up all his water and steals his cat. Kyle fears someone is trying to kill him when the opening night of the musical ends in disaster. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

155 - Mike Neverstopping

September 17, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB

Watchmaker Mike enjoys the simple life in his clocktower until a mysterious stranger arrives with a cryptic message and a task that sends Mike hurtling through time itself. Kyle prepares for the musical's opening night, whenever that is. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

154 - FishORman: The Harrowing Harbor

August 20, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 133 MB

A quiet seaside town is terrorized by a grotesque aquatic monster in this tonally inconsistent horror film. Kyle theorizes that some recent changes to the local musical are retaliation for his critiques of the playwright. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

153 - On the Brink

August 13, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

Joey is sent to an alien planet on a military mission to acquire its rarest resource at any cost, but when he meets the indigenous population, he begins to question the morality of his assignment. Kyle has qualms with recent additions to the musical script. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

152 - From Torso to Horse, Oh!: A Truly Centaur Memoir

August 08, 2021 02:25 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Teenage centaur Fran has always dominated at physical sports, but when she has to sign up for chess class on her first day of high school, she learns that winning isn’t always about being the fastest or the strongest. Kyle runs lines for the upcoming musical with Henry and Greg. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

151 - Staff Lounge at the Picture Palace

July 16, 2021 07:00 - 38 minutes - 71.5 MB

Kevin, Gary, and Harvey are three art gallery employees in the wacky town of Lumberburg in this film that bears a passing resemblance to the actual lives of Kyle, Greg, and Henry. Kyle's audition for the local musical went about as well as could be expected. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

150 - Pizza Joe at the Peep Show

July 02, 2021 07:00 - 46 minutes - 84.7 MB

Pizza Joe's high-stakes delivery promise has him scrambling to reach his destination in 30 minutes or less at any cost. Kyle is auditioning for a local musical. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

149 - Taco Tuesday and the Tortillas

June 18, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes - 95.7 MB

Looking to find a new and original sound, musician Davy Krandleberry thinks K-pop may be the answer until his contribution to the genre is overshadowed by his bandmates. Henry is the victim of a baffling magic trick. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

148 - The Depths

June 11, 2021 07:00 - 56 minutes - 103 MB

Richard, Scarlet, and Squiggy are three astronauts bound for outer space, but when disaster strikes and their shuttle is damaged, it becomes clear not everyone will make it back home. Greg has a hangover. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

147 - Fast and Furrious: Into the Sea

June 04, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 124 MB

In a world occupied exclusively by mascots, Jeb and his crew find themselves facing an evil kangaroo bent on forcing the furry population into the sea. Greg thinks he may be able to earn the Timberdale equivalent of an EGOT. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

146 - The Baker's Ride

May 28, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Eccentric detective Dabian C. Caster has never met a case he couldn't solve. After discovering a car wreck and suspecting foul play, Dabian follows the clues and uncovers a string of bakery-based murders. Greg has been awarded the Keys to the City. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

145 - Homeowners' Assassination

May 14, 2021 07:00 - 56 minutes - 103 MB

In a gated community of perfect lawns and picket fences, Gavin has a tendency to complain to the Homeowners' Association when he spots something out of place. When a neighbor is found dead after one of his calls, Gavin suspects the HOA may be hiding a paranormal secret. Greg is employee of the month. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

144 - The Sloppy Sticky Note

April 30, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes - 96.3 MB

Jonathan's first day at his new office job spirals out of control in this film packed with graphic nudity, gratuitous sex, and a wholesome message about our collective values. Greg and Kyle have begun playing a game of their own invention at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

143 - Dead-and-Breakfast

April 23, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB

A family vacation becomes a frantic fight to survive the night when Walter brings his wife Cynthia and their children to a remote bed-and-breakfast in the woods. Greg spent the last two weeks incarcerated. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

142 - The Super Duper Squad

April 02, 2021 07:00 - 52 minutes - 96.5 MB

Rocket B.O.Y., Debbie Disappear, Hunky Chunk Chuck, and Simon must put their differences aside and form the ultimate superhero squad to face an ancient evil. Greg is voluntarily working overtime at the Cineplex... or is he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

141 - Striking a Chord: The Jinny Herndicks Story

March 26, 2021 07:00 - 41 minutes - 75.9 MB

Experience the highs and mostly lows of guitarist Jinny Herndicks' career in this biopic that explores the musician's tumultuous life. The population of Timberdale has doubled overnight as the original townsfolk return without warning. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

140 - Boarding Games

March 19, 2021 07:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

Tiffany is selected to represent her town in a life-or-death dance competition in this film adaptation of the dystopian young adult book series. Greg, Kyle, and Henry decide to check in on their clones. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

139 - Squawks & Beakman

March 12, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

A pair of law-enforcing birds put their differences aside in pursuit of justice in this animated buddy cop film. Greg has some startling news as Timberdale's festival season comes to a close. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

138 - Up Against the Clock

March 05, 2021 08:00 - 46 minutes - 84.9 MB

Cursed to travel haphazardly through time every 48 hours, Matilda will stop at nothing to be reunited with her girlfriend in this love story that breaks all the rules. And speaking of breaking the rules, it's Crime Week in Timberdale! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

137 - All for hER

February 26, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

Emily had dreams of becoming a birthday clown before settling on life as an ER nurse. Battling addiction and living in squalor, her invitation to the road to recovery arrives when she least expects it. In Timberdale, a foosball festival has Greg looking to make some extra cash. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

136 - Knife Walker

February 19, 2021 08:00 - 58 minutes - 107 MB

Harrison Ford stars as Baxton Dalence, a man brought to the dystopian future of 2014 to hunt androids in this sci-fi thriller. In Timberdale, Apricot Fest has been crashed by peach people. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

135 - Dusk: Nude Moon: The Story of Age vs. Beauty?

February 12, 2021 08:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Ella is your average twenty-something high schooler until she meets Michael, a mysterious new student who isn't quite... human. Dark secrets are revealed and an ancient feud is reignited in this supernatural teen romance. In Timberdale, Snooze Fest is in full swing! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

134 - Darling, I Squashed the Kids

February 05, 2021 08:00 - 48 minutes - 88.9 MB

Wacky scientist Helen is gearing up for Halloween when her three children are accidentally transformed into gourds! What seems like a classic case of science-gone-wrong is turned on its head with a shocking twist in the final act. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

133 - Top Secret:, My Heart

January 29, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 71.8 MB

The Crown Jewels of the UK must be protected from a master thief in this spy thriller starring Hollywood legend Todd Ships. Timberdale is hosting a shepherd convention. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

132 - Anderson's Outing

January 15, 2021 05:00 - 57 minutes - 79.2 MB

Lost in the jungle as a child and raised by a pack of wolves, Anderson is ready to do what it takes to protect his animal friends when a military platoon arrives to burn his home to the ground. Think you know how this story goes? I promise you, you do not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

131 - Instant Regret: The Misadventures of Matt, Steve, and McGillicuddy

January 08, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Three D&D players are whisked away to a fantasy world where they encounter magical creatures, dangerous foes, and a dashing knight (Donald Sutherland) on their quest to get back home. Greg, Kyle, and Henry readjust to life at the cineplex. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

130 - The Christmas Tick

January 01, 2021 05:00 - 52 minutes - 72 MB

Joy is a businesswoman with little interest in the holidays until a chance encounter with a handsome stranger takes her on a journey to discover the true meaning of Christmas. Greg, Kyle, and Henry are eager for normalcy in the aftermath of sinking Timberdale. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

129 - Angry Drivers 3: Fillin' Station

December 18, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 83 MB

Tires squeal in this high-octane action film about friends, family, and driving really fast in a car. Henry and Kyle have second thoughts about Greg's plan to sink the town. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

128 - Harvey Porter and the Fishbowl Fiasco

December 11, 2020 05:00 - 40 minutes - 55.1 MB

Based on the popular book series, this film represents a bizarre anomaly in the otherwise beloved Harvey Porter franchise for one major reason: all of the characters are cats. Greg, Kyle, and Henry are seriously considering sinking their tourism business... and Timberdale along with it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

127 - Half of One, Twice of the Other

December 04, 2020 05:00 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MB

After unwittingly moving into a house where several murders took place, Tiffany finds herself teaming up with the local neighborhood watch when the killer returns. Greg, Kyle, and Henry don't know how to handle their sudden success. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

The Break Room is Full of Pigeons (We'll Be Right Back!)

November 27, 2020 05:00 - 28 seconds - 702 KB

Stay tuned! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

126 - Down by the Sea

November 20, 2020 05:00 - 52 minutes - 72 MB

Upon learning that the president of Estonia is going to visit their small, two-household village, Svetlana and Ivan start a rivalry with their neighbors to see who can present the more impressive home. Having spent the week launching their tourism business, Henry, Greg, and Kyle await the arrival of their first customer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

125 - The Blaker's Farce

November 13, 2020 05:00 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MB

Two young runaways are coaxed by a shifty weasel into stealing a big bag of money in this wacky cartoon caper. The break room is full of priceless sports paraphernalia. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

124 - Big Boris and the Magic Tuxedo

November 06, 2020 05:00 - 47 minutes - 65 MB

After an accident at his job leaves Boris stranded in the woods, he stumbles upon a magical tree that grants him a powerful, perfectly-tailored gift... or is it a curse? The Timberdale clones are hosting various workshops and seminars at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

123 - Gooey Love

October 30, 2020 04:00 - 55 minutes - 76.1 MB

Popular jock Danny (Danny DeVito) and bookish nerd Claire (Rachel McAdams) find themselves working together after an accident in chemistry class causes a zombie uprising at their high school prom. Greg, Kyle, and Henry start advertising their tourism business around town with plans to expand. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

122 - Objection (Your Honor)

October 23, 2020 04:00 - 48 minutes - 66.4 MB

A down-on-his-luck public defender in purgatory, Dave the demon has never won a case. Now he must prove the innocence of a soul accused of murder, thereby determining if they will be sent to heaven or hell. Greg pitches a business venture meant to capitalize on Timberdale's new status as an island. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

121 - The Box in the Closet

October 16, 2020 04:00 - 52 minutes - 72.6 MB

Tom Cruise and Amy Adams star in a romantic comedy without much romance or comedy, but with more than a few violent fight sequences. Greg, Henry, and Kyle speculate about Mark's role as the apparent leader of the lizard people. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

120 - Zhe Infeczioning

October 09, 2020 04:00 - 49 minutes - 67.4 MB

A French cobbler named Claude (Hugh Laurie) finds himself in the midst of a zombie-esque apocalypse in this low-budget film. The Timberdale clones are developing their own language. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

119 - The Statesman's Ball

October 02, 2020 04:00 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MB

When prisoners Gerard and Terrence attempt a daring jailbreak on the night of the Statesman's Ball, things don't go exactly as planned. Or do they? Henry and Greg are determined to get a foam cowboy hat off of Kyle's head. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

118 - Through the Eyes of Cindy Rella

September 25, 2020 04:00 - 58 minutes - 80.1 MB

Stuck with three evil stepmothers and no hope of going to the fancy ball, Cindy's life is changed when David Hasselhoff and a talking carriage arrive on her doorstep in this animated retelling of Cinderella with an 80s twist. Kyle, Henry, and Greg have adopted their clones with mixed results. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

117 - Give Me Some Space

September 18, 2020 04:00 - 35 minutes - 48.9 MB

A robot believing himself to be human develops feelings for an astrophysicist named Penelope in this sci-fi romantic comedy set on a space station above Mars. The Timberdale clones appear to be evolving. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

116 - Jurassic Gump

September 11, 2020 04:00 - 46 minutes - 63.9 MB

Tom Hanks stars as a caveman brought to the future and placed in a human zoo in this 1994 film that tries to capitalize on the success of two other, better films. Timberdale is an island now. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

115 - Pogo, A Go-Go!

September 04, 2020 04:00 - 43 minutes - 59.9 MB

A group of teens finds a pogo stick buried on the beach, unaware that this simple discovery will have unintended, and deadly, consequences. Greg, Kyle, and Henry have had a week of revelatory twists that very likely raise more questions than they answer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/cineplex-podcast/support

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