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Boys' Bible Study

269 episodes - English - Latest episode: 19 days ago - ★★★★★ - 82 ratings

Ash, Scott, and Julian are innocent angel babies incapable of doing wrong. They invite guests from Hell to watch and critique the best contemporary Christian movies. God wants you to listen to this podcast!

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The Saber (2007) feat. Dimitri Simakis of Everything Is Terrible!

March 08, 2020 19:56 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

The Saber (2007) is a delightful anti-porn film with a military setting. It packs a ton of detail into its 50 minute runtime. We see training montages, trips to the porn theater, and even a mysterious apparition "The Woman of the Dark" who haunts our porn-addled protagonist. Our good friend Dimitri Simakis of Everything Is Terrible!, the LEGENDARY team of bad movie experts and found footage collectors, joins us to dissect this gem. View our full episode list and subscribe to any of our pub...

The Saber feat. Dimitri Simakis of Everything Is Terrible!

March 08, 2020 19:56 - 1 hour - 69.1 MB

The Saber (2007) is a delightful anti-porn film with a military setting. It packs a ton of detail into its 50 minute runtime. We see training montages, trips to the porn theater, and even a mysterious apparition "The Woman of the Dark" who haunts our porn-addled protagonist. Our good friend Dimitri Simakis of Everything Is Terrible!, the LEGENDARY team of bad movie experts and found footage collectors, joins us to dissect this gem.

The Penny (2010)

March 01, 2020 10:20 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

Fate? Luck? Chance? Destiny? Accident? Coincidence? The boys watch Christian crime drama The Penny and learn that absolutely everything happens for a reason. We watched this movie for a reason. You're listening to us for a reason. Maybe if you hadn't decided to put this podcast on, you'd be hearing an impure audio product instead, and then you'd go straight to hell if it were the last thing you ever heard! Just something to think about. View our full episode list and subscribe to any of ou...

The Penny

March 01, 2020 10:20 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MB

Fate? Luck? Chance? Destiny? Accident? Coincidence? The boys watch Christian crime drama The Penny and learn that absolutely everything happens for a reason. We watched this movie for a reason. You're listening to us for a reason. Maybe if you hadn't decided to put this podcast on, you'd be hearing an impure audio product instead, and then you'd go straight to hell if it were the last thing you ever heard! Just something to think about.

The Trump Prophecy (2018) feat. Danny Haloossim

February 23, 2020 21:30 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

In which a firefighter's battle with PTSD (represented by a cgi fire demon) leads him to psychically predict Trump's presidency. This film is fascinating cultural study but also contains Christian movie hallmarks such as baffling comedy and bizarre depictions of normal human relationships. Our friend Danny is uniquely qualified to discuss Christian movies since his work got him into an actual public feud with Kirk Cameron. Check out the video that started it all: https://vimeo.com/1308205...

The Trump Prophecy feat. Danny Haloossim

February 23, 2020 21:30 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

In which a firefighter's battle with PTSD (represented by a cgi fire demon) leads him to psychically predict Trump's presidency. This film is fascinating cultural study but also contains Christian movie hallmarks such as baffling comedy and bizarre depictions of normal human relationships. Our friend Danny is uniquely qualified to discuss Christian movies since his work got him into an actual public feud with Kirk Cameron. Check out the video that started it all: https://vimeo.com/130820592

I Believe (2017)

February 09, 2020 09:17 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

The Three Wise Boys (Ash, Scott & Julian) are back to tell you about a film that we now consider one of the all-time best in the Christian genre. I Believe (2017) is like the Harry Potter of Christianity. A precocious, bespectacled boy performs real, actual miracles that stun the entire city of Los Angeles, as the Italian mafia and a gaggle of atheist newscasters look on in wonderment. It's also the only Christian film we've seen so far that has full-fledged body horror moments. View our f...

I Believe

February 09, 2020 09:17 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

The Three Wise Boys (Ash, Scott & Julian) are back to tell you about a film that we now consider one of the all-time best in the Christian genre. I Believe (2017) is like the Harry Potter of Christianity. A precocious, bespectacled boy performs real, actual miracles that stun the entire city of Los Angeles, as the Italian mafia and a gaggle of atheist newscasters look on in wonderment. It's also the only Christian film we've seen so far that has full-fledged body horror moments.

Pray. feat. Joey Gallimore

February 02, 2020 10:49 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

Joey of horror blog Camera Viscera and shot-on-video screening series Movie Time joins us in the study group to discuss Christian horror film "Pray." (2007). It's a parable featuring jump scares that will scare you to death...but take you to Heaven. Next Sunday, Feb. 9th in Los Angeles, Movie Time (Joey and Scott) present public access thriller ALONG CAME SPIDER followed by VENUS FLYTRAP! Find details at  https://www.facebook.com/movietimeLA Check out Camera Viscera at https://camera...

Pray. (2007) feat. Joey Gallimore

February 02, 2020 10:49 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MB

Joey of horror blog Camera Viscera and shot-on-video screening series Movie Time joins us in the study group to discuss Christian horror film "Pray." (2007). It's a parable featuring jump scares that will scare you to death...but take you to Heaven. Next Sunday, Feb. 9th in Los Angeles, Movie Time (Joey and Scott) present public access thriller ALONG CAME SPIDER followed by VENUS FLYTRAP! Find details at  https://www.facebook.com/movietimeLA Check out Camera Viscera at https://camera...

Assassin 33 A.D. feat. Natalia Gattini

January 19, 2020 11:52 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

We are the FIRST Christian movie critics to review the INTENSE new movie Assassin 33 A.D., in theaters Jan. 24, 2020. In the film, a Muslim extremist travels back in time to perform the ultimate jihad - killing Jesus before he can ever get crucified. A team of plucky scientists must save Christianity by stopping him. Our friend Natalia, a pro costumer working in film and television, joins us in the boys' room as we process what we've just seen. You must see this film! Look to see if it's pla...

Assassin 33 A.D. (2020) feat. Natalia Gattini

January 19, 2020 11:52 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MB

We are the FIRST Christian movie critics to review the INTENSE new movie Assassin 33 A.D., in theaters Jan. 24, 2020. In the film, a Muslim extremist travels back in time to perform the ultimate jihad - killing Jesus before he can ever get crucified. A team of plucky scientists must save Christianity by stopping him. Our friend Natalia, a pro costumer working in film and television, joins us in the boys' room as we process what we've just seen. You must see this film! Look to see if it's pla...

Heaven's War (2018) feat. Jarred of Grimy Ghost!

January 12, 2020 18:53 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

There's a war going on. On Earth, we have hot domestic terrorists fighting young upstart libertarian senators. In Heaven, we have gladiator-cosplaying angels fighting youtube rapper demons. The stakes are high, but our friend Jarred of Grimy Ghost! is here to help us unravel this mess. Grimy Ghost! are longtime found footage editors and contributors to Everything Is Terrible! We're proud to have them on our side, which is also God's side. Follow Grimy Ghost! at https://twitter.com/thegrimy...

Heaven's War feat. Jarred of Grimy Ghost!

January 12, 2020 18:53 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

There's a war going on. On Earth, we have hot domestic terrorists fighting young upstart libertarian senators. In Heaven, we have gladiator-cosplaying angels fighting youtube rapper demons. The stakes are high, but our friend Jarred of Grimy Ghost! is here to help us unravel this mess. Grimy Ghost! are longtime found footage editors and contributors to Everything Is Terrible! We're proud to have them on our side, which is also God's side. Follow Grimy Ghost! at https://twitter.com/thegrimy...

The Prodigal Returns feat. Dom Moschitti

January 05, 2020 09:57 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MB

Our friend Dom, the creator behind Paperback Paradise, joins us for a chat about his childhood growing up as a Jehovah's Witness. We watch and review the JW movie The Prodigal Returns, in which a young man rebels against his prying family by...getting a job? He also touches a girl on the shoulder once. Follow Paperback Paradise: https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise Follow Dom: https://twitter.com/Dommoschitti

The Prodigal Returns (2013) feat. Dom Moschitti

January 05, 2020 09:57 - 55 minutes - 50.4 MB

Our friend Dom, the creator behind Paperback Paradise, joins us for a chat about his childhood growing up as a Jehovah's Witness. We watch and review the JW movie The Prodigal Returns, in which a young man rebels against his prying family by...getting a job? He also touches a girl on the shoulder once. Follow Paperback Paradise: https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise Follow Dom: https://twitter.com/Dommoschitti View our full episode list and subscribe to any of our public feeds: http://bo...

TRAILER: Meet the Boys! Season 1 begins Jan. 5 2020!

December 29, 2019 11:37 - 3 minutes - 3.25 MB

A trailer with info on your co-hosts Ash, Julian, and Scott, accompanied by one of the most cursed remixes ever made. God wasn't looking when we made that. We have a great Season 1 lined up for you in Jan. and Feb. 2020! Our outro music is "Oh My God" by Mary ; )

Last Ounce of Courage (2012)

December 18, 2019 06:56 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

In the debut episode, meet your three new favorite Boys as they review Last Ounce of Courage (2012, dir. Darrel Campbell & Kevin McAfee). Christmas is under attack, and its only hope lies in the bravery of a beleaguered small-town mayor/pharmacist. The Boys recommend you listen to this podcast on a motorcycle with a giant, billowing American flag mounted on the back. View our full episode list and subscribe to any of our public feeds: http://boysbiblestudy.com Unlock bonus episodes and i...

Last Ounce of Courage

December 18, 2019 06:56 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

In the debut episode, meet your three new favorite Boys as they review Last Ounce of Courage (2012, dir. Darrel Campbell & Kevin McAfee). Christmas is under attack, and its only hope lies in the bravery of a beleaguered small-town mayor/pharmacist. The Boys recommend you listen to this podcast on a motorcycle with a giant, billowing American flag mounted on the back.

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