Bob Schneider's Song Club

Song Club Ep. 32 - The Whopper

November 05, 2019 06:05 - 1 hour - 64.8 MB

SONG CLUB #32 -Bob talks about the Kiss army, working at a Star and Stripes bookstore when he was a teenagers, masterbation, retells the saltine story, why you should buy Bob's poetry books, Bruce Springsteen, the MF Whopper, The POTUS, 80’s new wave as well as featuring these demos: Valley of Ghosts, The Chinese Minister, Big Baby, The World Is Waiting, Flowerparts, The Fools, My Belief and What It Takes

Song Club Ep. 31- THE GUITAR CENTER

October 01, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 73 MB

Bob talks about why songs aren't truthful, what's really going on down at Guitar Center, dating a witch back in the 90's, what really makes you happy and all kinds of other stuff. The songs on this months podcast are TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU, THE DARK KNIGHT, WASTING TIME, MAKING THE PAIN LAST, TRASH, I'M GOOD NOW, GUITAR CENTER and EXISTENTIAL BLUES.

Song Club #30 'THANOS' CHIN'

September 01, 2019 00:05 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Bob talks about Podcast grades, 90’s fashion, thanos’ chin, rabies, joey waldon, poop & the creative process, bruce Springsteen, paul McCartney accent, the ‘oh yeah’ podcast, answers emails, homosexuality, basic math only please, the dragon is coming motherfucker, billionaires, how honeypot became a single, two-fer August, everything is everything and introduces these new songs this month: Joey’s song, mr poops, boys you like, jimmy the trucker, the dragon, honeypot, lost in love and The band...

‘It’s a song, not a manifesto!’

August 06, 2019 04:53 - 1 hour - 68.7 MB

This month Bob talks about ‘mouth sounds’, ‘The Silver Stubble Surfer’, ‘Video game talk’, ‘German vs Italian porn’, ‘The Flaming heart of Jesus and the fiery depths of hell’, and ‘The Dallas cowboys vs Green Bay packers’. This month’s songs are BAD MAMA, BRIDGE BUILDERS, DADDY’S SONG, IN A ROOMFUL OF BLOOD WITH A SLEEPING TIGER, ONE THING, TIME TO GO, WE’RE ALL OK, WILD FEELING and WILD FEELING (REDUX). please to enjoy

Bob Schneider's Song Club Ep. 28-HOT OUT OF THE SONG OVEN?

July 02, 2019 00:00 - 59 minutes - 59.2 MB

Bob talks about being the dominant species on the planet, ‘better butter’, the song oven, avoiding vacations, reads your emails and takes some of your requests. The songs featured on this month’s podcast are: ’We’re On The Road And Moving’, ‘White Lights In The Front’, ‘5 Supermen’, ‘Big Sunshine’, ‘Six Million Dollar Man’, ‘Like You Just Don’t Care’, ‘Everyone I Love Is Broken’, ‘Like You Just Don’t Care’, ‘Alien’ and ‘She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’

Bob Schneider's Song Club Episode 27- Poltergeist 2019

June 04, 2019 15:45 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Bob talks about podcast standards, His first car...a mail truck, His adult Spongebob Squarepants figurines, The podcast not coming out on time last month, Trip Hop, His persistant cough, Not being able to write a good song and thinking he's going to die, and answers your questions and reads your emails. The songs this month include: Thor, Still Got A Ways To Go, High In The Sky, History 101, Moon Song, Peaches, Mr Smorgasbord and Lies.

Bob Schneider's Song Club Ep. 26-WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

May 24, 2019 17:25 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Bob talks about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards, being uncomfortable in your skin, DEATH and comedy podcasts. Songs this month include: Booty Juice, U Got It, Blue and Blue and Blue, Paper Plane (reggae), Tumbleweed (folk version), Who Yeah (original) , Who Yeah (blues), I Get It, Zombie Superman

Episode 25 - Fuck all you motherfuckers?

April 02, 2019 18:20 - 1 hour - 62 MB

In the new podcast Bob talks about where the phrase 'FAYM' came from and tries to keep the podcast on track, answers your patreon posts and this month's song club selections: Back From Outer Space, Best Song Ever Written, Now or Later, Over The World, Pretending To Be, Strangeland, Take It In, Velvet Hour.

Episode 24

March 06, 2019 04:03 - 1 hour - 63.9 MB

In this podcast bob talks about how he came to be a songwriter and recounts his early days living with his musician/opera singer father as well as talking about the the 8 brand new songs he is posting on Patreon this month: Paper Plane, Once You Feel Nothing, Some Days Are Better Than Others, The Sun's Coming, Everything's Going To Hell (a co-write with John Cusimano), Gong! It's Taco Time, Tryer and his cover of King Kong by Daniel Johnston

Episode 23

February 05, 2019 16:25 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Bob answers any questions that piled up during the previous few months as well as fulfills all your past requests, so there are 17 tracks instead of the usual 8. The songs are: Supermarket Superman, Queen UK, Mix It Up, Magic Wand, Swimming In The Sea, Unpromised Land, Ghosts, Bullet And The Gun, The Good Life, Million And One Reasons, Han Solo and Running From The Rain.

Episode 22

January 21, 2019 17:46 - 1 hour - 67 MB

Bob Talks about how there are more podcasts than drops of water in the sea, #padcasts, 'Trying to write like Mac Miller' and 'Having the Magic Touch'. The songs featured on this episode are: Face The Sun, Corn Monster, Playing with Lead, Everything Means Nothing To Me Now, Head In The Clouds, The New Year, The Window. You'll Love it.

EPISODE 21

December 10, 2018 18:42 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

This month Bob talks about the similarities between the podcast and bacon, how wonderful his home life isn't, why he loves everyone with the exception of #haters, answers your questions from the Patreon community posts, and having sex with robots. He also talks about these songs: WHY AM I CURSED WITH LOVING YOU, CHRISTMAS IS JESUS, TURN THIS PLANE AROUND, CONDITION OF LOVE, GETTING BETTER (LIVING WITHOUT MARIE), WINDMILLIN, MAKING IT UP, RIVER and ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY METHADONE.

Episode 20

November 12, 2018 19:16 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

Bob talks about trying to be funny all the time vs. not worrying about being funny; the news; being a government building on the outside and an emotional whirlwind on the inside. The songs he discusses this month are: THE BOAT SONG, BOOMERANG, DORIS, CHEESE, HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS, LITTLE BIRD, SPOOKY HOUSES and TAYLOR SWIFT.

Episode 19

October 08, 2018 21:55 - 1 hour - 67.2 MB

Songs introduced in Episode 19 include: "All Out of Love," "At Night Sometimes," "Buongiorno Baby I Love You," "C’mon Baby" (alternative version), "C’mon Baby" (fast remix), "C’mon Baby" (porno version), "Country Club," "I Love Love," "Letting Go," and "More." Sign up for new music from Bob every month at patreon.com/bobschneider

Episode 18

September 11, 2018 22:19 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

Bob presents a special 'on the road in Little Rock, AR' edition and answers all of your questions from the Patreon Community posts, as well as talks about Drake's hair and how to make the songs you write better, and introduces you to these new songs, 'Lemonade Stands,' 'Babies,' 'Wondergirl,' and the original demos of 'Thanks For The Good Times,' 'The Flavors Too Strong,' 'People I've Met,' 'Katie,' 'Love Is Everywhere,' and includes a redux of 'Tumbleweed' in the patented reggae format becau...

Episode 17

August 09, 2018 17:02 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

In this month's podcast, Bob talks about his brain slowly deteriorating, not cussing all the time, how shitty the record business is, not wanting to have anything to do with Jay Z's penis, and other such nonsense. Songs featured in this week's podcast are: A Hairy Heart, Beep Beep Boom, City Cop, Don't GIve Up That Sweet Booty, Drugs And Kisses, Everything Changed, Having Feelings, Rockford Files.

Episode 16

July 17, 2018 17:58 - 1 hour - 63.1 MB

In this special 'On the road' episode, Bob broadcasts from lovely Novato, California and talks about being a mountain climber, the Space Force, the Bob Dylan Harmonica trick, the song writing process and his latest album, Blood & Bones. The songs featured on this episode are: Lord of the Flies, I'm A Man, As Happy As We Can Be, Bombs On Me, According To The Scientists, Down The Dark Stairs, Gumanema and the original demo of Make Drugs Get Money.

Episode 15

June 14, 2018 20:17 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Songs introduced in Episode 15 include: A Good Thing, A Simple Solution, Blood and Bones, Go It Alone, Like A Beginner, Tell Me When, The Beer, The Storm, and The Things She Does For Strangers

Episode 14

May 16, 2018 21:12 - 1 hour - 67.8 MB

Bob talks about how much electrical current is flowing in his brain, recording with Patty Griffin and Billy Harvey, feeling hopeless at the airport, why you shouldn't talk about poop in a song, and of course, BEANS! The songs featured on this podcast are, HELPLESSNESS, PENCIL ME IN, CHANGING YOUR MIND, LET EM COME, CLOSE ENOUGH, and once again another album track from his upcoming album, 'Blood And Bones', GOODWILL

Episode 13

April 13, 2018 19:52 - 1 hour - 74.7 MB

Bob talks about playing table tennis as a teenager, his drinking days, listening to a monk give a talk, and goes on and on about whatever else comes into his head. This month's songs include: CRAZY TRAIN, HAPPY PEOPLE, FOOTBITE, KING OF THE WORLD, THAT'S RIGHT, BOOMBOX, THE LONG ROAD, as well as the original demo for LOST, and the studio version from the upcoming album, Blood and Bones.

Episode 12: SXSW 2018 Edition

March 19, 2018 15:30 - 1 hour - 70.6 MB

Songs featured in this episode are 'gold dust', 'dr cold', 'i love this life', 'you want it i got it', as well as a couple of Patreon supporter requests like, 'maude' and 'call me baby' and another studio track and demo from the upcoming Blood and Bones album, coming out soon, making this the 6th track released to song club members so far from the new album. Bob talks about his songwriting process in-depth and how the "phrase of the week" doesn't necessarily dictate what song he's going to wr...

Episode 11

February 19, 2018 23:58 - 1 hour - 63.6 MB

In this month's podcast, Bob showcases his latest batch of songs, including 'Small Dreams,' 'Hands of a Fool,' and some brand new middle school cheers. He talks about the creative process and rambles on about the Bachelor, his new favorite obsession

Episode 10: Weird and Unplayable

January 20, 2018 22:29 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

On this podcast Bob talks about some of the weirdest songs that he's written and recorded over the years, including, 'LED', 'BOOYAH', 'SNOW MAPS', 'MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH MY HEAD' and 'COLD GERMAN' among others. He also talks about and includes the original demo for ‘bicycle vs. car’.

Episode 9

December 18, 2017 18:49 - 1 hour - 59.7 MB

Songs introduced in Episode 8 include: The World Turns Blue, Hands On My Arms, Christmas Kisses, When I Fall, Let Us Entertain You, Sky High, Flinty, and Tell Me That you Love Me - demo + album track from upcoming release, Blood and Bones

Episode 8

November 19, 2017 23:28 - 1 hour - 75 MB

Songs introduced in Episode 8 include: Starbeams, Girls vs. Monsters, Pretty Princess She's A Tiger Too, Murderer, He Right, Kid Evil, The Last Word The Dragon Said was Fire, Hours and Days - demo + album track from upcoming release, Blood and Bones

Episode 7

October 14, 2017 01:34 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

Songs introduced in Episode 7 include: Crash Lander, All the Ladies Love You in New York, All the Ladies Love You, Your Butt's Too Loud, Easy (album track), 40 Dogs, Kentucky, Supershit, Space Sword, Pants (feat. The L), The Hulk (feat. The L), Please Ask For Help (feat. The L), The Hulk (feat. The L)