We're not foolin' around. After a brutal summer, NYCFC is officially above the playoff line and your Boys in Blue are here to break down exactly how it happened. Jake and Trey do another three-prong thriller covering an anodyne Hudson River derby, and two shock blitz wins totaling five nasty goals. We hit the new boys, the old boys, and all the blue boys in-between. You won't believe how much we leave out. And then, right around the corner? A little team called Inter Miami. Crack your knuckles and your cold ones -- you've got Blue Balls.