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Blue Balls NYCFC

128 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 40 ratings

You've got Blue Balls! How lucky for you. Check in every week for rapturous pod talk on all things NYCFC. With NYC Hosts Jake Beckhard (@jakebecknation) and Trey Fillmore (@treyfillmore). "You guys are a good follow" -Brad Sims *MERCH: linktr.ee/blueballspod

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Episode 9: S10E9: DC Gets Benteke-n Down A Peg

April 24, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 82 MB

Wonder of wonders, is NYCFC good now? A 2-0 victory against DC United would seem to press the question as Nick Cushing extends his lossless streak and Santi Rodriguez and Julian Fernandez both expand their accounts. We talk both goals, of course, plus effective team play, a broken-hearted Bakrar, Martens mania and the defense that contained the uncontainable in Benteke, and much more. Plus: Trey Goes To The Mayor, a site visit to the Valley of Ashes, and a goodbye to a wunderkind NY...

Episode 8: S10E8: The Goose Is Worth The Squeeze

April 17, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 81.4 MB

INCOMING! Something different on the pod this week? Jake & Trey wake up to find they have a WIN to celebrate and deconstruct, and some actual NYCFC momentum to analyze and ballyhoo. Your boys in blue talk Agustin Ojeda's nasty little account opener, a deepening defensive fight, Big Bird's bedrock balls, and much more. Plus: Open Cup prognostications, Concacaf Champions conversations, and stadium vote machinations. Then: a dirty discussion of the District before this weekend's Acela ...

Episode 7: S10E7: Uno Point From Draw 2

April 10, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 75.4 MB

Draw 2, back in the habit, and Jake and Trey are here to make it sacreligious with a savvy and incisive recap of a 1-1 draw against a threatening Atlanta at home. We talk stretched midfields, Katy Perrys, whiffs of goals and wiffs at goals, and so much more. Plus: tales from the press box, mumbles around Mijatovic, and of course a prompt precap of fellow basement dwellers New England. Invest in some Gen Z baggy jeans — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Episode 6: S10E6: Stone Island of Misfit Toys

April 04, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 83.5 MB

Blue Ballers, this one's for you. New York City FC returns this week having stolen a point from the big pink menace in Miami, featuring a first MLS goal and first MLS start for Alonso Martinez and some more-or-less remarkable performances elsewhere. Jake & Trey break down how the team stacks up against noted psychopath Luis Suarez and whether the momentum is breaking in the right direction. THEN: Maxime's maxim: more MLS! AND: The baby blues beat the baby bulls to pull into round 3 ...

Episode 5: S10E5: The Acosta' Living

March 27, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 82.9 MB

Blue ballers, we won't lie to you — there's no lipstick available for this pig! A mighty but ultimately outmatched effort from New York City FC left us with zero points away at a highly dominant Cincinnati. Jake and Trey break down the conflicted feelings following this match — was it good? was it shit? was it both? — and talk what we can learn about City when the City gets thin. We chat the Acosta goal, the state of the injury list, and the overperformers and the underachievers. TH...

Episode 4: S10E4: A Toole-Won Victory

March 20, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

After a gratifying 2-1 victory against visiting Toronto, your Blue Ballers are feeling Hot N' Ready to breakdown some good news, for once. Jake and Trey slice up the first victory of the season, including Santi's centrality, Bakrar's hunger and panic for goal, stud Keaton Parks' studs-up challenge, and more. Then: a check-in with Gotham FC as the NWSL season kicks off, Pep Guardiola's on the hot stove, and a senseless preview of a match against Cincinnati with complicated personnel ...

Episode 3: S10E3: Home Woes Sapiens

March 14, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 72 MB

Back in the saddle and twice as pissed, your boys in blue are back to recap the degradation kink demo that was New York City FC’s first ever home opener loss to the very Portland Timbers. One goal from Santi Rodriguez was not enough for the boys to bask in, and scared coaching left us scratching our heads as the Timbers knocked two past our timbs to leave us pointless (and pointless) in three matches. Plus: branding, media mumbles, and stadium renderings. And: a precap of the return...

Episode 2: S10E2: Da Rude Sands' Storm

March 05, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 71.4 MB

Welcome back Blue Ballers. You're not gonna like the way we looked — I guarantee it. Our second match of the season yielded no points and no goals, continuing an abysmal streak away and resetting a sense of dread that will surely remain until at least one ball finds the back of the net. Will that happen this week at home? Jake and Trey break down the suffering in St. Louis to try and find out. Plus: Open Cup discussion, labor solidarity, and Balls On The Media. And finally, a little...

Episode 1: S10E1: As If We Never Said Goodbye (Derogatory)

February 27, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MB

Welcome to the end of the blue decade, Blue Ballers, and the beginning of SEASON TEN of NYCFC madness, brought to you by your own Boys in Blue. A special salute to the ballers who've been with us since the Obama Era, through thick and thin, from Kreis to Cup -- this one's for you. But that's about as triumphant as we're getting this time around, because NYCFC is back to their old tricks and we don't mean that in a good way. Jake & Trey break down our few-shots-on-goal 90 against Cha...

Episode 23: S9.5E2: Coachello Shots

February 20, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 115 MB

Shake off those blue suede shoes and get ready for action -- because it's very nearly Season Ten and Blue Balls is BACK! Jake & Trey tie a bow onto a banner preseason featuring some of the most exciting new blues in YEARS. We chat J's three ways, with Jovan, Ojeda, and Jones all getting the Blue Balls treatment. And then: glory of glories, it's the annual over/under. Follow along at home to find out how you did at the end of the year. Plus a little Charlotte FC preview, as a treat. ...

Episode 22: S9.5E1: Who-o-o are you? New Blues! New Blues!

January 18, 2024 00:00 - 1 hour - 87.3 MB

Just when you thought we were out, they pull us back in again! The season is hot incoming and at long last there's some NYCFC news to report on, piece apart, celebrate, and bitch about -- so you know your Boys in Blue are hunting down the scoops as transfer rumors become transfer realities. Jake and Trey break down one confirmed signing and two likely new Pigeons, plus contract extensions and what it all means for NYCFC's strategy and vibe in the 2024 season. Plus: choo choo! the tr...

Episode 21: S9E21: Over/Under-dome

November 08, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 117 MB

(alt. title: Madame B-Over-y & One H-Under-ed Years Of Solitude) We made it, folks. We staggered our way through this rocky season, careening from road loss to road loss, searching always for some sliver of hope. And in doing so, we saw a lot. Trades, sales, ups, downs, debuts and departures -- wretched record or not, this was an eventful ninth NYCFC season and your Boys in Blue are here to recap it for you via our perennial favorite, the Over/Under Review Pod! That's right ballers...

Episode 20: S9E20: Sports Talk Right Who? (With Max Reinhardsen)

October 18, 2023 00:00 - 59 minutes - 67.3 MB

Blue Ballers, we've been in better moods. We're staring down the end of an ignominious season and wondering where it all went wrong. SO we called in the experts. The Sports Expert, in fact! Max Reinhardsen joins the podcast to unpack the season and give his wisdom and perspective on the state of MLS today. Then: we deep dive on Trey's profound moral dilemmas as he assembles his ballot for the league MVP and league Best XI. Stretch out your hammies, you've got EXTRA Blue Balls.

Episode 19: S9E19: Capitol Punishment

October 16, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

A brutal return to unfortunate form has Jake and Trey in their cups unpacking what went wrong, what stayed right, and who’s to blame for a lackluster and largely toothless performance against a DC United that should have easily been untied. Plus, to get us out of the doldrums, some USMNT and NWSL chat. And finally, what we can do against Chicago to make use of our sorry six percent. Untie those nooses and drain your bathtubs - you’ve got Blue Balls.

Episode 18: S9E19: Mess'd Opportunities

October 05, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Your blue-balled fellas are back at it again, taking you down the green mile to playoff ignominy. Jake and Trey talk about a trying evening of soccer, from the wizardry of DP Santi Rodriguez to the unfinished business of Mounsef Bakrar, to the head-scratching header that cost NYCFC both the three points it looked on track to earn AND control of its destiny. A frustrating tie if ever there was one. THEN: Stadium chat! Jake and Trey sound off about The Outfield's latest on the newest ...

Episode 17: S9E17: (Above The) Line Through Your Teeth

September 27, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 77.7 MB

We're not foolin' around. After a brutal summer, NYCFC is officially above the playoff line and your Boys in Blue are here to break down exactly how it happened. Jake and Trey do another three-prong thriller covering an anodyne Hudson River derby, and two shock blitz wins totaling five nasty goals. We hit the new boys, the old boys, and all the blue boys in-between. You won't believe how much we leave out. And then, right around the corner? A little team called Inter Miami. Crack yo...

Episode 16: S9E16: Maxed Out On "Max"es Out

September 07, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MB

(or: Wake me up, before Chanot Go) Blue Ballers, we know it can be painful to listen to this podcast when things are going so wrong, but your boys in blue pulled it together to sit down and recap the last three matches and all associated dramas, and so you can do your part and give us the play count. Jake and Trey run through themes and thoughts on the four points we pulled from three matches in our quixotic pursuit of a playoff berth. Despite everything, there's some interesting d...

Episode 15: S9E15: The Epic of Still-Depresh

August 25, 2023 00:00 - 56 minutes - 66.3 MB

This is a temporary episode blurb while jake writes the real one, farts farts farts and such and such but MINNESOTA, WWC, CINCY, MORE

Episode 14: S9E14: Chronic Roster-Baiting

August 02, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 81 MB

The heat's broken, Blue Ballers, and so has the news: your FO has been busy after all and NYCFC is adding a slate of new talent. Will it be enough to rescue the 2023 season? Only time will tell -- but in the meantime, Jake and Trey break down the Leagues Cup play so far, including a 5-0 defeat of Toronto that made us cry "stop, stop, he's already dead!" -- Plus, taking Talles' temperature, a bevy of depth and a-team signings, and of course a knockout round Hudson River Derby precap....

Episode 13: S9E13: The Invisible Mango

July 21, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB

Blue Ballers, something stinks! And it's not just the stench of the dead mouse Jake stepped on while going to record. No folks, it's the VIBES. They stink to high heaven and Jake and Trey are digging through the odor trying to figure out why. What's happening on and off the bench? Where is the $12 million dollar man? What went so wrong in Philadelphia? How will Nick Coaching be cushing this team through the Leagues Cup? PLUS: a little more WWC preview from Trey and a mini precap of ...

Episode 12: S9E12: More like Won'tfried

July 13, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

Shabbat shalom, Blue Ballers! Two draws and a win to recap is still significantly better than could have been anticipated -- and yet, we're far from out of the Mad Forest of Midseason. Jake and Trey break it all down for you, taking the hot points from Montreal, Charlotte, and Columbus. We talk officiating, brand new signings, Haaktivism, past lives, and sweaty season. Don't get caught in the hot car -- you've got Blue Balls.

Episode 11: S9E11: Naught Stove

June 30, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 72 MB

It’s more or less the same in Blue Balls land as Jake and Trey recap — what else — another streak of draws. We talk Freese’s pieces, unlikely CB successes, and the various b teams we squeezed points from this week. Plus USMNT and USWNT check-ins, vibe checks on the culture, and the casualest of Montreal precaps. Plug the Vornado in honey — you’ve got Blue Balls.

Episode 10: S9E10: It Rhymes With "Shmushing Shmout"

June 16, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.4 MB

Folks, we won't lie to you. It's a rough week. Okay show though. Trey and Jake kill some time so that you can kill some time with us and dream of better days on the horizon. We talk what to do with the time we're slowly burning until the transfer window opens, the surprise bright spots of the week, and then a whole bunch of USMNT action that we miss while we're bitchin'. Throw that rock-paper-scissors celebration carefully: you've got Blue Balls.

Episode 9: S9E9: The Toxic Air-ing of Grievances

June 08, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 89.1 MB

Jake & Trey barrel through the smog to give YOU a non-hazardous level of Blue Balls this morning. And what's on the docket? Frustrating scorelines! Testy supporters section exchanges! Mystery slurs! Knee surgeries! Major deals in the league, and the lack thereof at NYCFC! The vibes, friends, are not on -- and your cohorsts are on the ground talking about it. We chat about all the elements that are conspiring to sabotage our season and go looking for positives to cling to in the mean...

Episode 8: S9E8: (Losing) On The Road Again

May 12, 2023 00:00 - 55 minutes - 63.1 MB

Blue Boys got you covered this week to break down three straight NYCFC road losses -- including an early-stage crash out of the Open Cup, and some groan-worthy losses to both Toronto and Charlotte. It's not a good week, blue ballers -- but Trey and Jake get into it anyway, discussing what we learned from minutes snatched by some rarely-seen NYCFC'ers, talking over the usual attacking woes, set piece despair, and mentality mishigas. THEN: a derby day precap and just to keep us from s...

Episode 7: S9E7: The San-Chy Clause

April 26, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MB

Your boys in blue break down a massive win at home against FC Dallas and the rise of the Santi Rodriguez False Nine in what feels like a paradigm-shifting mid-season match. Jake and Trey take to the booth to break down this 3-1 victory, Ledezma on the push and the press, and how NYCFC finally found a system that optimizes its talent. Plus: James Sands on the USMNT, Taty Castellanos delivering some Girona Gjramatics, a brand new brit in the USMNT office, and of course a precap of our...

Episode 6: S9E6: Five Butthole Stadium (feat. Dan Avidan!)

April 19, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 131 MB

Your boys in blue have a treat for you this week — Jake and Trey are joined by the illustrious DAN AVIDAN (Game Grumps, Ninja Sex Party) who flexes his bonafides as an OG fan of NYNJ soccer and a stalwart NYCFC supporter from season one. Your starstruck hosts cannot help but get into full-on interview mode with Dan, but worry not: the threesome also merrily recap the triumphant 2-1 win over Nashville, hit the Talking Points, and chat anticipated changes in Dallas. Put on your looses...

Episode 5: S9E5: Tangled Up In Blue

April 13, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 68 MB

A 1-1 draw has our boys feeling more chafed than chuffed, reflecting on a point at home against Atlanta that by all rights should have been a cakewalk. Jake and Trey break down the morale morass that might have kept us from glory, then chat Cushing coordinative creativity and consequences. Mal Pugh is out of the Women’s World Cup — is this summer going to be the Rise of Rodman? And a new signing has Trey wondering about lies, damn lies, and statistics from the front office. Throw on...

Episode 4: S9E4: Perchance Perchance Revolution

April 06, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 76.7 MB

Hey blue ballers Jake didn't get around to writing a blurb on this one so I'll blah blah blee blah my way through it hmm let's see we talk Houston, New England, ThiaGone, NWSL, NYCFC II, Atlanta, GOLF for some reason, blah blah blah. YOU GET IT, YOU KNOW US BY NOW. WE LOVE YOU. Chag Sameach, you've got Blue Balls.

Episode 3: S9E3: Parks Can Wreck Department

March 23, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 75.8 MB

Gorgeous work from the Pigeons this week has your boys in blue BUZZING after the 3-2 victory at home over DC United. Jake & Trey tackle absolute darts from Keaton Parks, Santi Rodriguez' true homecoming, and the eternal agony of foolish set piece goals in a short and sweet recap of a game that is slowly becoming typical of your 2023 NYCFC squad. Then: Press (fan media drama), Press (Christen), and Chess (four-dimensional in homegrown signing decisions). Plus: a hot little recap of a...

Episode 2: S9E2: Oy McVey; or, Meet The Press

March 14, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 91.8 MB

Ya blue boys is at it again, and this time in PERSON as Jake returns to the Major Metropolitan Area to break down a three point win at NYCFC's glorious home opener. A raucous crowd saw our boys put in a game-winning goal off a set piece, thanks to some charitable support by Miami's McVey. We talk the return of James Sands and the very attractive action happening in the midfield between Big Bird and the Sandman. Plus: my back line was so high last night bruh. And: yes, Talles Talk is...

Episode 1: S9E1: Bullying The Width-less

March 03, 2023 00:00 - 22 minutes - 74.4 MB

It's season nine, bitches!! Your Blue Balls Boys are Back in Action for the ninth season of the perennial blue bruisers at the New York City Football Club. And what a season we have lined up -- full of twists, turns, and sisyphean tasks as New York embarks on its quest to keep a talented roster and a franchise-favorite coach from suffering the indignities of a rebuild season. And what did we start with? a 2-0 loss to Nashville of course! Jake and Trey talk over the key points and th...

Episode 27: S8.5E3: Under? I hardly Over!

February 20, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? We're days away from the kickoff of NYCFC's historic inaugural ninth season and your boys in blue are BUZZING. Jake and Trey chat the latest in NYCFC news - new jerseys, new rumors, new celebrities repping our new merch - and then set some NEW lines for the season to come in our perennial OVER/UNDER EPISODE. Grab a pencil and play along as we predict Talles goals, red-card tallies, and double-doubles secured or denied. Start stretching -- you've got Blue ...

Episode 26: S8.5E2: Nice to Mitja

January 27, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB

The preseason is in full swing as Jake & Trey follow up their mournful departures ep with a cracking roundup of acquisitions, rumored or not. Your boys in blue go back to front, discussing the perks and pitfalls of all the names you’ve seen bandied about on social media, scouring the side for something to get psyched about. Will Mitja upgrade our wings? Could Tony Alfaro shore up a shaky defense? Who is this vowel-saturated Braian Cufre everyone’s talking about? Trey drops a stagger...

Episode 25: S8.5E1: Neon GeNYCsis FCgelion: Rebuild

January 20, 2023 00:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Welcome back Blue Ballers old and new -- for your patience, in this half season, we're giving you an extra half to our episode this week! Trey and Jake spend ninety big ass minutes running down NYCFC's remarkable 8th season -- and how better to do it than settling the score on Season Eight's Over/Under totals?! THEN: As Sondheim said (i think), there's a time to come to NYCFC and a time to leave -- and that time has come for a SLEW of New York's best and brightest players. Yer bois...

Episode 24: S8E24: Where There's A Willets, There's A Wayets

November 17, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Y'all know what we're here to talk about. Jake & Trey dig into a meal nine years in the slow cooker. NYCFC has announced a stadium and we're gettin' into it, baybee. Plus: roster talk and a little World Cup wink before next episode's season-in-review. Don't freak out: Queens has Blue Balls.

Episode 17: S8E17: Stop Posting, Touch Turf

September 05, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.4 MB

Well we dragged this one up from the deep just before the clock tolled midnight after a grueling 0-3 loss to our old rivals, the New England Revs and their paunchy pop-pop coach Bruce Arena. Jake and Trey have been on vay-cay and jump back in to truly unpack what the fuck is going on, beginning and ending with the man with more Cushing for the pushing, but taking a tour around our frustratingly underperforming roster of raucous rookies as well. Should we be seeing more than we are? ...

Episode 16: S8E16: Mucho Cucho and No Way in MCL

August 11, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.1 MB

Bienvenido a Miami blue ballers - but not yet! We have an episode before our boys hit the sunshine state, recapping the mad dash and lost points in Columbus. Lots of Q's hang over the boys at the moment and this episode is chock full of pondering them. We dress to the 9's to talk our 9's - are Heber and Talles enough to repeat the Cup? What silver linings are we to take from a tough road match vs. the Crew? Then - Will injury luck ever even out? Did the FO do enough during the trans...

Episode 15: S8E15: The Hangover 4: Caste-ways

August 04, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

The boys is back, bruvs. We talk the Taty true-true; with Castellanos netting goals for Girona, we're feeling his absence more than ever and break down all the ways we miss our golden boot boi. But that's not all: your boys chat the Americans teetering on the edge of greatness, the Brazilians ready to be unlocked by a Kleber word, and the Columbians (South and North American) ready to fuck us up when we go toe to toe with Columbus. Don't hog the covers -- you've got Blue Balls.

Episode 14: S8E14: IneviTatyble (feat. Paul Harvey)

July 21, 2022 00:00 - 51 minutes - 58.2 MB

Buongiorno Blue Ballerinos, and thanks for joining us for another rowdy rambling of all things NYCFC. Jake couldn't make it this week (which is why this episode description is trash!), but there was too much to get to to not have a new pod for you folks so this time we brought out the big guns of first time long time Paul Harvey of The Outfield. First, we dug our spurs into Dallas, the 3-4-3, and what did and didn't catch fire in the Texas heat. Then a brief recap of a huge derby wi...

Episode 13: S8E13: It Takes Two (Points)

July 06, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 86.5 MB

After a manic 4-4 draw followed by a tight-wound 2-2, your boys in blue have had an emotionally draining week! Jake & Trey take the mic to review the blow-by-blow on the field for NYCFC's challenging matches against Cincinnati and Atlanta, in which we saw: the return of Heber as a point-forward, Maxi at his natural best and his natural worst, Johnson looking both flaccid and erect, a goal-hungry Taty, a hot-to-trot Chanot, and so much more; in other words, everything you could want ...

Episode 12: S8E12: More Cushing For The Pushing

June 27, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

Three matches in, and what does the Nick Cushing era look like for NYCFC? It looks like -- a team that hasn't played in nearly a month trying to find its footing again! This and some even more obvious insights are exactly what you can expect from the return of Da Boys as Jake & Trey pop back into the hot seat and break down the draw-loss-loss of the last three matches. We touch briefly on reconnecting with old pals against Colorado, then break down the c(r)ushing loss against Red Bu...

Episode 11: S8E11: Deila - We Hardly Knew'ya

June 12, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Jake & Trey are stirred from their international break slumber by seismic news. The writing's all but on the wall -- there is a MORE than significant chance that head coach Ronny Deila will be leaving a vulnerable, post-championship NYCFC to go on that famous European trip for cigarettes. Before his departure is announced, we go back in time to trace the arc from early days to #DeilaOut to the Cinderella championship.  And then: speculation time! Is the call coming from inside the ...

Episode 10: S8E10: Know Risk, Know Reward

May 26, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 97.3 MB

Two up, two down, and as your boys in blue extend their unbeaten streak to TEN in all competitions, Jake and Trey are back in the hot seat to piece it apart and put it all back together. A fascinating and dissectible open cup clash with the New England Revs gives us some glimpses of the talent all the way down in NYCFC's much-touted depth, as well as just how different the action is when the real patrons of NYCFC play are placed pleasingly on the pitch. We talk from worst to first, ...

Episode 9: S8E9: Chanot Preservations

May 19, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Ya boys are at it again with another double recap -- the pace of play proves simply too much for our hardy little Blue Balls podcast but NOT for the Boys in Blue who bring back six points and +4 GD against Columbus and DC -- and Jake and Trey have the blow-by-blow. We get into the banter -- 195 minutes without a shot on goal, Gloster's latest round of pastries passes and pies, our superstar forwards, our superstar midfielders, our superstar defenders, our superstar GK, and start the...

Episode 8: S8E8: Sans Taty, So So Santi & Dos Santos

May 10, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 101 MB

*Warning - Pod gets crackly around the 57 minute mark. We don't know why! We were drinking! Sorry!*  What’s good Ballers; a soggy nil-nil at Citi Field is our backdrop for this week’s Blue Balls, but before the bummer recap we got u with the 3-0 victory over a crafty but ultimately crackable San Jose and some highlight reel moments for Gloster and Gabriel, not to mention the consistently overperforming Keaton Parks and a little love for pod favorite Santi Rodriguez. And then: why c...

Episode 7: S8E7: Eleven'd Bread (It's A Passover Joke)

April 28, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Folks, it's happening. With eleven goals in two matches, NYCFC is well and truly in MLS, and looking like the craziest mothers in the east by a country mile. Jake & Trey recap the gatling gun warfare of our 5-4 revenge victory over Toronto, talking advanced stats, key performances, and of course, favorite goals. Then: when your 10 could be two, what do you do?!? And a little Cameo Over-Under to take the edge off, before a San Jose precap that promises a potentially third chaotic wee...

Episode 6: S8E6: "Take Me Down Too" -The Salt Lake City

April 21, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 99.6 MB

Back in the hot seat and with a RIOTOUS amount of NYCFC soccer to cover, Trey and Jake begin with a disappointing, if not altogether shocking, 4-2 aggregate fall to a surgical Seattle and their iron curtain keeper. But Seattle can’t take our CONCACAF memories, no matter how they try, and we’ve got a bevy of them - experiments left right and center, visions of the future in Santiagos, Magnos, and Cachas, and more than a few true scorchers. THEN: you ate your vegetables, it’s time fo...

Episode 5: S8E5: Heber Market

April 05, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 99.7 MB

Blue Ballers, your boys are back at it. An in-person episode has us all hopped up on March Madness and PRO officiating badness, as we recap what we did and didn't see in the Toronto-NYCFC match this weekend, and what it means for the Deilaverse to come as NYCFC attempts a seamless transition into its next era. We chat cakes, rakes, and mistakes; Heber-demption; lynchpins & out-to-lunchers, and of course, the officiating blunder that -- perhaps?! -- cost NYCFC a point or three it des...

Episode 4: S8E4: New Deuces Just Dropped

March 29, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

Did you miss us, podland? Your boys are back and breaking down a banner week of soccer goodness -- from the 0-2 loss in Philly to the debut of NYCFC's very own IIs, to an all-but-clinched World Cup slot for the US Men's National Team (or, as we like to think of them, NYCFC III.  We break down our RB bros' woes, the Cake Boss' first AND second team minutes, the continued struggles of Heber Araujo dos Santos, and of course the boys' biggest, meanest, roughest enemy -- the fatigue of ...