Machine Gun Megan Kelly

We're back, but this time our skin is like silk and our bodies have curves in all the right places and we own the largest collection of Vermeer paintings and we STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BRITTANY MURPHY? However, we did get several answers to questions we did not ask, thanks to this week's expertly coordinated mega dump of Kourtney/Travis/Megan/COLSON(?) emo love foursome content. Travis asked Kourtney to prom. Machine Gun and Megan got a spread in the yearbook. Senior year rocks. Then, love takes a *literally* toxic turn when we review the new documentary "series" about Brittany Murphy's mysterious death at the hands of her porcine Svengali, Simon Monjack (ewww). xoxo

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