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Hallo sigarets, it's your Dutch sluts. Zayn pushed us into a dresser real good and now we must be in Hell because Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian held hands and are probably doing performative Stanton Island sex RIGHT NOW. Anyway - while we're here roasting in eternal damnation: we provide an update on the Baldwins from a very private location in Vermont, shrug off the Hadids, and do a close reading of Britney's stream-of-consciousness instagram prose. Late stage humanity is a blast. xoxo kusjes!

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