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@Betches

425 episodes - English - Latest episode: 6 days ago - ★★★★ - 1.4K ratings

Betches Co-Founders Aleen Dreksler, Jordana Abraham, and Sami Sage—aka the OG Betches friend group that started it all—welcome you to their pop culture group chat. Each week they cover all the latest in celeb drama, the hottest TV & movies out now, and never fail to say some v funny sh*t (ofc). Come for the hot takes, stay for the group chat vibe. (Formerly Betch Slapped)

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Ariana and Sofia’s Single Girl Summer, Are Harry And Meghan Separating?, & Gigi Got Arrested In The Caymans

July 20, 2023 19:35 - 47 minutes

Come on Betches let’s go party – Jordana, Sami, and Aleen are seeing the Barbie movie this Friday, and want you to know that they literally can’t wait. After discussing their weekend plans they dive into what felt like the newsiest pop culture week in a while: a la Ariana Grande’s divorce, Sofia Vergara’s single girl summer (don’t ask us to pronounce her ex’s last name), and the rumor mill is questioning if Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are separating. They quickly touch on the new RHONY sea...

Jonah Hill’s (Alarming) Texts, The Emmy Noms Are Here, & It’s Britney(’s memoir) B*tch

July 13, 2023 22:05 - 47 minutes

The 3 betches open up today’s episode with a debate on ‘bad good’ shows to watch. Then onto discussing the 2023 Emmy nominations– the show airs when Aleen gives birth– will Brian Cox get her through labor? They dive into details on Britney Spears’ memoir: The Woman in Me– will it be a book of Instagram captions? Of course we have to talk about the Barbie press tour seen ’round the world. Then they weigh in on Keke Palmer’s problematic BF and Jonah Hill’s alarming text messages... Both dudes w...

Is Threads The End Of Twitter? Who TF is Michael Rubin? And Debriefing The Awful Idol Finale

July 06, 2023 21:00 - 53 minutes

All 3 betches are back and ready to discuss social media’s hottest new app: Threads– It’s like Twitter back from rehab. They share their thoughts on RHOBH Kyle Richard’s and Mauricio’s separation; speculate on who Olivia Rodrigo’s new single Vampire is about, and discuss the party of the summer: aka Michael Rubin’s star studded Hamptons soiree (our invite got lost in the mail.) They wrap up with their thoughts on the god awful finale of The Idol, and Sam Levinson is being sent to the Caymans-...

Did ‘The Idol’ Get Cancelled?, ‘And Just Like That’ Has Too Many Sex Scenes, & Who Cares about Wheel of Fortune?

June 29, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour

Aleen and Sami are here holding down the fort while Jordana is out, and one thing that Sami doesn’t care about at all: Pat Sayjak retiring… Give her a notification when Raquel signs her VPR contract. The two dive into the drama of The Idol’s abrupt end. And while we’re discussing awful TV: AJLT is back for season 2 and we pose the question: just because we can show the sex, does that mean we should show the sex? Now onto actual celebs: they discuss Jennifer Lawrence’s fiery interview on WWHL,...

The Titan Sub Has Everyone’s Attention, Elon Musk VS Zuckerberg Cage Match, & Spotify Broke Up With Harry And Meghan

June 22, 2023 21:13 - 53 minutes

While Jordana is in Boston doing U Up Live things, Aleen and Sami are covering all the trending news. Sami is 5,000 feet deep into the Titan submersible drama, and we get the latest details. (NOTE: This episode was recorded before news was confirmed of the Titan sub's catastrophic implosion, ending search efforts this afternoon.) Aleen shares the most recent Hollywood feud… the billionaires are fighting: Elon Musk VS Mark Zuckerberg. Seriously, this is like some South Park type sh*t. Whoever ...

TSwift VS Casa Cipriani, Amy Schumer Roasts Hilaria Baldwin, & WTF Is Wrong With The Idol?

June 15, 2023 20:35 - 1 hour

What happens when a pop star gets photographed in a private club? We found out this week in the Casa Cipriani v. Taylor Swift drama, and Jordana has a message for her Swiftie haters. We may be Scandoval’d out, but the trio agree that we need a Raquel tell-all once everything dies down. Sami shares her excitement for Olivia Rodrigos’s new single– Vampires… is it 2009 again? They share their takes on the latest beef in Hollywood aka Amy Schumer roasting the sh*t out of Hilaria Baldwin in her ne...

Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Are Dunzo, Pete Davidson Vs. PETA, & Were Natalie Portman And Her Husband On A Break?

June 08, 2023 04:00 - 48 minutes

Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albums. That’s followed by Aleen’s dramatic reading of Pete Davidson’s explicit voicemail to PETA. It’s giving Housewives– honestly, public shaming is never the answer. They wrap things up with Natalie Portman’s ...

Sandoval Is Raquel’s Crisis PR, Al Pacino’s A Dad Again, And Just Like That… Kim Cattrall Is Back

June 01, 2023 21:00 - 46 minutes

Aleen and Jordana are serving as a dynamic duo today while Sami is recovering from the dentist... picture that episode of the Kardashians when Kourt’s lip is numb, it’s exactly like that. The two talk all things Bravo a la VPR reunion part two, and Lindsay Hubbard needing her own PR. Then onto headlines you never thought you’d see, like Al Pacino’s 4th round of fatherhood at age 83 (like there’s no way he’s changing diapers… maybe his own), Blue Ivy's Renaissance tour debut with her mom aka Q...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 10 (With Open Eyes)

May 30, 2023 22:30 - 1 hour

We hope you have a high tolerance for pain and physical discomfort, because it's the series finale of Succession, and Sami and Aleen are back for the ultimate recap. They get into all the biggest moments, from the siblings' brief but sweet reunion, to Peter's special cheese, The Great Reallocation, violent hugs, explosive fights, and the all-important vote on the GoJo deal. Sami and Aleen discuss some fan theories and award their final Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of...

The VPR Reunion Is Here, Ariana Tells All, & Taylor Swift’s Troubling New BF

May 25, 2023 21:54 - 1 hour

All three betches are back and ready to dive into the biggest news in pop culture this week, which means is all things Eras tour, and VPR reunion. Sami shares a concert recap and her own theories following Taylor Swift’s statement that she’s “never ever been happier.” The trio also answers the toughest question of the day: who is worse… Matty Healy or Tom Sandoval? You be the judge, betch. They unpack every revelation from the first VPR reunion episode, along with thoughts on Ariana’s public ...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 9 (Church And State)

May 22, 2023 23:36 - 1 hour

Put on your glasses and cry in secret, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap the penultimate episode of Succession's ever, and at long last it's time to lay Logan Roy to rest. They get into it all, from Roman's bungled eulogy, to Shiv and Tom's reunion, and Kendall's strategic moves. Then, Sami and Aleen award their Number One Boy, Out Of The Will, and Boar On The Floor of the episode, and end with their final Forecast ever. Thanks for listening…woof, woof. And be sure to tune in next Tues...

The Most Reviled Man In America (Ft. Emma Diamond Of Comments By Celebs)

May 18, 2023 19:40 - 1 hour

Sorry betches, Aleen and Jordana are on the road this week – and missing the biggest VPR recap of all time. But never fear, Sami is joined by Emma Diamond, creator and host of the Comments by Celebs podcast, to talk all about the wildly revealing season finale of Vanderpump Rules. They break down all the best moments: Tom & Ariana’s epic breakup scene, the ever-so-satisfying cast reactions, Ariana’s shade-filled WWHL interview, and everything in between. How long do we think the affair was re...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 8 (America Decides)

May 15, 2023 22:56 - 1 hour

Tuck your cloven hooves into your slip-on shoes, because Sami and Aleen are back to recap Episode 8 of Succession's final season - and it's finally election night. Absentee ballots are on fire, there's wasabi in Decision Deck Darwin's eyes, Greg's getting busted back down to Greg for the night, and we're down to our last functioning touchscreen. Sami and Aleen share the power rankings for the week, some of their favorite quotes, and cap it off with The Forecast (or perhaps we could call it PE...

King Charles’ Coronation, Matty Healy’s *Allegedly* Problematic Gesture, DeNiro’s 7th Child, & Vanderpump’s Not-Quite-Finale Recap

May 11, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour

The Betches are are settled after the travels and have plenty to discuss today in the world of pop culture and beyond! They kick off the episode breaking down the long awaited coronation of King Charles, who was captured showing some grumpy faces on his big day. What could His Majesty the King have possibly been complaining about? Then they discuss the latest Matt Healy’s headlines of him *allegedly* doing the nazi salute on stage. Out of context, or actually problematic? Then it’s time to ta...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 7 (Tailgate Party)

May 08, 2023 22:03 - 1 hour

Can we steal you for a sec? Sami and Aleen woke up on the right side of the coffin today, and they’re back with a recap of Episode 7 of Succession's final season. Matsson’s cracks are starting to show, Shiv & Tom finally fight it out, and Connor’s back in the game. With election night and Logan’s funeral still looming large, they cap it off with their forecast of what’s to come. Thanks for listening…enjoy your beds, go home, cry. Don’t forget your coats! And be sure to tune in every single Mo...

Best Dressed At The Met, It’s Almost Coronation Day, & Tom Sandoval Is Still the Worst

May 04, 2023 21:36 - 58 minutes

The Betches are back from London town and ready to share their firsthand experience across the pond leading up to the coronation. It’s almost King Charles’ big day… Prince Harry, get your sh*t together. Back in NYC, they give their takes for best and worst dressed from fashion’s biggest night– the Met Gala. RIP cockroach. Then they wrap up with a debrief on the leaked VPR finale trailer. Raquel will finally be sent to the Caymans, because it’s about time. Check out our latest promo codes here...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 6 (Living+)

May 01, 2023 21:19 - 1 hour

Who wants to play bitey? Sami and Aleen put on their matching bomber jackets and take off into the *clouds* with a recap of Episode 6 of Succession’s final season, complete with Kendall’s moment in the spotlight, Shiv & Tom’s reconciliation, and Roman’s firing spree. Plus, they discuss Matsson questionable tweet… he’s very European. They give us their favorite quotes from the episode (deep fakes included) and finish with a forecast for next week. Thanks for listening…Big shoes. Big shoes. Be ...

Did Joe Alwyn Cheat On Taylor Swift?, Is Sofia Richie The New IT Girl?, & WTF Is Going On Btwn Sydney Sweeney And Glen Powell?

April 27, 2023 04:00 - 43 minutes

Cheerio, betch. Sami is podcasting from London, with Aleen and Jordana joining her by the time this episode is live. Sami and Jordana are talking all things couples from Sofia Richie and Elliot Grainge’s lavish French wedding, to debriefing the easter eggs in TSwift and Joe Alwyn’s split… and are costars Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell hooking up? They wrap up with a farewell to Bed Bath and Beyond. Use those coupons now! Who’s going to the Caymans? Joe Alwyn, of course. Hope the stewardess is...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 5 (Kill List)

April 24, 2023 22:15 - 1 hour

Mind if we perch? The podcast is off to Norway for an @Betches retreat following yet another memorable episode of Succession. Our very own Quad Squad (Sami and Aleen) are back to recap Episode 5 of the final season, and they have a kill list of their own to discuss. They cover Kendall’s Scooby Doo negotiation tactics, Roman’s epic mountaintop rant, and the bags and bags of blood. So much blood. Plus, they share their favorite quotes from the week, and make some predictions for where the futur...

Are Kylie And Timmy A PR stunt?, The Summerhouse Showdown, & Jordana’s Back In The Burbs

April 20, 2023 21:00 - 59 minutes

Jordana’s officially in the burbs. Welcome back to Long Island, betch. The trio is all together IRL and begin today’s episode with Jordana offering Sami & Aleen her review of Air, giving it a solid 4.25 out of 5. They dive into discussing the hottest new PR relationship in Hollywood: Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet. Then they wrap up with some reality TV tea: debriefing Summer House drama between Lindsay and Danielle, and the latest on Vanderpump Rules. To close things out, we find out the...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 4 (Honeymoon States)

April 17, 2023 22:38 - 55 minutes

It’s a somber episode this week, but we have a great grief guy for you… well, actually two great grief Betches to recap Episode 4 of the final season of Succession. Sami and Aleen have their Tom Wam lip balm on, and share their thoughts about everything that happened leading up to the pivotal board vote. They give their 5-Waystar Earnings Report review, including their favorite moments from the week, and share a myriad of memorable quotes. Plus, they get to the bottom of Logan’s underlined-in...

T-Swift’s Joe Alwyn Era Is Over, Debriefing Sandoval’s Infuriating Tell-All, & Kate Middleton’s Royal Cuticles

April 13, 2023 04:00 - 54 minutes

Ciao, betch! Sami is coming at you live from Italia, with Aleen back home. They wish Tay Tay (all too) well following her recent split from Joe Alwyn. Then they share their hot takes on Tom Sandoval’s recent tell-all interview that no one asked for… however, we’re salivating for the reunion. They wrap up with the internet’s latest viral obsessions: Ben Affleck speaking fluent Spanish — who knew — and a reaction on Harry’s confirmed attendance for King Charles’ coronation. It’s pretty obvious ...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 3 (Connor's Wedding)

April 10, 2023 22:32 - 1 hour

Somebody get me the best airplane-medicine-expert in the world, because Sami and Aleen have a lot to discuss and the plane is circling. Episode 3 of the final season of Succession was a memorable one, following the bombshell moment when **spoilers ahead** the family patriarch died on his private plane and everybody was left scrambling. How will things shake out now that the true meaning of “Succession” is in full swing – dramaturgically speaking – and what will happen to the family now that L...

Barbie’s Meme Tour, Sandoval’s Cover Up, & The Joys Of Canceling Plans

April 06, 2023 21:07 - 47 minutes

Is anything sweeter than getting out plans at the last second? Maybe having someone come over and cook your holiday dinner for you. Aleen, Sami, and Jordana tell us all about their Passover dinner plans – sorry we couldn’t make it – and why Gefilte fish deserves more respect. The Barbie trailer has everyone talking, and we’re in… but is the movie going to live up to the memes? They talk about the reasons Barbie is going viral, and share the scoop on why Amy Schumer dropped out of the project....

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 2 (Rehearsal)

April 03, 2023 22:03 - 1 hour

Anyone up for some karaoke? The final season of Succession continues with episode 2, and Sami & Aleen – just a couple of regular joes – are recapping it all. The siblings are still scheming, Conn0r’s rehearsal dinner awaits (sorry we’re late, the chopper took off without us), and Logan returns to his ATN roots to inspire the pirate crew. Plus, they dive into Logan’s karaoke room apology as the Gojo deal looms. Finally, they close the show with a round of “We Rate You” featuring their Number O...

Gwyneth’s Ski Accident, Harry Styles & EmRata’s PDA, & Selena’s In Her Single Girl Era

March 30, 2023 21:00 - 56 minutes

We’ve got a lot to catch up on, betch. Most importantly, how much does a good haircut cost these days? Aleen, Sami, and Jordana begin with their hot takes on Hollywood’s hottest new couples: Harry Styles & EmRata, and Selena Gomez & Zayn Malik are both making headlines. After that, they break down Gwyneth Paltrow’s memeable court case, and while on the topic of problematic blondes, they share their thoughts on Reese Witherspoon’s divorce. Aleen wraps up with her debrief on Daisy Jones and the...

Succession Recap: Season 4 Ep 1 (The Munsters)

March 27, 2023 21:44 - 1 hour

Why is everybody so f*cking happy? Probably because Succession is finally back! Which is why Sami and Aleen are *rummaging* through the much anticipated season premier and recapping it all. They’ve already watched it 3 times – one for each Roy kid, unless you count Connor and his 1% – and they have a lot to say. From sad birthdays and “disgusting brothers,” to bidding wars and breakups, they dump out a ludicrously capacious bagful of memorable moments. Then they close with a “We Rate You” fea...

Get Well Mandy, Why Is Coachella A Cheater’s Paradise?, And MGK/Megan Fox Are On A Break

March 23, 2023 21:00 - 56 minutes

All 3 Betches are back together IRL and kick off this week’s episode with a spirited debate about how women are addressed VS men. Gals? Girls? Ladies? You tell us. The first bit of celebri-tea starts off on a sad note, with the 3 wishing Amanda Bynes well following her recent psychotic episode. Afterwards they dive into the latest VPR/Scandoval updates– the tea is boiling. Right after, Jordana does a quick Last of Us finale recap now that Aleen’s back, and then all of them debrief the latest ...

Succession Recap: Season 3 Finale (All the Bells Say)

March 20, 2023 23:27 - 1 hour

We hear... for you. Season 4 of Succession is almost here and Sami & Aleen are going to be recapping every single episode... so why not start where things left off? In this ATN Betches ep, they dive into the finale of Season 3 (titled: All the Bells Say) to refresh your memory on the big cliffhanger, who committed the latest betrayal, and what we think may be coming next. They rate the episode on a scale of 1 to 5 Waystars, recap all the pivotal scenes, and share their favorite quotes from th...

The Scandoval Continues, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Controversial “Wellness” Routine, & The “Influencer Kid” Dilemma

March 16, 2023 21:47 - 1 hour

The gals are back but minus one– Happy Birthday Aleen! Don’t worry all 3 Betches will be together again next week, IRL. (And Sami & Aleen’s Succession recap episodes start Monday!) Jordana and Sami kick off the episode by debriefing the latest in the VPR Scandoval of it all. Then the two do a quick Oscars recap, congratulate Lindsay Lohan on her baby announcement, and share their hot takes on Gwyneth Paltrow’s controversial “health and wellness” routine. They wrap up with a deep dive on the t...

The Scandoval Of It All, Is The Bieber Marriage Arranged?, & Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage

March 09, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour

Aleen and Jordana are out today, but don’t worry Betch, Sami and her good friend Kate Kennedy (host of the ‘Be There in Five’ podcast) are here to spill all the pop culture tea of the week. Of course, the episode begins with a debrief on the Scandoval. That's followed by additional hot takes on the Hailey/Selena drama, the two share their Oscars predictions, and wrap up with their reaction to Chris Rock’s return to comedy in his latest Netflix special. Check out our latest promo codes here: h...

Girl World At War: Hailey & Selena, Breaking Down The Murdaugh Trial, & The Prince Of Privacy Is Back

March 02, 2023 22:31 - 59 minutes

In case you’ve been glued to your screens watching the Murdaugh trial, you’re not alone. The Betches are coming in hot and dive right into a debrief on all the details. Then they share their hot takes on the latest with what’s happening in Girl World: aka what exactly is going on with Selena Gomez & Hailey Bieber? And why is Kylie Jenner involved? From one feud to the next, they give their thoughts on the news that Prince Harry may be adding another chapter to Spare following his eviction fro...

Angela Bassett Did The Thing, Does Meghan Markle Watch South Park?, & American Girl’s “Historical” 1999 Dolls

February 23, 2023 22:12 - 1 hour

The Betches open today’s episode with a hilarious discussion: how old do you feel you REALLY are? Jordana’s a solid 28, Sami’s settled on 60, and Aleen is a tired 25 year old — she just needs more sleep. Can relate. The trio dives in to share their thoughts on ~that~ viral video of Ariana DeBose from the BAFTAs, followed by a debrief on the latest South Park episode mocking a certain former royal couple — take a wild guess. They discuss more Peltz-Beckham wedding countersuits, Countess Luann’...

Happy Birthday Betches, MGK and Megan Fox are Toxic AF, Is Penn Badgley NOT a Legit Actor? Rihanna’s British Vogue Cover, Barney’s Alarming Glow Up

February 16, 2023 22:00 - 58 minutes

Happy birthday Betches! The OGs are back for a double feature this week. In honor of the special day, the 3 women reminisce on their college days aka where Betches was born. Aleen doesn’t miss it, but Jordana and Sami would pull a hot tub time machine to relive it for a week. They then dive into all the celeb tea: Megan Fox’s cryptic message amid her rumored split from MGK, followed by Penn Badgley’s avoidance of sex scenes, Rihanna’s stunning Vogue cover, Bennifer’s cringe worthy tattoos, an...

Our Rih-Actions To The Super Bowl

February 13, 2023 22:00 - 31 minutes

Surprise, Betch. Jordana, Aleen and Sami came together to record a special episode recapping the Super Bowl. Aleen got very into it this year, Jordana’s all about the bets, and Sami could can’t imagine caring that much about something. (She lets the memes find her.) They dish on how they celebrated, what they watched, their best and worst commercials of the night, and of course share their hot takes on Rihanna’s halftime show. So, sit back and have your leftover buffalo chicken dip handy (if ...

Grammys Satanic Panic, The Bennifer Of The Doubt, Would You Swipe Right On Tom Brady?, & Is Armie Hammer Really Broke?

February 09, 2023 22:00 - 54 minutes

We begin with a fair warning from Sami: she says like a lot in this episode. Okay, now that that’s over with, we have so much piping hot celebri-tea to discuss. The trio starts off with a juicy Grammys debrief, including Aleen’s hot take on Harry Styles’ outfit, and a heated discussion on the state of Bennifer’s relationship. (Too many weddings is always a bad sign.) From one red carpet to the next, the three discuss Reese and Ashton’s awkward AF photos, and spill the tea on Tom Brady’s cring...

Did Tom Brady Get Buccal Fat Removal?, The Age Of De-Influencing, The Peltz-Beckham Wedding Plotz, & Justice For Pam Anderson

February 02, 2023 23:00 - 59 minutes

The Betches begin today’s episode asking some real world questions, like Is AI taking over the world? Although, a cook GPT could seriously solve world hunger.. After literally discussing the meaning of life, the women dive into this week’s pop culture news, beginning with Tom Brady’s *official* retirement announcement– for real this time. Sami then debriefs the de-Influencing trend and wtf is going on in the beauty world, which spurs the three gals to share their hot takes on products that ar...

WTF Went Down In Dubai?, Aire Is Middle Name Energy, Paris' Baby Announcement, & Is Charles A Woke King?

January 26, 2023 22:25 - 49 minutes

The Betches are hangry, unhinged, and ready to debrief this week’s pop culture news. And before you ask, no they were not in Dubai this weekend (sadly). We begin in Paris where the three discuss Kylie Jenner’s baby name announcement and her latest controversy: wearing a (faux) lion head to fashion week. They then debrief about WTF went on in Dubai this weekend, from Beyoncé’s multi million dollar concert, to Tarte– or as Jared Freid says Tart-é’s lavish influencer trip, before sharing their h...

Prince Harry Is A Royal Snark, Kim K’s Big Purchase, & Why You Should Be Watching Traitors

January 19, 2023 22:27 - 1 hour

The trio is back in-studio today rocking groutfits– it’s raining out, so don’t judge. After a hefty debate on umbrellas vs raincoats, Sami gives her final debrief of Prince Harry’s memoir Spare. Speaking of royal tea, they share their hot takes on Kim K’s big purchase that directly relates to Princess Diana, and break the news of Alec Baldwin’s criminal charges stemming from the tragic Rust shooting. Plus, they recap their latest TV obsession… Traitors on Peacock could be the next big thing: ...

Crown Jewels: Spare Revelations

January 19, 2023 05:00 - 24 minutes

Check out this special crossover episode between Crown Jewels and the @Betches podcast. To hear the rest of this episode and catch more coverage of Prince Harry's new book Spare, subscribe to Crown Jewels now: https://betches.co/crownjewelscrossover The gift that keeps on giving! This week, Samantha and Lex are back to dig even deeper into Spare, with the help of @Betches’ own Sami Sage. Together, they discover that a second date to Botswana isn’t as original as Meghan thinks, note the rising...

The Award For Irish Mean Girls Goes To?, Is Prince Harry’s Burn Book Worth Reading?, & What’s The ‘The Menu’ Really About?

January 12, 2023 22:00 - 1 hour

Seen any good movies lately? Awards show season has kicked off, and Jordana visited her first theater since the pandemic began. Did she make it through Avatar without crying? We’re looking at you Aleen— and how will she get her revenge for the tiny theater they put her in? Plus, she just finished watching the Harry Potter series for the first time and *needs * to talk about it. Justice for Snape. Sami and Aleen join in to debrief the Golden Globe Awards and the three share their hot takes fro...

Watch What Happens On CNN, Is Nicola/Selena’s Friendship a PR Stunt?, Windsor Bros Smackdown, Fleishman Fever

January 05, 2023 21:58 - 56 minutes

New Year, same betch. The gals are back to debrief their holidays: Jordana is a soon to be game sommelier, Aleen didn’t make it to midnight (RIP Fontainebleau Miami days), and Sami channeled her best Emily in Paris while vacationing in France. They dive in to share their hot takes on the juiciest news from 2023 so far, starting with the reemerged beef developing between Ryan Seacrest and Andy Cohen. Speaking of duos, they discuss Selena Gomez and Nicola Peltz Beckham’s tropical getaway and ne...

The Betches Play Family Feud: Pop Culture Year In Review

December 29, 2022 22:00 - 45 minutes

Congrats, betch, you made it to the end of the year. How are we celebrating? Good ole fashioned Family Feud style, led by our very own Sean Kilby. We surveyed 30 people from Betches HQ in a variety of pop culture categories from the past year. Spoiler alert, our office is still basic. Listen as Jordana, Aleen, and Sami give it their all with some really *good answer(s) *. Who will emerge victorious in this pop culture showdown? And for the final Caymans send off? The three take it even a step...

Debriefing NepoBabies, Mason’s Bar Mitzvah, Rihanna’s Nameless Child

December 22, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes

‘Tis the season, betch. Jordana, Sami and Aleen are here to tell us all about their holiday plans including attending Sami’s fabulous soireé (Sorry, you’re not invited). Speaking of fabulous parties, the three dive in to discuss the latest Kardashian festivities: Mason Disick’s Bar Mitzvah. He’s a man now and we’re officially old. From there, they gush over a first look of Rihanna’s adorable baby (who still remains nameless). They then wrap up with the talk of the town this week in pop cultur...

Betches Down Under, Katie Holmes’s Y2K Comeback, & Debriefing The White Lotus Finale

December 15, 2022 22:00 - 57 minutes

G’day Betch! Jordana and Sami are coming to you live from down under, as the record this week’s episode from the Gold Coast of Australia. Hear all about their travels down under– yes all the touristy things like holding a koala and feeding a kangaroo. So cute. FYI, Jordana might be a star surfer. Then the two dive into all things pop culture that happened this week: from Katie Holmes’ questionable y2k fashion choices — which leads to a discussion of what trends they want brought back — to the...

Something Navy in Some Sh*t, Megxit’s Doc Dropped, & Sami Sage White Lotus Correspondent

December 08, 2022 22:00 - 54 minutes

The gals are glammed and looking better than usual (Sorry that we’re audio only.) Sami is back from Art Basel just in time to share deets about her upcoming trip down under with Jordana. Hemsworth bros watch out! Don’t worry, Aleen was invited, but she’s doing mom things. The three jump right in to debrief and share their hot takes on the scandal brewing at Something Navy between married couple, Brandon and Arielle Charnas. And, their thoughts on Redditt ruining everything. Aleen takes a time...

Who TF Approved Balenciaga’s Campaign?, Kimye Divides Their 19 Homes, & “All Too Well” VS Spotify Wrapped

December 01, 2022 22:00 - 49 minutes

Sami is living it up at Art Basel this week, while Jordana and Aleen are here to debrief their Thanksgivings. Aleen made lox with her dad, and spoiler: the result was delicious. Then onto celeb news and the Balenciaga scandal—like Kids R Us gone wrong. They unpack Kim K’s statement about the controversial campaign, before sharing some updates on Emrata and Pete Davidson (aka America’s Rebound Guy). They then wish the Biebers well amid Hailey’s latest health scare, before breaking down their S...

Were Harry & Olivia Only Together For The Movie?, A $4.8 Million Gummy Bear Saga, & Cracking The Case Of The White Lotus

November 24, 2022 05:00 - 49 minutes

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Jordana, Sami, and Aleen share their plans for the holiday: who’s hosting, what are they bringing, what’s the best size for a gathering? So yes, this is kind of turning into a Martha Stewart podcast, but we’re not mad about it. Then onto celeb news of the week, and they start off with the big breakup—Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. They debate when the breakup actually happened (re: the weird af premiere), and Jordana asks the important q: will Harry miss her sala...

Are Emrata & Pete Davidson A PR Stunt?, Who Is Buying A $22K Taylor Swift Ticket?, & What Do You Think Of The New Cast On The Crown?

November 17, 2022 22:02 - 58 minutes

Sami, Jordana, and Aleen start off with some speculation—who is Pete Davidson’s new fling? Was Aleen right, is it Helen Mirren? Was Sami—is it Selena Gomez? Turns out it’s Emily Ratajkowski, and Aleen, Sami, and Jordana chat about the rumored relationship and go through Pete’s girlfriends past (TBT to Kate Beckinsale). Pete is clearly sleeping his way to the top, but what top is that? Where does he go from here? They discuss Pete’s fame trajectory, before debriefing the Taylor Swift ticket an...

Everyone’s Talking About Selena Gomez, “Buying Beverly Hills” Is A Nepotism Dream, & Jennifer Aniston Killed That Magazine Cover

November 10, 2022 23:03 - 1 hour

Aleen starts off by recapping the *fab* Marcus Mumford concert she went to, including all of her celeb sightings—Evan Spiegel and Hilary Duff’s husband. Sami and Jordana wonder how TF she recognized them, before they defer the conversation to Jordana. AKA, the Selena Gomez point person, to discuss Selena’s new documentary (it’s beside the point that Jordana doesn’t follow Selena on Instagram). They get into a *passionate* debate about the documentary, but come to the consensus that the first ...

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