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ROCK MORNINGS

313 episodes - English - Latest episode: 1 day ago - ★★★★★ - 5 ratings

Also heard live from 6-9am on 95.7 THE ROCK in La Crosse, WI WRQT and 92.9 THE X in Eau Claire, WI WECL Brian Simpson - Jean Taylor - Scott Robert Shaw

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The one with St. Paddy's Day

March 19, 2020 19:29 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

This week, we tried our best to keep a level head during the Coronavirus pandemic. Luckily, we had a bit of help. Monday was "National Corndog Day", so we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Corndog edition. Plus, with everyone staying home during the outbreak, we had a list of the "Top Sci-Fi TV shows" according to Rolling Stone. Plus, some shows that have 100+ episodes to binge watch during the Coronavirus pandemic.  Plus, Shaw found out about 3:16 day, and Brian found out about Tom Brady leavin...

The one with all the coronavirus

March 13, 2020 13:19 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MB

This week, we talked a bit about Daylight Saving time, including a round of "Fact or Bullcrap", and some of the top reasons you were late for work on Monday. Plus, some tips for working from home during the Coronavirus scare, and a great story about a record-setting high school goalie. There was also the story about where people store their ketchup, and a new dating website for guys who aren't packing much heat. A survey about sleeping habits and their effect on newer relationships, and th...

They one where Shaw mispronounced "pheromones"

March 06, 2020 14:32 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

This week, a LOT of Coronavirus stuff as panic starts to set in...including a bunch of "Coronavirus Porn" popping up online. We also played "Fact or Bullcrap - Dr. Seuss edition" for Dr. Seuss day....we discussed a recent thread on Reddit about the "dumb things you thought as a kid". Plus, an amazing festival in Australia, a list of DIY stuff that millennials can't/won't do. Brian went off about trying to plan a trip to Iowa with some friends in April...and Shaw invented a new word! And no...

The one with Fat Tuesday & Ash Wednesday

February 28, 2020 13:20 - 45 minutes - 41.9 MB

This week was Fat Tuesday & Ash Wednesday, so we had a list of "Fun Facts" about Fat Tuesday & a list of the "hardest things to give up for Lent". Plus, some stats on our addiction to our cellphones, and another round of "Fact or Bullcrap" for George Harrison's birthday. There was also a GREAT story about a woman who was driving around topless & giving her boyfriend some sexual favors for his birthday! We also had a story about people who are buying healthy poop on the internet and then in...

The one with President's Day

February 21, 2020 14:23 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MB

This week, President's Day was on Monday, so we played "Fact or Bullcrap - President's Day edition" and we had a list of some fun facts about Presidents. Plus, a few reactions to some recent surveys about towel useage, parenting wins, and the age that you discovered your favorite band. Plus, a list of the Greatest Breakup Songs of All Time, the WORST smells in the world, and some of the Least Popular children's books. And we had a poor pole vaulter that suffered a horrific injury! See omny...

The one with the 80s movie theme songs

February 14, 2020 14:25 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

This week, we talked about a LOT of Valentine's Day stuff, including some "Rejected Valentine's Day" cards! Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap - People with 'animal' names" edition....and our Monday Morning Throwback discussed our interview with La Crosse's RLSH, Electron! We also discussed some every day sounds that make us cringe, and got into a list of the "Top 10 Movie Theme Songs of the 1980's". There was a story about a mom who wrestled an otter, and "You're killin' me, Shaws" was one...

The one with dog treats

February 07, 2020 11:36 - 43 minutes - 40.3 MB

This week, we recapped the Super Bowl...and played "Fact or Bullcrap - Super Bowel edition". Plus, a great story about a MN woman who found her lost dog thanks to a can of beer! We discussed the results of a survey that said that almost a third of people don't prefer monogamy. Also, some other V-day stuff like some things you can do for your ex on Valentine's Day! Speaking of exes, there was a #FloridaWoman who smeared feces on her fiance's face....and a new trend amongst "instagram influen...

The one with the Super Bowl stuff

January 31, 2020 14:01 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MB

This week, we talked a lot about the upcoming Super Bowl between the Chiefs & Niners...including the beers people plan to drink & some interesting facts about the game. Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap - iPad" edition on it's 10th anniversary. We went over some rejected tourism slogans for Las Vegas, and discussed a list of the Top 50 Pop/Punk albums of all time. Also, the worst things about winter & ten little things that can totally ruin your day. And Brian discussed his neighbor's AMAZ...

The one with the new "viral challenges"

January 24, 2020 15:15 - 54 minutes - 49.9 MB

This week, we discovered TWO new viral challenges...the "Soy Sauce" challenge and the "Outlet" challenge.  Plus, we ran through the top signs you're going to a bad dentist....the reasons you are NOT watching the Impeachment...the the top tips for getting out of jury duty. Also this week, a "What would you do" in regards to finding a large stash of cash in a couch...what was the most unprofessional thing you ever did while working....and ran down a list of the best Super Bowls ever! See om...

The one with the greatest pool cover of all time

January 17, 2020 13:52 - 44 minutes - 40.4 MB

This week, we had a surprising amount of stories about bad things happening to penises. Including a guy who got his stuck in a pipe, and a guy who got his locked in a chastity device.  Yuck. Plus, we talked about Rock & Roll HOF and an interesting petition to get the original MTV VJ's inducted. Also, we had a list of the "Movies that were ignored by the Oscars", and the "Top questions to ask yourself before getting a divorce". And there was that story about the greatest pool cover of all t...

The one with the Magic Eraser

January 10, 2020 14:00 - 50 minutes - 46.5 MB

This week, we talked about a lot of new year stuff, including a "2020 edition" of Fact or Bullcrap. Plus, the headlines you won't see in the next year, top excuses for not working out...and some tips for job interviews. Plus, Brian discovers the miracle of the Magic Eraser!!! And we got an update on the judge who was having wild sex parties at work! There was also a story about a woman who dumped a bucket of feces on her landlord....GROSS! And did you hear about the "Taint Band-Aid"??? See ...

The one with a bunch of Christmas stuff

December 13, 2019 15:13 - 55 minutes - 50.8 MB

This week, we had a LOT of Christmas stuff....but Christmas isn't the only holiday in December, so we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Lesser known holidays in December". Plus, we talked about the supposed rules for a "White Elephant" gift exchange, the "four-gift" rule, and the most "Christmas-y" Christmas movies according to #Science!! Also, we discussed AC/DC's "Back In Black" going platinum 25 times!!!! There was also a judge who was having threesomes in the courtroom(allegedly), and we talked...

The one with Shaw's love of pretzels

December 06, 2019 14:17 - 45 minutes - 41.5 MB

This week started with "Cyber Monday", so we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Cyber Monday edition" and had a list of the reasons why you weren't going to do any online shopping. Plus, some interesting facts about some of your favorite holiday movies...and the top things you might not know about Ozzy on his 71st birthday! We also found out about "Pupsi", the YouTuber who makes instruments out of melons! Also, are your Uber & Lyft habits normal? And we took a look at some stats about America's snac...

The one with Drew filling in for Shaw

November 22, 2019 13:54 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MB

This week, we had Drew in the newsroom for Shaw and talked about a congressman who may or may not have farted during a live broadcast. Plus, we discussed a new list of the "Top 100 movies of the 2010's", had a story about a Bengals fan who's living on the roof of his restaurant until they win a game, talked about the topics that will cause a fight at the Thanksgiving table, and we also talked about the cop who was watching GTA videos on YouTube when he got into an accident. Plus, new dating ...

The one with the Exploding Eye!!!!

November 15, 2019 15:28 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MB

This week, we talked about a lot of stuff and on Veteran's Day, we played Fact or Bullcrap "Celebs who have served" edition. Plus, some tricks for helping you remember people's names, how to properly load the dishwasher, and had some interesting stats about the food at Thanksgiving. Plus, we talked about a woman who lost her sight after being addicted to her phone, and we discussed our K9 campaign with Officer Jelinski & K9 Officer Thor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one where Brian admits he has a problem

November 01, 2019 14:10 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

This week, we talked about a lot of Halloween stuff including the "Top Reasons You Hate Halloween", the Top 50 Horror movies of the last 20 years, and the Pornhub searches for Halloween-related stuff. Plus, it was "National Cat Day" early in the week, so we discussed all sorts of cat-stats & info. We heard the new take on the alphabet song that's actually from 2012....and of course, the story of Brian's problem with being too early for everything.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy ...

The one with Shaw saying "Better than anal"

October 25, 2019 11:14 - 42 minutes - 39.1 MB

LOTS of Halloween stuff this week, including a Halloween edition of "Fact or Bullcrap". Plus, a survey about ghosts & goblins...and a list of Halloween movies for "Scaredy-Cats". We also talked about a bride-to-be who found out her fiance was cheating. We also discussed the "Most Extreme Haunted House" in America, a new product for your testicles, and of course, Shaw had a story about naming your kids in other countries. Oh....and the story about the guy who loves him some Olaf from Frozen. ...

The one with the Jamie Dahl interview

October 18, 2019 13:32 - 52 minutes - 48.1 MB

This week, we started to ramp up to Halloween with all sorts of stuff like a list of the horror movie franchises with the most nudity, the Top Zombie Tweets, and the "Top signs you're watching a BAD horror movie". Plus, we made our week 7 NFL picks, talked to  a couple of the actresses from the "Golden Girls: A Puppet Parody" show about their upcoming show at Viterbo. And we interviewed Jamie Dahl about her breast cancer journey. Also, the latest viral challenge, a discussion on Reddit abo...

The one with the pleasure wand

October 04, 2019 13:32 - 43 minutes - 39.5 MB

This week, we were dealing with our Oktoberfest hangover, but still managed to play "Fact Or Bullcrap - Super Bowl performers" edition. We also talked about how pop culture ruined people's first names. There was a woman who was robbed of a VERY special toy, and we discussed America's zombie apocalypse plans. Plus, the subject of "Micro-cheating", and a guy who got a field sobriety test and tried to do some splits. We also went over a Forbes.com list of the "Highest Grossing Horror Movies" of...

The one with the vomit vs. poop

September 27, 2019 10:27 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MB

First week of Fall! So we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - First Day of Fall edition....plus, we had a list of the top reasons you love Autumn! Had a GREAT story about a woman who bit a camel on the balls. And we played "Who'd you rather" with some bodily functions. And of course, we talked about Oktoberfest, Shaw's son's wedding, the Avengers' fantasy football league, the most embarrassing franchises in the NFL, and a theory about Pennywise the Clown & Mary Poppins. See omnystudio.com/listener ...

The one with the Amish stereo

September 20, 2019 14:14 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

This week, Jean was out, Shaw was out...but Brian and Drew held down the fort early in the week until they returned. We talked about life's "simple pleasures", and discussed our top "minor inconveniences/first world problems". Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Real names of celebrities" edition and had some "Fun Facts about Pirates" on International Talk Like A Pirate Day. We had the story about the VenMo/beer guy who is raising a BUNCH of money for charity...and we talked about the Amish ...

The one with cyborg improvements

September 13, 2019 13:16 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

This week, we talked to Don Scott, the winner of the bike for the 95 Days of Summer! Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - names of English food edition. Plus, we reviewed a list of the "Top 50 Hair Metal Albums", discussed what happens when you sit for too long, looked into a survey about the kind of "cyborg improvements" people would make...and talked about the most annoying things your coworkers do. Plus, we talked about the anniversary of 9/11. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

The one with the chicken sammiches

September 06, 2019 13:39 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MB

This week, we had Monday off thanks to Labor Day, but we got right to it on Tuesday, with a list of the "Least Popular Barbies". Plus, we talked about Jericho's title belt getting stolen, discussed our generation's lack of patience, and had the "Top Signs You're Seeing a Bad Therapist". Also, a mechanic found something interesting while trying to fix someone's seat. And, is Ranch > Ketchup???? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one with the text message discussion

August 30, 2019 13:08 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

This week, we talked about a LOT of different stuff. It was National Dog Day on Monday, so we had some stats about our love for dogs...and we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Dog Day" edition. Plus, Drew revealed that he'd never seen the movie "Kingpin", so we ran through a list of the 140 Essential comedy movies according to Rottentomatoes.com. And, Brian revealed that he deletes all his texts, while Jean & Shaw save them FOREVER!!!!!!! Plus, a story about sex dolls that could strangle their owne...

The one with the EnergyStar report

August 23, 2019 12:36 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

This week, we had a bunch of those pseudo-holidays like "National Radio Day" and "National Potato Day". Plus, we discussed EnergyStar's stupid report about where you should set your AC....and we talked about the group of 62-85 year olds who were caught having sex in the woods of CT. Plus, the Nature Boy was in Houston....or was it WOOOston????? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anh retires!

August 16, 2019 13:24 - 48 minutes - 44.3 MB

This week, Brian talked about his grill issues...and Anh retires! Plus, a new Summer Party Tip, some relaxation tips, and a woman who "....slipped and fell on a cucumber & it got stuck..." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Suck it from a distance"

August 09, 2019 10:23 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MB

Hell of a week! The big take-away was Shaw saying "Suck it from a distance". Classic stuff. Plus, we had a list about America's favorite & least favorite sammiches....what would your cat say if it could talk???? Went over a list of the "Top 25 TV Openings"...talked about a kid who built a lemonade stand so he could honor his promise to his dying father....and we talked about how to lower your stress level at work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jean's birthday! Arnold's birthday! Brian's duck!

August 02, 2019 13:30 - 44 minutes - 41 MB

This week, a LOT happened. It was Arnold's birthday...and Jean celebrated her 50th as well! We took a stroll down memory lane to June 27th of 2018 when she said a very naughty word on the radio. Plus, a new Summer Party Tip, and Brian's duck finally had her babies and left him a true empty-nester. We also talked about "catchelors" and had a great story about a woman who saved a suicidal man by reciting Linkin Park lyrics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rock Fest recap/Amish romance novels/The Joneses

July 26, 2019 13:07 - 51 minutes - 47 MB

This week, Brian returned from Rock Fest while Jean took off for her family vacation in Cali. We played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Monday edition....plus, we had some fun facts about camping! There's a three-question IQ test that over 80% of people can't ace...and Brian talked about his big discovery at a Rock stop this week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian's move & futon/Fact or Bullcrap/Summer Party Tip

July 12, 2019 13:11 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

This week, Brian talked a LOT about his upcoming move into his new house...including his story about the futon. Plus, we played "Fact Or Bullcrap" a few times, had a list of boring tourist traps throughout the US....and also had a list of the "top signs you're at a bad amusement park". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4th of July/Wrong toe amputated

July 05, 2019 14:08 - 34 minutes - 31.6 MB

This week, we talked about a LOT of 4th of July stuff....including some fun facts about the Founding Fathers....the best & worst cities to celebrate the fourth...and we had a story about a MN man who was fishing in the nude! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MorningSicknessPodcastJune24th28th

June 28, 2019 13:10 - 53 minutes - 49.4 MB

This week, we wrapped up June with a story about a giant, killer spider in the storage unit where we store the bike for the 95 Days of Summer. Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap" a few times, ran through a list of the "Best selling one-hit wonders of all time", discussed something called "Free Range Mooching", and talked about the commemorative alien abduction plaque in Mississippi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meth Squirrel/Pool Float guy/RoboCop

June 21, 2019 13:28 - 47 minutes - 43.2 MB

This week, we talked about a bunch of different things including a meth-addicted "attack" squirrel on the loose....the top 100 movie quotes of the 21st century....a robot cop on the streets of LA....and we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Michael Jordan edition". Plus, the guy who can't stop stealing pool floats to have sex with them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Father's Day stuff/Summer Party Tip/West Virginia Tourism Slogans

June 14, 2019 13:06 - 42 minutes - 38.9 MB

This week, we talked a LOT about Father's day, including things that are "peak dad", and what dads REALLY want for Father's day. Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Obscure Baseball rules edition, and we had a new Summer Party Tip. Also, West Virginia was recently ranked the "Least Fun State" in America, so we had a list of new tourism slogans! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MorningSicknessPodcastJune3rd7th

June 07, 2019 11:25 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MB

This week, as we got started on the 95 Days of Summer, we also had a new Summer Party Tip! We also played a Sophie Turner edition of "Fact or Bullcrap" early in the week, and we also discussed some things that can make you seem like a boring person. Plus, some interesting info about Tetris on it's 35th anniversary See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elton John stuff/Mr. Skin interview/The 'Ask Amy' letter

May 31, 2019 12:53 - 45 minutes - 41.6 MB

This week, we talked to Mr. Skin about his new book "Being Mr. Skin", we found out that Arnold raps, got to our very first Summer Party Tip of the year, and we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Elton John edition". Plus, a creepy letter to "Ask Amy". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sexercises for men/Dirty things/Helping to reduce stress

May 24, 2019 12:08 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MB

This week, in addition to our interview with Dr. Tom Ledoux about mental health awareness month, we talked about some "sexercises" for men, we discussed the recent study that says we might not be living in 2019, and we talked about how DIRTY things are in NYC. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother's Day/Brian's Birthday

May 17, 2019 13:40 - 45 minutes - 42.1 MB

This week, we recapped Mother's day with a "Celebrity women who've never had kids" edition of Fact or Bullcrap. Plus, some great #FloridaMan stories and Brian's birthday!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother's Day Stuff/Spice Up Your Sex Life

May 10, 2019 13:11 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MB

This week, we talked a LOT about Mother's day...and it was also "Teacher Appreciation day" earlier in the week, so we had a list of "Things you shouldn't say to a teacher". Plus, we talked to Natalie Heise, the mother of this year's Big Bikes kid, Justus Heise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Game of Thrones recap/Rollercoaster mishap/Cinco de Mayo tips

May 03, 2019 12:58 - 45 minutes - 41.8 MB

This week, Brian recapped the BIG "Battle of Winterfell" episode, we played "Fact or Bullcrap" a few times, talked about the guy who was drawing penises around the potholes in his city, went over some Cinco de Mayo tips, and even flashed back to February of 2013 in honor of "May the 4th" and the passing of Peter Mayhew. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earth Day/Shaw's Salt/Avengers

April 26, 2019 12:31 - 42 minutes - 38.8 MB

This week, we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Earth Day edition", talked about Shaw getting his water-softener salt stolen, discussed a woman who killed her husband after she found him watching porn, and of course, talked all about "Avengers: Endgame". Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tax Day/420/Easter

April 19, 2019 13:16 - 42 minutes - 39 MB

This week, we talked about Tax Day and had some "Accountant Pickup Lines"...plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap - Buildings that are older than Notre Dame" edition. Also, we talked about a guy who got his junk stuck in an IKEA shower stool. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eggs/National Beer Day/Fact or Bullcrap/How Nasty Are you?

April 12, 2019 13:34 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MB

This week, we talked about "National Beer Day" and played "Fact or Bullcrap - Eggs edition". Plus, an interesting story about a gal at Walmart who then went to a Waffle House. And we found out how NASTY Shaw is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

April Fool's/Breakfast Lasagna/Idiots with a bulletproof vest

April 05, 2019 15:09 - 37 minutes - 34.6 MB

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MLB stuff/Bar rules/All male cuddling group

March 29, 2019 12:58 - 43 minutes - 40.1 MB

We talked about a LOT of stuff this week including the all-male cuddling group in PA, we also talked about the Russian astronaut who got left in space....and we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - waffle edition on International Waffle day. Plus, plenty of baseball stuff leading up to the season opener! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

March Madness/Spring has Sprung/SHOW WEEK!

March 22, 2019 13:08 - 36 minutes - 33.7 MB

This week, we talked about March Madness A LOT!!! We played "Fact or Bullcrap" a few times...ran down a list of the best movies from the 90's...and we dipped into the Chugga-Chugga Choo-Choo debate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daylight Savings Time/St. Paddy's Day/Skradie's Bagpipes!

March 15, 2019 13:26 - 41 minutes - 37.8 MB

This week, we recapped Daylight Saving Time & looked ahead to St. Paddy's Day and our annual St. Paddy's Day .01k! Plus, we played "Fact or Bullcrap" - Famous Patricks edition, and talked about the woman who shot her boyfriend for snoring!!!!! Plus, we threw in the classic bit when Skradie made "bagpipes" out of some pens and a garbage bag. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John Candy/Red Green/Oreos!

March 08, 2019 13:50 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MB

This week, we talked about stressful jobs, parents who drink, and played some Fact or Bullcrap! We also talked to Red Green about his upcoming show at Viterbo! And we told Shaw about a new show called "The Toe Bro" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oscars Recap/Charlie Berens Interview/Dog Park Dianne

March 01, 2019 14:09 - 38 minutes - 35.2 MB

This week, we recapped the Oscars, we talked to Charlie Berens from the Manitowoc Minute about his upcoming show at UWL, we played some "Fact Or Bullcrap - Movie Sequel edition", and we discussed a unique way to enjoy your salsa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

President's Day stuff/A Uniquely Named Nail Salon/Metal Album Openers

February 22, 2019 15:28 - 37 minutes - 34.8 MB

This week we talked about some President's day stuff...like suggested campaign slogans for Bernie Sanders...we played some Fact or Bullcrap - US Citizenship edition...we talked about #Florida, of course....and we went through a list of the top album-opening songs in heavy metal history. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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