Bengaholics podcast
84 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsThis is a Bengals podcast, a support group for Bengals fans. For non fans, this is for you to take a peek into the life of being a hopeful, disgruntled, hairy and confused fanatic of Cincinnati football.
We are Rufus, Wass (aka Bad Andy) and Luigi, and we are Bengaholics. Like many of you, it started at a young age for us, when the product wasn't very good. But over the years, we keep coming back more and more for our fix, furthering our Bengaholism.
We are not here to break our (or your) addiction. In fact, we want to embrace it. We are a support group for the much needed therapy of being a Bengaholic through all the highs and lows that we experience on a weekly basis. So grab a beer and join us!
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Episodes
Bengals Week 7 2017 PIT
October 25, 2017 11:23 - 41 minutes - 9.51 MBHistory repeats itself, again, and the stupid Bengals shit themselves playing the stupid Stillers. Wass takes a donkey to the game. Rufus and Luigi plan revenge against children.
Bengals Week 6 2017 BYE
October 18, 2017 11:08 - 36 minutes - 8.3 MBThe Bengals don't lose for the third consecutive week. It's BYE week baby. Creepy Uncle Hooves stops by. Nate buys his own ticket to the next game. Wass wishes he could say goodbye to his two asshole co-hosts.
Bengals Week 5 2017 BUF
October 12, 2017 02:49 - 33 minutes - 7.72 MBThe Bengals extend their winning steak to two, with a victory over the Buffalos of Billtown. The gang fights the weather and pessimism to get the good time feeling back. Wass eats at a buffet.
Bengals Week 4 2017 CLE
October 09, 2017 01:26 - 42 minutes - 9.8 MBThe Bengals defeat the calamitous Browns of Cleveland. Rufus diagrams where a 'glosser' is found. Wass gets sleepy, then mad, then sleepy again. Luigi smells like fried fish.
Bengals Week 3 2017 GB
October 04, 2017 01:08 - 56 minutes - 12.9 MBThe Bengals lose to the Packers to start the season 0-3, but on the bright side, it's our first episode of the season! Rufus, our fearless leader returns from his walkabout. Wass's nipples get hard for the beginning of his dating season. Luigi is a dad.
Bengals Week 18 Pre Super Bowl LI
January 31, 2017 02:56 - 39 minutes - 8.95 MBThe Supper Bowl match up has been decided, Falcons versus Patriots. In our Pre-Superbowl episode: Rufus tells of life on a legitimate radio show. Luigi makes a mess. Wass finds the Holy Bengal Spirit.
Bengals Week 17 2016 BAL
January 07, 2017 21:22 - 43 minutes - 9.91 MBThe Bengals win a meaningless game against the mildly hated Ravens. Rufus and Luigi run computer simulations to predict the Cincinnati-less post-season. Wass and PacMan attempt to be the Donk of the Year.
Bengals Week 16 2016 HOU
December 31, 2016 02:58 - 42 minutes - 9.81 MBThe Bengals pull out a gutsy victory against the Texans.... just kidding, they lost again in an awful and embarrassing way. Luigi and Rufus discuss some of the gifts they gave for Christmas. Wass gets evicted.
Week 15 2016 PIT
December 23, 2016 22:45 - 45 minutes - 10.3 MBThe Bengals post season chances officially come to an end as they fail to score in the 2nd half and allow the most despicable Steelers come from behind to win the game. Out of towners and fellow Bengaholics, Squatch and the WiggleBangers, join the gang for a cold, angry, drunk but very fun Sunday.
Week 14 2016 CLE
December 14, 2016 22:55 - 39 minutes - 9.05 MBThe Bengals heads are officially out of their asses as they cruise pass the winless Browns. Wass finds solace in deep fried meats while Ruf and Luigi are just ready to be put out of their misery.
Week 13 2016 PHI
December 08, 2016 02:57 - 43 minutes - 10.1 MBThe 2016 Bengals finally show up in December to beat the Eagles. Rufus meets one woman who really liked him, and another one who really hated him. Wass felt like he had an inch of foam covering his bones. Luigi falls in love with a picante sauce.
Week 12 2016 BAL
November 30, 2016 16:45 - 34 minutes - 7.91 MBWell, I am sick of saying this, but the Bengals lose again. This time to division rival, the Ravens. The chicken van gets more passengers on its trip to Negative Town. Wass cancels his Marvin Lewis fan club membership.
Week 11 2016 BUF
November 25, 2016 18:41 - 43 minutes - 10 MBThe Bengals forget that they have a game on Sunday and lose to the Bills. Three one way tickets to Negative Town were purchased shortly there after. Fellow Bengaholics write in and send gifts.
Week 10 2016 NYG
November 22, 2016 01:46 - 32 minutes - 7.47 MBThe G-men give the Bengals their 5th loss of the season, through only 10 weeks. Wass and Ruf meet a real life GTA character while Luigi's therapy bill increases weekly.
Week 9 2016 BYE
November 09, 2016 13:23 - 41 minutes - 9.59 MBFor the second week in a row, the Bengals neither win nor lose. The Bye comes at exactly halfway though the season, making it a great time for the gang to reflect on the first half of the season, and bygone days of years pass in the beloved Chicken Van.
Week 8 2016 WAS
November 03, 2016 12:12 - 41 minutes - 9.59 MBThe Bengals travel to the United Kingdom to play the Washington Native Americans, and determined to have the full European experience, they end the game in a futball like draw. Much therapy is needed for the gang after to deal with the confusing emotions that come with a tie. Wass Foxworthy brings another segment of everyone's favorite "you might be a Bengaholic if"....
Week 7 2016 CLE
October 27, 2016 00:26 - 38 minutes - 8.75 MBThe Bengals defeat the winless Browns, moving closer to getting back to .500. Rufus helplessly watches gamecast on his phone while stuck at a wedding. Wass and Luigi are mothered by their tailgating neighbors, feeding the fish and jello.
Week 6 2016 NE
October 19, 2016 13:19 - 40 minutes - 9.18 MBThe Bengals lose yet again to the New England Brady Bunch while the gang, falling on hard times as well, resorts to eating meat alternatives. A fellow Bengaholic calls in to his support group for some much needed therapy.
Week 5 2016 DAL
October 14, 2016 20:07 - 41 minutes - 9.49 MBThe Bengals lose again to a record of 2-3 after an ass whoopin in Dallas. Two thirds of the gang travel to Texas and find Cowboy fans are surprisingly nice (when everything's going their way). Luigi stays home and annoys his wife.
Week 4 2016 MIA
October 04, 2016 12:44 - 34 minutes - 7.88 MBThe Bengals improve to 2-2 with a win over the majestic yet mediocre Dolphins. Rufus saves a lost soul. Wass is amused by a tiny car. Luigi watches a blurry creamsicle play football live.
Week 3 2016 DEN
September 28, 2016 12:22 - 43 minutes - 10 MBThe Bengals fall to the Broncos, and fall to 1-2. Rufus forces people to call the JERK line on him. Wass almost gets run over and has no memory of it. Luigi enjoys the local mongoloids.
Week 2 2016 PIT
September 21, 2016 02:55 - 35 minutes - 8.07 MBIt's deja vu for the Bengals, another loss to the most hated Steelers. Rufus angrily shakes a fist at the refs. Luigi hopelessly tries to pretend it all didn't happen. Wass is disappointed with a morning talk show.
Week 1 2016 NYJ
September 14, 2016 12:07 - 37 minutes - 8.52 MBThe Bengals start 1-0 with an ugly, gritty win over the Jets. Wass starts 1-0 in our pick em. Rufus finishes his social study homework. Luigi sings his praises for The Weasel, buuuuuuuddddddy.
Week 0 Preseason
September 12, 2016 03:59 - 23 minutes - 5.27 MBPost Super Bowl
February 27, 2016 15:42 - 30 minutes - 6.87 MBThe 2015 NFL season officially ends. Rufus, Wass, and Luigi discuss.
Post season review
January 27, 2016 15:38 - 25 minutes - 5.8 MBThe dream season has ended. Rufus, Luigi, and Wass still need therapy.
Wild Card Weekend
January 13, 2016 15:50 - 42 minutes - 9.71 MBRufus, Wass, and Luigi try to make sense of the premature and unfortunate loss in the wild card round of the playoffs
Ravens Week 17
January 06, 2016 12:54 - 41 minutes - 9.54 MBThe Bengals head to the post season while the guys avoid puke piles, shameless women and snitches. This week's episode now with 15% more Bengaholism.
Week 16 Broncos
December 31, 2015 16:17 - 37 minutes - 8.47 MBRufus and Wass travel west to Denver. Luigi Stays home. The Bengals clinch the AFC North on Sunday and poop their pants on Monday in overtime against the Broncos. Happy New Year
Week 15 49ers
December 23, 2015 13:22 - 36 minutes - 8.41 MBThe Bengals get a win out west with back up QB Raymond. The american tale is retold and we say goodbye to our original recording "studio"
Week 14 2015
December 16, 2015 15:10 - 39 minutes - 9.05 MBCincinnati mourns the loss of its favorite digit. The handicap are not to be trusted. The gang uses a potato to record.
Week 13 2015 Browns
December 09, 2015 04:05 - 35 minutes - 8.2 MBWass shares tailgating etiquette. Luigi drinks too much. Rufus throws a lemon.
Week 12
December 02, 2015 04:49 - 35 minutes - 8.1 MBThe Bengals get back on track with a dominating victory. Rufus pisses people off while tailgating. Wass falls in love with a sandwich. Squatch makes a friend. Luigi tells a Peyton story.
Week 11 2015
November 27, 2015 00:41 - 34 minutes - 7.9 MBThe Cincinnati Bengals play the lame ass Cardinals. Wass tells a hilarious story. Rufus spills whiskey. Luigi laughs like a donkey.