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Bengaholics podcast

84 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratings

This is a Bengals podcast, a support group for Bengals fans. For non fans, this is for you to take a peek into the life of being a hopeful, disgruntled, hairy and confused fanatic of Cincinnati football.

We are Rufus, Wass (aka Bad Andy) and Luigi, and we are Bengaholics. Like many of you, it started at a young age for us, when the product wasn't very good. But over the years, we keep coming back more and more for our fix, furthering our Bengaholism.

We are not here to break our (or your) addiction. In fact, we want to embrace it. We are a support group for the much needed therapy of being a Bengaholic through all the highs and lows that we experience on a weekly basis. So grab a beer and join us!

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Episodes

Week 4 JAX and 5 BAL 2020

October 23, 2020 18:23 - 35 minutes - 81.1 MB

The Bengals win one against Jacksonville, yay! Then they poop their underwear against Baltimore, boo! Wass does math. Hoover has a car. Ned gets lost. 

Week 2 CLE and 3 PHI 2020

October 09, 2020 15:43 - 44 minutes - 101 MB

The Bengals lose two more games to being the Joe Burrow era 0-3. This week's episode is Bengaholics Lite, short and sweet so you can get back to work for your corporate overlords.

Week 1 2020 LAC

September 25, 2020 16:25 - 51 minutes - 117 MB

We're back! The Bengaholics take the studio outside to record before the week 2 game. While the Bengals lost in week 1 to the Chargers, new rookie QB Joe Burrow was impressive late in the game. This week, Luigi learns about shoes. Rufus sleeps in a trolley car. BA is SMOKIN' (meats on the BBQ).

Offseason 2020 Really? Just Hoover?

February 28, 2020 20:08 - 48 minutes - 111 MB

The Superbowl is over and Free Agency is soon. Texas Tufus requests a gong shot. AliveNate likes to watch. The Bengaholics receive an email from a new friend. 

NFC / AFC Championships 2020

January 27, 2020 00:17 - 48 minutes - 111 MB

The Chefs and Neiners are set to play in the Superbowl. Tufus likes Chase Young. Peterman pretends to like tuna noodle casserole. AliveNate regrets answering the phone. 

Week 16 MIA 17 CLE 2019

January 13, 2020 00:28 - 1 hour - 152 MB

The Bengals win by losing to Miami and thus securing the #1 overall draft pick. And then they win by winning against Cleveland. Ruf takes a deer to the wishing well. Luigi makes a cool pot of chili. Wass has a respectable house.

Week 14 CLE and 15 NE

December 21, 2019 20:49 - 56 minutes - 129 MB

The Bengals lose twice and are an impressive 1-13 on the season. Wass, Rufus, and Luigi stay up late to get a glimpse of Hoover Claws as he brings his gifts for all the good little Bengaholics. 

Week 12 and 13 2019 PIT / NYJ

December 07, 2019 22:55 - 1 hour - 157 MB

The Bengals play two games and get one win. It was the first victory of the season. Wass gets a couch. Luigi and Rufus get a jacket. Everyone is excited for Hoover Claws to visit soon. 

Week 11 2019 OAK

November 24, 2019 18:51 - 1 hour - 91.6 MB

The Bengals lose and Epstein didn't kill himself. This week, the Bengaholics try something new and record while watching the game. Does it work? Does the podcast need express written consent? Does Bad Andy have da sugah? Only time will tell. 

Week 10 2019 BAL

November 15, 2019 21:59 - 1 hour - 106 MB

The Bengals keep the dream alive and lose again. Uncle Buck-fus visits Texas. Luigi likes dawgs. Wass wants his free pizza, Squatch. 

Week 9 2019 BYE WEAK

November 08, 2019 21:50 - 1 hour - 106 MB

For the first week of the year, the Bengals don't lose. That's right, it's BYE week. The Bengaholics use this time to reminisce on the good times from the past to drown out the awful present and our gloomy future. 

Week 8 2019 LA in the UK

November 01, 2019 18:44 - 50 minutes - 76.3 MB

Bengals lose and the sun still rises in the East. Luigi eats a Chile Relleno. Rufus goes Fowling. Wass throws ice. 

Week 7 2019 JAX

October 26, 2019 00:42 - 1 hour - 102 MB

The Bengals do not Carpe Diem and lose again. Rufus wants to go camping. Luigi drives the Bronco. Wass finds true love. 

Week 6 2019 BAL

October 19, 2019 23:14 - 52 minutes - 76.5 MB

The Bengals lose and water is wet. Rufs visit's Luigi for football and chicken wings. Bad Andy explains to grandma why losing is good. Adam cannot predict the future.  Where's our free pizza Squatch?

Week 5 2019 ARI

October 10, 2019 01:25 - 1 hour - 95.4 MB

Another winless team gets their first victory of the year against the Bengals. Wass goes to a wedding. Rufus annoys people at the Jack. Luigi wants his promise!

Week 4 2019 pit

October 05, 2019 16:52 - 1 hour - 96.8 MB

The stupid Bengals lost to the stupid Pittsburgh team. Again. Rufus invites friends over to have a bad time together. Luigi's ready for it all to end. Wass is a cyclops. 

Week 3 2019 BUF

September 26, 2019 23:28 - 1 hour - 166 MB

The Bengaholics travel to Billtown to watch the Bengals disappoint us all, again. Rufus has a family reunion. Wass is a great friend. DeadNate commits culinary assault. Luigi knows chicken wings. Squatch can't find a bathroom. Adam learns you somethin. Buffalo sucks, sucks, sucks.... but we still had a great time. 

Week 2 2019 SF

September 18, 2019 21:23 - 42 minutes - 98 MB

The Bengals get destroyed in their home opener and possibly destroy the New Dey optimism. Rufus is a sandwich artist. Wass cleans his couch. Luigi is mad that Hood Rat Nicki drank his Budweiser. 

Week 1 2019 SEA

September 12, 2019 23:56 - 43 minutes - 98.9 MB

It's a New Dey and somehow despite a loss, the Bengals have us excited for the season. Wass yells at children. Luigi says the forbidden word. Nate calls us from the great beyond.... 

Preseason 2019: Dating Season

September 06, 2019 00:36 - 39 minutes - 11.1 MB

The NFL preseason has ended and the regular season games start in a few days. Rufus visits a fellow Bengaholic. Luigi eats potato wedges. Wass does not kiss and tell. 

Offseason 2019 4: Wet Hot Bengaholics Summer

July 11, 2019 02:21 - 51 minutes - 43.3 MB

While the Bengaholics were on summer vacation, the draft, OTAs, and other things happened apparently. Wass buys a mower. Rufus has a crawfish boil. A special guest is in the stuidio. 

Offseason 2019 3: The Adventures of Nezo

April 07, 2019 20:30 - 59 minutes - 42.1 MB

The Bengals continue to be a non-player in the free agent market while the optimism fans had slowly fades. Rufus makes craw fish.  Wass has brunch on Sunday. The Glosserman Studio's mascot has an adventure. 

Off season 2019 2 Who Dey Boogaloo

March 05, 2019 00:10 - 49 minutes - 26.2 MB

The pieces are starting to fall into place as the Bengals finally announce a Defensive Coordinator. Sledgehammer achieves at the derby. Wass takes us to Costa Rica. Rufus tells the tale of ole Benny Guns.

Off Season 2019 1: A New Dey

February 10, 2019 17:33 - 30 minutes - 23.4 MB

With the conclusion of a boring Supperbowl, the 2019 NFL off season has officially begun. Wass frys wings. Luigi is exciting for something new. Rufus is shampoo'd. 

Pre Superbowl 2019

January 27, 2019 21:02 - 42 minutes - 19.8 MB

The Bengals are in limbo in the post Marvin Lewis era as they wait for the end of the season to announce a new Head Coach. Ruf, Wass, and Luigi have another wonder day in Slosherman Studios, discussing the rumors for the new staff, Bad Andy's house cleaning and the best Bengaholic's email. 

Wildcard Weekend 2019

January 12, 2019 20:50 - 49 minutes - 26 MB

 The 2018 season is complete and the Revenge of Marvin Tour is officially over forever. The gang discusses what is next for the organization, awards are given out, and contemplate on what the last 16 years have meant to the guys in Slosherman Studios.

Week 15 2018 OAK

December 24, 2018 02:26 - 51 minutes - 24.7 MB

The Bengals win a meaningless game against Oakland. Wass and Ruf feast all over town. Luigi ignores the Bengals to watch a competently run and coached team play. Neal Tom does not like Marvin. 

Week 14 2018 LAC

December 14, 2018 04:20 - 53 minutes - 12.5 MB

The Bengals surprisingly play competitive but ultimately fell short against the Chargers. Wass uses an airport bathroom. Rufus hangs out with Sledgehammer. Luigi has cheese curds. Trevor shares his opinions which are his own and not reflective of the views of the Bengaholics. 

Week 13 2018 DEN

December 07, 2018 01:38 - 50 minutes - 11.3 MB

Jeff Driskel valiantly leads the Bengals to another embarrassing loss, this time to Benver. Wass runs a 5k. Rufus eats BBQ. Sledgehammer rides a bike. This week's episode unofficially brought to you by Long John Silver's. 

Week 12 2018 CLE

November 29, 2018 04:54 - 48 minutes - 11.2 MB

Bengals lose and water is wet. Hoover and Adam join the gang in Negativetown. Hammer emails in after escaping the KGB. Humpledink sends in a picture for the wall, much to the dismay of Luigi. BigRic is thankful the Browns no longer employ Hue. Mantrout rakes leaves. 

Week 11 2018 BAL

November 23, 2018 04:39 - 40 minutes - 7.13 MB

Happy Thanksgiving and Stupid Bengals. Once again, Larvin Mewis's team makes a rookie QB look like a stud as Baltimore defeats Cincinnati. Bud-WISE-er! Dilly Dilly! Eat, sleep, live football!

Week 10 2018 No

November 16, 2018 04:33 - 46 minutes - 8.04 MB

The Bengals prove, once again, that they cannot compete with the elite teams of the NFL as the get humiliated by the Saints of New Orleans. Luigi and Rufus ride scooters. Wass eats hot dog corn bread. Hoover is tonight's special guest. 

Week 9 2018 BYE

November 09, 2018 04:00 - 39 minutes - 9.1 MB

It's BYE week, so the Bengaholics are only a little angry and depressed. Luigi and Ruf spend time with their family. Hammer, Big Michael and Hoover share stories and emails. Wass has a beer or two.

Week 8 2018 TB

November 02, 2018 02:20 - 27 minutes - 6.34 MB

The Bengals go up big against the Bucs, only to blow a huge 4th quarter lead and thus rely on a husky place kicker to win the game at the last second. Wass begs for bacon. Rufus toast a fellow tailgater. Luigi brings mustard. 

Week 7 2018 KC

October 25, 2018 03:33 - 40 minutes - 10.5 MB

The Bengals embarrass themselves on the national stage, as only they can, in a crushing loss to the KC Chefs. Rufus likes bar-b-que. Squatch likes pants. Wass is ambivalent about steak. Luigi uses a tin can for a microphone.  

Week 5 2018 MIA

October 25, 2018 03:29 - 49 minutes - 9.36 MB

The Bengals start slow but they ride to victory on a wave of defensive scores to defeat the Dolphins. Rufus bails out his dad. Wass and Luigi over heat. Hoover tells the final chapter of a tale started in week 1.   (re-upload for storage space purposes)

Week 6 2018 PIT

October 18, 2018 03:19 - 45 minutes - 10.6 MB

For the seventh game in a row, the stupid Bengals lose to the stupid Steelers. Rufus is stupid for expecting a different outcome. Bad Andy is stupid for expecting a different outcome. Luigi is stupid for expecting a different outcome. 

Bengals week 4 2018 ATL

October 04, 2018 12:06 - 55 minutes - 17.4 MB

The Bengals, and the Bengaholics, travel to Atlanta and pull out a gutsy last second victory against the Falcons. Wass eats. Wiggles dies. Usher gets to meet Rufus and Luigi.

Bengals week 3 2018 CAR

September 26, 2018 23:42 - 48 minutes - 15.1 MB

The Bengals lose their first game of the season in Carolina. Rufus fights a scooter. Wass fights the klan. Hoover sends in alluring photos.

Bengals week 2 2018 BAL

September 18, 2018 23:42 - 48 minutes - 15.5 MB

The Bengals win on Thursday night versus the despicable Baltimore Ravens. Rufus angers a lady. Wass's dating season begins. Luigi edits a podcast.

Bengals week 1 2018 IND

September 12, 2018 22:04 - 38 minutes - 12.7 MB

The Bengals 2018 season starts with an exciting, and frustrating win over Indy. Rufus chugs a beer with a stranger. Luigi goes home early with Squatch and the Man-Trout. Wass remembers some parts of Sunday.

Bengals Week 16 DET

January 02, 2018 00:06 - 32 minutes - 18.7 MB

The Bengals finish the season destroying the dreams of two playoff hopeful teams, Detroit and Baltimore.  Wass eats a ham. Luigi eats crab legs. Rufus reads Dr. Seuss.

Bengals week 15 2017 MIN

December 21, 2017 23:23 - 28 minutes - 6.51 MB

The Bengals lose, again, to the Minnesota Mike Zimmers, but win with news that this is Marvin's last season. Luigi paints a pope. Rufus eats a summer sausage. Wass falls for a girl.

Bengals Week 14 2017 CHI

December 14, 2017 21:02 - 43 minutes - 10 MB

The Marvin Lewis farewell tour continues with a uninspired loss to the Chicago UnBearables. Wass sits in a truck. Rufus sits in a truck. Hoover becomes a man.

Bengals Week 13 2017 PIT

December 07, 2017 21:52 - 49 minutes - 11.2 MB

Bengals lost to Steelers, again, and have officially killed this sad season. Wass helps clean up after the game. Luigi and Squatch are chivalrous gentlemen to old ladies at the stadium. Rufus talks people down from the ledge over the Ohio River.

Bengals Week 12 2017 CLE

November 30, 2017 22:21 - 43 minutes - 9.85 MB

The Bengals once again are one game away from being.500 with a win over the Sadness Factory. The Friar of Fried Foods, fries food. Connie enables Rufus and Luigi's drinking. An Irishman gets excited about potatoes and ice cubes.

Bengals Week 11 2017 DEN

November 22, 2017 18:13 - 36 minutes - 8.41 MB

The Bengals are in the hunt with a victory over the Benver Donkos. Hoover turns himself into a carnival game. OG gets bloatered. The gang has garlic farts.

Bengals Week 10 2017 TEN

November 16, 2017 02:53 - 37 minutes - 8.51 MB

The recurring nightmare that is the Bengals season continues with an uninspired loss to the Tennessee Tits. Wass visits a Trump Rally. Rufus terrifies people in their cars. Luigi worries about Hoover.

Bengals Week 9 2017 JAX

November 10, 2017 02:10 - 42 minutes - 9.79 MB

The Bengals shit their pants down south to the Jags of Hickstown. Wass and Rufus visit Luigi's for some good times, cold chili and bad football.

Bengals Week 8 2017 IND

November 02, 2017 03:20 - 44 minutes - 10.1 MB

The Bengals get an undeserved win over Horse-faced Indy. Rufus spends some quality time with his father. Wass joins the big brother program and spends quality time with an Island kid. Colin Kaepernick is sighted in the stands.